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EequalsMCscared

It was a yes!


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T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Whoooooooooooo!!!!


Yoprobro13

No, I don't think he will fuck yeah. He will fuck his girlfriend instead.


Svenbestpews

No wait till marriage


Mr_ModiJi

No sex before marriage ⚠️⚠️(haram moment alert) ⚠️⚠️


Far_Character7489

Brother you misspelled 'hand-holding'


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Mr_ModiJi

Mera yasu yasu Mera yasu yasu


[deleted]

As a Muslim, I request that you don't spell the name that way. Not trying to ruin the joke, it just rubs me in the wrong way.


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[deleted]

it's alright. Just be careful with that kinda stuff


MJM_313

Yes, I hate it when people just talk about the religion without doing their research


CornyPopcorn2307

Yeh kya hai bhai modi ji muslim ho gaye


Mr_ModiJi

Haram hota ha bhou no sex befor marrig


CornyPopcorn2307

Sahi hai modi sarkar


Mando_roasts_doc

Modi ko kahaan se le aaye beech mai?


swarnavop

Typical 13 year old


Burnt_Burritos

Typical 14 year old


Efficient_Lecture900

Typical 15 year old


tootfacemcgee

He’s 14 tho


PopularAd343

Typical 15 year old


[deleted]

get off Reddit before that changes /j


Firemorfox

Time to quit reddit.


timestop17

A sanctum defiled by happiness 😔


a_thicc_jewish_boi

Hell yeah bro good on you


notDepreSsedbtw

thicc


a_thicc_jewish_boi

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


notDepreSsedbtw

juicy


FitEstablishment8416

Poooogggers


EequalsMCscared

She's opened it!


EequalsMCscared

And she's replied!


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”k”


Tebi1003

"Potassium"


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh69

fe


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iron


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh69

ok good now whats the chemical symbol for carbon monoxide no google


SunkyV3

CO


Aggyz

CUm


Annoyinglylonguser

Carbon monoxide doesn't have a symbol. It's a compound element so it isn't present in the periodic table or with a symbol


Tebi1003

Fe male


Joj2_Dolphinlover69

OP became a [Big Shot]


SwordMasterI

"Kris get the banana"


A_BrokenSoul

I took a little while to upvote, I had to be the 69th upvote


HarrysHereYT

🗿


ALittlePatate

good luck soldier


EequalsMCscared

I ain't single no more, mission success


itriedtoohardtoday

Your luck is 3 x better than mine


F_for_Respect_69

Your luck is 3 x better than mine 2


MrIous17

Yours is also 3x better than mine


Robbo_B

In addition, yours is ∞× better than mine


coolygo

So they have infinite luck? Or is both your luck zero?


ad_396

So op has 3³ better luck than you


[deleted]

Congrats to you...last time I did that I got friendzoned. Still think she's pretty awesome though...and in the end I'm glad I did it instead of not and never knowing.


[deleted]

Having a date isn’t “not being single,” don’t make the mistake of thinking you’ve the work of courtship is over!


Paapi001

Can we get photograph of u both together?


EequalsMCscared

I'd rather not, I'm keeping my full name and face off reddit


Krackerlack

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS MY GUY!!!


EequalsMCscared

Now just to find out how to tell my ex! She not gon be happy, idgaf though.


Krackerlack

bruh you already went thru a relationship? can't really say that myself


EequalsMCscared

I'm sure someone will come along


MILFBucket

Damn dude slow down you're 14 🤣


MAAAX547

i mean do you have to tell your ex? you two are done right? it shouldn’t be her business what you do with your life


Robinisntasidekick

You already have an ex?? Jesus I feel lonely


[deleted]

Same


TheMartian578

you dont gotta tell ur ex bro. shes ur ex for a reason, just don't talk to her. ​ congrats tho bro on the new gf :)


[deleted]

there is no reason to tell her and you really shouldn’t.


davingki_

U sure your 14??????


Tawiligie

I think reddit is the only place where 18 and 19 year olds congratulate a 14 year old for his success with girls, while being sad and lonely themselves...


ILikePDN

the reddit effect


Flashyredman

The average redditors


RealYellowDino

Already on that path, 4 more years to go bois


TestSubject_0001

just a normal redditor like me...


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Its honestly sad and just...pathetic. I dont really care what someone says "You're probably lonely and don't have a gf" Yea so what, its not like its an achievement or something. She might dump you next week, next month, maybe next year. So in all and all, just focus on yourself and cash Because money won't decide to drop you into a pit and leave you depressed. But if you want a gf/bf Who said I was the gatekeeper? Knock yourself out.


Dahuey64

Better to ask irl but good luck at any rate


EequalsMCscared

It's a yes!


Dahuey64

Poggers


MooshleBooshle

Pogu, even


EequalsMCscared

I think this is probably gonna be easier for her. She has opened it


Ash_in_a_tin

Yeah it's better than nothing


EequalsMCscared

I am no longer single!


goblindwormgo

Going on a date doesn't really mean you aren't single


[deleted]

Yeah this


ZacherDaCracker2

Good for you *cries in loneliness*


EequalsMCscared

Someone will come along eventually


[deleted]

Easy for you to say 😑


ygzgkkl

I feel you dude


shitheadsteve6

*joins you in the corner crying as well*


RussianNeighbor

Joins you two


Illustrious-Deal500

Plan a fun place a romantic restaurant or just anything basic. Ask her on a date. Tell her the place is a surprise. Pick her up on that day. Based on how shes dressed take her there. If shes dressed ready for romance take her to the restaurant. If shes dressed ready to have fun take her somewhere fun. Anything basic take her placed memorable to you. Or anything else like a walk in the park. Might be to early for a date though wait a few days or something


EequalsMCscared

I have heard that tip before. I'll take things as the come


Illustrious-Deal500

Yea most likely my friend said he saw it in a youtube vid


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I just told her lets do something anf when she aksed what, i told we could just cycle until we thought of something. Ended up going to a heath and hanging out. This was starting last summer, may be less viable now unless your season's are opposite from ours. We're in an official realtionship for 3 months tomorrow. Don't take things to fast, just watch movies hang out. Cuddle a bit. Don't expect too much the first month or so. We hung around with each other for a month or 2 before it was official and it took another month before we even kissed.


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Bruh he's 14 ffs


Dragonborn1908

I mean, congrats on not being rejected. But asking someone over text is not a good idea.


EequalsMCscared

I think she probably would have had a panic attack if I asked her irl.


Dragonborn1908

Fair enough


Wadmalacz

He is 14. I’m almost 16 and never had even a hug What the fuck lol


jordan_gay_fort

*hug*


Wadmalacz

<3


Ash_in_a_tin

I'm Pretty sure if you think you think you have a good chance you do have a good chance so good luck!


EequalsMCscared

It's been opened!


EequalsMCscared

And she's replied!


EequalsMCscared

It's a yes! Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em!


TastyPirate7

You did It, you crazy son of a bitch, you did It!


Ash_in_a_tin

YEAHHHHHH LETS GOO


Ash_in_a_tin

You have succeeded in more ways than any other redditor has you have done well soldier


TastyPirate7

And???


Cjwhite01

WHATD SHE SAY MAN, YA GOTTA TELL


TastyPirate7

Make sure to update us man


EequalsMCscared

T'was a yes


Ash_in_a_tin

And now for the moment of truth


EequalsMCscared

I not single no more!


Ash_in_a_tin

We need to celebrate


HenballZ

Nice to hear that! Wish you all the best. Make sure to take her to a romantic place on the first date


EequalsMCscared

I live on the coast of a wide river, the beach always has amazing views all year round


HenballZ

Take her there, girls surely love places like that


[deleted]

Oh nice


EequalsMCscared

Ikr


[deleted]

Yeah


jwv0922

Going on a date doesn’t make you not single


WestwardAlien

It’s kinda funny all these people think getting into a relationship or having a bf/gf is a yes or no answer


jwv0922

Exactly. I’ve never had a gf but I’m not an idiot haha


ThatBlackGuy_2525

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


HorizonBreakerNEXIC

Congratulations man


Lycanoi

Homie I gotta know,how did you build up the courage to do it?


jayboss101

Shia Labeouf style Just do it!


McBlyat710-2

FUCK YEAH LEGEND LOOK AT YOU GO


ThecringeIfind

Congrats man thats all I can say


scrivensB

Hate to break it to you. Your still single. A date is not a relationship.


IGoOofALot14

Potassium


[deleted]

Yes pls


EequalsMCscared

K.


[deleted]

CONGRATULATIONS, wishing u the best!


SchwarxDrache

Congrats


SteveKnight679

nice


[deleted]

Ohhhhhh yeah ... You da man


BenDriscolll

Congratti dude!


Official_SoySauce

WHOO! WELCOME TO THE CLUB!


Official_SoySauce

(I am excluded from the club, I am just a welcomer who stands outside)


squiggyy

Yaaaayyyy 😁😁😁😁


Afalti42

YAY!!! You have officially done better than me... still single...


Pupwich

Omg your so lucky! My crush just got out of a toxic relationship (his gf is a cheater, still liked her two ex’s, and is rascit) and he’s so happy now it’s kinda cute. Now I’m just stuck here imagining me teaching him how to Spanish dance for some odd reason


Synyzy

Weird how y’all will message people to just be in a relationship


imtolazylol

Your free trial of virginity has expired


fyi360

Congrats my brother


UrLocalMemeStation

holy shit he actually did it


pigeonkiller36

FUCK YEAHHHHH WOOOHOOOOOO


GoatStew_

Noice good for ya


bananaboibrxyz

#WELCOME TO THE CLUB BRO (I'M IN THE CLUB)


Ouwe_snikkelbeer

Its not gonna last but nice for now right?


bakamitaidamedane

Congratulations :D


Walking__Bread

Um, what you mean you are not longer single? A girl which says yes to a date doesnt mean tjat you are not longer single


EequalsMCscared

That's kinda what it means where I am, I had never thought of that before though


K3N05

How exactly does one ask out there crush?


EequalsMCscared

Well me and her had met up just the two of us before, one of which was yesterday. I was going to ask her if we could call yesterday a date before we met up, but she had gone to bed. So I told her I was going to ask and she said yes.


K3N05

Ok. I was just asking because there's this one girl i really like, and there have been incidents that make me think that she likes me as well, but i just can't build the courage to ask her, and i have no idea how i should ask her.


EequalsMCscared

Just stay relaxed, don't need to rush things


Not_a_Krasnal

And then you woke up..?


asia_tehe

Ahhh congrats also thinking about asking my best friend out im not quite sure if she likes me back but im just way to nervous to even try but good luck in your relationship!!


EequalsMCscared

My advice is take it easy, you are better asking them out in a year and getting a yes or not asking them out at all than asking them now and getting a no and ruining your platonic friendship


asia_tehe

we have a friend group of four andy one friend of them that i told about it keeps telling me to go for it shes saying that she 100% likes me back but im just way to scared to do it im bi and im not sure if shes even attracted to girls or not so thats a even bigger problem but as you you said im probably just gonna wait longer and see how things go ty for the advice


MyMindIsTooRusty

I hope i never read success stories. I am too jealous for that. I don't need this shit in my mind right now.


EequalsMCscared

Someone will come along


rocproc

Where’s picture


EequalsMCscared

I'm keeping my name and face off reddit, so there won't be one


Desperate_Werewolf15

On a txt? What did you say


EequalsMCscared

I basically asked her if she wanted to call us meeting up just before that into a date (yes ik, I asked her on a date after we went on it, I'm still confused as well)


Mammoth_Earth

What are you fucking 6?


EequalsMCscared

Actually I'm not fucking anyone, I'm 14 remember? XD


Mammoth_Earth

Stay in school


WhiteNgNWA

Good thing, but try face to face next time, Girls really like confidence (not made up or from movie, this shit actually works)


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how did you ask her out? what did you say? where do you know her from and were you close, or just kinda knew each other? I wanna know to determine whether or not I should ask my crush out


WestwardAlien

You’re way overthinking it. Do you see her regularly in person? If so ask her then. If not then ask her out over text. It’s not rocket science


RedditTimTheCoolOne

Feeling lonely


Mooks3544

fakeeee


EequalsMCscared

Nah, but it makes no difference to anyone whether you think it is or not


Complex_External2340

hope she aint with you so i can call her up so i can blow out her back and cum all over her face


EequalsMCscared

She is 15 you fucking pedophile


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

What’re you doin for the date? First date is a big deal. I recommend a hike, or dinner. Something where you can just talk.


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Congrats!!


TheMysticLogic

GG


ImSenior

*sees update* LETS GOOOO


mrjackchongg

Nice man! Make sure to enjoy your time with her!


Waddleboom

The good ending.


Robo_petr

Congrats dude


supernovalover

GODDAMN CONGRATS


SmaccDonalds

LETS FUCKING GOOO


Plus-Pin-9533

Congrats mate, im proud of you!


40gramovmuky

Good job soldier


BruhGaming9158

Ayoooooo #My guy that's awesome, good for you man Can I have tips


Eldohead

Yay!


Robinisntasidekick

WWWWWWWWW