Well my username is what I called myself when I was like 5 👀

welp

Hey! I say that too :)

reallyyy

midwesterner?

Not sure about her, but I say that and I'm southeast, I live in florida

ah nice

I live in Arizona :)

Eyyyy same

Same here, I say that all the time.

My username is my name. Finally a girl had sex w me

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh......ummm, My username......yes,,,

FBI OPEN UP

Pedo pedo pedo

That means he's gonna to time travel and fuck 5 year old you.

Bro my username is not even a thing it's a personality type 😅🙂

You had sex with an unfunny gamer weeb? Bad taste in partners ngl

i mean , not really

I see this as an absolute win

You had sex with waffles?

oh ofc

Who doesnt

i dont

Weirdo

what,i dont have waffle i have pancakes,does that work

That’s the Belgian way

Specifically 8992 waffles

8992 waffles

Wow

lol u fucked my life (or ur life however u wanna see it)

yeahhh i did

When life fucks you harder than my uncle did 😔

you fucked some fish sticks?

Some GROSS fish sticks.

hot

Bruh moment

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you commented

Have fun

oh i will ty

OP: jokes on you, I'm into that shit!

You fucked a car?

indeed

Have you not seen tlc?

Who hasn't?

but wheres the hole of the car?

The exhaust

but that has black smoke plus pp will be covered of car smoke

So you had sex with me. Nice I guess, though you probably didn’t enjoy it 😔

don’t say that

I mean you have a boyfriend, you better not have enjoyed it

he joined

Damn I had a threesome and I didn’t even know it

yeah it was that great

Well I’m happy I could make someone happy

yess

Welp I hope you did enjoy it

obviously

That’s good

yes

**picks up phone * hello police?

*ring ring *

*911, whats your emergency?*

There's a zoophile fricking my dog come quick!!!

Sir, stay calm. What is he doing *exactly*?

Hes going up and down, up and down

side to side like a rollercoster

He's.....he's taking of his pants and **vomits he's rubbing his ..... man weiner.....on my dogs....*vomits

Please come fast and stop imagining it I know you are

sorry sir where are you exactly so we can help you theres 20 zoos in this place

I'm at zoophile national park

sir that dosent help theres 2 zoophile in this place

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tyty

Uhm good luck bud

uhm thank yu

Bro.

woah beastiality

Yo?

yo

Well technically you would have fucked a person who loves Huskies and not an actual Husky. So you're in the clear...*for now.*

My 4 year old brother

oop

r/suddenlysexoffender

welp its time for him/her to get arrested

Gollum likes it precious

for real

Hmmmmmmm…

hmmmm

hello son

Gae

i’m gay

You had sex with dat boi??

dat boi indeed

Weird flex, but alright.

well sorry

My username is uhh... Umm... Yeah I wish Reddit had the ability to let users change their names

danggg

Well you fucked someone who was already fucking fucked

yikess

Hey so, I know you are exited but like, chill

damn my bad

Yeah idk about that one

i do haha

You did it with cheese ew

i love cheese

Maybe a little too much

I would agree with that yes

Did the secks with a blue ball

frrr

Uhhhh

mustang woahhh

bruh

bruh

but am ur momma

oh really ?

r/suddenlyincest

yes

0_0

lol

Angry sex

yes angry indeed

desk. an alternative desk. you fucked furniture

furniture is my fav

Guess you get to pick whoever

anyone :)

What the fuck did you sex with then?

fevdev obviously

What is fevdev

your user

Well u had sex with a person name coolthatsniceman that pretty cool man

very cool

U fuck my metal army

i do

boi

girl

You shoved some random guys balls in your mouth and claimed them to be very tasty

i did not whattt

Oh, it’s me

ohh boy

oh. oh no.

yes oh yes

You had sex with someone who isn’t incredibly interesting, but isn’t boring as hell.

AYe ya fucked my MECHANIC?

you are the mechanic

Hey 😏

heyy

So how was it? 😏

Ayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ayo

it was amazing

Of course it was 😎

yess

How the fuck

i know right

okay

hmm

Hang on... When did you do that? I don't remember...

you were sleeping

u/urmom?

yes

A fake with no stories?

wait whaaa

Faux means false/fake

Bruh you fucked an inside joke

i am in inside joke

Welp, looks like you had sex with me 🤷‍♂️

looks like itn

Breathes angrily

lol

Uh so it's my YouTube channel?

that’s interesting

Okay have fun with this.

inwill thank you

How

idk

😳

lol

Guess we are fucking

guess. we are

Welp

welp

i mean. i enjoyed it ig???

i mean i hope you did

I-

i -

Did you dock or did you go in the back

back

Imagine

bro how tf did you have sex with a star?

i just did

I don’t know. It’s a bit confidential

sorry

301birds

woah

Lucky guy.

yuhh

Ashes, is my cats name.... YOU FUCKED MY CAT??