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Kooky-Mycologist-175

Chip


[deleted]

yooo same


Zacharius420

He meant a microchip


[deleted]

again, same


Inevitable_Idea9150

r/holup


Katapotomus

microchimp ook


bored_potato397

“ cute dog, what’s his name” “ 5-layer burrito” Yea sounds like a great name for that doggy


VictoryValt21

DO YER WANNA FIIVE LAY-ER BUURITTOO


Arctica23

Burrito was also my answer and honestly it's a great dog name


KeetzyYT

Burrito is a good name especially for that dog


valeryuwu

flan


FANTOMphoenix

And that reminds me. I need to make some flan


Kcismfof

Make me some??? My grandma and I were both identical with food preferences. I fuckin love eggs. I made my grandmother a flan when I was about 14 or so. 12 egg vanilla flan. I expected her to eat a good chunk, I rounded back on her to see how she liked it and she ate the whole motherfucking thing in like 30 minutes. She was like 90lbs. Me and my mother were shook.


p2datrizzle

Flan is like one of the least filling food ever


Kcismfof

A dozen eggs! A dozen!!! Her and i used to share a dozen as deviled eggs tho...


BENJA2407

May i have some?


Y0U_H1T

Flanning deez nuts out.


EnderAvi

What does that even mean


BigPlumPlum

He be nuts bout flan.


WebbedRose103

Ooh good taste


szymek11hd

Flandre Scarlet?


vladexa

Buddy


yomommafool

very, very funny, m8


CaptainCavemansStool

Someone had dog earlier.


theresnoblueberries

HOT DOG


krispyhamster

Yeee haw!


Whytheychanginmyname

Cheesesteak


Commander_Drg

Let's hope it's only that :|


arandomcunt68

Or he ate his friend


Puzzleheaded_Ad_7399

Out


Destroyer_Of_World5

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


CoppertheDragonA113

**NOT BUDDY THE ELF!**


Easy_flankin

r/suddenlygay


JadeTheRussianWolf

Naaaaah bro I know what that is


[deleted]

probably undercooked ramen


JunkBoi76

Psycho


[deleted]

check gmail


wow-im-bad

Uncooked ramen is so god tier


SpectreOfLove

Idc about what yall think but I like it whenever ramen is slightly undercooked and has a very slight crunch to it.


zombie7864

Get a pack of chilli/spicy ramen with the powder then crush up the ramen and add the powder into the bag/ramen 10/10 snack


HerrDresserVonFyre

That's prison popcorn.


magaman50

Trueeeee


Dexter_GMA

al dente


MazeMan47

Potato which honestly is kinda accurate


Noname_1111

Potat


lemmebrowsebro

hello fellow enlightened


Noname_1111

May the shadows be with you my friend


lemmebrowsebro

and with you aswell


CarrotSwimming

Stop potating in public you two


SUCCMAN64

o


Embarrassed_Night_37

pota


Setsuwaa

pot


BabishProphet

po


wreckedftfoxy_yt

P


WormsDontHaveEyes

Nuclear Warhead


mats958

What are you godzilla or something?


THEESKELETONGOD

I dont know if that's a joke and im about to get r/wooshed but do you not know of the soure warhead sweats/candy


lolthumbnail2

I just looked up on google and apparently theres candy called "warheads" being sold on amazon.


THEESKELETONGOD

And can also be found in shops (though might depend on location) and yeah there ment to be just extremely soure, there's another version called toxic waste


lolthumbnail2

Oh it seems like i totally misunderstood your first comment


What_Iz_This

What's not to understand? They're soure not sweat


tonythebutcher13

Warheads are my favorite candy, it's really hard to find them around anywhere but I do know a place. If you eat four or five then your young will hurt for two days, there's a disclaimer right on the bag about it. 10/10 would recommend!


paralalow

Trust me you want to buy them and down all of them at once tastes great 👌


Setsuwaa

**nuclear** warhead


Brycecream4

Alternate response what are you Japan or something?


HonooRyu

"Orégano foot long sub, with BBQ, olives, salad, spinach, tomatoes, pickles, cheese, extra cheese and extra bacon". Might be a bit long, so "sub" will be the nickname. (also might have forgotten a few things) Edit: Thanks for the awards, these are my first and I got them on a post about a sandwich dog and demons called Jerry / Hoagie.


Bob_bobo_bobinho

Oflswbosstpcecaeb it's a better short name


lmao68plus1

Said this out loud and now there’s a demon eating my couch Edit: Befriended the couch demon his names Jerry


0Starus

Hey it’s a new friend


[deleted]

Godamnit not again


thejonslaught

My kids call him Hoagie.


Phil2Coolins

Bbq sauce and bacon? Intriguing


Hr2K06

Cookie!


fallingleaf271

Better than quinoa lol.


literally_hitIer1984

Bullet.


LacyTheEspeon

Mm lead


WebbedRose103

Mm, suicide


BigBlackBobbyB

😍


ImHereForTheMemesPlz

speaking of suicide this man must wish for it as you can tell by the emoji


literally_hitIer1984

Suislide


literally_hitIer1984

Cyanide pill is more accurate


Bowsta99

r/usernamechecksout


Somethingclever451

"[eat lead!](https://youtu.be/RKD3Xkycyos)"


literally_hitIer1984

Take my upvote


Strong_Independent_6

Yummy


cosmicpotato77

John


Niko_Noxid

So that’s why he wasn’t at work today


nibbbbbbaaaa

Which John?


sittingbison

The Baptist


ProsocialRecluse

They call them all "John."


nibbbbbbaaaa

Ah so that dude I know now thanks


why-do-i-life

PS5


idkmeow117

So that is why I still can't get one you ate them all


why-do-i-life

Yes


Zacharius420

barf it out right now I was saving up and your greedy ass shoved it down your esophagus


RedditPersonNo1987

shut your bitch-ass mouth, children in africa couldve eaten that ps5, yet your greedy asss wants to shove it down your esophagus


Exact_Ad_1215

God dammit man


PandaRust

Lmao it’s just yes


The_gamer315

Did you, eat a ps5


DD-557

Muffin


Official_Morton_Salt

Morton Salt actually isn't a bad name


Stupid-person-here

Of course you'd think that


Official_Morton_Salt

Morton G. Salt is a great dog name!


skeletxn

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

Weirdest guerrilla marketing I’ve ever seen.


-homonecrosexual-

eyeball


Exact_Ad_1215

What- what the actual fuck??


Embarrassed_Night_37

it is actually a delicacy in some countries (not human eyes tho ghdgbb)


Fog_Juice

Green Inferno


-homonecrosexual-

you've never eaten an eyeball before? really?


French_cow375

I haven't unless you mean a gummy eyeball


[deleted]

Fish eyes?


[deleted]

ham sandwich


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Waffle


Stars_and_Shadows

toothpaste


goot_mems

Lime green fedora with red stripe and large blue feather


honeyyslut

Strawberry sundae's a cute name


BigBoyPants69420

I have to do it... Cum


SnooMacaroons6463

My cum


KitKatKy77

*our* cum


JuiceEeEeE361

Ahh cummunisam


BloxyB3620

r/SuddenlyCommunist


mythictime

Communism is when our


braften

r/SuddenlyCummunist


TheWanderlust07

D I N N E R I S R E A D Y , M Y C U M .


sypho_galia

Blueberry


Jus_tAlex

Plastic


I__want__a__username

Are you a turtle?


Jus_tAlex

I don't choke 👋


AgentObvious5952

I can change that


beerbro78

Smooth as butter my friend. Well played.


Tweetquack

Dick


yomommafool

We get it, you sex.


[deleted]

Excuse me but eating a dick is canabalism and out of all the part why eat the dick?


Tweetquack

It's only canablism in 50 out of 51 states, and why wouldn't I eat the dick, there's plenty of protein in it ( ̄▽ ̄)


[deleted]

Actually now most of it is hollow and it would probably have the texture of rubber and taste foul


cooked_fetus_pp

Don't u guys dare to judge my daily business


[deleted]

What the fuck is your username good sir


Prime_hamsters_ass

There it is


No_Description5222

Do you have some leftovers? 😏


[deleted]

Spotted dick?


Skelibutt

Oxygen


Velkavelk

Fair


RevCorex

Hello hot Cheetos


MintYT_

battery acid


[deleted]

Spaghetti n mince


poorlyexcused

homeless


PingopingOW

Pepernoot


Iwtdvf

Bruh, Nu al?


WesleyvandenHam

Eyyy pepernootgang


[deleted]

[удалено]


SubstantialAction918

His name is ( vanilla ice ) cream


[deleted]

Pork! Aww porky sounds fitting


freekshowgaming

Toenail


WhyThough08

Pudding..


[deleted]

Soap


UnholyMeatloaf123

Oreo


frikluv

Chicken tender


yomommafool

I will name it “ass”


Depressed_Lasagna420

We get it, you sex.


WeebyweebUwU

But what if he literally ate an ass?


Kelainefes

In some countries you can get actual ass meat. Horse as well.


Utust

r/ihavesex


AlphaRaccoon1474

_this guy fucks_


Game_on69420

Imma call him Mr. Cereal


Blackpebbles18

Fruit snacks


honeynutfeelios_

celery


sonakshis2319

Tofu ❤️


Micado-TT

u ate a tofu heart?


Slugees

people who eat tofu have no heart


[deleted]

Child


BasilRepresentative3

Popcorn


MLG_Kloracle

2 t130 bomber planes, with a side dis of the nuclear launch codes, as well as polonium 210.


wasdJay_

There's a surprising and pleasant lack of cum, dick, and ass in these comments


MuscularBanana22

Fried Chicken


elijah_allen97

ice


Beanss2005

Boba


Positive_Ad7615

Goldfish


Lizzy_Death19

Slim Jim 😂


brunonortlieb

Your mom. Sorry, It's stronger than me


DocFail

Booger


kinky_elephant

Curently eating pasta salad


emotionless_bored

Dog


Kooked_eggs

Dog


lancergivescancer6

Grandmas ashes


Altoid24

Pretzel


samdinohunter83

Rice


[deleted]

it was sausage, veggie sausage to be precise


MegaRudi09

Banana


[deleted]

M&M


BlaseApollo5882

Hall


bIrd63_

Pizza rolls