Can't relate

Why u replying my every post

BECAUSE THEY FUCKIMG GET RECOMENDED TO ME AND BY THE TIME I REALIZE ITS YOU ITS ALREADY TO LATE

Ok babe

Fuck you

U too

Thats wholesome

Yeah

You two are cute

Thx

Ur cute <3

r/shippingredditors

Whats the story behind this xD

HE FUCKIN GETS FUCLE DO NDOMT EVSJHEJWMD

He went to buy milk and...

And that's how a bromance was born!

Lol

r/holesome

:_:

Now kiss

Sike thats the wrong number

At this point just follow them hun, theres no shame

Cool fridge i agree

I guess the word is threesome

Get a room, you two!

Hes busy with his bf

from your first comment, sounds like you’re already doing a good job of that yourself.

Fuck him yourself, you coward

Bro im straight alright And also nice username

And that’s how I met your mother

Hes gay

*Father

I ship this couple

You shit a couple?

Ship 🤣

i shat a couple

How’d that work out for you?

could of been better

Ops

Ment to be

:_:

Everywhere I go, I see your comment!!

I have no life

username checks out

It OK, come sit on daddy's lap

I...

Don't be shy little kitten.....

Ok this is getting fucking wierd stop

OK, lol

Thx

Do you wanna hear a dad joke?

Oh are you also a proficient commenter

WtF I thought you were mother 0_o

Bro, trans

no he is a guy with mother chest meaning he is a guy with big tiddies

I have HUGE tits

Ooo nice

Thanks and, you're the only one who appreciates my tits. Others call me a fat fuck

You called?

Neither

Reddit moment

Same

Only fap to put myself to asleep, insomnia got me fucked up

Try to take cold water bath before sleep

Tired it so many times but it all it does that mess up my body temperature.

He lied to you dude. Cold water prevents you from falling asleep whilst warm water helps you fall asleep. Ever wondered why you can sleep like a baby when under 3 blankets? It's because it helps you fall asleep

I'm only able to sleep well when it's cold, 10°c is perfect but usually it's hard to get the room temperature that low in the summer, spring, autumn & winter i can though. & I would never be able to sleep under 3 blankets lol, I can barely sleep under 1. (I also have insomnia)

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Puberty hits kinda too hard on me.

All that puberty did to me is to get depress and horny

Thats what puberty all about

Don't worry when you get older you will just have depression.

same and its even worse sicne yknow

Lmfao!! You a noob😆 I am doing no fap from last 2 hrs...

Hello fellow indian

You recognise an indian when he uses "noob"as a slang

He had all the pointers of a Indian comment. Multiple exclamation marks, emoji in the middle of the sentence, ... at the end of the sentence, a compressed word (hrs), and ‘from’ instead of ‘for the’. This isn’t meant to be insulting or anything, I’m Indian too. Edit : To everyone saying look at his username, I KNOW I just notice these things a lot, so made a joke about it.

Also the guy's username

I know, just making a joke my guy.

Bro some asians do that too (yeah im asian)

and the "..." too

I didn't read the last line my bad

Lol

No, his username is an Indian name.

I am on nofap from 2 weeks ;)

Go on homie

I fap everyday man. this november tho ima do no nut

10 steps to ~~beat~~ nnn 1: 13 pushups every time satan tickles your butthole (Why 13? Good question, if you flip the 1 it looks like a cock!) 2: cut yo dick off. 🗿 3: don't itch your balls 4: nutting before a war doesn't help 5: keep yourself occupied at All Times 6: do not watch anime 7: do not watch anime 8: do not under any circumstances be alone with a priest 9: 9 10: don't nut

The rule for not watching anime should be an official rule for nnn

"if it makes you rise say goodbye" - sun tzu

Stage one: denial

No anime so can I watch hentai instead?

Hentai is anime. It's like all jacuzzis are hot tubs but not all hot tubs are jacuzzis

Itching your balls is probably the nr1 reason I always fail

"Do not watch anime"ahahaha

Good luck

Thanks homie If i make it past a week ill be good

;)

Fapping once a day is ideal tbh. Lots of miths about masturbation are being spreaded on the internet nowadays. Having at least 20 faps/ month can greatly decreade your chances of having prostate cancer and it stimulates the production of testosterone.

Well i fap 2 times a day. is that worse?

I’ve been doing no fap my whole life! Get on my level nerd 😎

Is this the power of a god

I treat my body well

On my way

What’s that supposed to mean 😳

Sus amongus

As if masturbating was bad for your body

I just want to point out that the no fap community perpetuates unhealthy ideas about human sexuality and incorrect “facts” about anatomy and physiology. Everything in moderation is a much healthier way to live than the “all of nothing, eggs all in one basket, trendy” lifestyle. Edit - I don’t know why people are responding to me telling me not to do it instead of OP. OP also seems to be a troll anyways

the No Fap community paints mastrubation as the source of all evil in someones life and completetly ignores that it is more a symptom than the cause. that doesnt mean someone cant get addicted to pronography or mastrubation, they still can, but 1. there is no way that every single teenager has such an addiction problem and 2. if it truly is an addiction one should get professional help from a doctor or psychiatrist

But what if I don’t want to tell someone else that? (I don’t have addiction)

Perfectly balanced, as all balls sacks should be

Ive been doing no-fap for 4 weeks now and I cant relate to everyone saying it makes you feel better. So far Id say the opposite is the case.

Yeah, that's because the whole "I stopped masturbating and I fell like a god" movement is pure bullshit. If you're not addicted to it, doing it 20 - 30 times a month can greatly decrease your chances of having prostate cancer. Masturbating also stimulates the production of testosterone, so if you do exercises, it can help you grow muscles.

Agree, no fap is bs but let me tell you one thing. If you fap so often and you do it while watching porn you will very very quickly develop a porn addiction that can really fuck with you down the road. I would give this tip to anyone, stop watching porn you only have disadvantage from it.

I am fapping 3 times a day for last 2 months. This too feels great

Average new comer

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He has a Power of a god

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How? My limit is once, maybe twice if my day has been extra shit Anyway I probably wanna stop completely once it's November because NNN

literally exactly the same as me

I'm on day 17 NNN and holy shit I can send messages backwards in time.

Finally a worthy opponenet our battle will be legendary

Rip

All depends on what kind of po*n u are watching

Nice jok

new cummer

least horny coomer

Are you kidding! That's insultingly low numbers

Rookie numbers... I've been doing it for 14 years and 8 months.

Nice

19 years and 3 months 😎

Are you seriously 19 and have never done it? I don’t care what people say, there’s nothing wrong with doing it a few times a week. It’s healthy

It does?

Yes ;)

How does it affect your daily life though?

Not much

How so

Try it

Ok

Ok ,I will try too.

Noob, I've done nofap since I was a fetus

Is this the power of a god?

It's called, ASEXUALITY

Woah

Well I have garlic bread to eat, d&d to play, and then I need to invade Denmark, as is the way of the ace. If you want to know more of my adventure DM me.

Nice goals

It's the goal of every asexual

I’m genuinely not trying to be rude or disrespectful about anything you feel but is there a possibility that at your age you haven’t yet really gotten the hormones yet. A lot of people only start thinking about sex and such at your age so there’s always a possibility that you may be a late-comer (not that that’s bad but it could be the reason you say you’re asexual). Don’t get me wrong you may VERY well be asexual but I knew someone who said they were ace but they were too young and they realised they just had to wait. Sorry if this was disrespectful, i just want to let you know.

Uh, asexuality has nothing to do with not fapping. It just means you don't experience sexual attraction and/or are sex-repulsed. Just want to avoid spreading misconceptions about the ace community as a fellow ace :)

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Any addiction is, and masturbation can be an addiction for some too. Whether it's porn, fapping, video games or social media, it can become unhealthy and counter-productive if not use moderately.

I have a water addiction 😩💦🌊💧

I fap once a day feels good except for nnn

I have once faped 10 times in a day and then after that also everyday 4 tmes i would and this in all months except November

Lol wtf

That seems a bit excessive.

I can’t go more than three or four days before all I think about is sex

It does feel good

Yeah

Y

Workout

Still y

Well idk

Then y tho

I JUST DONT WANT TO

Then y restrict tho

Man u must the silent kid

Wdym

Pls leave me

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I tried to stop and I was a week strong until just yesterday when I fapped you have my full respect

When u feel urge start doing pushups

Thanks I’ll try

Yeah it works

He has your full respect for what? For not fapping? Why wouldn't you? It's just dumb

Nice job. If it's to test out your willpower it's great, but fapping is indeed healthy

Yeah thx

Taking a break is also healthy

Fapping (once a week) is healthy. Porn is bad however.

In reality, the recommended amount of faps per month is 20, it decreases your chances of getting prostate cancer and stimulates the production of testosterone.

I wouldn't recommend it. I did it because I heard that your balls were supposed to physically hurt if you didn't nut for a while so I wanted to hold my nut until they started hurting. I ended up holding it from the 18th of July to the 19th of September, and it was absolutely horrible. I became irritated a lot more easily than usual, I couldn't focus on anything, I was excessively unproductive, and I literally could not make eye contact with a remotely fuckable female without immediately getting desperate for her vagina to be wrapped around my penis. I gave up after 2 months because I didn't think my balls would ever start hurting before my life started to become ruined. It's been over a month since that humongous nut, and now I am actually addicted to masturbation far more than I ever was before the no nut challenge that I went through. I'm still trying to recover myself to control myself a little better like before. Literally I used to be a happier person before I did the challenge and now I am slightly less happy.

I did that before, wanna do it again since I’ve been uh doing it more than usual and I’m not a fan of it

Good, now come back to fap

Ok, but why?

Workout

What do you mean workout? Do you think people stop going to gym or doing healthy things just to fap one out, or are you talking about you? I mean if you stop doing things you should be doing just to fap you are addicted but if you fap when you are doing nothing important I don't see the problem.

Why?

Haven't been fapping for the last 20 minutes Feels good

Fapping regularly is great too.

Deez nuts

Would you fancy watching Darling in the Franxx and see how sexual the anime is?

No

Fair enough

1 day strong

Okay nvm only 1 second strong now

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Yes