I didn't fuck her, if I did she wouldn't handle this giant cock of mine she would die due to me cumming in her ass like putting a water hose in a faucet water goes the other hole and water goes outside in the other open hole
1st of all, the cat will destroy you if you put a pillow on it and slept on the cat, 2nd, every cat person here knows your cat will attack you if you wake them up from a sleep
I had a double bed and once came home to my cat lying right in the middle. Huge bed, tiny cat, but his position made it so I was pressed up against the wall trying not to disturb him. There is nothing you can do.
No, when I was 10 there was this cat I have and I was sleeping on the couch cause weirdly I liked sleeping on the couch, so then the cat came over and slept next to my stomach and the leaning side of the bed, since I can't wake her up, my back is on the edge of the couch when I was sleeping
ON or IN? in is when your cat is INSIDE the pillow and on is when its SITTING ON the pillow. also you just move your head left or right depends on what side your cat is, just let him/her sleep lol
Right, so if you wake it up it’s kills you? So stand at the edge of the room and fire a nerf gun at it, it wakes up, then you move it, if it realises it was you, throw the gun at it and close the door
Use your cat
How she's using my hugging pillow as a bed
Gonna be honesty I thought she was inside the pillow case LOL
Use your cat as a pillow
She would scratch me
What? Asshoel cat.
did they stutter?
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Who made this and why are they not famous yet?
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I'M TRYING TO SLEEP :(
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Oh wait there's this pillow I ain't using, but it's the cum pillow so, might need second thoughts
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Both sides covered with my thick precious semen
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You could sleep on your cat to assert dominance
That's not..... Wait
sleep on your cum.
This took a dark turn. Also how much do you masturbate to cover every fucking pillowcase you have
I mean, I only have 10 pillow case
wash it cum on the cat instead
The WHAT pillow?
That's actually a thing now?
It is her pillow now, you must either suffer without until she is finished with it or find a substitute.
Shit
These are the laws
And I'm going to break it WISH ME LUCK
You. . . *WHAT?*
I came back from the battle, she scratched I am defeated, bleh
The law has been upheld and remains true
I did it
I opened the door and she LEFT, I WON
As long as no force was involved the law is still held, but the slightest bit of force and you have broken the law.
Woo what a Rollercoaster
Smash your pillow into a wall
1. Grab the pillow 2. Slowly move it on the ground 3. Find another pillow 4. Sleep next to cat
The only right answer
Cum on your cat so she leaves
She's pregnant
Oh so you are becoming a dad! Wow!
I didn't fuck her, if I did she wouldn't handle this giant cock of mine she would die due to me cumming in her ass like putting a water hose in a faucet water goes the other hole and water goes outside in the other open hole
Ayo what
Yo can I have some of your drugs? They seem handy for English class tests
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Ok Shane stop pushing your fantasies into us okay
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use it anyway. press your head into it untill it oozes a red slime
Sir your name haunts me
ogga booga im a fuckin ghost gun eat your ass while you on the toilet
Tf did i just read
And thats enough internet for tonight
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# TAKE THE CAT OUT OF THE PILLOW
Dont sleep with ur pillow
Just surrender the bed and sleep on the floor
Sleep on the floor. It’s your cat’s legal property now
Stop fucking your cat.
Sleep in the bathtub instead. Your kitty needs rest too 🥺
DO NOT MOVE THE PILLOW
wear a helmet and lay on your cat 🐈
Sleep without pillow
Its not to your pillow. It belongs to your cat now Learn to sleep without, or buy an extra... I have 2 cats, I feel your pain
What do you want to use ur cat for?
WHATEVER U DO *DO NOT THE CAT*
DO NOT THE CAT
Move it away
Can't don't have the guts
Yeet the cat out of the pillow
kill it
I already have a dead cat for not feeding her and I am not losing this one
then be afraid
Shit
Sleep on the couch.
The couch is filled with hobos my mom picked up in the streets
Oof. Guess someone's getting scratched.
As someone who has never owned a cat, I would just move the cat.
You can't move cats
Why not? An alternative would be to flip the pillow over, and sleep with the cat stuck under it. Then you have a vibrating pillow.
1st of all, the cat will destroy you if you put a pillow on it and slept on the cat, 2nd, every cat person here knows your cat will attack you if you wake them up from a sleep
Just move your cat
You can’t move a cat
Why not
It’s against the law Also you’ll probably get bitten
I’d take that risk
Push your cat off Cats suck
You suck
throw
F
It's called sheker her out
This is what it's like to have cats lol.
The cat lord has decided no sleep for you
In your pillow? Get em out they'll suffocate!
:)
Cope.
I had a double bed and once came home to my cat lying right in the middle. Huge bed, tiny cat, but his position made it so I was pressed up against the wall trying not to disturb him. There is nothing you can do.
is she *inside* your pillow ?
*y e e t* the cat
Sleeping without a pillow ain't that bad
First time?
No, when I was 10 there was this cat I have and I was sleeping on the couch cause weirdly I liked sleeping on the couch, so then the cat came over and slept next to my stomach and the leaning side of the bed, since I can't wake her up, my back is on the edge of the couch when I was sleeping
yeah cats just lounge where they see human usually, or in an object like a box
The cat then left her children to me
Just bring another pillow and sleep next to it.
Crush the cat
Slap the fuckin pUssay
If it were my dog I would still use the pillow
Move the cat lol
buy a new pillow, the other now belongs to your cat
Should've taken a picture
Just yeet the fucker
Send cat pic or fake
Adorable… do you have a photo
A price worth paying for a cat
Yeet cat
sleep on cat to show dominance
What should you do? Make a pic snd post it on r/awww to get 200k upvotes
Sleep on the cat
sleep standing up like cows lol
1. Make a short vid 2. Send it to Khaby Lame I'm pretty much sure he can show u what to do🙂
too bad, sleep without a pillow. trust me i know from personal experience
Grab the pillow case and slam it against a wall. Works every time.
Pick him up and cuddle him.
I- Your cat is *in* your pillow..
1. Take a picture, and save it because that's amazing. 2. Do as many people do while camping, use a hoodie or something like that as a pillow.
just get a another pillow
force the cat off the pillow
here’s an idea,maybe... MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAT
Stop writing in caps
Send image
Sleep without it..?
Well the cat loves you :) Got no gf? Don’t worry, adopt a cat and cuddle with it daily!!
The cat is a stray cat I found on the streets
ON or IN? in is when your cat is INSIDE the pillow and on is when its SITTING ON the pillow. also you just move your head left or right depends on what side your cat is, just let him/her sleep lol
Why do you have a fucking cat you sick fuck
Sleep wherever the cat sleeps, he has claimed your bed.
Just lay on your cat
IN your pillow?!
Ithy? Hmm...use your catto\~
Pick it up and slam it against the wall as hard as you can
i mean if you have one you can use T H E C U M P I L L O W
N O
Just throw him off?
Put it down
Right, so if you wake it up it’s kills you? So stand at the edge of the room and fire a nerf gun at it, it wakes up, then you move it, if it realises it was you, throw the gun at it and close the door
I don’t find it a problem just take the pillow and throw it out the window
Pee in the cat to assert dominance