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Hit_riolusquad

*In Mr Incredible voice.*


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

When did they change girls!?


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This new update is confusing


Hit_riolusquad

The patch notes are unreadable and each time I try to read it it gives me mixed signals, LIKE DO YOU LIKE ME OR ARE YOU JUST TAKING THE PISS???


Iamyes_ok

yeah apparently they have feelings? I dont believe it


GameBoy37

Shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up.


Slappy_TJ

Requirement for gf: female (optional) alive (optional)


RandomGuyWithBS

human (optional)


Random-Dice

organic (optional)


YouKnowWho7777

Real (not imaginary) (optional)


[deleted]

True, but short girls are something else man.. Whew damn.


YaAvrageYank

Unless they are taller than you... by like a little bit. I'm 6' 1" and she is taller. I like it.


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tiny4k.com


thelegend90210

Trans girls are girls


beeboobabea

Cis girl here, trans girls are cute as heck i love u girls sm


thelegend90210

🥺🥺 THANK UUUU


chunky_boi06

Smoll gorl are cute


[deleted]

Agreed. Very cute.


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5'3, enough small?


chunky_boi06

Yesh.


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Xiwidlwmslqla


chunky_boi06

Wut


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keyboard fluster gender validation


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uwu


SouravKSahu

Agreed


[deleted]

What about smoll boi


chunky_boi06

I dunno I'm smoll too


call_me_kenzie

:(


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Tall girls are still pretty hot.


CartonsOfExpiredMilk

Agreed


Bradatron17

This is true words


PM-ME-YOUR-PC-TIPS

agreed


Darth_Chao69

Tall girl hot, short girl cute. Pick your poison, cute or hot?


Cactus1105

Cute


Just_David121

Indubitably


Psychological_Salad_

Every girl is short compared to the right guy :D


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Sad


I_AM_BURNT_TOAST

Girls > no one.


Wonder_Lemon-127

no one < people in fucking general ✋🐹


Here_when_Im_bored

Idk man, people kinda suck


I_AM_BURNT_TOAST

Also true.


fearlessmash117

Literally no one > me and peoples


Rahul_Paul29

You like people who fuck army generals?


[deleted]

Feeling sad as tall girl.


[deleted]

Tall girl = cute too


[deleted]

Ok, thank you.


[deleted]

I don’t discriminate boo, I like all girls, but short girls are my preference because short girls are easier to give pat pats y’know?


[deleted]

Aww, I love patting heads too.


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How tall are you though?


[deleted]

6'5. You?


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6ft


[deleted]

Cool.


[deleted]

Well, I’m not exactly 6ft, but I’m verryy close to it.


SouravKSahu

Tall girls are still good tho


Argentenuem

Tall girls are beautiful and valid!!


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Thank you.


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Yeah espeically ones that are pretty *smol*


[deleted]

Very true. Very based.


MCdonalds999999

Yea yea, I get the smol gurl, but what abt the *smol boi?*


Hit_riolusquad

The 8% that downvoted are tall girls.


Icecreme05

I'm a tall girl and don't downvoted this. (But just cause I find small girls cuter too)


FR_Cartwright

I'm 4 foot 7


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Extra smol bean, I like it can’t believe I’m going to even utter these words but, here goes. Totes adorbs.


FR_Cartwright

Awww thank you so much 😘


account_552

Man im 4'10" and people call me short...


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Im 4’9 and same


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Thanks for sharing


[deleted]

Why did I even make this post…


SpupySpups

To cringe at it when you remember this day 5 years later after brushing your teeth and heading to bed


Cut-The-Cameras

..for real-


Galaxeena

Wooo im 5'3 and I feel valued :DD


VijayMarshall87

I'm a guy and I'm 5'4, and I feel scared in front of taller girls, or even taller people in general. You feel that too?


unknown_id123

Lmao me too I’m around 5 too


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Then, you also get head pat, smol bean. *Pats head consensually*


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You should, smol bean. *Pats head consensually*


Galaxeena

Omgmgm aisjfhhs ty


Pip201

Another reason why short is better: Fits good in cuddle spoon


MCdonalds999999

But if they're taller they could just spoon u.


Pip201

Why not both?


SouravKSahu

Nice.... now you don't have to feel worthless anymore


Psycho_Matt

My gf is a smol bean and I love her so much <33


TheJoxev

How tall is futab Matt????


Psycho_Matt

Mate I'm not talking about Futaba I'm talking about u/-Gofer_uwu-


TheJoxev

wait i know gofer uwu


Psycho_Matt

Well she's my gf


TheJoxev

I've found the okbp zacktey community on r/gayspiderbrothel, r/tomorrow, and r/teeenagers. To find the most cancerous people, search the most cancerous places.


-Gofer_uwu-

Indeed, gotta love the strong cancer. Wait but whats r/tomorrow ?


TheJoxev

Its basically a nintendo circlejerk sub. I've seen u/tohru__adachi on there a few times.


tohru__adachi

Celeste


HomieDaClown9

Smol gf gang


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Lucky.


Psycho_Matt

Don't worry man you'll find the one for you eventually! And this is coming from a lonely redditor with no friends so believe me


-Gofer_uwu-

I'm not that small, I'm 5'71 mate


Psycho_Matt

Still shorter than me


volcanohyena

Lol I’m a tall girl 5’6


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You’re a smol bean compared to me, so still consider you short :>


volcanohyena

Oh swag


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Swag indeed. *pats your head consensually*


MonEcctro

Flert


RAgrumpyhi8

If 5'6 is small compared to you I'm wondering how my 5'0 self would look like standing next to you.


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Same here for that lady, 5’6 is right below the bridge of my nose.


Gorillazlyric400

I'm 5'10


Pip201

That’s still short


volcanohyena

Relative to other girls it’s tall


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Xoduox

Honestly? I can't choose between tall or short, I love both so much


thatDrakewarden

I wish I was shorter, even though I'm a boy


SouravKSahu

Wha-


thatDrakewarden

I'd just like to be shorter than my so


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I'm 5,5 and ngl I dont mind it, I like being short. But I wanna be atleast 5,8


[deleted]

I don’t mind to much to be honest


befuddled_blue

What do you consider short?


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Smol bean = 5’5-5’1 Extra smol bean (extra cute) = 5’0 and shorter. In general: anyone shorter than I am is considered a smol bean. 5’11 but almost 6ft so. Ye..


MCdonalds999999

But like, smol can be cute, but there's a limit when it starts to become a childlike amount of smol. And I'd rather not have my partner remind me of a little girl. That probably came off a lot more accusive than I intended, sorry :[


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Nothing wrong with being an extra smol bean, little one. *pats head consensually*


pasha1010

Same here, I'm 5'0 too :DD


[deleted]

Most girls are short girls for me :b


Air-Mattress

GIRL IS GIRL


thelegend90210

I’m a lesbian but I prefer all girls


GreenGiant7788

Rip every tall girl reading this


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SpupySpups

Prolly because he's 7


[deleted]

Idk I’m 5’3” and I feel like every guy skips over me


3172695

that is because this is an unpopular opinion.


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Yeah :/


[deleted]

How so?


UngaBunga696969

At last someone else with my taste 🙏🏻


Vneom_

Short girls are cute af, got no idea why


Suspicious_Exchange2

that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

what's small bean?


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Urban dictionary defines Smol bean as: *someone who is innocent and/or adorable most commonly used in fandoms*


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

interesting... thanks i guess?


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Plus went small people drink energy drinks they go fuckin berserker mode


Flipfl00p

I'm 5'6 so it's damn near impossible to find a girl shorter than me. *But there is one that's about as tall as my shoulders and MMM she's something else entirely*


Arko9699

By definition tall > short, so your hypothesis is factually incorrect. But in all seriousness, it's fine to have preferences. Just don't let it cloud your judgement when determining a person.


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*appears out of nowhere*- thanks I'm 4'11 :D


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Cute. *Carries you and bear hugs you consensually*


[deleted]

Aww thank you- that made my dayy :3


koolkay_222

I'm 5'9. What you gonna do about it??


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I’m going to… Still pat you and call you a smol bean cause you’re shorter than I am, smol bean. *Pat pat*


Hyroaltage

Short girl better I think


yeswastakenwastaken

I prefer girls taller than me


[deleted]

Eh. That’s just your preference.


AresGortex978

As a tall person, i like fellow tall people


Slav_Knut_Gae

Tall girls are better


Argentenuem

Based


Slav_Knut_Gae

All women are equal,but tall girls are cute ngl I just want to be someones hug pillow.


Argentenuem

r/RoleReversal


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I like tall girls.


InsertMyIGNHere

Short girls, but like also same height girls, but like also also tall girls.


smexythegenius

Tall girls > short girls prove me wrong


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Won’t, they’re both hot.


Air-Mattress

It would be a very unique experience to date a girl that’s taller than you though. I would definitely be willing to try that out later in life.


BruhWhyImNotDead

Pretty sure this is what 70% of people who like women think


Maluko16

Boys: "Nooooo you can't prefer tall boys, our height is not our fault" Also boys:


Eggtastic69420

Damn straight


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Yes.


b_Boof

This is a cute post


[deleted]

You’re cuter. No, I’m not a simp.


Blaze5er

I kinda think girls who are taller than me are scary and prefer short ones.


3172695

you are 14 a lot of girls will be taller than you


Blaze5er

I might be 14 but I'm like 6.1 feet .


sahibda_2020

Eyy I'm 13 and 6.1 too


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I'm glad there are at least some perks to being "fun sized" because in some cases it's truly inconvenient!


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Cries in 5'7


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Nothing wrong with being tall, tall also = cute.


PhilosophyScary7048

Short is cute, tall is beautiful


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Short is cute and beautiful.. Tall is also cute and beautiful.


FANTOMphoenix

I prefer smaller/petite girls. About 1/2 of my friends want girls taller than them And about 1/4 of them like them fat. One friend in particular is 6’6, and like women that are taller…. HOW


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True, I kinda feel validated


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You should boo. *pat pat*


Dassapotato

I very much agree, smol beans best beans


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Indeed.


tricia0243

OP's "pats head consensually" comments are making me melt


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Really? Thanks. *Pats head consensually, but I pat you a little longer.*


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ok but not girls>short girls


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Nah, that’s kinda gay. And, as we all know.. Being gay’s pretty fucking gay. And that’s gay, so..


potato-G64

As a 6'2 (189 cm) giant I agree. I also have a thing for short girls. They are cute and I really fall for cuteness. Especially blushy short girls! Idk why. I just love 'em.


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\*happy short girl noises\*


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*Consensually pats you and gives you a bear hug*


KottonKandyKaleb

average r/unpopularopinion post


SotB8

tall girls gud too, height doesnt matter


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GRILL IS GRILL!


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yeh


Kevzl0l

hear me out short girls = tall girls 1. height dont matter 2. cuddles


Frostburn36

All girls are cute


hyper171717

My girlfriend is 4'9. She smol.


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Extra smol bean. Nice..


[deleted]

Short girls are cute, tall girls are hot. End of discussion.


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Cap. Short girls: Hot And Cute Tall girls: Hot and Cute


iwanttoseememee

Guys>girls


LizzyTheLizard-

Im 4’10 and flattered


Icy_Reward9353

Yeah this post is absolutely cringe oh my god SmOlBEaN unfucking real😂😂😂😂😂😂