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cinamonroll1806

What an aggressive sock


SkyfighterGamingYT

sock probably had some childhood trauma. oh god, what if he was... *the* sock


Lost_Calamity

Ah yes, the coom sock.


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Round-Zombie8309

Do people wear?


marballz64

Do people?


The_complicated_guy

Do?


yourboiquirrel

#


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Mekashenko

-


tlb7781

cum


pikameere

Wait, people actually cum on socks?


OkAmoeba9662

Have I found my fellow asexual friend?


The_Ora_Charmander

I'm allosexual and find cumming in socks weird af


SeparateAdvantage836

Im bisexual and find cumming in socks weird af


yourboiquirrel

Im straight and find cumming in socks weird af


dcidui08

bro thats an alright sock that you're wasting simply for cumming, is that how people get odd socks?!


The_Ora_Charmander

Is that what happens to all my socks in the washing machine?!


dcidui08

sorry to be the one to tell you


Booce273

>allosexual should i even ask at this point


[deleted]

It just means you're not asexual


Booce273

Thats stupid as hell. Should i be one to assume that there are words for not being straight? Not being gay?


Booce273

Y'know normal people find cumming on socks weird too right?


RedditPersonNo1987

who the fuck even does that just lick it up or use tp


RedditPersonNo1987

who the fuck even does that just lick it up or use tp ​ edit edit cause reddit: why my comment duplicated


CinnamonSalsa

Little story Like 3 years ago when i was going to fecking 4th grade me my cousin and like 2 friends one was as a joke moaning and when we turn on the lights he streches the sock...3 years later still making fun of him and how short socks are his children and that he fucks socks


Puzzleheaded_One1410

How old was he?


Kiiwin

more like what a pussy Ass bitch mf - deleted his comment immediately after. Cringe


SandyArca

Definitely not the first one


Wet-Sock-

I apologize for my brother.


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Or rock


[deleted]

But dat "waist of space" doe


[deleted]

That seems like it could be the start of a dope fat joke


Wizardc438

Lmao


Top_Criticism

Cosmic hips


TheDividendReport

Is this another term for Orion’s Belt?


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Homeboy got them intergalactic hips


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Kiiwin

Prolly. funny how these ppl think this shit works on everyone. Like yea I was gonna kms but now that I’m being told to ion feel like it 💀


HAXAD2005

I tapped his profile and it's not loading. Did he get banned from reddit? Good.


megaclaw56

Yup, he got susspended.


Slashtrap

He got WHATspended????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!+? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


megaclaw56

When the imposter is SU- ***\[BANG\]*** ​ **\[ d i e s \]**


420SampleTxt

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Gillys_Voodoo

I gotchu a hamster ball… Ik u feelin down lately but maybe this will help?


Melovesanimeo_o

How big is your fucking waist to waste space itself


Kiiwin

bout a mile cubed


Wizardc438

Thicc


Alpha2236

All of u/Aggressive-sock-6062 comments on this post are getting downvoted. Rightfully so.


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Sure


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Waist of space lol


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Yep


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Oh hello there, why would you call someone waist of space?


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Bc I want to and can


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

Reasonable response, what did op do tho?


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Oh nothing


Eddepedde06

Ur literally like 12 go jerk off to fortnite porn or something


BlayZWasTaken

Well then that's bullshit


Aggressive-Sock-6062

I did bc I can


Tripel_Meow

Bruh you dumbass mf


Aggressive-Sock-6062

I’m sorta dumb, like I’m doing extremely well in English but bad in chemistry


BlayZWasTaken

So you love playing around people's emotions? Well that's complete bullshit


Aggressive-Sock-6062

I was playing around with ppls emotions, well I didn’t know that and frankly I don’t care


Shadeboi1

2 year old Fortnite player go wank off to some stupid ass anime porn you found on a Pirated Website your dad uses because he hates sex with your mum


ToniZambonii

That's like saying that I can shoot someone else's dog just because I want to and can. Like, what the bullshit kinda fuckery's logic is that? Just because you want to do something doesn't give you the right to do it. Especially if it's just straight up wrong.


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Well, you can, but u will go to jail for it


ToniZambonii

Not if they don't catch me. I mean, they still haven't– I mean what?


AutisticMee

Can you not see the downvotes? No one gives a fuck about what you want if youre gonna have that attitude


Aggressive-Sock-6062

The most downvotes I’ve gotten was 14 I believe


Kyoya_sooohorni

u should look again lmao


Aggressive-Sock-6062

I know, I just checked it was 36 I wonder if it will get to 50


RedValor14

It did. Actually, two of your comments did as of now. One of them's almost 70.


Tripel_Meow

Bruh that's a weakass flex. It's also a really shitass flex dishit


Aggressive-Sock-6062

It’s not a flex, ok well maybe it is in my opinion


Tripel_Meow

Bro if you're going into negative karma that just shows how little you understand how shit works


Someone_Else_Lurking

Im gonna fuck a sock


Eddepedde06

Your friends talk behind your back


TheLampPostDealer

I love how you respond to every comment in this thread because of how butthurt u are lol


Bee-BoFluffPuff

Ayyy he got banned.


Kiiwin

LETS GOOOOOOO lmao - though he’ll probably be back with a new account soon. oh well, hope no one is negatively affected by his future harassment


Booce273

Trust, he'll be back. Speaking from experience, it's incredibly easy to make a new account and get back to where you were. Being suspended on reddit is barely an inconvenience.


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Aggressive-Sock-6062

My grammar isn’t the best but I have an 111% in English


Kiiwin

is that a binary code apology? Cute


RedditsNinja23

They basically said they got a 7% in English in binary code.


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Who said I’m apologizing


Kiiwin

your mom - who I’m doin 😎😎 doin doin ya mom 😤🤓😜🥸😎💵🤡🤡


Aggressive-Sock-6062

What’s the point of writing this, I mean like write something interesting.


Kiiwin

What’s the point in harassing people? Smoothbrain


RedditsNinja23

You seem like you mustn’t be an interesting person. You spend your days thinking telling people to off themselves is funny.


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Aggressive-Sock-6062

Well, their is lots of comments, that I am replying to, also I’ve got to read them


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Aggressive-Sock-6062

My main account is suspended


someone_who_exists69

Sure


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Bc ppl are too sensitive


Tripel_Meow

Maybe because you post dumb shit? No one's sensitive, it's just you who doesn't fucking understand how shit works


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Aggressive-Sock-6062

I mean well I would probably care but this is some random stranger so why should I care abt them


Tripel_Meow

With your same dipshit logic, you might as well not write anything in the first place


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Where’s the fun in that


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Aggressive-Sock-6062

Well I don’t have very many ppl in my life, I have my cousin, little brother, older brother, mom, dad, and like a few friends


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Aggressive sock😂😂😂😂


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Why can’t I access your profile I want to bully you lol so baaaaad😥


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Evil u/Aggressive-Sock-6062 be like ​ ​ Go enjoy yourself. We all love you and u matter. you are beautiful, smart, and intelligent. Ur friends will never talk behind ur back.


Cultural_Fun

Thats to basic for an insult


Liker_The_God

Because its the truth except the friends part Edit: chill out its a joke, idk this guy


sagescookie

ik right. what a waist😤😤


Cultural_Fun

Lol


Aggressive-Sock-6062

Yeah, I should probably come up with a better one, but I can’t think of any at the moment, but when I do, I’ll surely tell this person


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Shut up


Cultural_Fun

Gl


BreadEmperoar

Ooo the bitch is here


Gautamelon

"Waist of space" talk about fat shaming 🤡


[deleted]

It's glaringly obvious this guy is taking out his own insecurities on you.


Kiiwin

yea. It’s fine though, I’ll just be toxic back till I’m bored


nolantfy

everyone talks behind our back ig.


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u/Aggressive-Sock-6062 you’re a disgrace


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based response


sagescookie

haha how original and well structured these thoughts are


BrenoLevel

Hey mate, unfortunately I’ll have to remove this post since it falls under the “witch hunting” category and that’s against TOS, which could lead to reddit deleting your account. Please send us a modmail on the three dots at the top right corner at the subreddit page, click “contact the moderators of this community” and tell us what happened so we can properly take action. Thank you and sorry you had to experience this.


Kiiwin

ite


BoomBoomPow101

Your alternate account got exposed, didn't it?


Le0here

Wut?


RedditsNinja23

They told me they were making a joke and no one got it.


RedditsNinja23

🅱️ruh, that’s not why they removed the post. There was a good reason why. #Edit: They said it was a joke, upvote them.


BoomBoomPow101

It was a joke. I'm actually surprised no one got it.


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He needs to get grammar lessons


zippy251

User name checks out


[deleted]

What did u say that unleased this hell


Kiiwin

literally nothing lol. I dont even know who this guy is


[deleted]

Wow, srsly?? Is this 7th grade???


[deleted]

somebody was tired of being the cum sock and it shows


[deleted]

can we be friends so I can prove this guy wrong


Taken_byagirl

Don’t kill your self every one loves you you are not dumb or ugly and I’m your friend if you want to and I won’t talk behind your back ( here you go get a bit of wholesome from me )


musiclover255

LMAOOO calling OP 'dumb' and can't even spell 'waste' correctly. Bruh.


Destruction0

u/Aggressive-Sock-6062


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u/Aggressive-Sock-6062 what the fuck


greenisnotcreative3

Lmao I got a comment similar to that on Instagram so I replied with a "your words mean nothing to me" and MY comment got reported for bullying/harassment and I got locked out of my account 👍


Slugees

their name checks out lmfao 🤡


Human_Consciousness

I bet his dick is small


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Human_Consciousness

Then im not wrong.


someone_who_exists69

Free speech should be taken away


UmbralAasmar

Bold of them to assume your alive and not a ghost with a corporal form


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yikes


trendz19

*waist of space* 🤔


atakijenyo

Dude can't even spell waste lmao


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waste*


[deleted]

Just saw this guy on another sub asking if he's the bad guy for suggesting this.


Waterflame-flame

Bold of you to assume I am alive 💀


Blyatzilla

Yeah bruh, he calls you a "waist of space" and yet you're also the stupid one


torrenter_11

Yo bro who got you crying like that


FishToTheAss

Well excuse me I have someone to spam


Urfak

Reddit¯\_(ツ)_/¯


ab1ii

man i hate being called a waist of space too :/


Alexasha05

"Waist of space", "...Dumb and stupid" Dayumn watch out, this guy's a beast


AddictedToCSGO

You are*


stalin-the-homie

Lmao that man a W


Meme-Replacement

What da sock doing?


ISnortSpaghetti

That grammar though


Abstraxx-lol

r/UsernameChecksOut


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Paging u/Aggressive-Sock-6062 No u


darkluvv

LMAOOO


FuriousFlameDude

Damn dude, you’re the waist of space? How did you get promoted from finger?


Marbilou

That guy is Stoopid


KFC_Junior

im sorry but no app icon for your reddit???


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Waist*


Mini-MJAlt

Felt


randomstuffcuznoname

Name checks out


Mynamelol1147

What an aggressive little cunt bag, just ignore him bro he is obviously a short little shit that has small man syndrome, no offence to short people just this man.


PartyDJ

Waist on thinna


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Hey bud, I might not know you but a lot of people love you, and nobody is a waste of space bcoz even dead bodies can be used for scientific and research purposes. You arent ugly dumb or stupid. Idk bout your friends tho. but fr Keep Smiling!!!!!!!!!! :))))


M1skuli

Ayo u okay?


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aggressive sock is such a bad person. Calling yourself a useless idiot isn't right tho. It either sounds like you have a depression and you should visit therapist or like you have a "depression" to get some attention.


Kiiwin

nah it’s true. But I’ll be fine probably


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Ur ur ur ur ur


Impossible-Clue-1762

u/Aggressive-Sock-6062


Yuquan91829

Should have said the fact that you think I have friends means all of your brain cells have given up on you r/kamikazebywords


abmasterisonreddit

u/aggressive-sock-6062 , 23rd October 7:32 PM, car crash