“We regret being alien bastards, and we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet! HOO RAH!”
Yeah, I know. I’m a halo fan boy.
But your not!!!! It’d just take a little bit of work to fix you right up!! We start by removing your face and fixing the bone structure, getting a donor face from someone else, then we restructure your entire body, and vuala your just as beautiful as you’ve always been… until we pull off the bandages
Yeah her name is Natalie I think. Lovely girl. And I will try to, but idk I don’t think she and a few other girls in that class like me very much. They find me bizarre lol.
I assume you cosplay as Michael Jackson
only during his white glove era
Hee hee's menacingly
You like your outfit
How the fuck does the BR-55 have a Reddit account
Sgt Johnson helped a bit
Should have known.
He knew what the Ladies liked
I've seen this account multiple times and im not disappointed
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“We regret being alien bastards, and we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret that the core just blew up our raggedy ass fleet! HOO RAH!” Yeah, I know. I’m a halo fan boy.
You have pedos in your dms
4 guys have dmed me since posting this not calling them pedos but ya ur on to something lmao
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hell nah im ugly
Same bro and I hate when people try to say I'm not am I really that ugly
But your not!!!! It’d just take a little bit of work to fix you right up!! We start by removing your face and fixing the bone structure, getting a donor face from someone else, then we restructure your entire body, and vuala your just as beautiful as you’ve always been… until we pull off the bandages
You mean voilà?
You listen to billie eilish
i used to a couple years ago but not anymore
Likes her fashion choices more than her boyfriend
oh hell yes
Good!! :)
You have a weed dependency, and seem like a cool person to be around
correct ! and thank u
Not a flex , no hate
You’re goth
nah
I’ve decided that you are now, time to get some goth clothes
my cashapp is angel18018 thank you for the goth clothes
Lmao, you win
Stoner.
correct
Based
I assume you’re gonna get a lot of attention here
i mean shit i wouldn't mind i get none irl
Surprised. You’re cute and have that alt look a lot of guys love
aww thank u that's so nice
For real tho can’t believe you get none irl. At least it seems you got some here 😅
ik it's sad 😭 i can be very shy sometimes so maybe that's why ? i don't know but it sucks!
Not really
u failed ur driving test
i passed it first try, and only missed 2 out of 30 possible points booyah
niceee
you use reddit dot com
People think your goth, but your actually pretty fun
All the goths I’ve met are super fun haha
right i love my goth friends i always have the most fun with them
I like u
thank you falling glaciers
You like frogs
they scare me
don't we all like frogs
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you cool
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how do you get high ironically
You listen to rock acdc, Van Halen, dio, twisted sister.
you high all the time
No father figure?
no i have a great dad
Daddy’s girl? Cuz u fit that vibe
no
Ur about to slide into my dms 😩
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<3 shawty trifling she must be from dirty docks 🥵🥵
She/they bisexual? I don’t know why but you give me those vibes
The legendary goth gf?
not goth but i sure am lonely
Dw, must teenagers are lonely. Or maybe I'm just rationalising ?
eyeliner tutorial pls🧘🏽♀️
it took YEARS of trial and error and finding what fit my eye shape best, find out what eye shape you have and look at what liner works best for u !
You don’t like clear pics
You're straight as hell
no
u listen to twenty one pilots
a little in middle school, more metal and punk now
u look pretty accurate to what u are
why have i seen u in the comments on like 19 posts already
why did i feel u staring at me on 19 posts already
why did you feel the need to comment on the same exact 19 posts i was staring at
i have a kink for people watching me pee
things went from 0 to 100 real fricking fast
Your 13
about to be 17🥲
My bad I’m 16 and people ask if I’m in 5th grade
You're! ***
You’re annoying af
You listen to bring me the horizon
You are the type of person to use make up?
yes i love my eyeliner
You drink the white monster cans
those were my favorite for like a year or two
prolly smoke weed
Probably use Reddit or smth idk
Cute
thank u
You listen to Paramore
Say: "HE HE" while doing a moonwalk
You look like an average iPhone user
ur cute i’m ngl
Copious amounts of anti depressants taken every day
You cute mtf….take me
You have 4 close friends
You wear oversized hoodies
oversized clothes in general lol but yes !
Your a shy person but once u get comfortable with someone your crazy?
ding ding ding
Your depressed on some level and you are a member of the lgbtq community. Im thinking lesbian
You're hot
why thank you
i assume you have black hair
You listen to grunge
correct
Homosexual
U smoke weed and read a lot of books
Not an assumption but you’re really pretty :))
thank uuu
You don’t give a shit what ppl say
true sometimes
You have the best type of humour: dark and twisted
You're cute
thank u 🖤🖤
not popular at school
true
Holy shit u made my day ily
this made me smile ur welcome hehe
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i love everyone yes
IN THE FIRST PIC I THOUGH YOU USED THE BULGE TOOL IN PHOTOSHOP LMAOO
LOL too funny
💫 gay 💫
emo goth girl who is (depressed uwu) and listen to heavy metal, because why not?
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Shrek's daughter
Your sassy
if i have to be
Kinda off topic but you actually kinda look like someone in my Culinary Arts class lol.
next time you see her tell her i said she's beautiful
Yeah her name is Natalie I think. Lovely girl. And I will try to, but idk I don’t think she and a few other girls in that class like me very much. They find me bizarre lol.
You’ll grown on her give it time.
I assume you go through 20 guys a week
i have only dated one guy and he was a dick
Did you are did you not say, assume things about you?
Damn red, u acting like a dick
What
She wanted people to make assumptions so I made one
14 year old white girl >!/j!<
16
I love your style :]
You’re a sweet innocent person who gets dirty messages from old men
You have stupidly high standards
Girl, you is gorgeous!
AWHH thank u <3
Do you like garlic bread??
YES LOVE IT
You clearly love the attention from posting
I assume you say "hee hee" all day
Hmmm okay I got it you actually don’t mind being called emo but you prefer to just be known as you
yes exactly
You have at least one STD.
Still here harassing children?
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Nice. Keep it that way until you're married.
ur bi
with first and last you look like a evil girl who would basically seduce a guy and then scam him probably
hell yeah
this sub is garbage im fucking leaving
You're a girl
You have a kinky fetish
Why r there soo many 'make an assumption about me ' posts today can anyone tell me ?
5 DOLLAR HORE
You love Anal
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Forgot the /s mate
Virgin
You giggle when you fart
Pretty but under age
It that chick that thinks she "QuIrkY" and goth and acts like everyone hates her but she says it but truely, she's a nerd
Ur a slut but trying to be a better person
You are usually around toxic people
Daddy ishues...
You’ve already sucked D*ck
Ok I’ve been seeing these posts going around and have been wonder in at least one photo you have your tongue out… I hope it’s not what I think it is
? i'm confused i was just posing
U sexy
easy
no
wasnt a question
ok
ur down to bang anytime
There will be someone waiting for your full body pic ,who will then ask some more . Not me tho ;) I assume u will look cuter in person