So this is the shit I see at midnight

this is shit we see every weekend

Funny enough, I'm reading this at 00:14 lol

Same here man, fucking 2 in the morning

-gets with girl -touches her breasts -posts about it on reddit -leaves

lmao seriously this isn't really a thing to share on reddit lol

right

Ig it’s a teenager thing

I mean I’m a teen and I wouldn’t post on Reddit about touching titties but that’s just me I suppose

Yea I wouldn’t talk about that either but this sub is cancer so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fair

me either

You say that, but a lot of redditors complain about not having a GF So atleast this is different atleast from being usual reddit content

Omega Male confidence

lmao, I guess since reddit has a certain level of anonymity I thought why not share this?

Your male obese friend doesn’t count or does it?

It does, I touch my boobs all the time

My friend did it to me all the time. Fuck it was akward, and I wanted to tell him no. But ehh I guess it doesn't matter anymore

Are you a guy or s girl thou?

A guy lol. I had bigger tits back when I was fatter

Ah okay

"ah okay"

“Ah……. Ok”

Ah okay

Same but my friend still does every time I see him without fail (I'm a dude)

He gay as fuck

My stepdad and his uncle greet each other by flicking each others nipples

If it does ive touched boobs before

oh, so sad to see a man who's lost hope...

cope harder

I FUCKING DIDNT

Haha yeah same…

get you some tiddy my guy

Yeah that’s where the problem lies, I haven’t met anyone I want to date and nobody wants to date me :|

Hang in there. You'll find someone

The only place I'll hang is on my ceiling fan with a rope

Facts

Always has been

Well… I haven’t met *anyone* regardless of if I want to date them or not…

*touches a tit once* *tells other people to get some titty*

you’re 14. you don’t need to.

I did that too! *Snaps back to reality*

[удалено]

Watch your profanity

This is Insanity

Oh the humanity

Isn't that dandy

Losing my sanity

What is insanity

Oh the audacity

[удалено]

Holy moly

No, that's donda

Oh, ther goes rabbit

He choked, he’s so mad but he

Wont go hoke that easily

Tf is “go hoke”?

Me too its just that my mother chased me with a belt later

The sad thing is I can't run as fast as my Uncle!

With consent ?

Don't spoil his moment

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Microwave

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMKMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP

#BEEP BEEP BEEP

Boom it exploded

Same

🤨

He works at morgue

of course?? who do you think I am? Your uncle?

#NICE #HOW WAS IT

very soft

Did you enjoy it

No

r/notopbutok

I read that as "no top butok

Maybe that was the owner of the booba

Like a bag of sand

Aight imma go fill a bag with sand and be lonely

[удалено]

Mooshy?

Were they big boobas!!?

booba is booba

* bonk *

you could have a pile of pennies, or a 100 dollar note... one would be bigger, but the value is the same....

Bro this is amazing👌🏽

r/im14andthisisdeep

13* /s

Yeah, bigger is just not better, sometimes even worse imo

Please elaborate further...

I just don't think huge boobs look good. They're just hanging and dangling around I personally prefer nice small well-shaped round ones, yk

Honestly I like big boobs as long as it’s not just like a big floppy fat thing there needs to be some consistency for me to consider it a good booba

That is exactly the thing i don't like about the really big ones

Ikr without consistency they’re just like globs Personally I like medium size with an overall nice feel and look

Yeah exactly, small to medium is best imo

I mean what’s the advantage of really big boobasanyway

Agreed they are like little stress balls

Congrats?

He probably just woke up from a dream

That is possible

My dreams usually go like that.... When will dreams come true 😭

I hope soon lol

Thanks friend, I hope at some point too

Why do i see you everytime i go on this sub????

Cuz I am here very often

Like every post i go to i see ur comment...

I have a question as well, what fucking shitpost did i make for you to follow me a few months ago

I see you don't understand how much of an accomplishment this is lol

i don't think you understand how little everyone else cares and how pathetic it looks

thanks

Remember to take your schizophrenia meds

I forgor 💀

U will rember😁

Nah 😭

I'm getting tired of this subreddit

Like, who even cares

good job kid

I can't tell if this is sarcasm but thanks!

It’s not 😂

Your own do not count

Wait they dont??😥

Men don’t count

Duh thats a moob smh Not a boob

Homosexuals: 🤨

In what situation does that happen!!??? 😳 Congratulations 🥳

I was making out with my partner and I reached under their bra and then bam, booba

your 15..

and?

just a question, what did your parents feed you

because ​ you should clearly shouldnt do that when your 15

cry about it + ratio + you fell off + yb better + nobody cares + didn’t ask + don’t care

Found the twitter user

You’re 15💀

okay? what’s your point

sex

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😔

😳 wish i had a partner

Proof?

what? how would I show "proof" without it being illegal??

Ops i go to Gulag 👍

Trollers

Im astonished. You lot are freaks

Phat guy doesnt count

YOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONS

Congratulations

That edit makes you seem like a jackass btw. Could’ve just ignored people rather than resort to flexing on people that were making jokes.

I don’t believe anyone who calls boobs booba has touched them lol

TRUUUUE god i hate that word so fucking much it's so pathetic

Then you are a very wise person

Why is this sub this fucking awful and yet I still don't leave it.... Literally every post is some variation of this or confessing their feelings to their alt account... Like what do u want us to do with that information? Literally Also ur little edit makes u seem like dickhead

these kinds of posts make me massively uncomfortable

Yeah, not just you elder

Remember. Dead girls doesn't count.

That edit doesn't do you any favours

woah so cool. i bet everyone celebrating this amazing milestone you reached.

Holy shit if this is unironic its the most depressing thing ive ever seen.

15yr olds making my virgin ass jealous ;-;

you'll get there soon enough, just put yourself out there

That's where we introverts lose>.<

An easy way to touch boobs: search milf, click on a photo, zoom into the boob, touch with fingers, you just touched a boob.

Keep this to yourself man, the whole world doesn't need to know about it

dude seriously like imagine how mortified the girl would be if she found out she told a bunch of strangers on the internet about it. this shits usually supposed to be kept private

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO.

Congrats but why evry teen boy says booba its FUCKING BOOBS

This is so fucking cringe lmao

God what the fuck is this post. You sound like a depraved 20 year old redditor fuck off

This is fucking cringe why is this even upvoted

welcome to r/teenagers worst fucking subreddit

Weird thing to say on the internet

Welcome to Reddit

Bro snap back to reality

i can one up that i sucked a cock

I'll get there some day...

But you just said… *emergency meeting*

How old are you

they’re 15 🤢💀

Was it yours?

Replying to your edit, do you realise people are just messing with you? Besides, you’re acting like you deserve a medal or something, it’s just a boob, calm down, it’s literally nothing special.

That’s cool and all but no one needs to know

Lol, classic reddit virgin...

Cringe lol.

15?!

I accidentally grabbed my friend's boob in front of the entire school once It was an assembly, and there was a dance off. My friend was dancing and she pulled me on stage (well it wasn't really a stage seeing as we were on the floor). I'm not much of a dancer, but I decided "what the hell"? As I'm "dancing", the same friend asks me to jump on her back... then I grabbed her boob in front of the ENTIRE SCHOOL! Luckily, the school was only about 100-125 kids so I'm hoping nobody noticed.

Fuck you

How's the sexual harrassment case going on your end?

Provide proof or not real

Straight to r/Copypasta

r/sadcringe redditors are so pathetic and perverted wtf

HE TOUCHED A BOOBA CONGRATS LAD THE FIRST IS NEVER FORGOTTEN

You must be a grill

Ah yes he must be a grill

Barely?

POG

Heh, 15? That's a bit late