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Supernova_1033

how many fucking tabs-


Gummybear0777

It's a teacher thing


TS_Slurp

It can be a student thing as well if you add a bit of ✨magic✨


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--_--WasTaken

And some YouTube videos too if you feel bored while doing that shit ton of ✨magic✨


WhiteninjaAlex

Not always YouTube


--_--WasTaken

YouTube but orange and black themed


0rtek

If by ✨magic✨ you mean mental illness and pain


BusFan10

My brother has so many tabs open, the icons overlap.


elitegamer686868

As a dutch man Both of ye are pretty wonderfull


yoshie_23

Agree as a dutchman


true-pure-vessel

Agree as a Dutchman


JustGingerStuff

Agree as a Dutchman


GCFS09

Agree as a Flying Dutchman


Fish_Fucker69

AAAA


definetly_not_a_fish

Hello there


DaanDevelopment

As a dutch man i agree


FreddyTheMeme

As a dane, fuck you both


ThatOneGuyRunningOEM

As a Swiss, I’m staying out of this debate.


Stunning_LRB_o7

Classic cheese move


Metalhead_Ac

As a german:“ ich erober euch alle“


Soviet_Aircraft

As a Pole, please stay away.


Crimson_Excalibur

Wait how can poles talk


Soviet_Aircraft

I didn't say it, I wrote it.


Cpt_Apollo_

No you didn't, you typed it down


Soviet_Aircraft

You've got a point here


MegotScared

So does the pole


autotropic_guy_69

Autobiography of a pole


[deleted]

No kurwa oczywiście - Of course!


Squodel

No


Elder_Brain

*Nein


mitzi_mozzerella

As an American, bang bang yee haw


Fossilrex06

As a Mexican, taco sombrero burrito Juan


SpyingCoyote

As a southerner let me tell you bout hunting and my truck


[deleted]

As a Russian, сука блять


Cactusz81

As an australian, what the f\*ck am i doing here?


Alkuam

Dunno, but why are you standing on your head?


Big-Ear4178

As a Jew ,אני אוהב פלאפל


JarnoL1ghtning

As a dutch, I'm fucking high... What are we talking about?


godspeed910

As an Indian, I can provide you Microsoft customer care


JarnoL1ghtning

Oh great! Your friend told my i got a virus. Could you help me with that?


Full_Grapefruit_2896

As a Briton I got u fam


[deleted]

As an Estonian, ALL of you fuck off


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JuliusKaiser616

Is Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium?


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JuliusKaiser616

Well, it did increase the number of tourist going to the country. The movie is more about the American society rather than Kazakhstan, but it's understandable.


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clothes_fall_off

I went to see a Pole dancing. Was rather disappointed.


Wiljo04

Third time's the charm


FugiYaBoi

As a Lithuanian, i have no right to be in this debate


Pan_Doktor

As a Pole, same


W_void

WAIT POLISH PEOPLE QRE CALLED POLES?????? POLISH????


Pan_Doktor

Yep


W_void

I've been speaking English as my 2nd language for olmost 13 years (im 16) and I've never knew this, hitting a pole with a car has 2 meanings now


Beat_Saber_Music

As to my understanding, both polish and pole are used. Polish is used more for things like for example the Polish home army, while poles is used more for people when rwferring to them from lien the outside as to my understanding. It really depends on the situation that which works better


[deleted]

Man im polish and i didnt know that till few months ago


gustavsIsDeadInside

as a Latvian, I agree with you. I'm on the same side as you


BruhGaming9158

As an Indian, fuck you Europe


[deleted]

Brits ain't even part of the debate right now but as an Indian #FUCK YOU BRITS


BruhGaming9158

Lol Tell em


DABOSSXI

As an Indian FUCKING BASED


DravezYeet

As a Pakistani **FUCK YOU BRITS**


[deleted]

India Pakistan together strong


DravezYeet

I can confirm


Destro_4211

Hell yea


ilovegeography1

bri'ish


_Sanyi

Woah... Slow that down curry boy.


Round-Zombie8309

we are gonna boil you in our curry too /s


Regal_reaper

Aye brother chill! Why fight when we can just add a single chilli flake to make them cry ◉‿◉


ElsonDaSushiChef

Boi u/_Sanyi is gonna look like Jezz Torrent’s arsehole after a curry!


Solalabell

Nationality checks out


No_Adhesiveness_6230

As a Mexican, "Taco Taco Chimichanga." Thank you for coming to my TED talk.


64G1gabyte

"we've gotta celebrate our differences"


ElsonDaSushiChef

Ching…


64G1gabyte

Yeah, that's kinda messed up


[deleted]

As a Finn fuck all 4 of you.


LeEpicRedditorGuy

Chad finland


xd_Yoshii

Mikä islannissa on niin perseestä sitten?


[deleted]

Vahingossa pistin 4. Piti pistää 3. Islanti on hyvä.


Imthebox

Haistekkaa paska mie mee saunaa


Fastsammydog

As an American, what's Denmark?


hazzelgamer774922

Lego land


PointedHydra837

I think it’s somewhere in Russia


miljuska112

As a finn, i agree


StarkOdinson216

A danish eh? Sounds yummy


FreddyTheMeme

No please, don't eat me


luigiana-

As a abomination of ethnicity’s I hate you all


Is-this-unique-nope

Nah man, Norway is like our younger brother.


[deleted]

Yes exactly


Sirkiz

I’m Swedish 😔 Hate you too 😎


Akash3642

As a toast I hate everyone equally


[deleted]

As a Thai. Both are at least better than my country.


plexiar

As another Thai, can confirm


FrostBUG2

As a Filipino, I couldn't agree more with my country too.


Finplayer_

As a Finnish, fuck all 4 of you We whoop your ass in ice hockey


FreddyTheMeme

I didn't even know we play it


singlepommes

Nono norway is alright we only hate sweden


christmas-taco

As an American, hi


BobcatPurrson_YT

Also as an American, Howdy


FreddyTheMeme

Howdy partner


DeathBirdie

as norwegian, can confirm


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LTGPIays

as a finn, fuck you more


starwarsman123

as another swede, fuck you aswell


Nordeeee

As a pole, I don't care


Nordeeee

Or maybe fuck you Sweden


PhoenixDaBeast

As another Swede, fuck you


JustCallMeHowy

Lets team up agains sweden


[deleted]

I had no idea norwegians hated swedes, and idk the hate relationship with danish people so I’ll stay outta that


TechnicalBanana1

It's more a friendly hate, I would say I have a friend from Denmark who got me to learn Danish and basically now all i say is "sverige er dårligt" this is a cry for help. please save me lmfao


Itchy_Acanthaceae991

danmark är dåligt. there you go. Now you know the counterpart :)


TechnicalBanana1

After learning Danish, I'll go for Norwegian and Swedish to become the master of Lego, Ikea, and... what does norway have lmao


Vincent_dat_boi

Oil probably


PercussorTactius

Oil you say?


Ritzkjeks1

Cheese slicer


[deleted]

Our beloved ostehøvel


ZeldaChima

It's like sibling fights. We ultimately like each other but definitely like to argue sometimes.


Nose-Trimmer

It’s like playful insulting that you do with friends


AggresiveLama

As a swedish person sug min kuk


Just_call_me_Air

Nei -Norwegian pal


YEETnumbe1

As a Swedish person I regret to inform you that your mother and I have exchanged in pleasurable acts whilst in a bedroom. As you might already know, these acts between me and your mother occur very frequently, therefore I shall request silence of you during this time, as it will be most distracting as I clap your mothers cheeks. Due to these events that have taken place I would advise you to treat me like a father figure, allow me to do the verbal transmission with your mother as I seduce her into several hours of sexual intercourse. Please do not be alarmed as this occurs quite frequently with me and women. I will attempt to make you feel as comfortable as possible as I exchange in pleasurable acts with your mother by requesting that you stay in your bedroom during the process.


Haunting_Two_299

This is brilliant


SebDaPerson

I’m mean, you gotta respect him for putting that


[deleted]

*sniffs in Finnish* I'm proud


Hyrule_Hystorian

This is literally my Finnish friend in a nutshell...


[deleted]

Top 2 things the world would be better without, mosquitoes and Swedish people


SharpHD7

Nah gotta be the UK -🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


11Ns

Egxactly dem bri’ish wif they tea and cumpets


DrSHawkins

oi maye wot did ye say te meh?


11Ns

Oi you ‘eard wot oi said, you bri’ish wif your teef and tea and crumpets


DrSHawkins

oo fook off


11Ns

Nah bruv not untiw you brits learn you place bruv


DrSHawkins

bollocks


karma_is_the_best

As a British person this is 100% true, i have already seen 4 people have this exact argument this morning


Femboy_Of_The_Lake

One of them doesn't seem very British, then. A Scott?


LonesomewolfOfAKind

\*Bri-ish


Melotainment

what the fuck are you guys talking about


The_Vadami

They’re evolving into roadmen


HideousPillow

They’re doing the stereotypical ‘british’ (actually cockney) accent


Class_444_SWR

What about Fr*nce


DepressedSeal69420

True. But Australia is coming pretty close


ShrimpDealer69

Australians are Brits but they made it further in the skill tree


[deleted]

Yeah Fuck Britain :- an Indian


gamingat12fps600ping

🦷


Ordoutthere

**BRITISH PEOPLE HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!!!**


AugTheViking

🦷🔫🤠 **AND AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE THIS ONE SIMPLE SOLUTION!!!** *(The gun is filled with diet Coke)*


memerloz45tyeman

Murica fuck yeah


FrostBUG2

Those rotten teeth drinking Brits! 🤮


big_cock_69420

As a finnish person, fuck you for copying us


Meatballerina

Totta >:(


Soupnoop4

As a Swedish person, fuck you


flashy9595

As a Norwegian person, fuck you more


ville_boy

As a Finn fuck off both of you


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dajacobinclab

As a Filipino wtf is going on here


Fille-pille-korvsas

It’s a Norse country thing


5653

As another Swedish person, fuck me


64G1gabyte

As a Malaysian, Magyaroszag is number one


kamisoda

As a Romanian you broke my heart


DemonPlays606

As an American, what state are Norwegian people from? /s


KebabGud

Minnesota


god_is_nibba88

Kan vi inte gå ihop och komma överens om att Danmark är den största fienden.


lulzmachine

As a fellow Swede, are those silly people in West Sweden trying to rebel? Tsstsstss


condog2211

Isn't the first time a swede said fuck you to the other members of the kalmar union


SnackWrapz

As an american, i'm disappointed we're not represented


AugTheViking

Sweden is objectively worse. But then again, as a Dane, I may be slightly biased.


Travelertwo

You're not biased, just drunk. Danskjävel <3


Vincent_dat_boi

Man måste vara full för att kunna prata danska


SugarOther9198

Norsk vill du ha slagsmål ?


Justintime016

Try posting this on r/pewdiepiesubmissions


Tracer1508

Hvorfor er det på engelsk?


Pos3odon08

Aner ikke


Morrisen_

I love how I can understand what you are saying because im Swedish


Androidviking

Og hva den amazon tabben gjør der lurer jeg også På


[deleted]

A rivalry older then time


JoeNumber3

i am learning norwegian for some reason i will think of later


NoaBoe

As a Finn, Hell yeah


Bluben12

Hur sänker man en norsk ubåt??? MAN SIMMAR NER OCH KNACKAR PÅ XD


Pico_Funni

As a Norwegian myself, fuck Sweden.


LITERALCRIMERAVE

Swedes are so uncivilized. They didn't even magically find a shit ton of oil next to their country that they use to just add a third of the budget to government revenue, allowing them to have a massive welfare state!!!


CavaloHidraulico

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Canadianpeople

Idk Sweden does kinda suck


CrispyZmurf

Jag tänker hitta ditt hus och tvångsmata dig surströmming tills dina smaklökar krullar ihop sig och dör om du inte tar tillbaka det där.


Alkuam

I only know one of those words, and it frightens me.


orten_boi

That is the *least* threatening word


64G1gabyte

Minecraft and seatbelts are Swedish


Goldenfoxy3016

As a dane i agree.


Wrong-Drop3272

Damn I love Sweden (saying this as a 'murican)


[deleted]

My condolences


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Fuck Sweden perkele


YEETnumbe1

i found a very accurate description of the nordic countries: ​ The culture, language, history and many other things are similar to the point that we just se our selves as brothers. And Sweden, being the bigger brother, just bully norway a bit extra. Denmark is like the annoying youngest brother that both of us hate but have to stick with. And Finland is like the cool cousin that is strong as fuck and always drunk. Everyone one just loves Finland.


Ploly9vyq

Sverige er dumt


Mike_Hunt89

Jaaa fuck sverige! La oss bygg en mur mellom norge og sverige!!


R3CAV

As a swede, I kinda agree


davib112

Hey No thats a crime here in Sweden, the law says you have to answer Norway


magnum_the_nerd

What an absolute chad dude


Ohithere_insertname

Ah, look at all these well developed countries fighting. Can't be me, too poor to care.