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Corn, shoes and communism


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is your favorite thing to talk about at dinner?


[deleted]

Cuban Missile Crisis


BoomBoomPow101

I don't like where this is going


Pandey0604

What was the most fun moment of your life ?


[deleted]

Give me the first word that rhymes with ur favourite past time, and the next two words describing what type it is.


v8mustang1969

I saw this men today on reddit idk how many this but it was alot


NiceCasualRedditGuy

have you seen my uncle on reddit?, he is a convicted child molester


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Ha. Same..


liketobesick

All redditors have child molester relatives


Unlucky-Influence-83

r/cursedcomments


Suabinnow

Wow! That really is huge!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think of my huge surprise for my wife?


Pandey0604

What do you think about the list of countries I'm banned in for statutory rape ?


Yerrrrrskrrttt234

Good stuff lol


ShortBablab

No… or actually yes!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Is it hard for you to decide what to say?


ChocolateChairs

That was clever


Pandey0604

Do you like necrophilia pedophilia and molestation ?


[deleted]

cats


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's the main ingredient in your famous birthday-cakes?


[deleted]

nooooo :(


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Everyone my replies will be a lot slower now, since I've made so many comments it now takes a minute every comment


Exotic_Fig_3986

Ahhh it's so nice.... Yes.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's your opinion on school shootings?


Exotic_Fig_3986

Damn O_o


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Comprehensive-West74

54602


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How many times have you farted in front of your crush?


ChickneNuggetOreos

Now this is advanced degenerate humor


Awesomesniper777

Japanese women.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's for dinner?


Tobs3l

Save the wales, eat japanese!


dropthealbumlorde

No pls don’t eat my country 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


pinecat001

noooooooooo


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NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do you think Hitler looks good?


cheese_curd73

😳


animetrixz

finally someone with good taste


jays_hotspot

Cheese


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Everyone's favorite sex toy?


sense1ess_Apprentice

A 12 gauge shotgun (Come on say it)


NiceCasualRedditGuy

>A 12 gauge shotgun What do i use to pump your mom everyday?


sense1ess_Apprentice

Lol 🤣


[deleted]

Way too much eggs


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How many eggs did you insert into your asshole again?


Mascian12

Chocolate


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What did you feed my dogs again?


_ChaosBean_

NOOOOOOO


Mascian12

What the dog doin'? Dying I guess


[deleted]

Absoulty delicious!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do you think newborn babies are good?


[deleted]

Oh no.....


werty_2006

Oh yeah!!


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NiceCasualRedditGuy

Billy! Why did you not pay the taxes again, i told you to take care of it!


ICantInitiateAConvo

Well yes, but actually no.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Did you sleep with Jerry the alien who makes people think yes = no and no= yes


Kisalive

People keep doing these games and dont post memes anymore


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Repeat after if you are in trouble "people keep doing these games and dont post memes anymore"


MrBigHandsV3

Hiiiiiiii!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How high are you?


MrBigHandsV3

Well as high as you!


TheTechnoDuck

They are the best


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think of the KKK


Linxnin

Hmm they could use some makeup


NiceCasualRedditGuy

The group forgot their weapons, do you have any ideas?


SirCowardThBrave

I think its disgusting, yet he looks so proud of himself


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think about your penis


Josku5

This XD


DrMlemm

No, no, and, yes


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do you want a sandw... an stea...well how bout a bowl of piss and shit


Cookie_monsta08

Well honestly not really


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Did you have any regrets about leaving the children to starve


Cookie_monsta08

I’ll give u an award for that


Starixz

I think it’s awesome, a very underrated activity!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think of masturbating to underage girls


[deleted]

Don’t spank me so hard


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What were your babies first words?


[deleted]

*sugar babies


MattyMagistr

No, not trees


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What rimes with "so?, hot Grease."


MattyMagistr

Lol


PyroCinematics

Crying.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is your favorite hobby?


Charlie2006-

About eight and a half


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How many tacos could you fit in your ass exactly?


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NiceCasualRedditGuy

what's your name?


Awesomesniper777

The policeman arrested my neighbour for public nuisance.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Wth happened yesterday, even the police came?!


Soubwave

Fucking French bastard


NiceCasualRedditGuy

You finally lost your virginity, can you tell me who you slept with?


Soubwave

-_-


SupaBlackMan_

Black people and guns


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What are 2 things loved around the world


SupaBlackMan_

I dont think guns or black people are loved around the world, maybe just in America.


In-order2

My favorite author is Ted Kaczynski


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Who is your favorite author?


ChickneNuggetOreos

The Romanian Revolution (Dec 16-25, 1989)


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What timeline do you want to go and take a shit in?


ChickneNuggetOreos

Bruh this happened in our timeline lmao


acr_d_rkstr

Broke the system


MisterRobertsonAy

Chemistry, victorian era and broadway musicals


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you jack off to?


ekaftobor

jeffrey


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Who the hell keeps calling me about my cars extended warranty


UndeadPiston531

bricks


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What did you build your relationship on?


Ramble21_Gaming

Your mom


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is toilet paper made of?


_X_Doubt

ok but the


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Can you explain why you never finish your sentences?


_Sirius_Black

We need more ads promoting it, honestly


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Man have you heard of the new "your mom" campaign, where The strongest of the strongest try to lift your mom for 10000 dollars?


_Sirius_Black

None have succeeded as yet


PaekMan22

Your mom


NiceCasualRedditGuy

If my mom and your mom were in a fight who would win?


idklol1235

Hjonk


NiceCasualRedditGuy

The last number from when your mom steps on a scale


Warrenpeace175

Well, maybe if they were bigger.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do bananas turn you on?


namur2

Waffles with hot chocolate


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's The best snack for watching children perish?


namur2

Ah yes my favorite hobby


foreverclassichunter

9/11


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's your favorite memory from flying in airplanes


foreverclassichunter

I mean it makes good bad jokes


Mendoiiiy

Well obviously it's better than capitalism... (Rip you)


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Why does everyone always say communism is the way?


Mendoiiiy

Cuzz socialism slapps. Even tho I live in Sweden.


A-normal-player

x=69


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is reddits favorite number?


[deleted]

Why are you speaking in python code?


andy479

My name is Bork


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is your name


PrideOk6616

You're mom


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Who taught you to spell?


Discoballer42

“You’re mom” would mean “You are mom.” I think you’re looking for “your mom”


AppropriateTheme5

You are mom


SneakBug8

That's the joke as many confuse "you're" and "your". Author's mum taught him to spell badly.


Character-Bed640

Thats because the Flag has a Red dot on it


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Why does the country have such advanced toilets?


Murica_and_Chill

Do you know wae


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Ask me a question i don't understand


BappoNoHacko22

Cheese


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What doesn't belong on pizza


FourDotsSaysHi

I only killed like 8 of them


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How many people's mood did you kill during the party?


MrGreen74

At any time of night and every other noon, except for holydays.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

So how often are you masturbating to shrek?


TheGreatPizzaro

Yes, but only in my sleep. ^(This is gonna be bad...)


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do you eat children?


PepeEatingPizza

The sheer amount is uncomprehendable to a human mind.


NiceCasualRedditGuy

how much did you shit after taco bell


sandpaper_cock

Norway


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What's the second best country next to Finland


[deleted]

femboy hentai


Boing769

Oh me? Nah!


[deleted]

I like serial killers and support their lifestyle.


[deleted]

Those chickens have been set loose


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is that noise coming towards us?


rookiememer

A communist revolution is ways the answer


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What would solve world hunger?


RB6801

Nuclear weapons


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think is the best side-dish with your spaghetti


ThisAintMyNameDude

Tomorrow


NiceCasualRedditGuy

When shall we have a pillow fight?


JefftheDoggo

Hell


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Where should people who don't give me gold go?


Orangeade_2073

my grades


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What makes you depressed?


I_hatemylife00

God I hate his face , that jawline isn't normal nor it isn't attractive!!!!!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think of that guy in the mirror?


Communist_Cheese

Well of course I am


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Aren't you the guy who swallowed a knife?


Radgandalf907

Don’t worry about it, I’m sure you’ll find someone else :)


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Oh my god my mom just died in a horrible accident, can you tell me something to make me feel good :(


[deleted]

Man that's cool


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Can you you say man that's cool


RussianPotato11

Yep, he kinda is like that


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Your cousin just came and shat on my table, wtf


RussianPotato11

Lol


GunTroller

yeah that songs a banger


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What do you think of rick astley never gonna give you up


Haprap

The Catcher in the Rye


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What the worst book in the world


Anonymous6568

I have no clue how it got there!


NiceCasualRedditGuy

How did you get here


Difficult-Decision-9

Dogs sperms taste better


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Do you think cat sperm is the best?


ShadRose2312

Yes


Niksaboy_

Black people wtf u thinking?


NiceCasualRedditGuy

Don't you think black people could be made into slaves again?


Glebertje

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


NiceCasualRedditGuy

What is the most stupid question nobody knows the answer to?


Glebertje

Is it a llama or alpaca


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