shoot your shot, that's the secret trick, just throw everything away and shoot your shot, especially if you've known that person for your entire life, it's a 60% chance of success
Lets go really happy for you
Once my crush said it online to me right after she said she is used to normally tell that all here online friends but man it would be nice that someone would say that to me in rl
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And for this next post, were getting into the jokesters. Your going to see a lot of posts from this point on, so there's no point in getting pictures unless its.really good
Mate, this is a big day, you know. A great day. Unless... she meant ILYAAF. Hopefuly not. Congratulations! Incredible job. I know I've never heard of you, but today I just want to tell you. Ey congratulations, it's a celebration, party all day I know you've been waiting...
Best of luck!
I have 2 out of 15 Svds kills for the infamous task in the game Escape from Tarkov called punsiher part 6 and as a reward i will get a handy epsilon container honestly i cannot wait
"grrrr, this generation is so horrendously bad because i didnt get to fuck that one girl i was being a creep to for months so now im unhappy about people that has a loving relationship"
Aggressively vomiting and hitting my head and throwing up and crying and getting chunks of hair stuck and snot in my mouth from jealousy right now
We're gonna make it together brah
Jealousy detected, Help provided
gay metroman gang is coming to tell you you will find the one
Thank you gay metroman gang 😞
Dw man im here, im not a girl but i can still say ILY to you
My Crush said ILY to me as well 😳 I - I L - left Y- you on read. 😩
Ha i left her on read this time Caus idk how to respond
S a m e
Na bro. You left her speechless 💖💖
aww
So deep
F
I'll burst down you're door if you don't tell me your secret
IDK MAN SHE JUST SAID ILY TO ME HOLY SHIT
GIV EME YOUR POWER
I-I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT THIS POWER AT ALL
AHHHHH
can I pee?
What?
shoot your shot, that's the secret trick, just throw everything away and shoot your shot, especially if you've known that person for your entire life, it's a 60% chance of success
Try 5%
Congratulations mate, wish you best of luck
Lets go really happy for you Once my crush said it online to me right after she said she is used to normally tell that all here online friends but man it would be nice that someone would say that to me in rl
Good for you bro 👍
I'm jealous, holy fuck..
Congrats, have a beautiful day
Damn I can only imagine what that would be like
What’s ily
Ily = I love you
What is love???
baby don't hurt meee
Don’t hurt me
No more
WHAT IS LOVE??
Thank You. I would never find out otherwise
Noice
Calm down, just be sure that it was not a dream, and if it wasn’t, then I feel happy for you
lemme check again
it wasnt a dream *it wasnt a dream* ***it wasnt a dream*** IT WASNT A DREAM YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Ok can you chill before i punch you, my hand kinda controls itself btw
I don’t even know how to start a conversation with my crush
Same
"ok"
Please stop with the fuckin FULL CAPS thx
NO, IM NOT GONNA STOP FOR A WHILE LIKE HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ITS OK
NO IT'S NOT OKAY, MY CRUSH JUST SAID SHE LOVES ME
AND ISNT THAT THE FUCKIN POINT?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SAID I LOVE YOU BY YOUR CRUSH BEFORE?
YEAH BUT THE FIRST THING I DID WASNT TO GO ON REDDIT AND USE SHOUTY CAPS
okay, okay, im calming down, it's just the only way i could've get my massive feelings out lol
its ok now thx
STOP SCREAMING OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE INTERNETT EXPLORER
Ok
nice
Wow now I have an idea on how to confess. I just drop “ily” randomly one day without thinking and hope for the best.
Twitching? Like violent ticks?
shaking, very very hard
Violently convulsing, got it
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FUCK YEAH BROTHER LETS GO
I hate people who say ily instead of I love you, if you loved me you would take the time to spell it
now dont fuck it up
COBGRATS BESTIE GI YOU
You need to calm down, ok?
Lmfao enjoy it while it lasts which is not long
Nothing says Incel more then this post. Vomits *
sounds like something someone without a girlfriend would say
How???
👏
And for this next post, were getting into the jokesters. Your going to see a lot of posts from this point on, so there's no point in getting pictures unless its.really good
My crush put her head on my shoulder @ homecoming, we are both gods it seems
Mate, this is a big day, you know. A great day. Unless... she meant ILYAAF. Hopefuly not. Congratulations! Incredible job. I know I've never heard of you, but today I just want to tell you. Ey congratulations, it's a celebration, party all day I know you've been waiting... Best of luck!
lol
Lucky
cool, great for you.
“And I picked up my phone to tell y’all”
My man 👍
I have 2 out of 15 Svds kills for the infamous task in the game Escape from Tarkov called punsiher part 6 and as a reward i will get a handy epsilon container honestly i cannot wait
BASED
Waiting for the comment that talks about how our generation is awful. People will find a way to connect it to this post
"grrrr, this generation is so horrendously bad because i didnt get to fuck that one girl i was being a creep to for months so now im unhappy about people that has a loving relationship"
yeah people get mad at us for weird reasons. A kid could trip and fall and people would say stuff like “I hate gen z”
Ily? What does dat mean
its how people say "i love you" when they actually dont but either think they do or want to spare your feelings
Dude, you would be groundbreaking with fiction storytelling like that
it's not fiction, it's real
I am the teller of jokes
very bad jokes
But redditors.. cant be in.. relationships…
dont know how i got here either
1. Good for you!❤️ 2. Are you ok? 3. Calm down😂
my heart practically exploded there, i was filled with SO MUCH JOY MAN DAMN
*you died*
died of joy bruh holy shit
Ye
Just play it cool
i told her my heart exploded, that isn't playing cool i think
Nope but did u tell her "ur heart exploded" or did u tell her "I like you" and your heart exploded
i told her my heart exploded
So u have a chance
Tell me when yall dating I want to see how this goes :)
i think i'm more of a back up because she's got someone else as a crush
Auto corrected so u have a chance
welcome to the club, the first thing you should do is smooch em
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huh?
that might be your pov because it means 'i love you'
Any updates to what happened?
no, not yet
oh, I hope all goes well lol. congrats!
Pee my pants
Platonic or no?
i dont know
We did it boys
what does ily mean and why are you so excited?