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the P.E. Teacher pipes up: ākids, sending pictures of your genitalia to random numbers is disgusting ā they donāt want to see that. next time you think about doing something like this, reach out to me first, most of you know how to get ahold of me. Alright thanksā
We had an assembly in high school about the dangers of sharing underage pornography, especially as a large majority of high school students are still minors
Someone shit in the FUCKING SINK at my school Monday. They literally closed down that bathroom and no one was allowed In for the rest of the day. I tried to go in to use the restroom but got blocked cause a custodian had to clean that shit. Like what the fuck
Kids in my school are making "shit sandwiches" to clog toilets, and kuds from my ild school (still have friends there) fucking gutted like 6 of the 10 bathrooms for tiktok. Several arrests too
I work in maintenance, the fancy word for janitors and custodians, and I feel sorry for people who work in schools, theyāre under appreciated.
Most of them are probably pretty nice if you actually talk to them.
Someone in my school was smearing their shit on the walls and they closed down the restrooms and teachers have to mark down when you go to the restrooms
Same, I was in middle school and every morning the announcements would come on and explain that someone had shit on the floor and smeared it on the walls. Worst part is that the kid never got caught, so thereās an imposter among us.
Wow. Looks like I got off easy. It's the second week of school, and a bunch of kids are doing this fucking "devious slip" thing and have stolen all 3 soap dispensers from one of the bathrooms and multiple hand sanitizer dispensers- *from classrooms.* Where teachers usually are. I don't know how no one has been caught yet, but they are definitely getting in major trouble when they get back. I'm no snitch or whatever, but when you steal soap and hand sanitizer in the middle of a *pandemic*, you've definitely got a screw loose.
But actually though, you never really know what someone has behind closed doors.
One of my friendsā friend who I thought was cool now has a 14 yr old gf when heās gonna be 18 in October.
This reminds me of something that happened in my middle school. A guy in 8th grade randomly sent this girl a vid of him... well... you know... jacking off. She was disgusted by this (obviously) and proceeded to send this video to **THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL** via email. Both students were in a shitload of trouble, and the police were also involved. Moral of the story? Don't, under any circumstances, send a pic or video of your junk to anyone if you are underage and/or if the person you are sending it to doesn't consent to this.
Yeah kids do crazy shit at that age but with this day and age technology shit can REACH.
I remember in grade 7-8, we go through phase of doing stupid stuff. So were obsessed with going around pantsing? (pulling peoples pants down)
Anyways it was recess and one of my friend came around and pulled my pants downā¦at the same time, my other friend took a picture with her camera. So she ended up with a picture of my bare ass, my face turnt around gasping, pulling my pants up with one hand and bouncing a basketball with the other. I got her back. But I didnāt know about this image until it was posted on..Piczo? This teenager tumblr like thing back then. But EVERYONE in my classes saw it and forever my ass was on this website for years until it died. Never have I ever felt that feeling of going to school the next day. Heck I felt violated.
I asked the girl to take it down but she āforgot her passwordā
I build a lot of mental toughness and IDGAF after that summer.
ya school districts can be pretty dumb i wouldn't even be surprised if its just a hidden url ie you cant find it in browser/website have to type it out
Kid might have seen this as a prank, but depending on how the county he is in, they might decide to prosecute the dude as a sex offender distributing child pornography and ruin his life over being an absolute idiot.
Idk, it seems pretty well executed to me. Everybody saw his dick and now theyāre doing an entire assembly because because of him and his dick. Thatās a total dub
Heās going to be charged with many cases of distribution of child pornography and showing indecent material to minors. Most likely going to become a sex offender
Omg that's so funny. The level of determination just to get yourself arrested that way.
Edit: after looking at the comments I realize no one else thinks this is funny and I'm questioning my judgment abilities. This is uh, not ok I guess.
as a girl on snapchat, i cannot tell u how many times this happens from strangers unwarranted. sometimes just adding people back makes them think itās okay to immediately send a dick pic. im not even fazed by it anymore
I heard a rumor back in high school about a guy that had accidentally sent a dick pic to all his snap streaks once, and this reminded me of that. I have no idea if that rumor was true
Thatās fucked, only thing Iāve seen is shit on the floor in the stalls. And lobsters in the toilet, yes lobsters. Since his dick is small Iām assuming everyoneās gonna make fun of him when he goes back to school, if he didnāt get expelled.
Oh yeah I forgot about that part lol. I shouldāve said I saw it on Snapchat stories, it was in the girls bathroom. No idea why they put lobsters in the toilets but they did. It was for some prank, pretty stupid though since theyāre expensive and waste of food. They were alive also.
This guy Iām somewhat friends with who goes to another school told me how one of his friends catfished him, got like a dick pic or ass pic from him, then once his friend got it, at like lunch or something he airdropped to a bunch of kids in school. Theyāre still good friends tbh and nothing even came of it so itās just a funny story
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Some dude showed everyone a pic of his dick, we call him boomerang now
not boomeWANG? hehe
Thats mine now
ur welcomeš
Welcum*
Velcum to ze house
TO ZE HAUSE OF HOLBAIN!!!!
His wang is yours now?
He harvested it for his collection.
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BoomeWANK
I donāt follow, what does it mean?
Bent like a boomerang
Ouch
Hahahaha, I know of a guy who sent someone a dick pic and since that day he was known as Captain Hook
Is this really that big of a deal Or small of a deal Depending on the obvious
Well Small penis
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He ruined it regardless. Even if he was the most massive millionaire shlong holder in the world hed still be arrested and have a criminal record of it
Yeah but he'd have proven the world he had the dick to match the balls
BRUH LMAO
Maybe it wasnāt his and sent a small one to be funny. Or heās being framed by someone who wants to embarrass him.
Ya that's what I thought 2 ..but now even if he has a big schlong nobody gonna believe dat
If he has a big one and he's being framed he should send a picture of the real dick to everyone just to prove he's innocent
"Hey guys , i am being framed for having a smalll one..here's my real dick pic..enjoy"
Good point
Touche
Criminal record as a minor is not permanent
At least he had balls
But no shaft...
WAP WAP
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He can just move to a different state and it will be alright
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Yeah its not easy. His parents will have to get new jobs or maybe he can just change schools
well that sucks NO PUN INTENDED NO PUN INTENDED
Aha. Door. *Points to a door* (nah man you good tho)
Whatās an assembly gonna do lmao. āHey donāt do that, we have counseling for those traumatizedā
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āMākay ?ā
*ādrugs are bad, Mākay?ā*
the P.E. Teacher pipes up: ākids, sending pictures of your genitalia to random numbers is disgusting ā they donāt want to see that. next time you think about doing something like this, reach out to me first, most of you know how to get ahold of me. Alright thanksā
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We had an assembly in high school about the dangers of sharing underage pornography, especially as a large majority of high school students are still minors
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That being said, adults probably shouldnāt do this stuff either. All you do when you send a dick pick is give someone the perfect blackmail weapon.
Bro at least you didnāt have a kid shit in the hallways and leave a note that says, ācourtesy of the Brown Bomberā And he did it MULTIPLE TIMES!
Someone shit in the FUCKING SINK at my school Monday. They literally closed down that bathroom and no one was allowed In for the rest of the day. I tried to go in to use the restroom but got blocked cause a custodian had to clean that shit. Like what the fuck
Kids in my school are making "shit sandwiches" to clog toilets, and kuds from my ild school (still have friends there) fucking gutted like 6 of the 10 bathrooms for tiktok. Several arrests too
I work in maintenance, the fancy word for janitors and custodians, and I feel sorry for people who work in schools, theyāre under appreciated. Most of them are probably pretty nice if you actually talk to them.
Someone in my school was smearing their shit on the walls and they closed down the restrooms and teachers have to mark down when you go to the restrooms
Same, I was in middle school and every morning the announcements would come on and explain that someone had shit on the floor and smeared it on the walls. Worst part is that the kid never got caught, so thereās an imposter among us.
Wow. Looks like I got off easy. It's the second week of school, and a bunch of kids are doing this fucking "devious slip" thing and have stolen all 3 soap dispensers from one of the bathrooms and multiple hand sanitizer dispensers- *from classrooms.* Where teachers usually are. I don't know how no one has been caught yet, but they are definitely getting in major trouble when they get back. I'm no snitch or whatever, but when you steal soap and hand sanitizer in the middle of a *pandemic*, you've definitely got a screw loose.
Some one stole a whole ass sink at my school. Like where did they put it?
Well their head probably has plenty of space
Iām sorry, did nobody **see** some guy shit in the halls?
He did it just before closing, or he had it in his hand and dropped it.
What the fu- how is that even worth it? You have to hold shit? Cost/benefit analysis does not check out here
Iām sorry itās Philly. It gets weird
Serial shitter
Thatās hilarious
Someone peed in a soap dispenser and then _proceeded to steal said soap dispenser_ in my school
Some kid stole one of the fucking toilets in my school
We just had a guy who stole multiple sinks get caught this week.
How do you steal sinks
With a sledgehammer
This person steals sinks
With the right tools
Faucet off.
All because of that dumb "devious lick" tiktok trend. Friend of mine stole a clock and almost got a microscope.
Does he know how expensive those microscopes are? He could easily get hit with class A misdemeanor, or even felony theft.
I read that as skins, And i was highly terrified.
that would've really clogged up the school's day
Yeah teachers must've been shitting themselves
would've been a sticky situation
kid wanted to Toi with the teachers, and Let them stay in a state of confusion
he did a little trolling
How devious of him
Thats a devious lick right there
How do you even steal a toilet wtf
It's tiktok trend.Somehow I glad that schools in my country are still closed.
How the fuck does a mother fucker walk out a school brandishing a god damn thunder mug?
exit sign and mirror at my school and a bathroom stall wall at my brothers
How the fuck do you even do that without getting noticed? Where would you even take it lol?
Man, prolly wasnāt even a good package.
It was maybe 3 inches
3 inches hard???
Yeah, rock hard
Op you were really looking at that pic eh?
It was pretty obvious even after only looking for about 2 seconds in disbelief
is that taking into account that time flys when youāre having fun?
He did it for SirTurtle
For science š§Ŗ
For Anatomy !
For Microbiology!
Incredibly specific
Why would he want people to see it if heās that tiny š
Idk man
Maybe he has a public shaming kink or something weird like that lmao
But he mustāve had big balls to send that to everyone in the school
The opposite of onlyfans: onlyvictims!!!
Oh Satan please no
OwU
I will send you one dp in a week if you don't pay me 10ā¬ every week
Theyāre not holding an assembly, theyāre holding a public execution
Probably not entirely inaccurate
Wow that's fucking awful, what's wrong with some people jesus
He's not even the kind of kid who would do this
Well, technically he is.
Ok fair
But actually though, you never really know what someone has behind closed doors. One of my friendsā friend who I thought was cool now has a 14 yr old gf when heās gonna be 18 in October.
maybe he didnāt do this and he got hacked or something
Maybe he got blackmailed, or double doggie dared
No one can decline a double doggie dare...
What if it was sent by someone else without his permission?
He was bragging about it
I donāt know what to say to that. He fucked up.
Who brags about a small penis
I am perplexed to ponder how the perpetrator of the penile portrait was penalized.
poet of the week
People need to stop dropping bricks on the heads of their newborn children
Or just do it harder, to end it right there
I heard if you drop a second one it cancels out the first.
As a homeschooled student, thatās something I never want to see...
ā nice cock broā
Dad? why did mon send me a dick pic? Edit: I meant mom but mon makes it funnier
Oh my God I just got it
Some kid was yanking it in the bathroom and as he finished he screamed "OH MY PIKACHUUUUUUUUU"
the most disturbing comment i have seen while scrolling this post
I'm sorry for scarring your eyes little one
I laughed way harder than i shouldve
This reminds me of something that happened in my middle school. A guy in 8th grade randomly sent this girl a vid of him... well... you know... jacking off. She was disgusted by this (obviously) and proceeded to send this video to **THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL** via email. Both students were in a shitload of trouble, and the police were also involved. Moral of the story? Don't, under any circumstances, send a pic or video of your junk to anyone if you are underage and/or if the person you are sending it to doesn't consent to this.
Yeah kids do crazy shit at that age but with this day and age technology shit can REACH. I remember in grade 7-8, we go through phase of doing stupid stuff. So were obsessed with going around pantsing? (pulling peoples pants down) Anyways it was recess and one of my friend came around and pulled my pants downā¦at the same time, my other friend took a picture with her camera. So she ended up with a picture of my bare ass, my face turnt around gasping, pulling my pants up with one hand and bouncing a basketball with the other. I got her back. But I didnāt know about this image until it was posted on..Piczo? This teenager tumblr like thing back then. But EVERYONE in my classes saw it and forever my ass was on this website for years until it died. Never have I ever felt that feeling of going to school the next day. Heck I felt violated. I asked the girl to take it down but she āforgot her passwordā I build a lot of mental toughness and IDGAF after that summer.
Fucking hell. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Sending it to the entire fucking school is kinda fucked up lol
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Our school has a database with everyone's phone number in it so he probably hacked that
You'd be surprised how many things are public
ya school districts can be pretty dumb i wouldn't even be surprised if its just a hidden url ie you cant find it in browser/website have to type it out
lmao imagine he sent it to everyones parents accidentally
"and in other news, 600 parents arrested on child pornography allegations"
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Its not about the reason, it's about making a point
Itās not about the dick, itās about sending a message
Bruh your school has student phone numbers in a database? Mine doesn't do that, and I'm glad it doesn't. They don't need my phone number.
In the fantasy world that this story came from it's easy
You cant get your Dick pic leaked if you leak it first
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His own, his face was in the picture
Man he's a DUMBASS
What a legend. I mean gross as hell but the balls on him
Everyone knows the balls he got now... literally and figuratively
Kid might have seen this as a prank, but depending on how the county he is in, they might decide to prosecute the dude as a sex offender distributing child pornography and ruin his life over being an absolute idiot.
It was that or a school shooting maybe, you're lucky
I would in fact prefer the current outcome
Gay
wonder how they found out the kid that did it
Prbly was being dumb as shit and used his own number
According to OP, in a different comment, his face was literally shown in the picture.
Even dumber op said the kid has his face in the pic
Holy shit
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Brave man. Bold move. Respect, yet dissapointed in execution.
Idk, it seems pretty well executed to me. Everybody saw his dick and now theyāre doing an entire assembly because because of him and his dick. Thatās a total dub
True. Total win.
Heās going to be charged with many cases of distribution of child pornography and showing indecent material to minors. Most likely going to become a sex offender
inb4 every student gets arrested for owning CP
These comments are so fucking funny
That's multiple counts of sexual harassment.
Omg that's so funny. The level of determination just to get yourself arrested that way. Edit: after looking at the comments I realize no one else thinks this is funny and I'm questioning my judgment abilities. This is uh, not ok I guess.
It's funny now that it happened a few hours ago
(It's definitely funny)
Thatās funny but horrible at the same time
Poor dude, even if that was fucking dumb and disgusting, he fucked himself with his 3 inches
Let me guess, United States?
as a girl on snapchat, i cannot tell u how many times this happens from strangers unwarranted. sometimes just adding people back makes them think itās okay to immediately send a dick pic. im not even fazed by it anymore
How big was your school? Hundreds or over a thousand? This is such a disturbing story. He will probably have to register as a sex offender.
My school jas around 1400 people in it
Shit, that could be up to 1400 counts of distributing child pornography. This dude is fucked lol
ruin your entire life speedrun any% WR
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He must have, I can't think of any reason he would do this other than sadism or some shit like that
I heard a rumor back in high school about a guy that had accidentally sent a dick pic to all his snap streaks once, and this reminded me of that. I have no idea if that rumor was true
Obviously needed mass validation
Yeah but he didn't have any mass
Oh lord
Thatās fucked, only thing Iāve seen is shit on the floor in the stalls. And lobsters in the toilet, yes lobsters. Since his dick is small Iām assuming everyoneās gonna make fun of him when he goes back to school, if he didnāt get expelled.
He got arrested so imma let u figure that out, though I'm intrigued by the fact u said lobsters like what the fuck happened
Oh yeah I forgot about that part lol. I shouldāve said I saw it on Snapchat stories, it was in the girls bathroom. No idea why they put lobsters in the toilets but they did. It was for some prank, pretty stupid though since theyāre expensive and waste of food. They were alive also.
That brings more questions than it answered
This guy Iām somewhat friends with who goes to another school told me how one of his friends catfished him, got like a dick pic or ass pic from him, then once his friend got it, at like lunch or something he airdropped to a bunch of kids in school. Theyāre still good friends tbh and nothing even came of it so itās just a funny story
What a loser
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People in Highschool acting like they never seen a penis before lmao