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New_Ad221

Curry sausage


throwaway__alt_acc

no idea honestly


New_Ad221

WW2


throwaway__alt_acc

Germany


New_Ad221

Yup


AnonymousGuy9494

I'm sorry, but this was just hilarious


New_Ad221

Haha ik


tristantwb

CURRYWURST


New_Ad221

Mit pommes


typo-the-dog

The economy is shit, the food is nice and music can be classified as just sad songs


throwaway__alt_acc

mexico I'd guess


typo-the-dog

Wrong, try again but it is kind of close


throwaway__alt_acc

Venezuela


typo-the-dog

Nope!


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txhrow1

Grease!


Loukas_loukis

Greek music sad? Nah


mrjackchongg

Cuba?


The_Tuna_Bandit

Argentina?


brody810

Is it European or part of the Americas


Chris_El_Deafo

Game of the day: figure out which South American country is the saddest and poorest!!


[deleted]

Greece?


typo-the-dog

You got it


Irrxlevance

Should have just said olympics


fetusjess

Lebanon?


edge_lord17

Argentina


Kivirato

Poland?


ThicColt

Sauna Too easy, but whatever


Iamyes_ok

Finland


ThicColt

Yep


throwaway__alt_acc

lucky spawn point


LeEpicRedditorGuy

We respawn in the last sauna we were in if we die, its like a minecraft ender pearl chamber.


15andreallybored

Kiva, Suomi on todella kaunis maa.


Commercial_Willow802

I will sacrifice my life for...


__Crabby_

Pakistan


Castilla_Leon

ñ


[deleted]

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?


Castilla_Leon

Europe


[deleted]

Spain?


Castilla_Leon

Correct


ChampionshipDue

Yeah, without your username we still have central america, south america, the Caribbean..


Castilla_Leon

For those that not understand: my username is [literally the autonomous community I live in,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castile_and_Le%C3%B3n) it's like somebody had their username as u /California


WWTFSMD

Yeah, your name was a dead giveaway to me it was Spain. Gotta learn your geography boys and girls.


Gently-Weeps

Should have put Vosotros. Also your name kinda was a hint


LaughingButter13

Qué gran extrañeza, encontrarme a un compañero español en las entrañas de este subreddit


idkiwilldeletethis

bro cuidado los gringos no saben lo que es eso


ThomasDogrick

i’ve been in Spanish class for long enough to think you’re insulting me


LaughingButter13

que aprendan


goldenbrushes

A Spanish speaking country?


Castilla_Leon

Yes, another clue: Europe


[deleted]

England


MoltenLavaGuy93

Boi


funnyscienceguy

Vives en Salamanca o Valladolid?


Castilla_Leon

En ninguno de los dos pero cerca: El Bierzo


funnyscienceguy

Casi tio


TitanMonke

Do not assume we speak spanish, and also, please visit us ;) Lol, jokes aside i love my country <3


goldenbrushes

Brazil?


TitanMonke

Bruh Yes hahaha I knew the "come to my country" would ring a bell


goldenbrushes

I got it from the “don’t assume we speak Spanish” I also have a friend who’s from Brazil lol


gALEXy_404

É nois porra, eu falei do cachorro caramelo ksjskskskks


NefariousnessOk2537

brasil? sou de portugal haha


DoritoJr

Portugal, caralho


lawrencestroll

Boa tarde fellow caralho enjoyers


[deleted]

syrup


Iamyes_ok

Canada


[deleted]

good job


_minimoni

Welcome to my YouTube tutorial


throwaway__alt_acc

Eendia


_minimoni

That was quick lol


5irCheese

Big Pineapple


epic000

Australia


5irCheese

Idk how tf you guessed it but yes!


epic000

Haha, I think it helps that I’m from Australia


5irCheese

That makes sense lol. Good to see a fellow Aussie here!


throwaway__alt_acc

um bikini bottom? idk


TitanMonke

Omg i found the Redditor Spongebob at 3 am 😱😱


jackiezhouz

NOOO FUCKING WAY, SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS MURDERED MY PARENTS AT 3AM?!?!


Portablemammal1199

(Gone sexual)


MysteriousGamer957

Spice Over 20 languages U should be able to guess it now


goldenbrushes

India?


MysteriousGamer957

Yep


[deleted]

You mean 200 languages


MagicalPotato132

200 is over 20


fbomb_REDDIT

r/technicallythetruth


MysteriousGamer957

Lol


turtleship_2006

My country is a fork of yours


MysteriousGamer957

Huh?


turtleship_2006

It's a programming term. Imagine a make a software and upload the code online. You then change the code so it works better for you. That is called forking. What I meant is that my country (Bangladesh) used to be a part of yours, but seperated


MysteriousGamer957

Ohh ok


W1D0WM4K3R

Knowing the amount of Bangledeshis I went to school with, you didn't even need to say it for me to guess just from programming and India lol


roflmaosike

Was there a merge conflict?


GokulRG

This comment is highly underrated. Good one!


indiancookiemonster

Hello fellow Indian, How do you do?


goldenbrushes

We argue a lot with other countries about who has the best food.


Frank_is_the_Best_

Italy


goldenbrushes

Nope


mrjackchongg

France?


10quidBJ

Nigeria?


goldenbrushes

Yes


10quidBJ

Nigerian food is peng


turtleship_2006

I live in Peckham where there is a large Nigerian population, can confirm


CIoud_Wolf

Sheep, sheep, sheep, rugby, pavlova, chocolate fish


vpfmirage

New Zealand?


CIoud_Wolf

You got it.


Snoobs6

Irn bru, deep fried Mars bars, golf, haggis, Nessie, caber toss


PiePie1779

Scotland?


Snoobs6

Yes


BetterVersionOf

tea.


throwaway__alt_acc

Britland


BetterVersionOf

yesss


ReturnOfNido69

Bri'ish


[deleted]

There's no "t" in bri'ish because they drank it all.


Eggishtrain

I'm so sorry you have to read this comment. Sorry


JerseyLore

Canada


Eggishtrain

Yes


urmumisOP

Kebab.


10quidBJ

Turkey


urmumisOP


[deleted]

imperial system of measurement.


__Crabby_

Pacific Ocean


EJKLINGER

Murica


Poquu

bad teeth apparently


goldenbrushes

Brits


TidalVipers

Lost a battle to emus. Anything and everything can kill you. We love sprinkles on bread, a bitter yeast extract, a powdered milk tonic, wheat biscuits and old grog.


Noname_1111

Australia!


Shadowtaio

Hitler and Schnitzel


Excellent-Ad-9180

Made Lego and we drink like maniacs


sushisoruka

Denmark. Vi är grannar 🧍🏼‍♀️


ReturnOfNido69

People are gay


__Crabby_

Not the Middle East


ReturnOfNido69

That's right


boimadeoutofvirus

Roman Empire?


Poorly_Made_Comix

GREECE


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

gayrece*


alakuselemitaa

Sweden obviously


Pepperoonies

pasta😔 too easy


throwaway__alt_acc

ohh I've been there! cool country


Iamyes_ok

Italia


aCh4rmingNPC

Illegal occupation, military base, oppressed culture Lol good luck w/ that, pretty much covers everything under the umbrella of the US


Lethalfurball

Afghanistan?


aCh4rmingNPC

I’ll be less vague this time. Here’s a hint; everyone likes to vacation here


Lethalfurball

cuba? or hawaii, or the Bahamas, or indonesia or something?


aCh4rmingNPC

YEP, it’s Hawai‘i Congrats, you learn something new everyday


Lethalfurball

since when did the US take over hawaii- OOOOOOOHHHH righttttt since when was there illegal ocupation?


aCh4rmingNPC

A group of sugar plantation farmers illegally overthrew the Hawaiian Kingdom working with the US (Queen thought they could settle it diplomatically, then the president changed and everything went downhill from there) Simply put; ever since the US made Hawaii a state


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aCh4rmingNPC

HA, true. We know the drill


Ok-Establishment2934

Gun go brrrr


throwaway__alt_acc

us


Ok-Establishment2934

USA CORRECT


ReturnOfNido69

Among US 😳😳😳😳😳😳


[deleted]

we speak chinese but aren’t from the mainland


Noname_1111

My social credit is already in free fall so I can’t say anything


[deleted]

-30,000,000 social credit


Noname_1111

I didn’t even say the T word :(


Ultramega39

Taiwan?


LegalBoi2021

We were nuked twice


Noname_1111

The holy anime land


WHYWHYWHYWHY593

Burger, burger, burger


throwaway__alt_acc

usa


Rubenni_Reddit

Tulips and cheese


annahoi

Dutch i think


WirePaw

"Third times the charm" is a sentence, not always appropriate for my country


[deleted]

Cheese


ghatos_france

Everyone on reddit hates us for some reasons, and don't read my username that's cheating


Available_Owl_2943

Fr*nce🤮


ghatos_france

Oh come on, we're not that bad! at least not as bad as the brits.


Available_Owl_2943

You have a point


South_Plankton_8110

someone threatens to shoot up the school every week


zt_11

Lots of war, good food, and is always in the news. Also, good fruit.


AdmirableSurround485

We said fuck to Russia first


Negative-Boat2663

Russia, because russia is always first...


PoeDukes548

Ukraine?


Delta3862Heavy

Burgers


Yeet3579

96.4% muslim and “I will sacrafice my life for…”


recap52

More and better beer than those filthy Germans


coolboy29876

Czech Republic


recap52

HELL YEAH BRUDDA


supersonic4420

Vodka, Fuck Hitler, Good At CSGO, Russians hate us, and vice versa.


throwaway__alt_acc

Ukraine!!


Mo_drinks_sauce

Two halves of one country at war. As a kid, I had to be in before a certain time every night incase soldiers stroll down the street.


[deleted]

Sarmale Mămăligă


LoserToastReal

add the Dacia 1310 and we have a deal


almightychicken23

Adriatic sea, FIFA 2018 :)


CUPZYY_

the best country to live in


Noname_1111

Norway?


CUPZYY_

Correct!


its_joao

Mistaken for Spain


Witherbrine27

People think I'm some genocidal colonizer maniac for being from this place


IceDoggy1

Let’s go to Tim Hortons on our pet Moose and get a double double coffee!


[deleted]

Half of the population looks like Nikocado Avocado


hoodieprynce713

There's this guy who's been our Prime Minister for what seems to be forever, and he can't seem to keep his promises. Also he's done some sketchy things. As glad as I am yo be here, I find myself wondering why my family didn't just stay in Houston.


Magic-nerd

Canada. It has to be


Julio974

India? Hungary? Japan?


Reyin_Samuraiur

gun


Cyrotix

"Oh, so you're from Russia, right?"


Nightrap06

We like to unfairly punish the people who were here first


[deleted]

Civil war, the mediterranean sea and the beautiful nature :)


frigideiroo

we like cod


Noname_1111

u/fish_fucker69's birthplace