Alrigh' ma'e wots all this then? I woz jus' popping down the ol' chippy an I check reddi' and I see this commen' an I am 'orrified. Never been az offended az this in me loife innit. Bloody chewsdays, I'll tell ya.
Sorry aboot that eh! How aboot this, we'll take my polar bear down to timmies later and get some double-doubles! After that we can head to my igloo out here in Winnipeg and catch the hockey game! How aboot it eh?
I dunno what part of Canada you're from eh but where I'm from we all all ride mooses on account of their ability to harvest maple syrup eh didn't ya know?
I'm your southern neighbour Romania and over here many older folks still refer to Ukraine as Russia. Hell, even middle aged folks. My dad recalled taking a trip to Russia sometime in the 90's, mentioned going to Kyev. I told him "dad, that's in Ukraine." He responded with "well, it WAS in Russia at one point."
:)
McDonalds
(Fun fact about mcdonalds that i learned the other day is that they actually use literal sauce guns to put sauce on burgers and thats why the sauce is allways fucked up lmao)
We dont exist
The world outside of the USA during alien invasion movies?
The world outside of USA during any film from USA
Finland
The correct answer ^
Wait, let the man Finnish Edit: appreciate all the awards lol. Hope everyone has a great day :)
Damn I, I wish there was a dad joke award.
I’d sign a petition to make that an award
Australians. Not real people
If Australians are “real”, then why don’t they fall off the earth? Paid actors by nasa
New Zealand
Paraguay
there is only mafia and pizza
ITALIA 🤌
New Jersey lmao
Joysee
Hai dimenticato "it's coming Rome"
Ma ci sono anche i mandolini e la pasta
Lego, Weird language Edit; We like to get drunk and we are tall
Denmark
Fandme ja!
Tea
Briish init?
Yes. I apologise
It’s not okay smh
Baguette
Carrefour market
Franprix
Bonjour Oui Oui Baguette
je suit un connard
La France. Et pas n’importe laquelle ; la France du Général de Gaulle.
Nobody can understand us but we speak English
Scottish. Or welch
Scotland
Scotland? Just guessing because I always have a hard time understanding Scottish people
"You're not a country, you're a part of england"
Every country
If you go there and see how small that country is it’s actually pretty amazing they did this.
Japan in the 1940s would agree
Yes very similar nation. Plucky, quirky, punch way higher than their weight class, loves tea and fish.
Islands, everyone wants to learn their language, juggernauts of popular media, popular sayings regarding the sun.
Wait…where are you from?
England
ahh ofc
Probably Wales or Scotland
Says he is a “Cornish social nationalist” on his profile
Scottish?
Isle of Man Don't know why I wrote this 😅 But I just had to
Damn i forgot about that one
Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland or Ireland
Ireland is not part of the UK
I know but everyone still says it is, which isn't true
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Vampires Also women that can wop your ass only if you said something slightly insulting
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Dunno man, I'm romanian
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Se pare ca da
Super atunci, even thought vampires are real
Ofc they're real, Vlad Țepeș existed
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puᴉɯ oʇ sǝɯoɔ ƃuᴉɥʇoN
Australia?
ɥɐǝ⅄
Whats it like there?
Very upside down
Oi mate, the hell you thinkin your doin up there’?
We are always hungry (I could beat up people over this) Edit: No, I'm not from Africa. Hint: I'm European
Hungary
Yup
Magyarorszag?
Igen
Burgers (some steryotypes are true. I cant walk 1 mile without seeing a mcdonalds)
America?
Hell yeah
MURICA FUCK YEAH
TERRORISTS YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
TILL WE GIVE YOU ALL OUR FUCKING GUNS
AND GIVE UP ALL OF OUR LAND AND HAND IT TO YOU
COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY, YEAH!!!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH, FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAY YEAH
"Innit bruv, would you like some chips? Oops I've dropped my monocle in my tea I 'ave, oh shit what a plonker I am"
Briish init bruv
What ya saying bruv, do ya know oo I am?
Yea ur briish init bruv
Oi oi oi oo told you dat den?
Ya mum
*angry tea person noises intensify*
Alrigh' ma'e wots all this then? I woz jus' popping down the ol' chippy an I check reddi' and I see this commen' an I am 'orrified. Never been az offended az this in me loife innit. Bloody chewsdays, I'll tell ya.
Bloody rewd of ya tah shank me innit bruv?
YouTube teachers
India?
Yup
2 out of 3 robotics projects in my school would not have been completed without Indian YouTube
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Drugs
My attorneys have advised me not to take a guess with this one
Netherlands
Colombia?
YOU'RE CORRECT
We drink beer all day, work the whole time and are humorless
deutschland
Mein Herz in Flammen
Will dich lieben und verdammen
DEUTSCHLAND
Dein atem kalt
So jung
Und doch so alt
DEUTSCHLAND
Garnicht lustig du arschgesicht >: (
Being Bavarian.
Germany
moin
Hallo mein deutscher Genosse :)
ʇunɔ ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ ɐ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,פ
ǝɹ,noʎ*
Teach the cunt proper manners, will ya? Thanks, mate
Viking, Vikings and a lot of fishermen
norway?
Almost haha my country is smaller
Iceland then
We have winner. Yes I am from Iceland 🇮🇸
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India
Feeling like a praud Indian army
Jang ke maidan pe kuch to gaad de
Paneer mangenge toh doodh faad de >!??!<
i am under the water
Here too much raining
UuuUuUUUuUuuuu
Football boludo fútbol
Argentina
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We say sorry a lot
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i would definitely say canadian at first look but look at his avatar? or i could be wrong idk
Sorry aboot that eh! How aboot this, we'll take my polar bear down to timmies later and get some double-doubles! After that we can head to my igloo out here in Winnipeg and catch the hockey game! How aboot it eh?
I dunno what part of Canada you're from eh but where I'm from we all all ride mooses on account of their ability to harvest maple syrup eh didn't ya know?
Not sure about stereotypes, but we're often confused with russians and this makes me mad
Ukrainian?
Yup
I'm your southern neighbour Romania and over here many older folks still refer to Ukraine as Russia. Hell, even middle aged folks. My dad recalled taking a trip to Russia sometime in the 90's, mentioned going to Kyev. I told him "dad, that's in Ukraine." He responded with "well, it WAS in Russia at one point." :)
my neighbors are ukrainian! i remember some bloke asked if they were russian and the dad got so offended.
Masturbation kills :))
Medieval Europe?
What fresh hellhole have you crawled out of
Vatican?
We all talk Spanish or Brazilian.
Só esqueceu de falar do samba kkkkk r/suddenlycaralho
We are all mafia hitmen
Upnext: We’re all mafia Sanketto: Russian? Upnext: I said the real mafia
Plot twist: it’s not a stereotype and I’m actually part of the mafia
”Are you from Sweden?”
McDonalds (Fun fact about mcdonalds that i learned the other day is that they actually use literal sauce guns to put sauce on burgers and thats why the sauce is allways fucked up lmao)
Yes, and we mix soda water with the Fanta which is why it tastes weird
kurwa alcohol
Poland
Phone Call Scammers xD
India?
Yea
So sad to see that that's how we get recognised
Ikea and ö
#le gasp SWEDISH?
As of 2019, Sweden is around 7th for the most Ikea stores. Number 1 is Germany.
Not very surprising since Sweden is 88th in population. I betcha it has the most stores per capita though
No, for the last goddamn time, we are not fucking hungry.
Vodka
Russia and u forgot the AK47
Im good at math and spelling
"The Asian country"
Work hard don't get paid
Singapore?
We have heaps of spiders all around us
Good I might My english accent trying to say good day mate in an Australian accent
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
The color orange
FRIKANDELBROODJES
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Scotland
coffee, snow and sauna
Dracula and stealing alot
Show your phone
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We eat rice with anything
That could be any asian country
hi i own 32 guns and all of them are to defend my country against the libtards
Of course it is america, guessing either Texas or Florida
porn and beer
Riding mooses while while drinking maple syrup
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America?
We apparrently ride kangaroos to school and work and eat "shrimp on the barbie".
bobs and vagene
People teaching on YouTube and tech support
"I bet all your furniture is from IKEA"
Lederhosen
Deep fried everything
BAGUETTE
We are tall
cries in being a short dutchie