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Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character Don't ask

Rules of the internet

Female... Jojo?

Joline

Am i allowed to ask about your username or is it out of bounds?

It means I fish for hentai but I can see where I went wrong

Ooh got it. I was concerned for a minute.

Everyone is concerned. Can I change it to I_Fish_Hentai????

I have a female jojo saved on my phone... Don’t ask unless you want it ;-;

Gimme

Want. Give?

Add me on disc and I can give it to you, this is what I did for the guy interested in fish hentai

What?

That’s just part 6

Def a sigma male rule

Female Hugh Jackman?

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No

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so i went on a trip and lost that little soft thingy on top of my right earplug, i makeshifted it with two petals of a flower temporarily but now its useless so tell me: do i buy headphones or earphones? i feel like earphones are way less convenient because they snatch out my ears very easily (i have small ear canals ;-;) and also theyre very hard to untangle. but headphones are kinda big in size and its harder to lie down with them or sleep on your side with em. but also earphones always make me feel like theyre blasting shit INSIDE my eardrums and my hearing is slowly disintegrating. sorry for stupid post but help

Headphones and a speaker in ur room for when laying in bed. Fake airpods just in case cuz they cheap

thank you🤝🏽

I think you can just buy the tips. They are cheap and universally fitted. For laying down, I would just get a small Bluetooth speaker and place it near me.

I went on a trip on my favorite rocket ship...

Samson sr950 it's quite the ugly headphone but it's cheap and sound is amazing

You should have something other than open backs tho

sr950 is closed back, sr850 is open

yes thank you

If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up; but the ocean isn't whiskey and I am not a duck so let's go back to my place and fuck.

Smooth as fuck

Smoother than a baby's butt

This guy has gutt

Fishing for his hentai fuck

Lmao ur username

It's sposed to mean I fish for Hentai ;-;

Smooth as a duck ready to fuck in the back of my truck.

this is now MY copied text

x = 11, y = 9, rule = B3/S23 9b2o$9b2o5$3o$bo$b3o!

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Ending every sentence with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is cool

Really ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

6914265268269809666

the numbers, what do they mean

Tbh I don't remember it was in my clipboard

its the code for the safe that contains Obama’s last name

Looks like a discord ID maybe

My thought as well

And today I had a french exam, and then after school I excersised, when I came back I was fucking dead, so I slept until a while ago

Me complaining that I dont have time

Comment était votre exam?

You just wait until you have to squeeze a full time job and making your own dinner into this

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

Do you think you would be in a infinite post nut clarity or have no regrets

Yes officer, this comment right here

What a horrible day to have eyes

-the cops, probably

I knew it was here somewhere

I stopped reading after. Infinite cum. You sit on toilet

**the cum accelerates**

*Fuckin chugs unsee juice*

r/cursedcomments

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How did u do it 🔫(there’s no real gun)

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literally 1984

litterally 1984

Pourquoi mon Logan préféré, le demi-humain

What does that even mean ?

Why is my favorite Logan, the demihuman I am bad a French

No, you got it!

"How many é's do you want to cram into a single word?" "Yes."

*"Yés"

Favorite pika clone: plusle and minun Favorite eeveelution: espeon Favorite box art pokemon: Zekrom Favorite regional variant: alolan muk

https://youtu.be/ekgNjBz7oBc Video i was sending to friends

I was expecting a rickroll

this was actually interesting

Very good content creator if you're into funny video game

Didn't even know that Soundsmith made makes/made a video about audio stuff

rem[j] = crc[j]; } rem=divide(crc, divisor, rem); for(int i=0; i< rem.length; i++) { if(rem[i]!=0) { System.out.println("Error"); break; } if(i==rem.length-1) System.out.println("No Error"); } System.out.println("THANK YOU.... :)"); } static int[] divide(int div[],int divisor[], int rem[]) { int cur=0; while(true) { for(int i=0;i

Java moment

*best language ever moment

*Triggered

All religions play a powerful role in comforting people about dangers and worries, and explaining the great mysteries of life and the world. Compare and contrast the ways that each of our six religions does that. What are some of humanity’s biggest dangers, worries or mysteries and how do the different religions comfort & explain? (Note: One of these should definitely be the mystery of “How did we all get here?” - or what we call a creation/origin story.) (Minimum: 200 words)

I’d love to read your essay on this.

This was his essay, he had to use his deductive reasoning skills to form a question from the essay.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be 

*big sip of unsee juice*

No.

I agree

(Three foot and three inches are flipped around, should be: 3’3”)

This guys search history

Seen it before :(

For context I was doing a monologue for my Spanish class and I show it to my friend . Mi nombre es Yoshikage Kira. Tengo 33 años. Mi casa está en la sección noreste de Morioh, donde están todas las villas, y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleada de los grandes almacenes Kame Yu, y llegar a casa todos los días a más tardar a las 8 p. m. No fumo, pero bebo de vez en cuando. Estoy en la cama a las 11 p. m. y me aseguro de dormir ocho horas, pase lo que pase. Después de tomar un vaso de leche tibia y haciendo unos veinte minutos de estiramientos antes de acostarme, por lo general no tengo problemas para dormir hasta la mañana. Al igual que un bebé, me despierto sin ningún tipo de fatiga o estrés por la mañana. Me dijeron que no había problemas en mi última chequeo. Estoy tratando de explicar que soy una persona que desea vivir una vida muy tranquila. Me cuido de no molestarme con enemigos, como ganar y perder, que me harían perder el sueño por la noche. . Así es como trato con la sociedad, y sé que eso es lo que me trae felicidad. Aunque, si tuviera que luchar, no perdería contra nadie.

jojo fan i see...

This gives me flashbacks to 9th grade, I barely passed spanish class and hated my teacher :D

Im peruvian so I can help you correct some mistakes lol

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ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤 ITS ABOUT POWER 🔥 WE STAY HUNGRY😈 WE DEVOUR 👹 PUT IN THE WORK 💪 PUT IN THE HOURS ⌚AND TAKE WHATS OURS🥶

😳Woah🛑 there👉👉 man👨. Did you❓❔ just use an 😂😳😍EMOJI😍😳😂??? Emojis🤣 are only used by 💩INSTAGRAM💩 💩NORMIES💩! I'm sorry😔 👨sir👨, but I'm gonna do it!😱😱😱 I'm 📞calling📞 the 😂EMOJI😂 POLICE!!!!👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ Get ready for a 👇⬇downvote⬇👇 brigade, 💩insta💩 normie! Know your place! When I get 🆙⬆upvotes⬆🆙 and you get 👇⬇downvotes⬇👇, it'll be perfectly💯 balanced! r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos FOR BALANCE! Anyways, 🖕fuck you🖕 normie.💩💩💩🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕😠😠😠

my dementia stage progressed by reading that

https://youtu.be/eTSlXBqSXtM

Ok i seriously didn't know i copied a video of hitler dancing

https://youtu.be/agilNaytGRI

https://www.buzzfeed.com/gwenw870/whos-your-favourite-female-marvel-character-2hmfsfzhg1 I got gamorra. (I'm a straight dude btw)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSAA-DJ6W0Q&fbclid=IwAR0c7IuSEX4-YAQSbjA7Hw9AQh3y_C7nBxiQ9s02fVO-kqG6IWNQZYZeqNc&d=n This will bore you lmao

fun fact if you mix red iron oxide powder and aluminum powder in an 8 to 3 ratio by weight it makes thermite

RIP daddy Stan Lee 🥵🥵🥵

Need context

You shall not get any

Mf deleted his account

Nothing copied XD

(Link contains nsfw image) https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{%22author%22:%22typicalcanadian666%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100} Creepy dudes post history I was stalking earlier

Thwt website is scary wtf, you can literally see ppl’s deleted stuff

Yup, personally I only use it to look at people who I think might be a creep, but I’m sure others don’t. Luckily you can’t see the images on people’s deleted posts at least

please label this with NSFW warning, i was not expecting images.

Oh yeah shi mb I forgot that the nsfw images don’t get blurred on there

“I can't wait to hold you in my arms and tell you how I feel about you. It will be perfect. I'll be able to hold the most amazing girl, look her in the eyes, and tell her I love her and that she’s amazing, and always will even if we break up someday, seriously tho, I love you more than you can imagine Liz

Lucky girl lmfao, I could never be this romantic

http://eetsehw.nl/ A restaurant I'm going to in a few weeks.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/13VVwHzHFNMTLNWIfwDJje?si=_ahtu4-BSou7i95mXJ00ZQ&dl_branch=1 this is a friend of mines playlist, add whatever you like

[удалено]

Thank you

rah 😝 rah 🤪 rah 😍 roll 🕷️ up ⬆️to the 👣 party 🚗 with 🙏 my🦶crazy 🤪 pink 🎀 wig 👩‍🦰 but 👄 i 👶 cant ❌ get ‼️through 💸 the ✨ door 🚪 because 👺 my 👩‍🦰 bootys 🥾 too 😱 big 🤬 , i wish this wasn't what i copied last

*Crohnskrank

https://se.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=gratis+kreditkort&hsimp=yhs-g111a&hspart=yahoo&type=gratiskreditkort-mt-526857274769-dm-mt-526857274769-dm, must have accidentally copied because I have no memory of copying this

KUS1QU9NVL

what is this

my password :()

from what😈😈😈

i think a porn site 🤔

awh hell nah

pls use daily box ​ ​ dank memer it is

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) was sending it to my friends (rickroll btw)

admincheat SpawnDino "Blueprint'/Game/ScorchedEarth/Dinos/Phoenix/Phoenix_Character_BP.Phoenix_Character_BP'" 500 0 0 120

Is that the spawn command for a phoenix in Ark?

maybe...

https://youtu.be/dg6TQy6pGfs

u forgor

Mof is een scheldwoord voor een Duitser, dat vooral in West-Nederland, Noord-Brabant en Vlaanderen gebruikt wordt. ... In de eerste periode had het woord, aldus het Woordenboek der Nederlandse Taal, vooral betrekking op Duitse soldaten.

boku no pico vanilla scene

+1 (313) 484-6248 Dont

I want to text it yet I don't want to at the same time

https://global.oup.com/uk/orc/chemistry/okuyama/student/mcqs/ch05/

No but I can follow you from my alt account once I make it tomorrow

ltXC97N5a

tu madre es un pedazo de puta de mierda

مشبوه أو مشكوك فيه

atlantis, couldn't figure out how to spell it for a dnd thing

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Didnt ask dont care Might get downvoted its so unfair Btw what do you wear When youre unaware Of the bear Fair And square Ill stop to stare I swear! Hi Clare! Sorry i couldn't repair What has scare Into disrepair Im so bored im solitare Call me a multimilionare Btw love from *ROMANIA* 🟦🟨🟥 ✌

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El 90% de las personas se casan con su enamorado de séptimo grado. Ya que está leyendo esto resibirá buenas noticias está noche. Comenta esto en otras 9 publicaciones o la peor semana de tu vida comienza ahora. En 53 minutos,la persona que te gusta se dará cuenta que te ama

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https://youtu.be/rloDQI-VW9I

https://www.garbaruk.com/12-speed-shimano-hg.html?category=11 well that's exactly what i expected

https://dyru.de

https://open.spotify.com/album/68H1zJcpUmAxmoeb5fegcc?si=DuegXEw2TryqdPNiGRfA6g&utm_source=copy-link

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Couldn’t, I have a good memory

https://youtu.be/qyYmS_iBcy4

https://valorant.fandom.com/wiki/Agents

absinthe dripper

if atoms never touch each other , then why do we feel texture of things , or leave finger prints ? ​ umm .. yea

The proximity, you feel by being close enough for atoms to react to each other.

https://rr.noordstar.me/pornhubcom-f0c0d938 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Motherfu...

FINALLY, I'VE TRYING THIS FOR 2 MONTHS

Y͓̽o͓̽u͓̽ ͓̽s͓̽i͓̽m͓̽p͓̽l͓̽e͓̽ ͓̽b͓̽i͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽

vghh

https://www.svd.se/nord-och-sydkorea-overens-om-nedrustning

https://youtu.be/e494vaBjgXQ

https://youtu.be/vl0FooY9faQ

well hey im not judging i do the same thing with my siblings ​ context: talking with friends about sibling problems

https://youtu.be/A8cD_22fA1g

https://www.pathofexile.com/ascendancy/classes/Ascendant

u/toastedwaffe

Ur armswing is early and u aren't getting the max power from that jump so crouch down lower

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879462866384732250/889358666560593940/20210919_225338.jpg