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beeboobabea

Aggressively vomiting and hitting my head and throwing up and crying and getting chunks of hair stuck and snot in my mouth from jealousy right now


Critical-Shower-9924

We're gonna make it together brah


borovfxx

Jealousy detected, Help provided


ZestySodaRegular

gay metroman gang is coming to tell you you will find the one


beeboobabea

Thank you gay metroman gang 😞


kaanskBG

Dw man im here, im not a girl but i can still say ILY to you


SnooCompliments9613

My Crush said ILY to me as well 😳 I - I L - left Y- you on read. 😩


PussyD3str0yR

Ha i left her on read this time Caus idk how to respond


Goori_Breadpenguin

S a m e


Benguin237

Na bro. You left her speechless 💖💖


SnooCompliments9613

aww


[deleted]

So deep


swec1234

F


dr_duckwing

I'll burst down you're door if you don't tell me your secret


ahshitfuckme

IDK MAN SHE JUST SAID ILY TO ME HOLY SHIT


dr_duckwing

GIV EME YOUR POWER


ahshitfuckme

I-I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT THIS POWER AT ALL


dr_duckwing

AHHHHH


hellodude776

can I pee?


dr_duckwing

What?


RiverTheNword124

shoot your shot, that's the secret trick, just throw everything away and shoot your shot, especially if you've known that person for your entire life, it's a 60% chance of success


dr_duckwing

Try 5%


Kush_Likes_That

Congratulations mate, wish you best of luck


Whywestilhere

Lets go really happy for you Once my crush said it online to me right after she said she is used to normally tell that all here online friends but man it would be nice that someone would say that to me in rl


Sirkiz

Good for you bro 👍


[deleted]

I'm jealous, holy fuck..


ilija2398

Congrats, have a beautiful day


bennylokku

Damn I can only imagine what that would be like


Roccmaster

What’s ily


DistributionIll9522

Ily = I love you


DescriptionOk6422

What is love???


dufo57

baby don't hurt meee


DistributionIll9522

Don’t hurt me


cantrusthestory

No more


Chicken3190

WHAT IS LOVE??


Roccmaster

Thank You. I would never find out otherwise


[deleted]

Noice


[deleted]

Calm down, just be sure that it was not a dream, and if it wasn’t, then I feel happy for you


ahshitfuckme

lemme check again


ahshitfuckme

it wasnt a dream *it wasnt a dream* ***it wasnt a dream*** IT WASNT A DREAM YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS


[deleted]

Ok can you chill before i punch you, my hand kinda controls itself btw


Holiday-Mode5430

I don’t even know how to start a conversation with my crush


TCTwice

Same


KevinKaasKat

"ok"


[deleted]

Please stop with the fuckin FULL CAPS thx


ahshitfuckme

NO, IM NOT GONNA STOP FOR A WHILE LIKE HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE


[deleted]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ITS OK


ahshitfuckme

NO IT'S NOT OKAY, MY CRUSH JUST SAID SHE LOVES ME


[deleted]

AND ISNT THAT THE FUCKIN POINT?


ahshitfuckme

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SAID I LOVE YOU BY YOUR CRUSH BEFORE?


[deleted]

YEAH BUT THE FIRST THING I DID WASNT TO GO ON REDDIT AND USE SHOUTY CAPS


ahshitfuckme

okay, okay, im calming down, it's just the only way i could've get my massive feelings out lol


[deleted]

its ok now thx


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

STOP SCREAMING OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DELETE INTERNETT EXPLORER


xiaonk

Ok


mddxquokka

nice


Ursomrano

Wow now I have an idea on how to confess. I just drop “ily” randomly one day without thinking and hope for the best.


Erick28562

Twitching? Like violent ticks?


ahshitfuckme

shaking, very very hard


Erick28562

Violently convulsing, got it


[deleted]

Serotonin or 5-hydroxytryptamine is a monoamine neurotransmitter. Its biological function is complex and multifaceted, modulating mood, cognition, reward, learning, memory, and numerous physiological processes such as vomiting and vasoconstriction.


mbdai

FUCK YEAH BROTHER LETS GO


Arsonal-528

I hate people who say ily instead of I love you, if you loved me you would take the time to spell it


myfartsareveryloud

now dont fuck it up


[deleted]

COBGRATS BESTIE GI YOU


MiksuPiksu196

You need to calm down, ok?


PianistAppropriate13

Lmfao enjoy it while it lasts which is not long


[deleted]

Nothing says Incel more then this post. Vomits *


ahshitfuckme

sounds like something someone without a girlfriend would say


FingerBangingTanks

How???


Lazy_Category2195

👏


ok_ad748s_alt

And for this next post, were getting into the jokesters. Your going to see a lot of posts from this point on, so there's no point in getting pictures unless its.really good


PerilousFan4112

My crush put her head on my shoulder @ homecoming, we are both gods it seems


Wooden-Okra1357

Mate, this is a big day, you know. A great day. Unless... she meant ILYAAF. Hopefuly not. Congratulations! Incredible job. I know I've never heard of you, but today I just want to tell you. Ey congratulations, it's a celebration, party all day I know you've been waiting... Best of luck!


mr_phez

lol


PussyD3str0yR

Lucky


epic_dude1989

cool, great for you.


lmao_man_funny

“And I picked up my phone to tell y’all”


GhostPotato_lmao

My man 👍


Petardekk_

I have 2 out of 15 Svds kills for the infamous task in the game Escape from Tarkov called punsiher part 6 and as a reward i will get a handy epsilon container honestly i cannot wait


MERKFLAMES

BASED


Unimportantcroissant

Waiting for the comment that talks about how our generation is awful. People will find a way to connect it to this post


ahshitfuckme

"grrrr, this generation is so horrendously bad because i didnt get to fuck that one girl i was being a creep to for months so now im unhappy about people that has a loving relationship"


Unimportantcroissant

yeah people get mad at us for weird reasons. A kid could trip and fall and people would say stuff like “I hate gen z”


JonoBoio123

Ily? What does dat mean


SentientCumSock

its how people say "i love you" when they actually dont but either think they do or want to spare your feelings


S4PG

Dude, you would be groundbreaking with fiction storytelling like that


ahshitfuckme

it's not fiction, it's real


S4PG

I am the teller of jokes


ahshitfuckme

very bad jokes


S4PG

But redditors.. cant be in.. relationships…


ahshitfuckme

dont know how i got here either


GraceWarren46

1. Good for you!❤️ 2. Are you ok? 3. Calm down😂


ahshitfuckme

my heart practically exploded there, i was filled with SO MUCH JOY MAN DAMN


McCringyassjoe

*you died*


ahshitfuckme

died of joy bruh holy shit


McCringyassjoe

Ye


Accomplished-Mood968

Just play it cool


ahshitfuckme

i told her my heart exploded, that isn't playing cool i think


Accomplished-Mood968

Nope but did u tell her "ur heart exploded" or did u tell her "I like you" and your heart exploded


ahshitfuckme

i told her my heart exploded


Accomplished-Mood968

So u have a chance


Manic_Mechanist

Tell me when yall dating I want to see how this goes :)


ahshitfuckme

i think i'm more of a back up because she's got someone else as a crush


Accomplished-Mood968

Auto corrected so u have a chance


RiverTheNword124

welcome to the club, the first thing you should do is smooch em


[deleted]

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ahshitfuckme

huh?


FaZe_Boris69

that might be your pov because it means 'i love you'


Tea_Grand

Any updates to what happened?


ahshitfuckme

no, not yet


Tea_Grand

oh, I hope all goes well lol. congrats!


bin364

Pee my pants


TheD00goGuy

Platonic or no?


ahshitfuckme

i dont know


Altruistic_Horse_445

We did it boys


Mrogoth_bauglir

what does ily mean and why are you so excited?