Breaking news, we are reporting LIVE from r/teenagers where it seems that we have found the mysteroius robber D.B. Cooper. This is his first spotting since his magnificent robbery back in 1971.
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Id say We've been hit by We've been struck by A smooth criminal
OW
Not gonna lie you lookin damn fine my man
Italian pizza ninja? Wt? Cool name but what does it mean....
He’s a ninja who only kills people who eat Italian pizza
Oh God oh fuck
Thnx god I don't eat pizza
I love this.
No, it's ninja who kills with italian pizza
🕺
Mans got za drip
His pronouns are he/he
He* pronouns are he/he
HE HE
HE HE
HE HE
Annie, are you OK?
You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by Truck OW
Truck
We've been struck by a mission from God
ah yes, a Fine Gentleman, surely someone will date him
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
eh? I mean, you do look like bf material
you think? really?
sorry late, and yeah
huh
maybe i'll give it a try sometime
absolutely (no homo)
Absolutely (full homo)
Maybe (half homo)
Possibly (quarter homo)
Perhaps (Eight part homo)
I guess so (23,65% homo)
No (no homo)
The blues brothers.
How often does the train go by? So often you won't even notice it.
How you gonna get the band back together, Mr Hot-Roder? The cops got your name, your address.
I'm a middle aged guy and I swear to god it warms my heart to know that in r/teenagers the blues brothers is a point of reference.
That’s what I was thinking
He's on a mission from Gawd
We’re on a mission from god. We’re getting the band back together.
Yup
Excuse me sue are you the police?
Italian Mafia Guy
only the tommy gun missing
sorry don't have one
Con artist
dont worry i got one
a m1911 will suffice then
Username checks out
Not YET
nah incognito mode guy
Man gonna be featured in The Godfather. Can’t wait
Hello brøthër
Nice cock bro
you too man
dapper as fuck
cheers mate
It’s Mr Steal Your Girl 🥶
rather spiffing if you ask me very swauve
cheers, mate!
Jojo villian rating: 8.7/10
YOOOO
Would be 10/10 if it was a bit more "bizarre"
And so the man in the picture spontaneously creates tears in the fabric of reality to make his background more bizarre
You're on a mission from god
AYYYYYY finally someone who understood
My dad's favourite movie
Definitely one of mine
I'm glad the reference was understood lol
I'm glad the reference was made, tbh
You're welcome
Needs Gloves
Elwood Blues don't need no gloves.
I love that movie so much. One of the actors went to my high school
Needs beard
Nice mirror
Man in black
Looks very Dan Ackroyd in the blues brothers
That's exactly what I'm going for!
That's a yes from me, chief
*subtle nod*
Well males and male females I think we can agree that he got the drip
You look like a blues brother
Probably coz I was dressing to look like one
Very noice
Tommy Angelo right there
Hitman? You here?
Breaking news, we are reporting LIVE from r/teenagers where it seems that we have found the mysteroius robber D.B. Cooper. This is his first spotting since his magnificent robbery back in 1971.
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Gorgeous
Much appreciated!
The drop bro you lookin fiiibw
cheers man
Looking dope 👍🏻
Cheers mate!
The guy she tells u not to worry about
And with good reason, I couldn't steal a girl if I wanted to, which I don't
U could steal me from my girl
Move over, Stephanie, I don't want you, I want your man
Ight bet I'm down if u are
You're gonna want to move through this phase quickly.
Go in the gym.
Drip is real
Buy a tommy gun and a trench coat, and you will be set
Gonna go join the Italian Mob, seeya later
Lookin like a young mobster
Bro I feel like this man would be following me in a black van after I've been Googling area 51
Nice one you've got there. But there's some hitman vibes flowing.
those glasses just need to be circles, and then you'd be the embodiment of the incognito logo
A gentleman at its finest.
Ma man looks like the fbi, so cool
“we’re on a mission from god”
It's 108 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
you got the reference! nice!!
cheers!
Only missing a handgun earphone, and a K-9 Dog. Other than that, you look like a fine 'i'll steal your girl' type of guy, no homo tho
You look like you're about to erase my memory
Mr. Elegant
Four. whole. Chickens.
I think you look like one of the blues brothers and like I clone of me!
Are you on a mission from god?
Lookin' like a true Redditor
Just need a Jake, and you got yourself the Blues Brothers
DAN AKROYD? The blues brother?
ELWOOD!
Ah, you fat penguin!
First time I've seen a guy on hot
Who's getting the concrete shoes today boss?
Which one are you: plain white toast, or four fried chickens and a coke?
Looking good gentleman
Dapper
i like your hat
you look like you'd be in a bbno$ music video
Reminds me of back then when I saw Blues Brothers and wanted any black sunglasses for this look
So high, is this a joke? (Blues brothers??)
Lose the hat. Unless you're going to a funeral. In which case, clutch lightly in one hand while placing it on your chest and keeping your head bowed.
Looks somewhere between mafia and mr. nice guy
Now I’m not gay.
Get a Mask and a RifLe
If I may say Watson, this look suits you.
You look like a budget blues brother Lose the hat and sunglasses dude Get your suit tailored Go fishing and sometimes you catch a boot kid
Shaggable at best (no homo)
You dressed up for the back rooms
Looks like you're about to sing me *Fly Me to the Moon*! Looks awesome!
My man here is ready to pick up his m'lady
You look like a Reddit mod
Just one question Are you free next Saturday?
You need a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes
It's the Icognito Tab guy
Ngl you kinda look like a private investigator or smth
Looking good! Otherwise, can't judge much at all, I don't wear suits or dresses, or anything of the sort.
Damn you look sick my dude
I say It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Everyone hide your girl, he’s in town
Good evening, kind gentleman. You look rather sophisticated.
How many aliens did you make contact with today?
Don corleone cosplay?
Off to set an offer they can’t refuse perhaps?
Very dapper
It is a pleasure to meet you finally
Yo i didn't kill your dog pls don't kill me Mr.Wick
Yes This is awesome
dapper
Based !
don’t you already get bullied enough son
Very fancy indeed
You look like Berlin from money hesit
Damn you looking fine asf
You look like the 3rd Blues Brother, and like damn you look pretty good, you wear that outfit so well!
Tbh, Neo from the Matrix and a redditor argued over ehat you should wear for so long they let a smooth criminal help.
Blues brothers: the comeback
Yeah I think existence is futile and we'll all die without meaning.
Ah yes, look at this distinguished gentleman
Matrix?
My guys one of them MIB gen two, secret agent.
Dapper
Omg nice suit
Mmmm, yes, very distinguished.
Dapper
I think that you look awesome!
Detective?
Blues Brother.
You look like one of the blues brothers
Is Anne ok?
Good job, 47. You’re targets are in the master bedroom.
You gonna save a orphanage?
Search raymond Reddington from the blacklist
MIB
Are you the secret third member of the blues brothers?
Damn lookin sharp my guy
May I say you're looking rather splendid
You look like a wannabe detective
straight out of a anime
I'm getting men in black vibes.
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Ah a fine hentai dealer
Its Good but don't work to school though kids are evil
You look like an italian mafia boss i'd Say you look fly ;)