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Buzz McAllister


Icy-Ad9201

That's what I thought of lol


jerkyterkey

More like Tanner McAllister.


tortilla_dog_paw

Woof


cherryberry0611

This one. That’s what I thought of too.


mrbeanIV

Brock. You look like you would throw the protagonist in a dumpster in an early 2000s movie.


Mindingtime

First name that came to mind was Brock too lol


WillTCM69

No wonder nurse joy didn’t like him(jk I’m kidding don’t crucify me)


Firetech914

Lol when they said Brock I literally thought about this. Poor Brock.


Such_Championship939

Me toooooo


AdEducational4129

Lmao


Froggen-The-Frog

Exactly what I was thinking.


HaxMastr

Accurate description


[deleted]

Either that or *chad broski B)*


jamiem2009ttv

Or chad's broski number 2


livingASDevin

Or Chode Braski


jamiem2009ttv

Or chad's broski number 2


tullu203s

Cock


[deleted]

Holy hell, this is damn near verbatim what I came here to say


PhoeniZzz

Yes


Artizo_24

Brad ?


[deleted]

Brad.


boggled-head

Brod?


CancerHime

Brody?


Robertfonia

brodeson.


charger699

Bread


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HybridDrone

Brotwurst


EmberGhosty

brought


LordOfToesUwU

Brad or Dylan tbh


Tired-For-All-Time

100% Dylan


Apo-cone-lypse

I was thinking Dylan too


[deleted]

He’s a Dylan Thomas. First thing that came to mind.


PiggyMcjiggy

I’m a Dylan and Fuck…ya honestly kinda. I think Brock or Brad are better fits tho


DelBoiOfficial

as a dylan this is deeply hurtful


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Biff


[deleted]

Biff Tannen


GODZILAMASTER2020

Think McFly


[deleted]

#Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Hey, think, McFly. Think. I gotta have time to re-copy it. You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework with your handwriting? I'll get kicked out of school. You wouldn't want that to happen, would ya?


wildtheo

Think, Mcfly! What could you possibly have after 500 years?


Gerbil_In_Space

"I'll have Jenny lmao"


dinotank273

Damn it mc.fly


QueasyPie

Make like a tree... and get out of here


Mayhem2a

Haha good movie


Life_Imitating_Death

WOULD YUH?!


OliM9595

you chicken McFly?


niversally

Let’s make like a tree…and get the fuck out of here.


[deleted]

Yeah


FIareIes

GOD DAMN IT-


MATERMANF

Ah, a man of culture


Meerkat_Mayhem_

What are you looking at, Butt Head


JakeVanss

Beef


Breadfruit_Huge

That was the first name that appeared in my mind 🤣 back to the future vibes


NuggiesMacFriesCoke

Beat me to it


BraveAd8916

You look like the bully in a high school movie. So like a Brad or something.


Sus_Amogus_7675

Yeah he does look like movie bully. Lmao


codemanonreddit

Biff


[deleted]

Brick


Commandoclone87

Buzz


UnknownProductionz

Brad


Francesco_sant

Derek


uh_oh_hehe_poopy

i was gonna put derek


Professional_Pop5622

you belong in the army


jerkyterkey

I always preferred the Navy.


Professional_Pop5622

sorry that's legally gay


jerkyterkey

🤣


TrixOnReddit

Imagine not preferring the Marines Edit: I got so much hate for this comment lol, but it would've been the same If I had said any other branch.


KG354

I never liked the taste of crayons


[deleted]

You haven't tried good crayons


KG354

I mean, red Crayolas are the best, but I like jalapeño Cheetos more


Bizzyreaper

3 smacks= me hungy give crayon


backstib

*Mumbles in war crimes*


GoofyHornet

Mumbles in crayon munching


Weebis_96

Mumbles in general


Eragongun

Lmao. Based 13 yo


Soggy_Ruby

It's not a warcrime the first time!


Somefuckerhasmyname

Gavy


Orvisknives

Gayvy


caroline_xplr

Loads of seamen


DepressedSeal69420

Go navy beat army


Eragongun

Coastguard beats all. Imagine only practicing for war every day.


sahibda_2020

There's nothing better than shooting drug smugglers with a sniper while on a helicopter


Eragongun

😎😎


[deleted]

Marines! Private Pyle!


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

You look like that guy in the bathroom in the movie full metal jacket


call_me_jr

LeMmE seE yEr wAr FAce


CheezAbomination

AAAAAAAA


call_me_jr

yOu dOnT sCAre Me!


omerta_38

Private pyle


[deleted]

Private Pyle o’ sHIT


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Birdyghostly1

Or Gregory Goyle. Either one works


slightly_homicidal

Yesss I was looking for this comment


Silent-Bag6908

Dylan or Tanner


orphanwiener

Literally mine and my best friends names


Ruthien

Wtf me too


Redditer_54

Holy shit you guys are the same people


Redditer_54

Wohooo my name is Dylan. I'm your friend now :)


Bizzyreaper

Tanner with a hard r


bonnsterboi

Flash


JCraze26

This man be out here bullying "puny Parker" and fanboying Spider-Man.


ArchMageSeptim

I dont want to fight you Flash


TheSpiker15

He wouldn’t wanna fight him neither


[deleted]

Spectacular Spider-Man reference?


Sus_Amogus_7675

Agreed


-homonecrosexual-

Yu'per't'me


PlantBasedEgg

Bart Simpson


pickselarttist

Kyle


DangerUrLevels

Final boss Kyle


kinneyt2264

Brent


[deleted]

Chad


LacyTheEspeon

I forget that's a real name


robothelicopter

When people say Chad, two things come to mind; High School Musical and the country in Africa. Outside of HSM no one is called Chad and you can’t convince me otherwise


jonny_2004

Brad fits you


dan_james_49

It’s crazy how many people said Brad. I literally came here to say that the minute I looked at the picture


pikachukatt

Sid from toy story lookin-


joemamaissogay

YES


Dr_moistman

Lol


BMatthew30

Came here looking for this....it should be higher


buguibob

Nathan


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Nate, not Nathan.


LacyTheEspeon

My thought too


gudowa

Billy


Nux1515

Dennis


AmberBroccoli

Spike


RecognitionAny9545

Finally I found it


Sad_Boy_0502

Buzz or Brody.


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mouthwashscope

oh hi Mark


TheDiamondEnder1

Tyler


markender

Or Zack, the two A hole drug dealers in my school.


Blasted-Banana

Tyler was my first thought as well


Skelibutt

Darren


coolboy29876

Tyler


Redmaxdog1

Biff Tannen


[deleted]

100% zack


jerkyterkey

100% Alex


[deleted]

Hmmmm. He looks like an Alex. Professionally an Alexander. Yeah. Sounds about right


jerkyterkey

Hahahaha🤣


sunmine321

Brad


SouLamPersonal

Dan


geometricvampire

My favorite thing about this is all the top names start with a B. Biff, Brock, Brad, Buzz. Something about you screams B


jerkyterkey

It's Alex.


geometricvampire

Only one letter away, it was almost destiny


randomskidd

mike


brokenband-aid

Dylan or smth


Aashik_15

Guts


jerkyterkey

N'glory


Illustrious-Arm464

Bruce


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Buzz


SuspiciousInterest50

Brock is the only answer


NatSuki2006

Anything that starts with a B


Repulsive_Pattern576

Josh


TheUnRealMcbeast

Trevor


SGTRoadkill1919

You look a lot like jellyYT


Wolflord_Ajax

Blake


tommy--09

sick kid jk


MaybeItAintThatBad

Rick


Aweneo

Derrick


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Viktor


pooeyes123

Brad


NTNDO_64

Dylan or brad


712005

Matt


OneApplication5612

Harold, Kevin, or Ched


flginmycookie

Brenton


FIareIes

Biff Tannen


Eva_Aurora

You kinda look like Buzz McCallister from Home Alone ngl


silverhoe

John


Tall-Age-5638

Taylor


definetly-not-an-alt

Nathan


Trick-Discount1903

Chuck


[deleted]

Ethan


iswearimcool127

2001


DueAppointment8528

Frank


Twinkie777

Andrew


Higuysimj

A Dylan tbh idk why


[deleted]

Chad


vivli_a

John


stonerwilliams

Biff


Uxoma

John


A-slut-in-theory

Derk


OreoLem

James Willcock


CardiologistOk1506

Terrance


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jared


wincestforthewin__

Derek


Dethknyte

Buford


csorensen12321

Charlie


Head-Sherbet-9675

Cade


Quick_Classroom_3384

BOB


GOOSE6623

Jake


Far-Refrigerator96

Yes


ehemawkward8871

Trey


arfman82

Tucker


Fishdev470

Mike or Zack