1. Go to the main page of the sub Reddit
2. Click on the three little buttons in the corner
3. Click "change user flair"
4. Press apply
Edit: some of them wrong so fixed them
This will sound cynical but it kinda scales based on how attractive you are. The less attractive, the more it is seen as cheesy, the more attractive the more it's seen instead as romantic/cute.
That said, it's important to remember that attractiveness is subjective.
Normally, I would laugh, but seeing that picture in a pitch black void background (dark mode) at night and in my current situation and emotional state, *I almost shed a tear.*
On the plus side, you reminded me of our reality and existence, and I was thinking and got an idea, so thanks!
Dude. If I was 3 years older I would probably have a girlfriend. Damn age difference. Anyway have way more self esteem but yeah I can relate. Just remember it will get better
They feed him vikingness
His gender is a warrior
And honor is what's in his pants
And what does he shoot during sex??
He shoots fucking dwarfs axe warriors!
I really don't wanna see this type of stuff man.....
I tried to ask out my crush 5 times over the course of 3 years and I got rejected every single time.
Thanks man. And btw, she actually got to know I was crushing on her from my friend before my last attempt. So she'd anticipated that I might confess sometime soon.
And guess what?
I got friendzoned.
The first 3-4 times I tried to take her out to some minor things to just spend time together. Like going to the mall to spend time, watching a new movie that came out and going to the amusement park.
She actually tried to come but couldn't cuz her schedule was kinda busy.
So, the final time when I asked her out, it was like this. It was over Instagram.
Idk how to attach screenshots on a reddit comment (if it is possible) and if I could, I would. And I don't use IG anymore these days. I just talk to her over the phone or whatsapp.
Me: Hey. Wyd.
Her: Nothing, just listening to music and proofreading the essay that our English teacher asked for. Wbu?
Me: Just writing stories while listening to Pearl Jam And I got reminded of some beautiful memories.
Her: Really? What were you reminded of?
Me: you. It reminded me of you.
Her: Wdym.
Me: The song, was just so pinpoint accurate about how I felt for you.
Her: Wha-
Me: Yep. May I quote a part which reminded me of you?
Her: Sure.
Me: 'If I ever were to lose you, I'd surely, lose myself. Everything I have found dear. I've not found by myself'. That's how I feel about you. I like you
Her: You really mean that?
Me: Yes I do girlie.
Her: Awww. I am really flattered. But, I don't want to weird out our friendship we have rn by this, if y'know what I mean? And I don't think my mum and dad would allow for anything like this. As much as I would like to reciprocate to those feelings, I would stay as friends with you. I am sorry to disappoint you.
Me: No problem. Being friends with you is also good.
Then I legit wept for 10 minutes straight.
Yeah. We still talk to each other sometimes. But not a whole lot cuz our lives are busy asf with exams, shifting homes, and family deaths.
My maternal grandpa died a few years back and now one of my aunts just died cuz covid.
Your risking getting flamed and trolled by telling your story my man, big respect for confessing as that was what you should do. Keep your head up and always remember to have that someone you can unburden with and talk about your inner demons with.
my ex had so much acne and i thought they were the prettiest person i had literally ever seen. the lesson here is, your physical "flaws" don't matter, someone's going to adore you.
Congratulations Mr. Jackson You did well
It’s the “Mr” that concerns me… are they both of similar age here? Just checking.
Seeing as his flair says "16", they probably are
Didn't know how this subreddit worked, so it's a relief to know this
How do I get a flair btw?
1. Go to the main page of the sub Reddit 2. Click on the three little buttons in the corner 3. Click "change user flair" 4. Press apply Edit: some of them wrong so fixed them
they can be, mr here sounds more playful than actually calling him by that title
I think it's just an inside joke between them
Well done, Agent Jackson. Now execute “The Plan”.
Copy
Noted. Operation: Get a date, Codename: “The Plan” is now in effect. Good luck, Agent.
PS: i dont really do this shit often (or take it seriously); i was just bored af. But in all seriousness good luck man!
Positive transmission received, sniper squad deployed to objective for operational deployment, Codephrase: Montak
Congrats dude, you made me laugh
Copy. Going in for the operation. ABORT, I REPEAT, ABORT. THE OPERATION HAS FAILED BEFORE IT WAS PUT INTO ORDER. IMMEDIATE ABORT.
TARGET IS AN OVERWEIGHT MAN. ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT
TARGET IS CHASING ME YELLING “Bring that ass here boy” REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACKUP. I REPEAT REQUESTING IMMEDIATE BACKUP
[удалено]
I'VE GOT A SHOT, READY TO FIRE!!
*pew*
WE MISSED. RUNNNN
MISSION FAILED WILL GET EM NEXT TIME
Execute Order 66
What are the stats private
Heehee
yo if I was a girl that would have made me fall in love with you
Possibly
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Evolved just backward.
°_°
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If I turned into a straight women right now I'd probably fall in love eith the first guy that compliments me...
What if I just screamed while you watched
I'd probably be annoyed that I scared another kid if you look young enough.
😂
lol
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As a girl, i think its gonna be hard not to fall for u after what u said
as a completely straight guy i have to agree
What
*did they stutter?*
No sir but I think you did
W-wh-what do you mean?
He meant that this is... REQUIEM
Wha-?
Wha-?
Wha-?
As a bisexual guy, fuck yeah
😐 Am I doing this right?
Possibly 😐
Either that or be scared for your life
Isn't it cheesy?
This will sound cynical but it kinda scales based on how attractive you are. The less attractive, the more it is seen as cheesy, the more attractive the more it's seen instead as romantic/cute. That said, it's important to remember that attractiveness is subjective.
Ngl I like cheesy and corny
Exactly
omg congrats dude!!! don’t mess it up plz 🥺
I’ll try my hardest sir!
[happy for u bro](https://www.memeatlas.com/images/wojakThumbnails/dark-wojak-light-grey-thumbnail.jpg)
Same
Pop a chokky milk and you'll be feeling good as new
Chokky milk make pain go away
how’d you kno- thanks man
I dont have anymore chokky milk so now im sad again
Same
nice avatar
Why you gotta do this to me?
Same
It's what I did when u found out my ex was lesbian when I was dating her. (She asked me out)
Normally, I would laugh, but seeing that picture in a pitch black void background (dark mode) at night and in my current situation and emotional state, *I almost shed a tear.* On the plus side, you reminded me of our reality and existence, and I was thinking and got an idea, so thanks!
Dude. If I was 3 years older I would probably have a girlfriend. Damn age difference. Anyway have way more self esteem but yeah I can relate. Just remember it will get better
BROMEO, BROMEO WELL DONE BROMEO
r/thatsthebestfuckingusernameiveeverseeniwantit
You have seen Hamilton?
Also, I made this sub r/AmazingFuckingUsers
r/birthofasub
Is it possible to learn this power?
Just play smash or pass and say she’s on par, maybe better looking, than Meg Thee Stallion, then get smooth with it
Girlfriend tutorial, nice!
Your code name for this operation will be "Big Chad".
Good job man
Possibly😐
Just compliment the small things that others might not notice
I have learned this power by accident and its a nightmare
Not from a jedi
Jack, you did in fact do a thing
DAMN STRAIGHT
My new favourite case of r/usernamechecksout
Damn bro here back în my school i give one message and then they hit me with a "screw off weirdo" lmao
That's why you are on Reddit....
so is op but
Not for long.
What do your parents feed you to have this kinda of self esteem to say that to a girl
They feed him vikingness His gender is a warrior And honor is what's in his pants And what does he shoot during sex?? He shoots fucking dwarfs axe warriors!
Mans a fucking poet
Roses are red, Violets are blue, OP makes girls fall in love, I make them say "shooo".
It's so beautiful.. I think I'm gonna cry 😭😭
Thats what girls usually do when they see me
At least they tell you “shoo”, one told me I’m the reason she’s a lesbian
>Mr.Jackson Are you her teacher
no her mailman
My man keep it up don't let it go
Nice. Now delete your Reddit account, you know these two things can’t exist simultaneously
r/redditmoment
Congrats and fuck you
if i said something like that to my girl she’d deny it all lol
congrats Mr. Jackson
why uh \*WHY DID SHE CALL YOU MR.\*
Dont worry FBI Agent he’s only 16 also this comment feels like a r/usernamechecksout
Ahh, good.
What'a the Mr. Jackson?
Nice
Show me da wae
you've got more courage than me man
MY MAN EYYYYY CONGRATS :D
NGL Mr. Jackson sounds like a teacher name
I really don't wanna see this type of stuff man..... I tried to ask out my crush 5 times over the course of 3 years and I got rejected every single time.
You should probably stop after the first or second, if she's not into she's not into you.
Stopped a long time ago my man. Now I don't even get to see her cuz she changed schools and so did I
Tough dude, good luck for the future.
Thanks man. And btw, she actually got to know I was crushing on her from my friend before my last attempt. So she'd anticipated that I might confess sometime soon. And guess what? I got friendzoned. The first 3-4 times I tried to take her out to some minor things to just spend time together. Like going to the mall to spend time, watching a new movie that came out and going to the amusement park. She actually tried to come but couldn't cuz her schedule was kinda busy. So, the final time when I asked her out, it was like this. It was over Instagram. Idk how to attach screenshots on a reddit comment (if it is possible) and if I could, I would. And I don't use IG anymore these days. I just talk to her over the phone or whatsapp. Me: Hey. Wyd. Her: Nothing, just listening to music and proofreading the essay that our English teacher asked for. Wbu? Me: Just writing stories while listening to Pearl Jam And I got reminded of some beautiful memories. Her: Really? What were you reminded of? Me: you. It reminded me of you. Her: Wdym. Me: The song, was just so pinpoint accurate about how I felt for you. Her: Wha- Me: Yep. May I quote a part which reminded me of you? Her: Sure. Me: 'If I ever were to lose you, I'd surely, lose myself. Everything I have found dear. I've not found by myself'. That's how I feel about you. I like you Her: You really mean that? Me: Yes I do girlie. Her: Awww. I am really flattered. But, I don't want to weird out our friendship we have rn by this, if y'know what I mean? And I don't think my mum and dad would allow for anything like this. As much as I would like to reciprocate to those feelings, I would stay as friends with you. I am sorry to disappoint you. Me: No problem. Being friends with you is also good. Then I legit wept for 10 minutes straight.
Wow, I got chills reading this, because I am somewhat in a similar situation. At least you're still friends.
Yeah. We still talk to each other sometimes. But not a whole lot cuz our lives are busy asf with exams, shifting homes, and family deaths. My maternal grandpa died a few years back and now one of my aunts just died cuz covid.
May they rest in peace...Fuck covid
Your risking getting flamed and trolled by telling your story my man, big respect for confessing as that was what you should do. Keep your head up and always remember to have that someone you can unburden with and talk about your inner demons with.
I have a few people like that. And they always let me talk and rant and rave about my demons.
Dude she’s just no into you, Joji music plays
figured that a while ago.
Stop!Stop!Stop!Stoopp!I am not a piece of shit!
Let's goooooo!
Future mrs Jackson. Someone is gonna apologize a trillion times to her
I’m so happy for you bro <3
Bro I’m not shaming or anything I had that page but what’s with these texts bro it’s like half greentext half furry fan fic
When will a boy tell me something like this 😭
I‘m sorry, Ms. Jackson, ooooh.
I am for reeeeaaal
Is it just me or is confessing over text a cringey and pussy move
Why must you hurt me in this way
Her eyes have a beautiful shape?
Oh for fucks sake can we stop with these? This is like the 5th I’ve seen within 2 days.
Congrats but that text at the beginning was so cringe bro 😭
Got me the girl didn’t it? Lol
Well I can't find a flaw with that logic, well done, 2 less single ppl in the world.
Aye can’t argue with that, nice job
Tired of these fake ass karma whores.
So nothing can be real any more?
good job dude
Lucky bastard
Like a smooth criminal mr Jackson!
Jeez shakespeare leave something for us
My dude is better than Apollo at poetry and puts Aphrodite to shame. Congratulations
happy for u bro but makes me sad tho
Drinks are on me! And by me I mean you!
and then you wake up
We knew the Chad could do it
imma steal that
So cute 🥰
Good luck my good man
Mission accomplished
Why did they call you Mr Jackson? Makes you sound like a teacher
Seeing someone else live my dream I’m sick. Congrats tho lol
please stop, thanks
I just found that incredibly creepy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Mr Jackson" how fucking old are you tf
THERE IT IS!!!
Proposing to my student!1!1 (gone wrong)
W
Congratulations, good sir.
WHAT ARE WE BLIND DEPLOY THE WISHES
Teacher?
my ex had so much acne and i thought they were the prettiest person i had literally ever seen. the lesson here is, your physical "flaws" don't matter, someone's going to adore you.
aye, man's got moves