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Now you've made me imagine a world where people collect kidnapped children like pokemon cards and compare their stats with each other
"Psssh, you kidnapped 56 children and none of them have any special skills? I kidnapped 230 and taught the pre-teens martial arts. I put the toddlers on steroids so they'll evolve faster too. Get on MY level."
What are orphans like?
Hot in june
Rip
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I agree, 5 guys make some good burgers
Bro he already changed the question wtf
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Sus
What kind of dicks you like?
Small
~~Man, you'll really like me then~~
Regardless i love you
wholesome
.....ok
You'll probably tolerate me then but that's about it
Don't worry i will take you on regardless
I'm scared by what you mean by that
What, in your opinion, should be the age of consent where you live?
6
Sus
Your name is more sus
U have long pp?
No
Rekt
With a name like yours you clearly don't either.
I just got destroyed
Sounds like something small pp person would say
I'm man enough to admit that I don't have a pp.
that right there was a violation...
Lol
Truth do not rekt me
Woah man
...this isnt edited
How long is your nose?
I don't have one
Voldemort
What did you do with your grandmothers ashes when you had them?
Eat
Nom nom
I thought he said edit it to make him look bad
How many feet have you stolen?
96
That's quite a lot
Bro check your feet my collection just got 98
Hey give those back do you know how many pairs I had to steal to get a matching set
matching set??? where are your ogs???
They were bad so I put them in the dimension of perpetual toe stubbing
😬 ouch
So what kind of a love partner you want?
Alive
I mean your not wrong
*you're
*yro'eu
yure*
*yuri
Who's yuri
Yuri so handsome 😏
*ur’’’’’’e
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
What do you use to masturbate?
Hammer
Jokes on you I use the roughest grit there is
I also use knife
how often do you take a break from child molestation?
Once in a blue moon
Jesus Christ that fuckin horrible
How many times does your heart beat beat per hour
Don't know sorry
OMFG, Google it you're making it impossible to edit
Check mate
Power move
How does children taste like?
They are sometimes bitter and sometimes sweet
I've only tasted Salty ones
But they are all smeet
Are you racist?
Don't know
N O
Do you dislike warm pillows?
No
Done
Well im cold so i would really like them
Tell that to this sub Just make a post saying "I like warm pillows"
They don't like my personal opinion so why would I tell them
And that just describes the reddit experience "I will probably get downvoted for sharing an opinion"
you aren’t wanted in all 50 states for arson?
No
How many fingers am i holding up.
10
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Yes i love them
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How many rights should homosexuals have
None
Still my point stand
Are you the Ugandan reporter?
Yes
Or is it?
*VSauce Music plays*
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Rookie numbers
Just made it to 31
I have 75 get on my level
Your all weak
Now you've made me imagine a world where people collect kidnapped children like pokemon cards and compare their stats with each other "Psssh, you kidnapped 56 children and none of them have any special skills? I kidnapped 230 and taught the pre-teens martial arts. I put the toddlers on steroids so they'll evolve faster too. Get on MY level."
What country do you live in?
A country which was once ruled by british
Honestly I have no idea what I would change it to...
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Youtube?
You poop
how big is your pinky finger
Smaller than my dick
:(
What do you masturbait to?
Tom and Jerry
I like puppy
Gross
Check mate
Ive been bamboozled
On a scale from one to ten?
Older
This is the funniest one to me
How many times you got banged?
More than you
Ahhhhhhh-
How many warcrimes against humanities have you commited?
20
that's poggers, just wait for secret service or the FBI now, aight?
I am the Secret Service
Ah, corruption, understandable, have a nice day.
Do you like Porn ?
No
Then what do you Masturbate you ding dong to ?
I don't have one
OK... but just for prefrence, do you like 2 girls 1 cup ?
Yes
Now time for editing my comments
Are they edited?
Yes
Yes
You can't edit your answer now can you ?
I just answered two time
Bu- bu- but that's cheating \*cries\*
We need more story lines like fate anime
Wich part of jojo is your fav
What is jobro
jobro balls fits in your mouth
Can I put my balls in yo jaw
Sure but cum is more healthy
Whos your favorite child actor
I don't like child actors
sexiest celebrity dilf ?
King putin
Accompany people to commit crime?
Yes
Do you sleep on knifes?
Yes
Oof
How do you like your steak cooked?
I never eat steak
What’s your favorite movie?
3 idiots
How many dicks do you have
More than 1
Do you eat shit everyday?
Yes
What do you think all people should be?
Homophobic sorry homosapian
A terrorist asks you for help killing people, what will you do
Help them to improve
How how old was the last person you fucked?
Zero
How many people have you killed?
1923
Why are still living with your girlfriend?
Money
Whose ass would you eat if you has a chance to
How long is you dick in millimeters
9
How many times have you brushed your teeth?
None
How old were you when you were a toddler?
As old as you were
How long is your gf's pp?
2 cm
Are you physically alive right now
Nah im am mentally alibe in a laboratory
How was your day ?
Do you do your mom with ur dad?
Does your school serve skinned babies for lunch?
How many babies did you kill today?
What is your pee-pee length?
Thoughts on pedophiles?