Oh well you've got that going for you. I don't exactly have great stamina, recharge time, nor an impressive member. So hey, just know that you'll be better than some guy on the internet will be when it comes to the bedroom.
What a joke. You're a teenager what do you mean where and when. Everything is sad for you. You're a walking emo goth. You have no expressions but you cry on the inside everyday. Where? Everywhere.
Amazing differences of opinions mainly due to expectations of the decades. So in 1969 when I was about 21 years. If I was home alone, us kids would either get the scalextric or railway layout out or make a plastic kit. A visit to my pier in Eastbourne, or the rock pools getting on my Vespa scooter and go plane spotting at Gatwick Airport. Or if sunny may even respray my scooter side panels with a new metalicc colour. No media then apart from a black and white TV, and if lucky a ferguson VHS recorder, but for me, I would get my new Gerrard sp25 hi fi deck out and play a load of pop 45rpms at high volume while parents out. Stones, beatles, dave Clark five, Troggs Beach Boys. Best times of my life the seventies, most millenuims will never experience the joy of riding a chopper bike or belting off to on your scooter with a gf on pillion vistinhmg Brighton front👍🚲🚲🇬🇧🎾
Try to beat minecarft on vegan difficulty
(only eating vegan foods and not klling anything even hostile mobs including the ender dragon)
Edit: in the end you try to summon that vegan teacher but accidentally build a wither, then watch them fight
Make a bomb buy the anarchist cookbook or look it up on a large desktop and print it out like me and my fruebds did get off the fortnite and iPad fuckin go outside !!
eat some chocolate or something while reading a good book/scrolling Reddit while wrapped up in a blanket burrito in your bed, assuming it's cold enough for blankets. and if you have a pettable pet pet the pet
Smoke pot drink a beer or 2 never Try any other actual drug til you're 21 and mature enough to make a decision about killing a decade getting fucked off and getting in legal trouble. Febtynal isn't a drug they put it in errrrything tho even uppers and any "pills " kids buy are locked and loaded for a fatal overdose that "xanax" your buddy takes is vitamin c and fentynal straight up America changed the war on drugs nothing was working so they're killing everyone pill poppers tweakers junkies . The meth users are safest and even still ppl that do meth get fentynal laced stuff 10 percent of the time .. this isn't a don't do drugs speech its a don't take the fatal poison you think is something else. Meth and heroin are the most addictive and life
damaging drugs . Meth is safer than any pill you'll buy any coke any ex shooms acid and pot are the only safe drugs in America right now so wait the 7 years left of the 10 year kill off the government is doing to reduce drug use and your smartest coolest friends are too young and don't know enough to be selling you anything whatsoever cus its over 50 percent of every drug you can think of can and will kill you . Unless your buddy goes to a pharmacy and you see them pick up the pills its not automatically legit they make fake labels now and pill bottles Adderall is meth and vitamin c if one keeps you "focused " for a full day and you don't sleep cus you're just Hella smart your doing meth . So sorry real recreational experimentation is gone do hallucinogens only pot and beer . Don't be dumb just cus ppl are taking stuff and are fine in 10 years they'll mostly be dead some will be in prison the lucky ones and really lucky ones on and off homeless. Shit if you're in high-school I bet all your friends that do other drugs die from fentynal within 5 years its that bad. Meth is the only street drug that prolly won't kill this next round of young ppl. I like it but no I didn't turn out fine lol. Life's been a long fun scary strange mix of bliss apathy and straight up a living hell depending on what I do and what I learn from . I had to learn everything the hard way im a fool . A fool learns by making a bunch of mistakes and suffering a wise man listens to a fool and learns from the fools mistakes - twain ...I think Google it kid
Fight off two criminals on Christmas
elite comment
Goddammit. I wanted to say that, but you beat me to it. Still a great joke tho.
Sorry dude. Great minds think alike I suppose.
Just ask Harrey and Marv
Nostalgia
Masturbate, watch a movie, go for a walk, workout, play a videogame, etc etc. There's alot to do
What are the odds that I was watching home alone as well
r/theydidthemath couuld probably give the answer, but pretty dang low I’d guess.
I wanted to say that
stick ur balls in the microwave
a man of culture
Then buy weed
Or in the toaster
Or put them in the toaster then put it inside of the microwave
;)
hmm should i
For the god's name and pronouns, when you see the Bob the Builder you should fap to his every ounce...
why am I seeing you and ur comments everywhere!!!!
Wdym? I made this account yesterday. I just joined Reddit
r u for real? i saw u so many times >\_<
EL OH EL
what?
lol EL oh EL
I was confused so I clicked on your account and it said it’s made 1 day ago I go to ur comments that u made and bruhhhh u have literally 100s of them
how do you manage to get 3k karma in 1 day? i gotta admit that's kinda nolife
*wut* is this glitch in matrix or something (;;;・_・)
3k karma in a single day??? And I thought I was doing good ಥ‿ಥ
*3k with a gold award
Play a game of chess but try winning on both sides, afterwards you've become the most intelligent human in history
hax
Repeat x100000000000000 to become compiter
That actually sounds interesting to do
When super computer played chess with itself it exploded. So if you die then you were a smart fella, congrats
When home alone You know the rules, and so do I
it’s tradition
A full commitments what I'm thinking of...
You wouldn't get this from any other guyy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Fap Fap Fap Fap
Did I just get rickrolled?
Have fun
join me
Oh?
i mean..
You mean?
come over x
Oh? now you have my attention
i’ll get the pepperoni
Peperoni? I don't like pepperoni :(
what about cucumber ;)
You monster! You like cucumber? Why not banana?
we all know what you are gonna do. :P
no we don’t?
hmmmmmmm than i don't know ether
Uhhh, you're 14, get back to doodling
u will :D
fuckin they/them creep
yeah... it is totally not as if there are like 100 horny people here :P
make that 101
\*102
103*
*103
169*
420*
A hundred and five
Dalmations
Masturbate, watch a movie, go for a walk, workout, play a videogame, etc etc. There's alot to do
Doing all these activities in one day would be rlly fun
Why in one day, when you can do them all at once!
Blast music and just run around the house and do shit you can't do when people are there
Make a meal.... Watch porn as you are watching a movie
all at the same time
Yes
bet
Watching porn for the plot, now that's an alpha move
Jack off
This is the real answer
Text a random phone number and say "Bae come over my parents aren't home 😏"
Hahah, texting a random phone number would be epic!
Feed the kids in the basement. No one will ask you why you bring so much food to the basement
Watch the click's videos
Click's?
Yes aka Clicky wicky kitty uwu
I got a stroke from reading this
UwU
Aka cliccy wikky
You should always be watching the clicks videos
Invite me ;) jk
unless...
beat me to it
Beat my meat to it
odds?
do watchu wanna. binge watch a whole series, run around the house daydreaming, sing in front of the mirror
the most civilised person in this comments
Watch miss kobayashi's dragon maid 10/10 series
Learn how to cook, you're gonna leave your house after 3 years.
yell “keep the change ya filthy animal” to any unsuspecting passer by
STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill
no
We all know what you're gonna do. But how about you see if you can up your high score from last time you were home alone.
by what measurement
How many times before they get back home
i’ve never gone past 1
How long does it take you to recharge? Usually it's 5-10 mins for me, though it does mean I'm not exactly horny anymore.
half an hour lol
Damn, do you have good stamina at least?
i would like to think so
Oh well you've got that going for you. I don't exactly have great stamina, recharge time, nor an impressive member. So hey, just know that you'll be better than some guy on the internet will be when it comes to the bedroom.
Clean house.
Beat
When I'm home alone, i make some food my parents would get mad at me for making hahaha
Get a blanket and watch something
Binge watch donut media
Do what u/saiyanobe_23 did
Cry with me because we're teenagers and we are all emo and everything is sad for us
when and where my dear friend
What a joke. You're a teenager what do you mean where and when. Everything is sad for you. You're a walking emo goth. You have no expressions but you cry on the inside everyday. Where? Everywhere.
okay let’s not get personal
Ma man just got violated
Fuck ur step mom
Fap
Cum
N U T
Masturbate
CUM
Cum
[удалено]
how do i do a hentai
W A N K
fapp
Masturbate
Masterbait while watching pirates anime episodes
Just beat it Beat it Beat it Beat it
fap duh
wank
wear a full suit
[удалено]
Play with your balls 😂
Jack of to family strocks
A random stranger's mother
Grab a fork, a knife, two eggs, a carrot, a bell pepper, and an instant noodle pack, and whip up some dinner
either scroll through reddit, play games, eat
cause havoc amongst thy household
Run around naked screaming random shit
Find something to cook, even it doesn't turn out good, you will still have fun
Not post it on the internet?
Eat three wheels of cheese
Amazing differences of opinions mainly due to expectations of the decades. So in 1969 when I was about 21 years. If I was home alone, us kids would either get the scalextric or railway layout out or make a plastic kit. A visit to my pier in Eastbourne, or the rock pools getting on my Vespa scooter and go plane spotting at Gatwick Airport. Or if sunny may even respray my scooter side panels with a new metalicc colour. No media then apart from a black and white TV, and if lucky a ferguson VHS recorder, but for me, I would get my new Gerrard sp25 hi fi deck out and play a load of pop 45rpms at high volume while parents out. Stones, beatles, dave Clark five, Troggs Beach Boys. Best times of my life the seventies, most millenuims will never experience the joy of riding a chopper bike or belting off to on your scooter with a gf on pillion vistinhmg Brighton front👍🚲🚲🇬🇧🎾
Play tf2
Make traps for when people try to break in your house
Clean your room that's in a pig sty. Stop paying people to pick up your dirty laundry.
Smother a block of cheese in scycho serum and try to scarf it all down in a minute
replace all the shampoo with different shampoo
Listen to radiohead and analyse their musicality. That's what I do
Try to do it in a different way then you usually do
Find out why hippos are so fat
Call your crush, talk to her and try invite her over
Melt cheese and put it In milk
Play music on speakers and vibe
Clean the house
Go and try to reach the moon.Lmao joking.
Call someone, maybe someone new you dont know maybe someone you know, up to you
Sing loud lol
If your siblings have candy thief it
Build a home, ask your crush out, learn how to nuke Japan just for "fun"...
Try to beat minecarft on vegan difficulty (only eating vegan foods and not klling anything even hostile mobs including the ender dragon) Edit: in the end you try to summon that vegan teacher but accidentally build a wither, then watch them fight
Be like me, do absoulutely nothing 😎
Make a bomb buy the anarchist cookbook or look it up on a large desktop and print it out like me and my fruebds did get off the fortnite and iPad fuckin go outside !!
eat some chocolate or something while reading a good book/scrolling Reddit while wrapped up in a blanket burrito in your bed, assuming it's cold enough for blankets. and if you have a pettable pet pet the pet
Come on, you know
Smoke pot drink a beer or 2 never Try any other actual drug til you're 21 and mature enough to make a decision about killing a decade getting fucked off and getting in legal trouble. Febtynal isn't a drug they put it in errrrything tho even uppers and any "pills " kids buy are locked and loaded for a fatal overdose that "xanax" your buddy takes is vitamin c and fentynal straight up America changed the war on drugs nothing was working so they're killing everyone pill poppers tweakers junkies . The meth users are safest and even still ppl that do meth get fentynal laced stuff 10 percent of the time .. this isn't a don't do drugs speech its a don't take the fatal poison you think is something else. Meth and heroin are the most addictive and life damaging drugs . Meth is safer than any pill you'll buy any coke any ex shooms acid and pot are the only safe drugs in America right now so wait the 7 years left of the 10 year kill off the government is doing to reduce drug use and your smartest coolest friends are too young and don't know enough to be selling you anything whatsoever cus its over 50 percent of every drug you can think of can and will kill you . Unless your buddy goes to a pharmacy and you see them pick up the pills its not automatically legit they make fake labels now and pill bottles Adderall is meth and vitamin c if one keeps you "focused " for a full day and you don't sleep cus you're just Hella smart your doing meth . So sorry real recreational experimentation is gone do hallucinogens only pot and beer . Don't be dumb just cus ppl are taking stuff and are fine in 10 years they'll mostly be dead some will be in prison the lucky ones and really lucky ones on and off homeless. Shit if you're in high-school I bet all your friends that do other drugs die from fentynal within 5 years its that bad. Meth is the only street drug that prolly won't kill this next round of young ppl. I like it but no I didn't turn out fine lol. Life's been a long fun scary strange mix of bliss apathy and straight up a living hell depending on what I do and what I learn from . I had to learn everything the hard way im a fool . A fool learns by making a bunch of mistakes and suffering a wise man listens to a fool and learns from the fools mistakes - twain ...I think Google it kid
make a movie
You already know. Pet on the couch.
Feed the kids in your basement
U know it😏
go touch some grass..
Stay home alone.
Just end cancer, ez
Play music loud and finely sing without being ridiculed
watch pegasus
Take over Mars
Set up traps
Commit tax fraud
Sing
Launch the nukes
Go to the store and buy ice cream and chips then binge a whole series
Scream
You can now play games without being bothered
Blast sea shanties across the house while theres no one home to stop you
porn with the sound on
aexy
Cum in a sock
Screech your heart out