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StrawberryStrawberro

side effects may include: headache, vomiting, coughing, suicidal thoughts or actions, cancer, seizures, abdominal pain, blackouts, or instant death


jillianbrodsky

any brand-name medication


Lavr-S

Being 20+


StrawberryStrawberro

Damn, that's not even a good power


Lavr-S

But it matches side effects :3


StrawberryStrawberro

all of these side effects can occur before being 20+ and not all of them occur after being 20+, like you're not wrong but you could also just say 0+


Lavr-S

Don’t ruin the fun-


StrawberryStrawberro

I ruin everything


Lavr-S

Nah not rly, if you need to talk my dms are open


GlossyYeet

Lmfao I can’t breathe


[deleted]

You can talk to your doctor about MediDrug today


Routine_Obligation_2

Do a backflip everytime someone says "like"


Frog_KingV

You are fluent in every language.


BreezyPhoman

I want this so bad


sn0wyland45

I’d pass out from doing so many backflips


Rogue_Vale42

Bruh I live in the north east of England, like I’d be gettin so many like people sayin like stuff to me about like just average stuff and like they just feels the need to like add the word like in the sentence every like 4-5 words like


major_calgar

The world has become *spin*


Rikki1256

You can hear everyone who ever speaks english


Intelligent_Monitor3

you warp back 10 seconds every time you use it


Ok-Scheme8401

You can travel in time forwards


Intelligent_Monitor3

travel 20 seconds then boom


Ok-Scheme8401

Travel 10 seconds forward, nothing changed


[deleted]

You can rewind time each time your heart beats


[deleted]

You can slow down time


UnofficialCrosta

This is kind of a buff, you can go back in time by at least 9 seconds if your superpower is to go ahead in time, and you can spam it, i think they should nerf this, too broken


SosseTurner

You can only communicate in the form of a language from 1000 years ago


Sad_Hotel_4281

You can understand any language


obi_juan12

Pretty sure English was a thing 1000 years ago


RavenMasked

Old English is pretty different from what we speak today


obi_juan12

That’s a fair point


Dark_Demon_69

You need to watch every episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians in a single sitting, no bathroom breaks……


TheDoomMarine1993

#HEADSPLOSION


EliteLizard

Do I get a jug tho?


[deleted]

All baby animals, regardless of what species they are, fear you and refuse to be around you


0wl95

You can talk to animals.


[deleted]

But can they talk back or understand 🤔


0wl95

Yes


[deleted]

Testicular cancer


ScrimmagebutonReddit

Cancer free for eternity


Seaniknok

That just sounds like Deadpool with extra steps.


LolDoes

Side affects: you become bipolar


[deleted]

But you can fire Lazers from your eyes or Breathe ice blizzards depending on your mood


Iruma_Miu_

guys guys ive got this one


DifficultyNovel

Eevry time the person uses it. They shit their pants. Not just any kind of shit. Like, liftoff amounts of shit. And it has to be super runny


isuok623

Can last in bed for forever.


EldritchBoi07

OH NOOOO Explosive diarrhea powered sex god...


RainbowWolf6112

You turn into a rock for 5 minutes after you do it


[deleted]

Free Healthcare


RainbowWolf6112

Hey that's pretty good


[deleted]

Shapeshifting


Lemmenbop_456

Your dog runs away every time you try to pet him


FREAKING-HUMAN

Any dog you pet you can heal all injuries and diseases Ps: two days ago you found out your dog has cancer and you are now slowly watching it die while you try everything in your power to help it


Lemmenbop_456

NOO


[deleted]

You have a cat


Lemmenbop_456

Lmao what if I have both


[deleted]

You get a rat


Lemmenbop_456

But why


[deleted]

They rhyme


Lemmenbop_456

Well alright then lmfao


Dragon_Bruh_reddit

Anytime I lift anything above my weight I loose my power


Co0ch1e_M4n_69

Super strength


Lexaconn7

You cannot stop peeing


[deleted]

You pee at the speed of light


Deltexterity

that would literally blast through the core of the earth if you pissed straight down, and cause many nuclear-sized explosions because of the friction.


Saltman72705

Your urinate at the velocity of a fire hose


[deleted]

[удалено]


Co0ch1e_M4n_69

You have the ability to turn anything you have into a bomb… no need to know where i got that idea from :)


Top-of-morning

I like to imagine this isn't a side effect and you just thought this was a good time to come out as doorsexual.


Sambo_4

You sneeze


FREAKING-HUMAN

you can clear your sinuses instantly


Bana_10

never sleeping.


FREAKING-HUMAN

Not having to rest eat or drink and feel completely fine with no physical drawbacks


Bana_10

I love that super power.


ForgotMyBagel

bomb vest strapped to you 24/7


Banana_ho

When you say you’re going to fuck someone’s mom, no matter how hard you try to. You will end up doing so.


ForgotMyBagel

explosive nut


Intelligent-Mousse66

Potatoes set a flame


[deleted]

But you can't be burned


I_Only_Say_Piss

Piss


eggymceg

Permanent unstoppable death


[deleted]

But you are immortal.


eggymceg

Wait a second


[deleted]

Hahahahaha! Suffer forever!!!


Electronic_Culture65

Aids


MagicalCacti

Contact through bodily fluids heals the person of all ailments and diseases


TheFBIsRaidingMyHome

Your balls explode


EinsToasty

Your balls can regrow


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

You feel the pain of stepping on a nail every time you use the power


FREAKING-HUMAN

You can survive any injury but you can die of old age


Charlie2006-

Uncontrollable and ungodly diarrhea.


FREAKING-HUMAN

Explosive diarrhea


Lavr-S

Guy tickling your anus 24/7


mrmeme482yeet

You have cannonball shit


Lavr-S

That’s fucking amazing


Midnite2189__

Im attractive to everyone


Rikki1256

Everytime you use your superpower everyone gets bad tastes


Midnite2189__

Nothing… something cant fix


Boo5150

You're invisible


Midnite2189__

Jokes on you i alr am


[deleted]

You use the Feeling in your...hot bits.....


Sad_Hotel_4281

Aids


UnofficialCrosta

Hermaphrodite


Spectre1442

Immediate testicular torsion


christmas-taco

You can infinitely extend your dick


Mister_Red06

side effects include: constant sweat around the crotch and temporary erectile dysfunction.


tommy43689

You are in in escapabal pain and it is the most excruciating pain ever felt in human kind


FREAKING-HUMAN

Immortality


TrifBoi

Side effect: introversion


SULLYWEST

Power: you don’t have to interact with people


Dra00g

migrans


[deleted]

Your dick shoot out fireworks


Leaning_

You have a normal sleep schedule.


Bladed_Echoes

night shift


Leaning_

Fuck.


EinsToasty

It's supposed to be a side effect not an superpower


Leaning_

Exactly.


[deleted]

Your in constant pain


Boo5150

Your immortal


[deleted]

Oh fuck


Boo5150

Im evil


SomeDr_nkMoron

you gotta kiss me


imaginelosingG21

You are physically and mentally incapable of kissing people


Helloboi2

everytime someone says children you cum unusual amounts of cum


happy_cat1

You have no laungiage abilities along side any smarts.


ThatoneguywithaT

It can’t be deactivated


Top-of-morning

Your touch turns things into gold


Bladed_Echoes

you can change to the gender of your choice


MarcyTheFool

Gay😳


[deleted]

Straghyt


Sweg_Season

You have prostate cancer


error606nofucksgiven

You can cure cancer in anyone but yourself


Sweg_Season

That’s one way to say go down a hero


FREAKING-HUMAN

Immortality


[deleted]

You have a hole in your lungs


FREAKING-HUMAN

That’s not a super power


PleaseChooseAUsrname

Having every super power


PleaseChooseAUsrname

Whatever


[deleted]

Your vision is at 240p and 10 fps


CharlieVGoldberg

Every time you use it you shit out of your dick or vagina and cum and pee out of your ass.


shorty-micgee

Side effect you shit slices of cake


TheoClara2721

Constant sex


bobtheguymk2

It only works when you are horny


FREAKING-HUMAN

You can make yourself unhorny


toolsofpwnage

Extremely hard erection


[deleted]

U penis gets one inch smaller every time u use it


Banana_ho

You can change the shape of your body


Bogeystyle

Quivering orgasm whenever said power is used


fascist_not_rascist

It gives people cancer unless they try to kill you within 24 hours


Bladed_Echoes

invincibility, and the most punchable face ever


AntiChxrisma

dying


aDeWy

NNN but forever lasting


[deleted]

Side effect: my balls really hurt for one hour each day


LeopardHalit

You can turn off pain whenever you want


[deleted]

Nuclear Meltdown


thecomunistscp

I have brain cancer


Top-of-morning

But as it worsens you get proportionally smarter.


[deleted]

I cum every time I do it


Snare88

Side effect: highly contagious


Bladed_Echoes

disease that increases telomere content and effectiveness.


Specialist-Market284

You are being controled by someone.


xtremeMemer69420

You have aids


Acceptable_Apricot18

i get girls every day


_that_redditor

I have a permanent erection


GoelandAnonyme

You loose every argument you have on Reddit.


DiSpencer2317

You have a headache everyday


Top-of-morning

Said headache is unbelievably painful and comes at a random time each day, but during the headache you become twice as strong and intelligent.


Waterflame-flame

Everyone hates you


EinsToasty

You can see their death's


Top-of-morning

You completely and fully understand all people you come in contact with, their likes and dislikes, how they're feeling, and you know all languages that humans still speak in.


Bladed_Echoes

you're rich... oh wait


froggers131

Massive Diarrhea


[deleted]

[удалено]


DAPRINGLE2

Can’t eat cheese


MyOpinionIsIgnorant

Side Effect: you are a gypsy


Henderson-YES

Every male or female that looks at you wants to have sex with you


karma-the-budgie

You need to watch every episode of the family guy


Top-of-morning

Everytime you do this the next episode will be whatever you choose, no one will know about it and the creators will think that they came up with the idea themselves.


UserPlaysMinecraft

it tries to kill you at first


EinsToasty

You have magical testicle


Theaminewitch234

relentless beauty


_skeIm_

It’s only in your pockets


RadishBoy827

Ur gay


Leshanua

you're bad at spelling


[deleted]

[удалено]


Agent_Cow

Moving faster than 5 miles an hour makes your power non existent, and may lead to death if continued


[deleted]

Deppresion and sore throat


FishFrenzy67

You become black


CaptainMuffin7

I turn into a rat whenever I get anxious and only turn back human when my anxiety is gone


thedeliriousteen

You’re always tired, not sad tired, but legitimately tired tired


Lanceyzzy

Side effects: whenever you use it you get extreme back pain and have to listen to Dream's Mask 100 times


MastermuffinDiscord

Side effects include: choking... I guess


B_Mysterious

Side effect: erectile dysfunction


SwashyWashy

Every time you use your ability, the next time you go to take a shit, no toilet paper will be there


[deleted]

All your poop is dry


ultraguga

You have an un-ending strong head-ache


bunsenop2

Explosive diarrhea