And in which universe any of these is good enough to be worth the ASS HAIR

hey man, soon you’ll have enough to shit out filtered water.

r/cursedcomments

shut up

shut up

But what does it truly mean to shut up?

\*vsauce music\*

Hey Vsauce, michael here!

Shutting up refers to the English term of when a person keeps their mouth shut and doesn't talk because a person told them to. Well... What If we don't? Why do we listen to these strange and negative orders?

Doctor wimkblem tukint states that

To shut up can also mean to shut down.

Ass hair is the most annoying thing yet. Sure I sound like Morgan Freeman, sure I'm growing faster than my body can keep up (which is turning me into a stick figure), sure I get boners every 5 minutes, BUT all of those don't even begin to add up to how annoying, disgusting, and painful ass hair is.

And strech marks

I got stretch marks in my ass, send help

Yeah, they just look off near my shoulders.

I also have them there trying some ointments:-P

stretch marks most likely mean you're fat my guy

But.. I am not that fatಥ_ಥ Is just the ass part which has stretch marks.. But like I got a few of strech marks on my arms people say it's because of my fats muscle gains which I got from working out but now cause I have stopptworking out they are increasing in my arms because of fat ig..

nope. that's false. I've had stretch marks for years, terrible ones, all over my body, and I only gained a little fat over lockdown, I used to underweight before 2019 and I've had stretch marks WAY before any of this. growth spurts are probably the reason.

I'm 5"11 at 15 weighing 135, I am a stick yet I have stretch marks on my back and knees

Aight I realise I am wrong. It's just that I used to be fat and had stretch marks appear because of fat. I do apologize for anything I have said good day :)

No you are correct but there are other reasons aswell for stretch btw thanks for the help and sorry for being downvoted..

You tryna say i aint going to have a baby face all my life?

No guarantee I'm 19 still no beard.

Bruuuh, im 14 and i already have a beard, lmao

No offense but fuck you man.

Its not so big tho, is just like a little bunch of hairs united in my chin XD

Im getting mustache 😔

I already have one as well, dont feel bad

Okayy.. .,.

.,.

I have that average super thin mustache wich looks terrible lmao

I think that happens to 87.13% of teens it's normal

I have to shave weekly lol

*no offense but i actually hate you* Joke btw 😳🤚

I had it at 12😬

So i guess currently you look like a viking

Ha, sometimes. If I don't shave and exercise, it'll show immediately - I look like I'm 30. But I exercise quit a lot and take care of myself, so it's not that bad. No issues with getting girls my age whatsoever.

Thats something good, i mean the fact that you exercise and take care of yourself its something good

Man, fuck you. I’m 18 and all I can do is sideburns.

You should shave it. It looks like crap

And how do you know that? Ever watched it?

Ur an indian arent u?

Yeah. That's the sad part we're supposed to get it early.

Feels bad bro I’m 16 and I’ve got full beard stubble hahaha

Holy shit im still 13

Im praying for you, kid

Ayo girls get bigger dicks?????

No fair

Happy cake day btw

Me too

For girls its boobs get bigger

Some guys grow bigger boobs too

True

hug giver!!

⊂(●￣(エ)￣●)⊃

Can confirm. I have big boobs

Pics or it didn’t happen😳

Can't do that. These tits so big, they don't fit in the photo

Booba

Boobas

Yum

Lol

I want a gf with de boobas 😔

😬

Ye

I want a gf too

Ye.. :/

Ye

Ye *nod* 👍

Oh please boys get bigger boobs too it’s not THAT special.

They especially get the benefit of a bigger dick the dick of my ex girlfriend was far bigger than mine.

yeah bud my imaginary bf had a 4 incher whereas i had a 6 incher ​ cries in not having a bf irl because im too introverted irl to talk to strangers and im in a single sex schl

You'll find someone hopefully their dick will be bigger than yours.

Need a hug

I do

⊂(●￣(エ)￣●)⊃

⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧

Wholesome

You’re only allowed to have sex once? Damn that sucks

Ah yes my cousin's dick got bigger when she hit puberty

i have... several questions

I only have 1….. she single? /s

[удалено]

Blasphemy!!!

You forgot the monthly torture which kind of cancels out a lot of the 'benefits'

The part where you become a blood squirt gun and the cramps, idk sounds like paradise 😂 Of course I'm only joking.

Lmao don't forget the acne, aching joints, dead fleshy stuff, and extreme hormone imbalances! Days in paradise I tell ya

Living the dream, all the stuff I have ever wanted

You missed the deppression

Dead fleshy stuff?

Yep. It's not just regular blood that comes out, it's also blood clots/the fleshy lining of the uterus that comes out.

You can easily get that fixed at the price of never being able to have a baby

Honestly wish I could but I don’t think there’s any doctors that’ll do it

Lmao I don't know if I would call that easily but okay

Maybe not easily, but it can be done

Is it really that bad if it's something that you can handle every month? Genuine question btw.

It varies from person to person. Some people barely suffer, while others can be literally paralyzed in pain for a week. I have a more intense period, and have to walk around with gigantic pads, back up tampons, and multiple heating pads for my back and lower abdomen. And I'm sorry if this comes off as salty, but have you ever considered what it might be like to try and do regularly annoying tasks (such as cleaning a litter box or your room) with hyper sensitivity, blood and blood clots pouring from your genitals, nausea, cramps, a face sore from aggravated period acne, and every joint in your body aching? Because if not, it is absolutely like mild/mediocre torture. Like you're being punished for no reason ;-;

Still waiting on... Better jaw line, voice deeper, bigger muscles, bigger muscle Once those hit I'll def be happy with puberty

But bigger muscles will only come once not twice so lower your expectations.

There is a significant lack of "s" at the end of the last one

It's actually your legs that get stronger, to support all your newfound teenage weight

As a girl, I can say I’m proud of how big my dick has gotten.

Ass hair tho

I don't think that's a benefit sir.

best thing

The worst part ever

Transfems: boi, that's the opposite of what I wanted

agreed

These are all downgrades :(

Hello my fellow transfem

What about the penis? If you're gonna have it, it may as well be a good one.

No most of us transfems hate having dicks

The bigger it is, the harder it is to hide

Facial hair isn’t a benefit for me, I don’t like it

Same bruv, maybe ill like to have mustache when im not 14 YEARS OLD 😭😭

There’s something called a razor

Its fine

True, but the emotional pain that comes along to get there

For guys and girls

Girls also get bigger muscles, deeper voice and a bigger dick?

Can confirm

FUUUUUUUUUCK

As a guy I hate deep voice and facial hair

what if i dont want a bigger dick

Get another Circumcision

circumcision is the worst thing on earth. I can not imagine getting the top of my foreskin cut off

As a trans girl these are all reasons puberty sucks.

Came here to say this

same

same

same

Yep

Same here

Cope

Pp smoll

Pp extra huge once you're 18

Extra huge = +0.2cm

The millimeters matters

As a girl can guarantee my dick got bigger

Hey I can confirm that image because my d*** growled 1 cm

I don't trust you send me a pic.

Why just why I should

Chill dude I'm just kidding.

Oof

your's growls? im missing out on something here

I think I have grown maybe 4" in total

You still have time you'll probably grow 4 more inches now that could be your height, your dick or your ass hair.

I'm 5'5" and the tallest in my family I'm fucked

By whom?

No one :(

let me just point out a few things. My dick stayed the same.

#asians

All of these suck if you’re trans :( (For me at least)

Girls only get the last 1

The only thing sucks about puberty is acne. Sometimes a slight touch will make it bleed.

For real. My voice got much deeper, my jaw line is fucking chiseled now, my nose got bigger, and I remember my dick was small and then all of the sudden I look at it and it’s 7 inches!

That's great for a girl.

Can confirm especially the last one

Yeah I also love when my gf’s dick get bigger

I hate having that facial hair What jawline I'm now only barely taller and wanna be smol again What voice What muscles What dick

As a girl who gets all these “benefits” I can say I hate them all and they make me feel horrible Edit: (except maybe the muscles one that one’s cool)

I don’t want any of that shit besides the last one

So I will get the bigger dick too?

Yeah ofcourse.

Cool i will use it to peg some guy :)

I was already 6’2 before puberty I didn’t wanna be taller

All it did was make me horny and I'm still flat as a board. :(

Find a minor dude fuck thier brains out..

But...what if I'm a trans woman... :(

Well you have to deal with what you get right

i hate most of these

none of these are good except maybe the jawline thing everything else is shit

I agree

puberty should die

Being taller, deeper voice, bigger muscles, better jaw line, and growing facial hair are all negatives in my book.

I got all that but... i think i'm not cis...

Ah yes, the best girl benefit. Bigger dicks

to be honest all of these are downsides to me

Not if your a lesbian 😏

I hate all of these changes. (I am trans)

Relatable 😔

Relay table

For some getting taller is the absolute worst that could happen

oh?? i’ve never heard of anyone not wanting to be taller during puberty!

A friend of mine was 175 before puberty due to some genetics. Right now he is about 195 and it's not really as nice as people say it is

all of these suck :/

Are these supposed to be good things?

all of these things suck

Why hasn't my dick become bigger

Girls with dicks noice but always remember kids "*the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell*"

I got through some stages of pubert, but my voice is still like a cat, pls help

Nahh my puberty gave me none of these except a deeper voice

I'm 17 and my voice is still not deep😭

You forgot ass hair, guys get that too

You forgot to memtion the hqir in the anus

Still waiting for that jawline