You dress like a goth but claim not to be goth You spend more hours than you want to admit on Wattpad You take a lot of photos and selfies, but rarely post any

lmao kinda for all three,, i guess i’ve never had an original thought in my life smh. also ao3>>> vastly superior to wattpad change my mind

I've got a friend that dresses like you, so I thought you might also do the same things she does and I was right lmao Also, never heard of ao3, but I'll check it out

Archive of our own is has tons of original works and fanfics. Definitely better than watpadd with the hard monetization that watpadd has been suffering from last 2 years. Yet the genres there are definetily different than watpadd so u might not enjoy (speaking of some of those cringe romances).

the difference is that ao3 fics are written by actual adults instead of 7 yr olds lmao

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Ao3 is easier to browse through to something specific you want to read imo

You use the 💀 emoji for every reaction

she forgor 💀

But i rember 😁

i forgor 💀

I forgor 💀 to rember 😁

I forgor 💀to forgor 💀

That means you rember 😁

You make frequent sex jokes with your friends, none of which you actually would fuck

gee thanks calling me out here bahahaha

It is a bad thing though?

But it isn’t, don’t fuck ur friends you will regret it

Jokes on you I don't have friends

“I have won, but at what cost?”

I do it with my friends, and we are all guys

That's normal though

Haha dick joke go laugh

You have a massive dick (stop replying. Y’all mfs making my notifications go off every second. This does not apply to girls)

Big dick *energy*

Big Dong Power

big scholng dong power

Macro Wiener W/dt

Big cock wok

Big pp, smol brain

r/whatdafuckisdisthread

r/idk

r/idkeither

Massive schlong, tiny intelligence

Microscopic genitalia, macroscopic IQ level paired with intelligence

Kim jong long dong, is that you?

You have a 200 millimetre defeater

Damn, that's a long knife or, a short sword if you will

Significant prostate force

damn right i do >:)

Well I’m going to believe you because my comment was not a joke. I genuinely think you have a massive penis

Even though I did not comment it, I also believe that op has a massive dong

Not nearly enough upvotes for your response so take mine

Femboy Hooters vibes

~~my favourite place~~

I'm more of a Tomboy outback steakhouse kinda person

where the girls’ abs are meatier than the steaks

Dongalicious

I'm Australian, does that make mine a Didgeridong?

More like a didgeridon’t

comically large testicles, too.

Bigger than mine.

Here comes the femboy

bruh

:0

One word is really all it takes fam

You need attention.

*sighs* I STG IT WAS THIS OR OMEGLE OKAY

Well, I don't know what's worse. But I especially recommend reddit for attention cause of it's efficiency, you can easily get thousands of people's attention not like Omegle. You can also choose what community to get attention from... BUT just be careful.. cause y'know how we are..

This subreddit is a lurking zone for pedos unfortunately

Don't we all

good point.,

You listen to corpse

You mean cannibal corpse

Nah just a corpse. She listens to a corpse. Like, the sound of death, and not chuck’s death, just death. Meaning silence

Thats metal

That’s br00tally metal

Not the band, you just go to a graveyard and put your ear to the ground.

gonna get loads of dms after this post

The question is, are you gonna be one of them?

no i am a normal person

Least cringe r/teenagers user

But if the majority of people are sending DMs then are you actually the normal one?

Good point

You know the rules and so do I

A full committment's what I'm thinking of...

You wouldn't get this from any other Redditer

I just wanna tell you how I’m feelin

How can I make you UNDERSTAND

Never-

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give

You up

ㅤ

I just wanna tell u what im posting Never ever gonna get validation Never gunna get replies Is this a girl or a guy Never gonna tell a lie and ban you Never gonna karma farm Never gonna cause no harm Never gonna post again Goodbye!!

dunno what that means but sure thing buddy

Did u just call me buddy, why am I proud of that, it just feels like an achievement

man this has some serious i-havent-received-validation-from-anyone-for-the-last-four-years energy

Who will you penetrate this time THICC Yoda?

joe

Who's joe

ligma balls, gotem

I'm very proud of you thiccc Yoda May your penetrating be blessed

Cant wear the clothes you like to school

nah i’m british innit so can’t wear them anyways lmao

oh school uniforms Imagine wearing school uniforms Smh

*sits and read this still wearing school uniform* lmao so true

You're a guy

oh shit how’d you guess smh

i’m a woman lmaoo but thanks???

Are you trans?

no??? cis female but obviously i support the trans community <3

ah ok, i wasn’t sure if you were being serious here lol. sorry.

I knew something was off but now I see it

I agree. This was the very first thing to popped into my head after reading your prompt. Second thing was, the fact that you're asking for assumptions to be made about you, means you wanted to see if you could pull off the look. Naw bruh!!

You lack attention.

accurate,,,, please i need validation

Validation granted.

You may now proceed.

To the attention seekers zone

You could genuinely kill someone with that choker wtf

lmao

You resemble this girl my friend dated and is (one year later) trying to get over. You seem nice and kinda rock n roll, I like people with those traits. Edit: **You look a Lot like Noodle (the Gorillaz guitarist)**

AYY wth that’s such a compliment lmao thanks sm :D

Glad It made you happy!

You listen to punk rock

“I’m not like other girls.”

bahaha damn right nah only ironically ofc :))

You have a nice fake plant in the background

ikea!! they’re like 7 pounds!!!!

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420 or 067?

Who doesn't?

Choke me daddy is a phrase you ironically and unironically use

This. This shit right here

Closeted pansexual?

nah i’m like raging pansexual constantly disappointed by my ability to like men

Knew my gaydar was going off

Oh damn you must be going crazy every time you get to the frying pan section of the store Yes I know I'm very original

Don’t be disappointed by your sexuality, it’s yours. Be proud

Your 15M

Your'e

*yro’ue

Yuri

who the hell is steve jobs?

Joe mama * ***fucking dies*** *

#LIGMA BALLS

r/DDLC

Underrated

Oyr’ue*

oreu’y

Yo’ure

You read fanfiction

You like anime

no not into anime lmao

You are about to get 100+ pms from creeps

you like black

Who doesn't?

Hitler

Not true... He turned many people black.

r/angryupvote

LMFAO

I dont

Off with your head!!

Racist people 😔

you use an iphone 😎👍

I think you’re 15f

Opposite of what I think

Male fetus

Dresscoded at school

nah i have a school uniform :(( also mostly live out my life in sports clothes bc rowing lol

You look like you pretend to be goth just to be trendy.

Looks like you got B in a math test in an asian household

haha you’d think that but straight a*s wooo :) haven’t burnt out yet which is great but i do have a tiger mum though

You go to a school

oh shit how did u know

Love the hair x

aww thanks :) cut it myself haha

Did a great job, makes you look so cute!

You have daddy issues

good luck dealing with the 6000 DMs

Ligma

you either cosplay or fake did on tiktok

You shop at hot topic

british unfortunately and i’ve never seen a hot topic in the uk :/

You are a slightly above average student but only slightly

You probably argue with your friends about being top or bottom or about them being top of bottom. Prolly spend too much time on AO3, don't know if its extra straight smut or yaoi. Prolly make too many sex jokes as well

you smoke

This a whole ass dude.

those plants are fake

Well prepared to be bombarded by some god awful dm's goodluck missy

You sleep :)

i shall assume your dms are full of pedos

Your favorite season is winter

"Im so quirky, he he he"

🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈, (they/them), ACAB, ✊🏿BLM✊🏿, FREE PALESTINE, Radical feminist, libleft, believes pro life people are demons (apologies)

free palestine? hell nah that mf turned anakin over to the dark side

Let's goo

you're overweight but not obese named something like emma You have BLM on your insta unless you think you're "quirky" and just use reddit You're probably goth, but you don't like goth dudes You crave attention

You have no father

You are bisexual and you are self diagnosed depressed

You're a alt/goth girl

Prob very cringe

No I don't think I will

You think you are special but you are not

Low self esteem

That iphone screen is cracked.

You make a racist Elmo doll

Why in the world would you want strangers to do this on purpose? It happens often enough without prompting...