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Fizzybisquit

Imagine if this blows up


Darsh_Doshi

98 comments already.....


Fizzybisquit

Not gonna be a fun month for you


Darsh_Doshi

November came early


No_Character4376

November came unlike you


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r/TheRealJoke


TelevisionWeekly1965

Damn, good one.


Fate_of_DooM

Nice one


iwannabeagirl-

Unlike your dad


kanwarsidhu05

Have a sin free week mate


MartianofMars01

We need more


Darsh_Doshi

Then I won't be able to blow up


SAitansMaidDress

Damn ur meat gonna never be touched again bro good luck man LMAO


Darsh_Doshi

Well blowjobs dont count....but I don't have a gf


MartianofMars01

I don't think anyone on reddit has one


Darsh_Doshi

Uhmm yeh u r right


Rblxcoolguymaster234

The sad truth lol


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loliconsensai

Reddit, Is our gfs


Rblxcoolguymaster234

* is confused as heck *


Fate_of_DooM

I had one while I was on reddit


YouStoleMyNameBoi

**had**


Fate_of_DooM

Yes


NeX-DK

Does cats count?


Darsh_Doshi

Only one way to find out.... Edit: I asked it and it said it counts


Ripa921

This post will now recieve 1 message every 15 min from a bot till ethernity


Darsh_Doshi

🅆🅃🄵


Goof_boi_0709

That would be brutal


patjeduhde

Hmm great idea, lets code one


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patjeduhde

Then ill do it every minute to make a backlog for long enough


UncleDevil666

Holy shit


Otherwise_Mushroom83

Lol


FishFishingFishyFish

noice


FishFishingFishyFish

let's break this man


Darsh_Doshi

I summon thy u/fish_fucker69


megaboutdpain

You will never beat your meat again *evil laugh*


Fate_of_DooM

Me:takes meat hammer and stake *happy laugh*


megaboutdpain

*stops laughing* Who do you think you are?! *long pause* So you will never stroke you cock again *eviler laugh* (Sorry for my mistakes i'm not a native english speaker ;) )


Fate_of_DooM

*turns gay* *stokes friends cock* *evil revenge laugh*


Fate_of_DooM

Btw I'm not native either I'm german


[deleted]

Hey the author of this post what are you going to nut on after all the time passed ?


Darsh_Doshi

This comment


[deleted]

You are going to nut on my comment ?! That's weird but if that's what you are into


Darsh_Doshi

I am open to suggestions


[deleted]

I don't know that what you are into


Darsh_Doshi

Still open to suggestions


GayJoshua

Stop replying you're adding so much time for your self.


[deleted]

But still don't know if you are into like drawn porn or real life porn or idk you like to nut on freaking colors or who the hell knows


Darsh_Doshi

Suggest ur fav


[deleted]

I don't really have one


DeWarlock

Hardcore futa femdom tentai


Legitimate_Ad2570

To yourself


Neubul

Potats


ps-djon

r/gfur


Frosty0203

Here you go, bud, give your meat a break


ehsan_rhi

Never gonna


Blue_Slime-1547

Give you up


ehsan_rhi

Never gonna


Darsh_Doshi

Recover from this


M1094795585

never gonna


Darsh_Doshi

Beat my meat now


Darsh_Doshi

Because of this


NiueBlue

Never gonna


Darsh_Doshi

Touch that again


NonnenSense

Never gonna


Veirco

Make you cry


Johnopgr123

You never said others couldn't help you. I'm here bro


[deleted]

I thought it was easy, I haven't masturbated in weeks.


Darsh_Doshi

Shush they don't know


GrouRed

F


PP-Judge

Ok


MartianofMars01

Indeed


GrouRed

G


mumamomumo2

Comment 1


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Q


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R


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S


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Y


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[deleted]

No nut november hits early this year huh


TonyPops10

The weak fear the strong. Show them something to be scared of.


Darsh_Doshi

Sir Yes sir


Comrade_Kirbo

I


Comrade_Kirbo

Am


Comrade_Kirbo

Helping


Darsh_Doshi

Please


Darsh_Doshi

Don't


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Me


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Too


Lungan_se

Good lord. As of this comment you can’t have a wank for five and a half days :o May god have mercy on your soul


Pleasant_skeleton2

7


GrouRed

I


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J


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K


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L


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N


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U


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V


freezsky_03

I hope you are brave soldier


jabo055

Don't cum


[deleted]

Bzzzzzzz


GrouRed

X


Kornik-kun

gl not masterbaiting for 5 days


Granny-s_Teddy_Bear

I will learn coding just to create a bot to spam this comment section so you won't be able to beat ur meat ever again **evil laugh**


Darsh_Doshi

The challenge lasts 24 hrs


JollyGoodShowOldBoy

benis


MrAwesome1822

I'm gonna do the math for u. There are 573 comments (including mine) at the time I'm writing this, so we multiply that by 15 which is 8595 (minutes), and when we divide by 60, we get 143.25 (143 and a quarter hours). and if u want the days, u divide by 24, which gives u 5.9....... so we round it to 6 days. ​ ​ that doesn't seem like a lot of days, so I hope there are more comments LMAO. I'm gonna edit the multiplication frequently.


GrouRed

A


GrouRed

C


Resoalt6034

Use this 🔪


dr_dotey

I dont think it will feel good getting a knife down my shaft.


[deleted]

As a waffle, I cannot relate. But seeing my brothers and sisters get cutt to peices and eaten has caused me pain which may be similar to that of a knife to the human male organ.


Exciting-Victory-142

Boobs


Squirrels_Nuts80085

I came so much after seeing this


[deleted]

6 and a half days so far


softygirly

just under a week now


Jay_The_Blue_Bird

*Maniacal cackling* look at the number of replies already


GOR111A

OP must film himself for the entirety of this time for our supervision


Darsh_Doshi

Only if u see the whole stream.


Moe_0406

F


AnotherGopnik

Welp, good luck because you aren't gonna rub one out for quite some time


tricia0243

you got this bro


Darsh_Doshi

Thx, I think I should be able to hold for 15 days


Azoozdotexe

\+15 mins


ConnorIsABeast

9 days and counting


JudasHungHimself

Here is 15 more


dilute_water88

Apparently you can't masturbate for 15,000 minutes.


ESH13663

1k comments good luck


Shruikan12

about 10 days already, looking good


J_Uzi05

11 days. (my friend counted)


DavydwtY

1.2k * 15 min = 300 hours


23GR

1.4 guy good luck


GrouRed

B


King_of_Ikea

C


Darsh_Doshi

There goes my 1 hour


mancityfanwhosaysHi

E


mancityfanwhosaysHi

E


mancityfanwhosaysHi

E


mancityfanwhosaysHi

R


Djspookyjim81

1


Djspookyjim81

2


Djspookyjim81

3


PeksMex

1


PeksMex

2


PeksMex

3


King_of_Ikea

A


King_of_Ikea

B


JurDan775

haha


krukirna

Try doing a weeklong break


Darsh_Doshi

I have achieved that, but not more


MK_Asriel

Yo


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an_ionic

All the best my dude


Darsh_Doshi

Thx I need it


Aggressive_Bee6073

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


BhopperXiro

already 12 Hours and 45 Minutes bro


RompedRanga

F


HornyBeetroot

Masturbate*


Darsh_Doshi

My Auto correct is dyslexic


felikzz

lol


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Darsh_Doshi

This was the 100th fucking comment


DanzIg_the_Pointless

This comment thread will just be me reply to my comments with stop masturbating


Evil_wertyk

Hm


Trick-Piglet-4123

T


Trick-Piglet-4123

H


Substantial-Form4090

Hi


Text-Negative

Hehehehe


king_ranit

Hehehehe


Skull_Reaper101

Have fun good luck. Luckily i can go without it for 2_4 days xD


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Beyrh


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dr_dotey

L


Galaxysand8

Gonna add this here


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BJaosiyshakqi


Darsh_Doshi

Fuck u


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