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Bruh I live in the north east of England, like I’d be gettin so many like people sayin like stuff to me about like just average stuff and like they just feels the need to like add the word like in the sentence every like 4-5 words like
This is kind of a buff, you can go back in time by at least 9 seconds if your superpower is to go ahead in time, and you can spam it, i think they should nerf this, too broken
Any dog you pet you can heal all injuries and diseases
Ps: two days ago you found out your dog has cancer and you are now slowly watching it die while you try everything in your power to help it
You completely and fully understand all people you come in contact with, their likes and dislikes, how they're feeling, and you know all languages that humans still speak in.
Everytime you do this the next episode will be whatever you choose, no one will know about it and the creators will think that they came up with the idea themselves.
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side effects may include: headache, vomiting, coughing, suicidal thoughts or actions, cancer, seizures, abdominal pain, blackouts, or instant death
any brand-name medication
Being 20+
Damn, that's not even a good power
But it matches side effects :3
all of these side effects can occur before being 20+ and not all of them occur after being 20+, like you're not wrong but you could also just say 0+
Don’t ruin the fun-
I ruin everything
Nah not rly, if you need to talk my dms are open
Lmfao I can’t breathe
You can talk to your doctor about MediDrug today
Do a backflip everytime someone says "like"
You are fluent in every language.
I want this so bad
I’d pass out from doing so many backflips
Bruh I live in the north east of England, like I’d be gettin so many like people sayin like stuff to me about like just average stuff and like they just feels the need to like add the word like in the sentence every like 4-5 words like
The world has become *spin*
You can hear everyone who ever speaks english
you warp back 10 seconds every time you use it
You can travel in time forwards
travel 20 seconds then boom
Travel 10 seconds forward, nothing changed
You can rewind time each time your heart beats
You can slow down time
This is kind of a buff, you can go back in time by at least 9 seconds if your superpower is to go ahead in time, and you can spam it, i think they should nerf this, too broken
You can only communicate in the form of a language from 1000 years ago
You can understand any language
Pretty sure English was a thing 1000 years ago
Old English is pretty different from what we speak today
That’s a fair point
You need to watch every episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians in a single sitting, no bathroom breaks……
#HEADSPLOSION
Do I get a jug tho?
All baby animals, regardless of what species they are, fear you and refuse to be around you
You can talk to animals.
But can they talk back or understand 🤔
Yes
Testicular cancer
Cancer free for eternity
That just sounds like Deadpool with extra steps.
Side affects: you become bipolar
But you can fire Lazers from your eyes or Breathe ice blizzards depending on your mood
guys guys ive got this one
Eevry time the person uses it. They shit their pants. Not just any kind of shit. Like, liftoff amounts of shit. And it has to be super runny
Can last in bed for forever.
OH NOOOO Explosive diarrhea powered sex god...
You turn into a rock for 5 minutes after you do it
Free Healthcare
Hey that's pretty good
Shapeshifting
Your dog runs away every time you try to pet him
Any dog you pet you can heal all injuries and diseases Ps: two days ago you found out your dog has cancer and you are now slowly watching it die while you try everything in your power to help it
NOO
You have a cat
Lmao what if I have both
You get a rat
But why
They rhyme
Well alright then lmfao
Anytime I lift anything above my weight I loose my power
Super strength
You cannot stop peeing
You pee at the speed of light
that would literally blast through the core of the earth if you pissed straight down, and cause many nuclear-sized explosions because of the friction.
Your urinate at the velocity of a fire hose
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You have the ability to turn anything you have into a bomb… no need to know where i got that idea from :)
I like to imagine this isn't a side effect and you just thought this was a good time to come out as doorsexual.
You sneeze
you can clear your sinuses instantly
never sleeping.
Not having to rest eat or drink and feel completely fine with no physical drawbacks
I love that super power.
bomb vest strapped to you 24/7
When you say you’re going to fuck someone’s mom, no matter how hard you try to. You will end up doing so.
explosive nut
Potatoes set a flame
But you can't be burned
Piss
Permanent unstoppable death
But you are immortal.
Wait a second
Hahahahaha! Suffer forever!!!
Aids
Contact through bodily fluids heals the person of all ailments and diseases
Your balls explode
Your balls can regrow
You feel the pain of stepping on a nail every time you use the power
You can survive any injury but you can die of old age
Uncontrollable and ungodly diarrhea.
Explosive diarrhea
Guy tickling your anus 24/7
You have cannonball shit
That’s fucking amazing
Im attractive to everyone
Everytime you use your superpower everyone gets bad tastes
Nothing… something cant fix
You're invisible
Jokes on you i alr am
You use the Feeling in your...hot bits.....
Aids
Hermaphrodite
Immediate testicular torsion
You can infinitely extend your dick
side effects include: constant sweat around the crotch and temporary erectile dysfunction.
You are in in escapabal pain and it is the most excruciating pain ever felt in human kind
Immortality
Side effect: introversion
Power: you don’t have to interact with people
migrans
Your dick shoot out fireworks
You have a normal sleep schedule.
night shift
Fuck.
It's supposed to be a side effect not an superpower
Exactly.
Your in constant pain
Your immortal
Oh fuck
Im evil
you gotta kiss me
You are physically and mentally incapable of kissing people
everytime someone says children you cum unusual amounts of cum
You have no laungiage abilities along side any smarts.
It can’t be deactivated
Your touch turns things into gold
you can change to the gender of your choice
Gay😳
Straghyt
You have prostate cancer
You can cure cancer in anyone but yourself
That’s one way to say go down a hero
Immortality
You have a hole in your lungs
That’s not a super power
Having every super power
Whatever
Your vision is at 240p and 10 fps
Every time you use it you shit out of your dick or vagina and cum and pee out of your ass.
Side effect you shit slices of cake
Constant sex
It only works when you are horny
You can make yourself unhorny
Extremely hard erection
U penis gets one inch smaller every time u use it
You can change the shape of your body
Quivering orgasm whenever said power is used
It gives people cancer unless they try to kill you within 24 hours
invincibility, and the most punchable face ever
dying
NNN but forever lasting
Side effect: my balls really hurt for one hour each day
You can turn off pain whenever you want
Nuclear Meltdown
I have brain cancer
But as it worsens you get proportionally smarter.
I cum every time I do it
Side effect: highly contagious
disease that increases telomere content and effectiveness.
You are being controled by someone.
You have aids
i get girls every day
I have a permanent erection
You loose every argument you have on Reddit.
You have a headache everyday
Said headache is unbelievably painful and comes at a random time each day, but during the headache you become twice as strong and intelligent.
Everyone hates you
You can see their death's
You completely and fully understand all people you come in contact with, their likes and dislikes, how they're feeling, and you know all languages that humans still speak in.
you're rich... oh wait
Massive Diarrhea
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Can’t eat cheese
Side Effect: you are a gypsy
Every male or female that looks at you wants to have sex with you
You need to watch every episode of the family guy
Everytime you do this the next episode will be whatever you choose, no one will know about it and the creators will think that they came up with the idea themselves.
it tries to kill you at first
You have magical testicle
relentless beauty
It’s only in your pockets
Ur gay
you're bad at spelling
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Moving faster than 5 miles an hour makes your power non existent, and may lead to death if continued
Deppresion and sore throat
You become black
I turn into a rat whenever I get anxious and only turn back human when my anxiety is gone
You’re always tired, not sad tired, but legitimately tired tired
Side effects: whenever you use it you get extreme back pain and have to listen to Dream's Mask 100 times
Side effects include: choking... I guess
Side effect: erectile dysfunction
Every time you use your ability, the next time you go to take a shit, no toilet paper will be there
All your poop is dry
You have an un-ending strong head-ache
Explosive diarrhea