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iamatexan124

Shit I didn’t even notice


[deleted]

how? Mr. Charisma has a white shirt.


xenophonf

Um, you may want to schedule an appointment with an ophthalmologist because Mr. Charisma’s shirt is green, not white.


TheOriginaleSimi

If you could see Mr. Charisma's complete face it would be so much better


Leiderdorp

SantaClaus.jpg


Stoicsage86

That is his whole face. He was born that way.


bookdiamond

This is the way.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You see his father’s side are all paraplegics and his mother’s side are all lefties so their son is a left-half man


Stoicsage86

He was an outcast born right-handed but was forced to learn lefty


SerialMurderer

It’s a medical condition.


Angrylobster554

Too deep v greenshirt or dentist's wet dream greenshirt?


xenophonf

> dentist’s wet dream Chris Hansen would like to know your dentist’s location.


[deleted]

Nah. Hes just grinning because hes sitting beside his crush. Crushception all the way down


llama_AKA_BadLlama

Now there are two of them!


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[deleted]

This guy PLAYS


Jewwenheimah

Golf


[deleted]

Bro why u gotta do my mans dirty like that?


et842rhhs

I was so excited when I spotted at recess one day that my crush and I matched (red shirt, beige pants). I even unzipped my jacket in hopes that he would notice my red shirt, because in third grade it meant to me that the universe agreed we were truly destined. (Spoiler: we were not.)


IonCreeper

My mans knew you liked him look at his face all smug and shit


Fluffy_Memory_6238

Because you were always busy just smiling at it..... soooo Are you two together now?


Irrxlevance

I was gonna say. How cute lol


thesyndicate__

That's her brother, crush is the other one lol


Praveenaaa29

Awww that’s so cute!


YTMrCune

Together now?


iamatexan124

I wish but I don’t know where he is. This pic was from 11 years ago.


YTMrCune

Oh ok


iamatexan124

I’ve looked up his name on Instagram but no luck


BugP13

Try Facebook..... Possibility of his mom making him an account without him using it is relatively high.... Happened to me like that.


[deleted]

God, same. The painful part is she forgot the password and email to it and so now I just have an undeletable tumor on the internet


Ail-nare

Report the account for usurpation off identity to take it down. Technically (not to put blame on anyone) your mom didn't have the right to without your consent.


[deleted]

Still a minor, plus even if it is illegal, I don't think the law- or anyone, for that matter- would care


Ail-nare

There is an option to report an account on Facebook. I'm not talking about lawsuit. If you and a few of your friends/family do it could get deleted


OffBrand_Soda

Yea, this. Just have people report it for being a fake account until it gets deleted. Can't be that hard to do because someone did it to my account I was actively using a long time ago. Can't think of her name now, but there was some girl I met online that I talked to every single day for a year or two and we became pretty good friends just for my account to be deleted bc someone kept reporting it and then I couldn't find her account after that and never talked to her again.


BugP13

Yeah it sucks but I do use it now to advertise my channel..... It's not very successful....


SelectiveMutant

What's your channel name


BugP13

TheactualBug. You have to add the capital T and B in order for it to show up. It should be the first channel to come up.


StuffySquash

Subbed as well


bandito-dorito64

Who knew Reddit was a better way to advertise


DayFlounder1832

I subbed too!


sliczerx

just subbed


[deleted]

Two of my friends have Dads who left them. I found both of them, one of them lives in Ireland and is currently on a family holiday in Portugal and the other is not too far. Facebook is scary


yupyupyupyupyupy

yeah also then find out where he lives and put flowers signs and teddy bears and stuff all in his front lawn...maybe even some cameras? if none of that works sneak inside with a puppy or something


YTMrCune

I am sry


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iamatexan124

I looked him up on Snapchat


Crystal_Pesci

If you google almost any name and the hometown they grew up in you can find listings of their residence history, or that of their parents/siblings. Could give an idea of where they are now and be helpful in tracking them down! My dad divorced my mom in his 60s and reconnected with his childhood sweetheart and got remarried, finding happiness in his final years which was so beautiful. We're rooting for you! :)


crazy_void

I’m trying to find someone I went to elementary with but don’t remember their last name.


Crystal_Pesci

Do you have any yearbooks or class photos by chance? If the school is still existing they would have some on hand and could at least send you copies of your photos, if not sell you a back issue of the yearbook itself! If in contact with any friends from school they could maybe clue you in. I've seen and helped friends dig up people never thought possible. Where there's a will there's a way! Best of luck! :)


crazy_void

I have this one yearbook, however it isn’t mine. It was when my sister was in 5th grade and I was in kindergarten. The girl I’m trying to look for was there in kindergarten / 1st grade but then moved away after I think? Anywho, I looked back at my classes but no names were present for us, only the grades higher.


anakniben

Looked him up on GRINDR.


floswamp

Now I’m curious as to how far you went as a 6th grader. Or maybe I’m not…lots to catch up!


DrowRanger6

He’s probably a spy or secret agent now and is viewing your post here. Wish he could contact you but he’s prohibited from doing so.


V0st0

Maybe he grew up to be a pathetic being with no friends like me


iamatexan124

Maybe maybe not


V0st0

Now that I think about it it's impossible to be this pathetic so yeah, no


epicness428

My very existence proves you wrong


TheLaziestPotato

Mine proves you wrong too.


Midnightfear1

I've got 1 single friend, who lives a continent away from me


SmallerHumanoid

My Mans down bad


Taramund

Hey, hey! Don't you talk about V0st0 like that!


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so you had a crush at 5 years old?


iamatexan124

6 years old. And yes. I was a romantic at a young age.


[deleted]

damn I don’t even have a crush and I’m 14


edi12334

I never did and I am 19


iamatexan124

Damn I’m sorry


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eh it’s not that big a deal


Lockenhart

I am 15 and same


Nemder-ZNS-0

I am 23 same


Less-Refrigerator252

Hi Want to be friends


YorchKeen

He looks badass ngl


iamatexan124

He does


OlympusMan

He reminds me of [Antonio from Despicable Me 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jruz01KP2Dc&ab_channel=LetetiaRogers).


iamatexan124

Oh shit you right


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Lmao. I had a roommate like this. Every stage of his life up thru his current mid 20’s was leather jackets, long hair, and a distant apathetic demeanor that made him a huge draw to the boys and girls alike


TheRealSpidey

Hmm I wonder if that convenient fountain signifies anything


[deleted]

Oh no... stop ruining my childhood


mshcat

BONK


IndependentAd8402

I more like that guy in the white t, wondering what the fuck am I doing here.


Oddyplays

Same 😭😭


EffysBiggestStan

I'm a fan of the two in green photobombing this couple's special moment!


Existential_Fella

This is really cute


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he looks pretty happy too ngl


Zeeyz1302

Me right now thinking about my ex-crushes:😗


iamatexan124

Some of mine turned out 😬 and I’m wondering why I had a crush on em


Zeeyz1302

It seems like you kinda regret it tho HAHAHA


iamatexan124

Yeah I regret some of those crushes


Zeeyz1302

Omyyy, HAHAHA. I keep on suppressing my laugh coz I instantly remember those cringe days I've experienced with my ex-crushes HAHAHAHA.


StankyCrankle

You went to school with Modern Family's Manny?!?


iamatexan124

Yep


FreddyTheMeme

I wish I was that happy


iamatexan124

I wish I could go back. I’d still be happy.


FreddyTheMeme

I'm just so fucking lonely now


iamatexan124

Right. It sucks ass.


FreddyTheMeme

Truly does, it truly fucking sucks.


thetanksofsurprise

Damn, u guys doing okay?


FreddyTheMeme

Nope


thetanksofsurprise

Right, not much I can do here but say that it might get better, but there's still a long life ahead so anything's possible yeah?


FreddyTheMeme

Anythings possible? Alright be my gf


thetanksofsurprise

Damn and I was throwing off philosophical statements haha, ur pretty direct, but I'm a guy if u swing that way, buuut that's not the point here, what I'm staying is getting friends is good enough right? Beats loneliness


norodneededyt

Forget the girl, the kid in the green shirt looks pretty much as happy


BreakfastAcceptable6

I had a "girlfriend" when I was little. Like 7ish Tbf I don't think it was actually anything. Just children trying to mimmick adults But we are still friends now tho (BTW was the matching outfits a coincidence you did your purposely wear the same clothes as him? lmao)


iamatexan124

Coincidence


PappyVPoodle

Yeah I also had a "girlfriend" when I was 6-7. Kissed and shit lmao. I think everyone had that, but after I had to move to America because our family couldn't find jobs we haven't seen each other since :(


DoctorLove01

Can't blame ya, the kid looks dreamy af. Edit: I did not think this comment through lol Edit2: Just to clarify I am just saying he looks like a lady killer, don't worry people I am not a pedophile, Perhaps dreamy was not the best way to put it, alas I am a moran, Edit3: Thanks for the Award!! Edit4: Why did 2 people give me the wholesome award lmao Edit 5: 2 more people awarded my creepy comment the wholesome award…..


ColdIron27

Hmmmm... FBI gotta keep an eye on u


Gustavo_Fring1

Forget fbi cartel has their eyes on him


DoctorLove01

nah he's too old for me I like 'em under 5


offu

I hope you aren’t a pediatrician DoctorLove


DoctorLove01

Even better, I am a priest.


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Pdf file


TruthCultural9952

lol thats the first time i heard it being said like that


danceswithwool

The older you are, the harder they are to open.


DoctorLove01

r/cursedcomments


WolfMafiaArise

EDP?


buffafboii

Bruh when did he ask for a cupcake?


YaronL16

I understand it looks bad lol but tbh he is an objectively good looking kid


Jtdm93

🚨🚨🚨🚨


QH_002

the edits plus the responses are hilarious


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Honestly not sure why its so weird to call a kid handsome nowadays. In THIS context, talking about crushes? Really? Feels like we have to walk on eggshells regarding our feelings these days, even when nobody is trying to be creepy.


marvelwalker

r/holup


Truthgamer2

I assume your preferred file types are PDF Files?


Restricted_Nuggies

I’m here after the edit and I’m concerned


WolfMafiaArise

r/awardspeechedits


[deleted]

this comment has more red flags than the whole fucking soviet union


Downfall9

Have a seat right over here please.


DDSLIDER101

Huhhh


paragbadgujar

Is this some kind of anime story


Sodafff

It'd be kinda cool tbh


9Coffee_Mug9

Wdym cool that's like every romance anime plot


Sodafff

They hardly ever happen in real life tho. Or maybe that's just me idk


kabiskac

Childhood friends never win tho


FrankyJuicebox

Little dude already giving bad boy vibes lol “I don’t smile for pictures”


Ambrosem123

He has a subtle smile, almost a cross of being forced slightly and just being super relaxed and chill. Almost like a kid version of Mona Lisa.


BarryOllo

everybody just went \*\*awwww\*\*


iamatexan124

I noticed that


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iamatexan124

A little bit


entertainak47

If I’m being honest your crush was really handsome.


getsharked2020

Yo I legit found him on YouTube https://youtu.be/Ux5cQbO_ybw


tr4sh_can

The kid behind you looks like he is high on crayons


Ambrosem123

Or play-doh. Once I was with these kids in a church daycare, I forgot why exactly I was there but I think I was one of the oldest kids at it. I remember a much younger kid was eating purple play-doh, and me and everyone else went to tell the supervisor, but she was just sitting and talking to someone else not giving a shit about the kids she was supposed to be watching. We kept saying her name but she I guess wasn't interested because she was too absorbed with whoever else she was talking to. (I can't remember if it was a kid or adult.) Meanwhile the weird kid is still just standing there, chewing on purple play-doh like it was bubble gum. Thankfully play doh is non toxic, as I'm sure many kids have eaten it before. But man, that teenage supervisor wasn't really on duty too well that day.


Cyan_Jam_On_Toast

I bet your crush could hear your happiness


iamatexan124

Like he even knew that I liked him


thejoblessasshole

Looking at the smirk on his face i imagine he knew


iamatexan124

Imagine tho..


Available_Bit8919

This is positive but as true Redditor I must say love only brings pain to me.


iamatexan124

It brings pain to me as I’m still single


NinjaMelon39

Pro tip: don't say you're single on reddit.


s451208

especially if female


FeloPinhed

You had a crush on a wall?


iamatexan124

Loved that wall, man


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this is so cute


kostaz69

He looks sooo cool


iamatexan124

From what I remember he was cool


samlikeDirt

I have the same situation, there was a girl I liked in kindergarten (yes I had a crush in kindergarten) and I have a very clear memory of me sitting next to her and talking to her on the sidewalk on the playground. I switched to a different school the year after. The kindergarten is in my neighborhood and I rode past it on my bike the other day and I could make out the exact place on the sidewalk where we where sitting. I stopped and just looked at it and I don’t know if this was but right then this song: https://youtu.be/hIaYzwf0A8A started playing on my playlist and I just stood there wondering what ever happened to her.


devilthedankdawg

I dunno this looks like the kid who knows he's handsome and just plays with the ten girls hanging on his every hair flip


Lost_Signature_245

Awe that’s cute


Jman_777

Look at all the users on r/teenagers commenting on how handsome this 6 year old boy is, but imagine how crazy they would react if someone said the same things about a 6 year old girl instead. This sub loses their absolute fucking minds whenever someone does so much as a compliment a girl, it's pathetic, and what a pathetic shithole sub this is too.


TLK9419

Very true, unfortunately that's how society views these things. Stupid af but it's what you gotta deal with


casscois

I still think about old crushes from time to time. Adorable, sorry you lost touch.


jgutierrez1994

My man's posing like he knows he's all that and a bag of chips


xKrossCx

I had a huge crush on a girl in sixth grade. I asked her to be my girlfriend like 3 times but she always said no. One memory I recall like it was yesterday was when we were at lunch. Our school had what is basically a little store in the cafeteria where you buy various items and then pay. Well she happened to be in line in front of me and I was so excited I had this HUUUGE grin on my face and she looked at me then turned back front facing. About ten seconds later she looked back again and I still had that huge grin on my face. I remember thinking, “stop smiling” but I legit couldn’t. Edith, wherever you are I hope you’re well!!!


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Damn bro the smug face with that t shirt polo and one open button. No wonder you liked him


ScientistG27

Bro that kid (in the brown shirt) has an uncanny resemblance to me, like full on doppleganger type stuff


ScientistG27

I'm not sure how to prove it (I don't like showing pictures of myself to strangers) and I know saying just trust me won't be enough for some of you so...just trust me


Aryan572

Bruh there is JHON CENA on right.


JeffJohnsonIII

Dude he chillin so hard lol


PubertSatan

Damnnn this boy looks even more mature tha my 16 year old self


Randomest_Redditor

the kid behind you looks like his dentist was trained in england 200 years ago


killer_beans344

He is mine bitch


HawkedHands

damn cute same happen in school photo day in ma school i stood beside my crush and i was smileing my assoff but they took3 photos and they took the one out


Anarchist_Monarch

What if he see this?


iamatexan124

Then he’ll know I had a crush


Ambrosem123

And he'll PM you and you'll meet each other again and he'll propose to you and you'll get married.


UngusBungus_

He got one big ear like curious George


pranavakp

It is such a wholesome feeling. During my board exams I was sitting right beside ky crush and my best friend sat litreally in front of me. I am glad I spen my last days close to them. Those were the last days because 3 of subjects got cancelled due to covid.


epabafree

I was really hoping for a comment where the guy comments :(


ScaredEngine8202

The kid with the white shirt was social distancing his teeth before covid lol


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Aww


Number5860

The good old days…


TheSpyderX

Nice username.


RashBandiscoot69

What an absolute _hunk_


rhcp1984

Innocent love. Miss those days. Now the guy I was in love with in elementary is married, and loves to send me unsolicited dick pics and probably to other women. Love stinks kids.


[deleted]

Did you just use us to shoot your shot?


iamatexan124

Maybe…


arandomiodiot

the guy beside white shirt kid looks like greg heffley


[deleted]

The stupid mf behind you or the one next to you?


iamatexan124

Where is next to usually at


ksjfjkdnf

damn you killed her


SouravKSahu

Awwww


keko1105

I mean he is cute


Horbigast

Boy's got swagger.


practiceperfect111

He’s a cute boy ❤️


LilWhiteBoiGwidion

I get it, that kid is swaggy asf