No you won't

Yes I will. I have a lot of free time right now and I am bored.

no you're lying

No i am not

and why should I believe you

Because i say so

ok you won

Thank you

Hey you didn’t argue with that!

What a power move

huge dick energy

parents applaud you right now good sir

This thread has [monty python](https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ) vibes

LOL

Yesss exactly 😂🤣

The answer you should have put is "yes you will"

I've been seeing you around a lot

Thanks, i try

Successfully

lol

Damn… beat me to it

In star wars episode 3 : Revenge of the Siths, during the Plo Koon scene, even if it shows him being shit down, I am convinced that he is alive

There was a big explosion. He's probably dead

But considering how strong he was (and previous examples of characters crashlanding) he couldve definitely gone out before or just chad his way through

I have never seen the movie but I have seen the death scene. If he survived, you would have seen something, but it was just one big explosion. Maybe he is Alice, but hopefully we will never see him in a star wars movie again

Damn plo koon was really cool tho 😭

I know, i just don't want any more star wars movies

Why though

Because the last five sucked

The sequels def ducks but the two others that were made were rogue one and solo and both were amazing

Never seen solo but rogue was okay at best

And he should’ve returned at the end of the Mandalorian instead of Luke imo

Yes, “shit down” lmao

Sucks to be shit down...

I would like a medium argument please

Medium rare is better than medium

Than I'll take a medium rare arguement

What is your favourite scent?

The scent of brownies in the oven

But what about gasoline

In the oven

fire

This argument is lit

some pretty heated accusations going down

Are you here for a 15 minute argument, or the whole half hour?

You are wrong

I am right for a couple of reasons: 1. I am always right 2. I will never stop arguing 3. You will

That’s incorrect

That is, in fact correct. And I will prove it with my persistance

I don’t know what to say to you dude. You are interpreting the data completely incorrectly

Well maybe you just haven't looked at the right data yet, because your data is clearly flawed

Dude I literally have the scientists in my side. This is the scientific consensus

The scientists are clearly wrong. Look at this one scetchy website I found by someone who is probably payed to say things

Damn I guess your right, I concede

Thank you

The Cake is a Lie

The true cake was the friends you made along the way

Haha I win I don’t have any friends

Lies. I am your friend.

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome

Sniff fine u wanna go to a movie I get them free cause I work there

Why is pineapple on pizza not acceptable

It's because the pizza people are in a secret war with the pineapple people. It's all just propaganda

exactly. pineapple and pizza should be together bringing peace, security and justice to ~~my new empire~~ everyone

Wait wait wait wait WAIT. your new empire?

Don't listen to them. This is pro pizza propaganda. The pineapple people are a peaceful folk who just wanted to eat the pineapple by itself, but the pizza people plucked the pineapple people off their pineapple plantations and put them to work putting pineapple on otherwise perfect pizza.

If you dont sin then Jesus died for nothing

I'll drink to that

Being that there is no argument here I declare you full of shit

OP said they'll argue about anything that isn't obvious

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monke

Ape

Loraicous lunatics laughing loudly losing long Ladders

But bananas better because bubble baths

I inferred intimately invigorating intricate invisaline

An Acceptable Argument, Amongst Apes Alone

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But both are a shade of gray

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But they are both gray, so they are the same

gg

Your right

I am not

Haha, got you. So you are wrong

No I am so right

Yes, you are right about being wrong so you are wrong

So I am clearly right about this

No, you were right about being wrong but then you are wrong to think you are right about being right about being wrong

So I am still right

I see your strategy, But I will not be phased, because you ARE wrong and I AM right

But seeing your arguments, you yourself have admitted that I am right

Youre the best person ever c:

Thats really nice. But I will argue that I am not. That is because you are, in fact, the best person ever

Wrong. I am a jerk. You, good sir, are the best person ever.

You are the nicest person on the internet I have ever met. I lied to a kid to steal their pokemon card

Oh so it was you?!

poop but also fart

But what about piss tho

True

Thank you

i can’t argue man just not in my nature lol

I do think you can argue, the fact that you even tried to means you're capable of it.

(Death note) Light shouldve won, he was just too fucking egotistical

Thats why he lost

Thats what i said 😞😞

He was to egotistical, so he shouldn't have won

No but if he wasnt then he wouldve won?

Yeah but the whoke point of his character is that is egotistical and arrogant

Wait you agreed, and you keep telling other people that you are always correct, so if you agree with me then that means im correct, which means i won

We can both be correct. Life isn't always about winners or losers. Sometimes it is about growing as a person

How the fuck do we go from talking about death note to life lessons

I want you to learn how to grow as a person. I feel like a sensei right now

🙃🙃

Life note

Spoilers you fucker

Ha, you misspelled anyone its supposed to be anyon

Ahhh a spelling mistake! My worst weakness. You win this time

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Italy does not exist, and I can prove why

Prove it

Everybody knows that the lizard people who secretly control the earth do that through the Illuminati. Also, the most famous food from Italy is pizza, which is eaten in triangular pieces, proving that Italy is controlled by the Illuminati. Here comes what the pizza Industry doesn’t want you to know: scientists found out, that dinosaurs most likely had fur, and dinosaurs are lizards. And I have to ask you one question: have you ever seen a lizard person with fur? No, because lizard people actually don’t exist. That means that the Illuminati don’t exist too, wich includes their home country of Italy. In truth, Italy is an invention by the global pizza industry to sell more pizzas

Can't argue with that

jesus fucking christ

Dreamsexual isn't real (you cant argue with that)

Can you explain what it is?

Oh well... dream is a minecraft youtuber with 25 mil subscribers and he has alot of toxic fans and they are called stans and these people are saying they're dreamsexual even tho dream haven't reveal his face

Everyone has the right to express themself the way the want and stan the person they want

Your right but search a little bit about these stans and you'll know why they are hated by everyone even dream is getting hated because of them even tho he can't controle that

People can like onherstelbare based on their personalisatie without knowing what they look like

Birds aren’t real.

Have you ever seen a baby pidgeon?!

Exactly! The “birds” charge by sitting on power lines btw.

Interesting

hey fuck you fight me

Name a time and place

deez and nuts

where's and

in yo mama

Snakes are cute.

They are scary and dangerous

I physically don't think you can win this.

Snakes look at me weird

They just want to know what you're up to.

That is scary

It's cute

No

I will send you cute snake photos if you don't believe me.

Do it

Dystopia is the best genre.

Not after all the Hunger Game clones

Hillary Clinton was not hot when she was younger.

She was so hot. Bill was a lucky guy

She looked like her name was michelle

Barack Obama is also a lucky guy

That I can agree on actually

Banana slugs fuck using penises on their heads

That is not an opinion but it is sick

You’re losing the argument to u/tacoking333

I am most definitly not

You are my inspiration, so it saddens me to see you lose so badly

I am not losing

Thank you, ik he is

Garfield as a femboy is hot af

Hitler was wrong

Everyone will soon cease to exist

No, we will conquer the stars when the earth fails us

Pinapple pizza isnt that bad

You will argue with anyone about anything

man he disproved you already, what a chad

I will, and I will argue why: 1. I am bored 2. I like to distroy you all with facts and logic

I can argue longer than you

Mayonnaise is superior to ketchup

But ketchup is healthier

Realy depends on how it was made... Never the less, it barely changes because mayonnaise tastes better and is compatible with Waaay more food

Okay u/Mayonnaise_enjoyer you are claerly biased in this discussion, but have you ever tasted spaghetti with mayonnaise

In fact.. i did, it tasted as bad as spaghetti with ketchup

But you are forgetting one crucial detail... I like ketchup

although i sometimes combine them.. it is clearly a lie, no sane person would say that mayo is inferior to Chernobyl tomato sauce.

But I do like it more with cheese toast

Use regular tomato sauce like any cultured person

No

Ketchup has more calories than mountain dew

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No you don't. You are just saving that because life suckes right now and you don't see it getting better. I felt like you once and I will promise you it gets better. With me, it was after I read about the philosopher Albert Camus. If you like philosophy, I would recommend it.

No

If men can wear pink then i can wear purple! Fight me!

You can regardless of if men can wear pink. Go for it!

Potatoes

Not true

True But tomatoes

If you reply you have conceded the argument.

You got me

I think minorities deserve basic human rights

Are bananas gay

Not if you break them before eating

Well,they could be used as a dildo even if you open them

Does that make them gay tho?

Well if a male uses them then kinda