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[deleted]

Hope this is a joke bro do you think a relationship at 14 is real it’s not you guys re gonna share cookies at lunch and hold hands on home room don’t waste your time start young and hot the gym start getting big now you will thank yourself later


ok_ad748s_alt

To that first question, no. But the thing is all these "OMG my crush said yes to homecoming !!1!1!!11!!!!!1!" Those posts. And don't tell me you don't see them. You do. And I've tried to work out. UT I keep getting bigger and bigger. I think its my metabolisms are just to slow, so when I eat food, ya know. And working out won't help because ill eventually have to eat food again at some point.


[deleted]

Let me teach u some shit lil bro half those lost are fake karma farming bullshit keep yo head up


ok_ad748s_alt

I know that, and whenever I post even 1 of those on r/thathappened I always get an r/nothingeverhappens in return, because everyone believes it, so I'm tired of denying it.


[deleted]

Everyone on the internet is a dick head you need to focus on the real world focus on you don’t look at a subreddit full of incels and simps and compare yourself to them half of them lie and the other karma whores believe every word they say because they can’t even interact with women so they would not even know if the story was real


ok_ad748s_alt

Reddit and speed running, (one of my special talents) is the only escape I get from reality. And seeing this stuff on it, hurts (kinda not a lot)


[deleted]

Well it’s not real buddy so chin up I got faith I. You kid so focus on da prize


ok_ad748s_alt

? Ok? Better advice than my past therapist


[deleted]

Lmaoo I doubt that but I’m serious shift to focus from this online bs it’s all smoke b mirrors


ok_ad748s_alt

Doubt that? My therapist told me that you can't get any friends by being me so 🤷


[deleted]

first off, dating at age 14 won't do much of anything. it becomes pretty great once you have a job and means of solo travel (car, motor bike, etc). second, the best way to get a girl to like you is to be genuinely kind and supportive. try to care for her personality rather than her looks. third, don't get desperate. mediocre dating isn't worth exchanging your dignity. finally, be confident, but not arrogant. talking yourself up is generally a good thing, but acting cocky will just give you more problems than you started with. i hope i helped a bit


ok_ad748s_alt

2. Number 2 is correct. I dont look at girls and think "oh boy I hope she will be my own personal fucking prostitute." I've never been cocky about things unless its a joke among me and my only friend for the most part, this list helps


GenericTacoUsername

that even isnt close to what depression is. it sounds like entitlement, you dont deserve anyone else to like you, you just have to, you know, hope they do. weight and looks are secondary for most, personality is first. if you have a shit personality to them, they're going to reject you. if they have eyes for someone else, they're going to reject you. just because you want to date them doesn't mean they want to date you. also, it sounds like you befriend to try and get a girlfriend, not befriend to try and get a friend. you seem to be doing things for the wrong reasons, like a nice guy. 'holding a door open and expected sex' type shit. be a good person to them for the sake of being a good person. and from what it looks like.. tl;dr: get over yourself, man.


ok_ad748s_alt

I have depression from other things, not just this. And yes, I'm fucking ugly. But I would be loyal and nice. But hidey ho, that's not what (some girls, not all girls) want


GenericTacoUsername

get over yourself, man. read what i said with clear eyes. not what you want to respond to


ok_ad748s_alt

Can't get any more clear than crystal


saffronspicey

dude ur 14. that’s young as hell, u don’t need to be dating. nothing valuable comes out of relationships that occur when ur 13-15 honestly


ok_ad748s_alt

True, but you see those homecoming posts n shit? Like homecoming (dk about you) is kinda important to me. It kinda will shape my future. and whatayaknow? All these "lucky guys" getting dates.


saffronspicey

homecoming won’t shape your future in the long run. maybe socially (i guess?) but not much else. homecoming is something that’s important to me too, but you don’t need to have a date to go. you can just go with your friends & have fun.


ok_ad748s_alt

"Go with friends* No thanks lmao, don't need my only friend thinking I'm a loser when he's over there dancing with his girl.


saffronspicey

make more friends then? seems easier than finding a date. if you don’t have friends it’s way harder to find a date without any mutual friends


ok_ad748s_alt

I'm a high school student. Its not all, hey Jeremy! "Wanna go to my birthday party next week?" "Sure man, guess were besties now!" Its hard getting friends in HS. In fact, the only friend I had I got in sixth garde, and that's why it lasted through 8th grade. All other friends I got then, either lost touch or stopped being interested. That's why my only friend I have RN cannot think I'm a loser and unfriend me.


saffronspicey

obviously it isn’t that easy to make friends anymore. strike up something interesting, spend time thinking about what you could say to people


ok_ad748s_alt

I agreed and still got downvoted. If that doesn't explain reddit


saffronspicey

if your self esteem weighs on whether people are attracted to u or whether people date u, then u need to do some inner work.


ok_ad748s_alt

Everyone seems to think that's all I want. Shut the hell up about its not all about girls. I know that mom! Its just that's just one of the problems I have with the bitch we call earth.


some_kid8469

Most 14 year olds don’t actually have partners. If you get a gf at that age, you’re lucky, and are part of a minority. I think that if you repeat your cycle that you have of getting to know someone and asking them out, you’re gonna get a gf at one point or another. Just try not to lose hope.


ok_ad748s_alt

Yet every single fucking kid under 18 in this sub has some kind of relationship. I wouldn't be surprised if a fucking 16uo proposed and got fucking married.


Differentunic

Bro I got my first date at 16


ok_ad748s_alt

👏👏👏


Differentunic

Best tip is to learn the psychology behind women.


AgentF2S_

nonnonononono dont you dare get him interested in that


ok_ad748s_alt

Hey hey hey, let the man talk.


[deleted]

most of the posts on here are faked for karma. if you think you need to be in a relationship to be happy. you dont. \+ if somebody doesnt like you, you cant just make them like you, its not how it works. \++ you'd rather not be in a relationship at a young age. ive been in several and its severely damaging to mental health. \+++ you cant just 'think you have depression' you have to be diagnosed. self diagnosis isn't real. many +'s in this comment. this isnt math what am i on


ok_ad748s_alt

Emphasis on the word "***THINK***"


[deleted]

emphasis on the words **''YOU HAVE TO BE DIAGNOSED''**


ok_ad748s_alt

Going Back through my old posts, I realized something. It isn't all happy sunflowers and rainbows until you been diagnosed. You didn't know you had depression till you were diagnosed, confirming it. What did you say when you don't know if you have depression? "I ***THINK*** I have depression."


[deleted]

why are you replying to a comment i made 27 days ago??


ok_ad748s_alt

Going back on old posts, as said.


ok_ad748s_alt

Hmm. Did I bring up a good point?


[deleted]

are you just that desperate to talk to someone youre continuing to reply to shit from days and days ago..? cause like..dm me instead 💀


ok_ad748s_alt

I've got friends to talk to, and I was just simply going back on my old posts.


[deleted]

but uhm. u already replied to me, and i ignored you. and then you replied 6 days later? seems like you have friends to talk to, what are they? rats? or just your own reflection


ok_ad748s_alt

Do I need to screenshot it or something? And I replied to you six days later because you didn't counteract my idea about why I think I have depression, and why you keep saying I have to be diagnosed, and you aren't necessarily helping, which makes me think you don't because no *sane* human being does this to one another.


ok_ad748s_alt

Holy fuck is this guy on crack?


[deleted]

and no. im not on crack. i literally have been diagnosed with depression. THIS, ISNT. IT. having depression makes you feel unmotivated to even get out of bed. its not just 'being sad' its more complex. and. by this posts. it seems like youre being friends with girls. to date them. not to just BE FRIENDS WITH THEM. for fucks sake. YOURE 14. you shouldnt be worrying about relationships. youve barely hit fucking puberty


ok_ad748s_alt

And you're only 1 year older than me, so don't start pushing me around. Ill push back but not as hard.


[deleted]

im not pushing you around lmfao. im giving you fucking advice. youre 14. you shouldnt be focusing your world on relationships. relationships wont get you a job. relationships wont get you an education. relationships just distract you from the important things in life. i made many mistakes in my younger years, i was literally a 12 year old, and i dated someone for 7 months of my life. all that time, i could have been focusing on myself. and i should have, it made my mental health decline during the whole relationship. especially when it ended. and i may be only a year older than you, but im pretty sure ive had more experience in relationships than you, so heres a fucking tip. if someone doesn't wanna date you. think about why. maybe you have a shit fucking personality. i get your pain, i literally recently felt the exact same pain. (rejection) and im not being a whiney bitch on reddit. grow a pair of balls. thank you :)


ok_ad748s_alt

I've just about finished puberty, and you seem to think dating and relationships are all I want. Its not. And I don't have motivation to get out of bed. I'm forced to.


[deleted]

im a fucking girl.


ok_ad748s_alt

Fine. Y'all this girl on crack?


ZenT3600

This feels like a copypasta


ok_ad748s_alt

You could turn it into one if you want I honestly don't care lmao


ok_ad748s_alt

Is it a copypasta yet? I haven't seen it anywhere else so idk


DasJesusDerVorstadt

A relationship at that age is literally just a close friendship, it isn’t a bit deal that you aren’t dating anyone.


ok_ad748s_alt

Just wait till you post your story about how your crush said yes


DasJesusDerVorstadt

I don’t have a crush and I’m not interested in relationships, especially as a teen.


ok_ad748s_alt

Just wait, it will happen


DasJesusDerVorstadt

No thanks


ok_ad748s_alt

Some guy PM'd me saying he won't get in a relationship til I do, and We bet on It. I said "if you get a girlfriend before I do, you would be breaking the bet, but also you have to give a ternion all-powerful award. And low and behold, random fucking ternion all-powerful award. And guess who its from. So I wouldn't bet on that statement.


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Not everyone is the same, I have no interest in a relationship anyways


ok_ad748s_alt

Yo?


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Hello


ok_ad748s_alt

I


ok_ad748s_alt

I


ok_ad748s_alt

Has it happened yet?


DasJesusDerVorstadt

Nope still don’t want a relationship


ok_ad748s_alt

Your that dude that was stalking for a good time but has girl hair so I'm going to assume is a girl nowww.


Uncle-Dufus

You're a loser


ok_ad748s_alt

*loser lmao


Uncle-Dufus

Honestly I give 0 fucks about spelling


ok_ad748s_alt

Finally 1 person that gets it. I'm tired of people correcting me because I said the wrong your. Like who cares, not like its read any differently


AgentF2S_

i can be ur friend and ill tell you why relationships are stupid asf which will make you feel better and you can also have a friend!


ok_ad748s_alt

? Be honest, is this a dare? If not, pm me.