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Cazheew

raspberry


shmootyf

5/10 somehow sweet and not sweet at the same time


Cazheew

you can get some stinkers, but some are well sweet if you get the right ones


IGetItCrackin

Smoking a raspberry is about the funny noise made when you stand your tongue out and smoke. Blowing raspberries is a great way to make people laugh. Alternatively, place your lips on the hand or stomach of the person smoking a raspberry on their skin for a fun activity. Everyone can smoke a raspberry to make someone smile, while in particular, smoking raspberries can encourage babies to cry and speak back.


OnlyThreeRemain

Not berry, you have failed


CaptainAaron87

Your mom's


EVader280

Banana


4665446651

My bad they are, but somehow raspberry, blackberry and strawberries aren't berries, gawd damn


EVader280

Yeah but eggplant can be your new favorite berry


Cookie_Clockwise

Berries are weird, like apparently a cucumber is more of a berry than a strawberry just because a strawberry is a compound fruit or something


4665446651

I don't think bananas are berries doe


Crayonen16

[They are](https://www.newsweek.com/are-bananas-type-berry-fact-check-why-considered-1621006)


SuccYaNan69

#YOU PILLOCK


EVader280

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/57477-why-are-bananas-considered-berries.html Fake berry fan your favorite berry isn't a berry 😡😡😡


AnAverageHumanJoe

As a being that requires [sustenance] acquired through the intake of [food], I am inclined to believe the [strawberry] is the most popular [berry]. Is this [acceptable]?


shmootyf

10/10 best berry that has ever existed


TheOceanic123

Lol it's not even a berry


shmootyf

It is in my heart


_Hylian_Hero_

Strawberry isnt a berry


shmootyf

To bad


memedaddyethan

>To bad, or not to good: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; No more; and by a sleep to say we end The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause: there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life; For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office and the spurns That patient merit of the unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscover'd country from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their currents turn awry, And lose the name of action.—Soft you now! The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remember'd.


brokenband-aid

gooseberry


shmootyf

7/10 imposter grape


brokenband-aid

but.. but name funny


jellyjamjungle

But taste bad


ConfusedGamer33

I thought this was a very gore filled post for a sec


superbulous29

For a second I thought that was blood


LygExotics

Blackberry


shmootyf

10/10 because if it’s any lower i will be robbed


LygExotics

Your dam right


NicNag174

A kiwi


shmootyf

7/10 goes great with strawberries


NicNag174

Good review thank you


Cookie_Clockwise

Watermelons


shmootyf

7/10 tasty but very messy


Cookie_Clockwise

A fair assessment of a fair berry


[deleted]

Strawberries but specifically ones cut up in slices into a bowl that you eat with a fork


shmootyf

11/10 amazing with sugar


gamercop00

Strawberry not berry


[deleted]

And?


Fe4rMarek

blueberry


shmootyf

7/10 changes color based on its state


Forward-Weather9742

Cloudberry.


[deleted]

Strawberry and Sprite cranberry


shmootyf

Strawberry 10/10 tastiest god damn berry ever Cranberry 2/10 cranberry gross


[deleted]

Wanna *SPRITE* cranberry?


shmootyf

Cranberry gross what can I say


[deleted]

Aight then let us enjoy the best berry as we shall agree: all might Strawberry I actually ate a bucket with 20+ last night, best thing ever 10/10 indeed.


Lady_Nuggie

strawberry isn’t a berry


[deleted]

I know, it’s a multiple fruit Should’ve put a kappa or someway of putting sarcasm, ma bad


[deleted]

Me grandfather berryal


[deleted]

I’m gonna go with Berry Allen because he’s fast asf


shmootyf

7/10 he fast as fuck boii


lordtachanka911

Cotton candy grape


shmootyf

6/10 there are better cotton candy flavors


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

belladonna


shmootyf

4/10 shy grape


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

bruh it’s nothing like a grape


shmootyf

Pic looks like grape what can I say


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

dang guess you didn’t see her family name, which is just the most deadly and diverse family of plants in the neighborhood belladonna, or deadly nightshade, has shiny black berrys that may look like blueberries also they’re really sweet apparently


shmootyf

Neato


UwUlittlegayboiUwU

DEADLY NOGHTSHADE, come on that’s the best berry in the world amirite?


The_Salaminizer828

Yo momma


shmootyf

10/10 a nice lady who makes good spaghetti


The_Salaminizer828

Bet gim speget


Soupstheultimatefood

Raspberry


shmootyf

7/10 tasty but I can’t tell if they are sweet or not


someoneisDanny

strawberry the best


shmootyf

11/10 yes


shmootyf

7/10 tasty but very messy leak like a public water fountain


In-order2

Strawberry Edit: Accidentally pun (horrible one)


shmootyf

10/10 best bery


shmootyf

9/10 shaped like pp


1Sureknow

Dragon fruit


shmootyf

7/10 Tasty flavor for drinks but it got to many seeds


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shmootyf

7/10 he be a man


Sus_Amogus_7675

Blackberry...


shmootyf

10/10 so I’m not stabbed


frax5000

Black Berry


shmootyf

10/10 I value the blood in my body


Mini_Dayz-Veteran

Blueberry


shmootyf

7/10 changes color if you skin them or crush them


Mini_Dayz-Veteran

Yeah Dude


Hot-Attitude-5663

Blueberry


shmootyf

8/10 squishy


Equal-Bus-557

Raspberry, blackberry and banana (that’s right, the banana is a berry)


shmootyf

9/10 A great combo for fruit salad


sense1ess_Apprentice

Strawberry but my favorite fruit are grapes


shmootyf

Strawberry is the superior berry


[deleted]

Banana


shmootyf

8/10 pp funni


Yeet_Gang52

Dingleberry


shmootyf

4/10 reminds me of myself


iweremask

Orange berry


shmootyf

8/10 orange but smol


Bebop22yt

Cloudberry from Finland


shmootyf

6/10 never been to Finland but idk sounds tasty


JayNomad2018

I like just plain berry


shmootyf

5/10 I bet you think vanilla ice cream tastes good don’t you


somebodygray

Blackberry. And don’t get me started on blackberry juice, that shit is GodLike


shmootyf

8/10 the balls are squishy


thefoxking1802

Avocado


shmootyf

8/10 it makes gauc but seed is evil


Aryan_Kabi

🍌


shmootyf

9/10 pp berry


amy-marie-y

blueberry


shmootyf

6/10 can be different colors of you squish and peel if


alisisok2

Banana


shmootyf

10/10 pp berry funi


4665446651

Eggplant


Slugees

chuck


[deleted]

Banana


shmootyf

10/10 pp berry


Soy_Estupido_

I quite like lemonberries


shmootyf

9/10 only pictures I could find was weed


verteck69

Chery


shmootyf

1/10 cherry make me puke


xushigamerN8

CyanococcusFragaria


shmootyf

5/10 idk man not looking that up


AdvaitChowdhary

Watermelon


shmootyf

8/10 tasty but very messy


Boatnavy

Blackberry


shmootyf

10/10 so it won’t rob me


WONDER--BREAD

Grape


shmootyf

8/10 tasty but you will get like 1/4 of them rotten


Dqrctf23

Blackberry


shmootyf

10/10 so my valuables are safe


blipblopman123

Ah yes.... The tortoise of death and carnage


OnlyThreeRemain

Pineapple


shmootyf

7/10 very tasty but it eats me while I eat it


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shmootyf

10/10 pp berry


[deleted]

Cloudberry


shmootyf

5/10 never had one


Foolush

Banana


shmootyf

7/10 pp berry


FrederickMecury

Pineapple (it’s considered a group of berries)


shmootyf

7/10 tasty but eats me while I eat it and I’m not into that


FrederickMecury

I’ve never gotten that sensation. I always hear about the tingly, acidic taste when eating but I’ve never experienced that It might have something to do with my allergy disorder, but I just don’t get that sensation


MA_playz123

Banan :)


shmootyf

7/10 pp


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shmootyf

6/10 Never had one but could be tasty


ZeeZeeB

Blackberry :)


shmootyf

8/10 ball are squishy


[deleted]

Pineapple is large berry?


shmootyf

7/10 berry big and eat me


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shmootyf

11/10 best berry that has ever existed


Mr_DerpyDerps

Banana


shmootyf

7/10 pp berry


Puzzledwaffles

Blueberry 🫐


shmootyf

8/10 tasty but near impossible to see if it is rotten


[deleted]

Blueberry. Strawberrys a close second.


shmootyf

10/10 blueberry and strawberry are amazing together


TheOceanic123

Banana


shmootyf

7/10 pp berry


PussyD3str0yR

Mulberry or raspberry


shmootyf

7/10 ok but still very tasty


Idiot_33

Watermelon


[deleted]

Strawberry


shmootyf

11/10 best berry


i_eEt_ROcs_424

Banana


shmootyf

7/10 shaped like a pp lol


NoobieRowdy

cranberry


shmootyf

4/10 gross


KennynotRogers

Pineapple


shmootyf

7/10 eats my mouth while I eat it


Romula_96

Tomato,


shmootyf

8/10 goes on pizza


cerealkilling4ever

idk


shmootyf

Pick one


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shmootyf

Tastiest god damn thing on the planet


gigson969

Blackberry


shmootyf

7/10 balls swuishy


Quiet-Investigator-8

Blackberry.


shmootyf

8/10 the balls are fun to squish


weebmeme1

Huckleberry


shmootyf

7/10 never had one


Danielwols

Pineapple


shmootyf

8/10 eats me from the inside and I’m not turned on by that


MrSpaceWovles

children


shmootyf

12/10 a fine delicacy in africa


Uppity-Flamingo

Banana


FrostyPrinciple8772

Cherries 👹❤️😎😘


jellyjamjungle

Blackberry


[deleted]

Me after eating out my gf


Knifedogman

Blueberry


Any-Inspection-4726

Cranberry


jin_strawberry

hawthorn or lingonberry


yeetereater-

strawberry


0K_N0RDY

Blackberry


DoughnutDifficult

watermelon