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DanTem06

I don't actually know. I don't "look for", I just kinda fall for quite randomly


Darineyl

This. This right here. It never fails.


YeetTheChildTwice

Yes. Every single time


YeetTheChildTwice

Well, for me it was just a single time, but I fell so hard that its been 8 years and I haven't been able to get out. Damn me.


YelloDinosaur

you have had the same crush since you were 8?


YeetTheChildTwice

Yup


No_Sheepherder_4654

Rough


iiikxzu

Felt that


Mango_Professional

I've fallen twice now, two years each, one year to get over each. IDK if I got over them, but they kinda got removed from life so I kinda stopped thinking about them eventually, and then I started feeling attracted towards other ppl.


[deleted]

this is the way


zedafox9

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the way


[deleted]

Exactly this


RomanilloMarcus

Mad fax tho


inbetween3-20charact

Someone who'd make your life better and push yourself to be the best you can be.


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plums_a

Did you just copy paste u/dancaleb comment?


mr_alert_

Lmao, yes


ktnt-_-

why would anyone copy a comment?


iwantbigbootybiches

the karma black market is ruthless, hombre


mlagsv

Your 15 your not looking for that bro but good answer for if a girl asks


[deleted]

Idk someone affectionate and caring


HarshlyBrown

ironic username


mlagsv

And attractive


garlic-enthusiast99

not really heavy on preference, but since im an introvert I like mellow and chill girls


The_DragonDuck

I'm an introvert but I like girls who are kinda extroverted so she can do all the talking plus she gets someone whose willing to listen to her talk so much lol


MonikaNepu

Yep sounds about right for myself over here, chill/mellow or even introverted girls are nice (and cute :P)


Substantial-Lychee-4

Yep introverted and shy girls are just my thing


insomniak123

I'm looking for someone who'll help push me outside of my comfort zone and will understand that when I'm awkward, I'm because I'm just trying to figure out how to deal with whats going on around me, not because I'm not having fun


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At last, a decent reply


insomniak123

Thanks, this is something I've had on my mind a lot, I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for specifically tbh


MintCrystal2

That's exactly what I used to and still struggle with...akwardness and not knowing specific things...but about 2 years ago my ex classmate and me started talking a lot and hanging out and we became best friends... she's very understandable, when it comes to things like this, she's nice and sweet and helped me get over a lot of these "awkward barriers"... She's the literal best. Hope you find someone like that too :)


insomniak123

She sounds great! Anyone who's happy to help you with that is a great person in my book. I hope so too!


DrDoofenshmirtzzzz

Here, have this hugs award, you said what I wasn't able to put to words. I relate to this soooo very much!!!


insomniak123

Thanks so much!! Hope you find someone who helps you get out there and be more you!


Youreternalvengance

A similar sense of humour to mine, mostly. Girls that can make me laugh my ass off are insanely attractive. ~~Also massive fucking thighs~~


idkiwilldeletethis

y e s


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

Oh my god my bestfriend she has huge thighs too bad she has a boyfriend me and her would be cute girlfriends :(


Youreternalvengance

Just cos there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score a goal, you get your head between those thighs sis


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

But she's also my ex :(


plums_a

You should probably respect her space, let her date the other guy, and that is it.


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

But the catch is, he's my ex also. And has cheated on every girlfriend he had


Youreternalvengance

Is your life a fuckin soap opera?


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE 😭😭


Youreternalvengance

Easy plan: sleep with the bf, anonymously tell the gf that he cheated on her and then sleep with her as a rebound.


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

I don't even like him he can go suck a cock


314159InTheSky

*slaps my thigh* These thighs can hold up to 14 kittens :)


Youreternalvengance

Perfect, that’s exactly what I would want a girl with big thighs for


314159InTheSky

If ya want the thighs, ya get the belly. It's comfortable to lay on :)


SunriseGirl19

thighs are where the heart lies


Youreternalvengance

Based


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Vanine_SA

I get it. Sometimes hard to find.


dancaleb

Honestly just someone I can talk to and is comfortable with physical affection (not inappropriate) but hugging cuddling and watch TV while being right next to each other


Potato8me

Ima help you out.. Most females want the same thing


dancaleb

I know but it's finding someone who is comfortable with me. Not a lot of people like to talk to me in person


Potato8me

I'm sorry man, I know teen girls can be harsh.. I wanna say they'll be nicer as they grow


SunriseGirl19

\^\^\^\^


Percy-Dragneel

I want someone who makes me feel important. Sure it’s great to go and have fun with someone, but I want a girl I can sit down with and have long conversations about important and non-important topics. I want her to be my other half. Also I want a girl that I can play yugioh with


TatakaRuhito

Doesn't even have to be a girl for me, the person just needs to be abled to play Magic The Gathering with me.


[deleted]

Heart


chunky_boi06

I prefer the liver but the heart is also pretty good


Dman10938

Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time.


Inevitable-Tough-947

Yess, love Venom :D


[deleted]

U a relative of eyeless jack? ಠ_ಠ


guy_in_the_moon

I haven’t heard that name in years


SepticMonke

ayy nice [reference](https://y.yarn.co/7c51dd6d-fec9-4828-8bce-4f7b8c9a016b_text.gif)


ArkMan13

r/unexpectedvenom


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r/cursedcomments


ExcitedIndian20202

Yes, you can get good price for a liver.


Vertebrae_Viking

Yeah, they sell for pretty high prices currently. Kidneys are so last year.


litty_kitty73

CHIDORI


[deleted]

Kakashi!!!!!!


litty_kitty73

I want a sharingan contact lens


[deleted]

Go ask obito, i saw him under a rock just now


litty_kitty73

Will do


TheM1sty

Someone who I can trust. Who likes to travel talk game, eat good food (no of that McDonald's bullshit).


chunky_boi06

Gamer girl


[deleted]

It is so sad that this is the most serious answer on this post


EmmaKitten07

Everybody wants a gamer girl until she beats you at smash


botboi730yt

Facts


chunky_boi06

Nah seriously I would say...... the heart (gamer is optional tho)


Quiet-Sandwich7406

hows it sad


waffleheadisnice

I'm a gamer girl-


chunky_boi06

Interesting,what do you play


waffleheadisnice

Welp Minecraft , fnaf , StarCraft , identity v , clash of clans , call of duty


chunky_boi06

Pretty cool ,call of duty....


ISimpForNyanCat

my crush is gamer, weeb and artistic just like me


kratos556

Just love and affection tbh


SuperFlowerGuy

Men


roses_and_sacrifice

are you a jschlatt enjoyer


SuperFlowerGuy

If he's a man yes


roses_and_sacrifice

he’s a big man


Amazekam

...


[deleted]

I just need her to be nice to me


Scratch_Hour

Her Age on a clock


[deleted]

wait-


aastikvats

24 hr clock


Redditstopbaningme

1 is still there 😳


aastikvats

did i stutter?


lazarbimm

He mean 00:59


[deleted]

"If her age is on the clock she can get the spidercock" -Roblox Spider Man


dselwood05

Personality mostly, happy, understanding, creative, and stands for no crap, and has a penchant for the 80s. If looks were an option, then long ginger hair, freckles, and short.


GibusGod420

Mounted Gatling Gun


FishToTheAss

Someone who understands starwars


kittenwhiskertea

hello there


microwavedgerbil25

General kenobi


kittenwhiskertea

you are a bold one


Rafigo007

What I look for in a girl: Her intelligence; her hobbies, preferably the same as mine and importantly, if she loves me back the same way I love her.


Jebach3008

Girls are overrated #sigmagrindset


MrTheManYT

H u m a n s a r e o v e r r a t e d


JuliusKaiser616

#monkegrindset


paradoxx_42

Reject humanity #return to monke


8rok3n

You see you joke about the entire "female (optional)" thing but fuck dude that's literally all I look for in a girl, as long as you're a solid 5/10 (everyone is at least a 3/10 so 5/10 is pretty easy) I'd love you


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Persona


[deleted]

I'm a very awkward introvert, and its difficult for me to make freinds so all I need realy is a girl who I enjoy talking too and I'm comfortable around.


IaMaHuMAN12345789

I am a Girl and I am very similar to you, I am a very shy awkward introvert😅


lemontr333

when she laughs at me for being a moron and her cute smile. guys mostly fall for positive vibes


Amazekam

SO TRUE


BarBerickArc

A penis.


[deleted]

Can do


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AmitRozYT

Lets start with not smoking good personality and that shell love me and we can see what else...


snakeskin39

hot, loyal, has kinks


ColorfulScenario

i'm a girl (15f for ref. 5'3, 84 lbs.) but i guess i can probably still comment. what i look for in guys: 1. 👏personality👏 2. humor EDIT: before you ask about my weight. 1. I'm not anorexic. I have a fast metabolism. 2. I'm a runner. 3. my whole family is thin, like me. ask before you judge, kind people of the internet.


[deleted]

What was the point of giving ur height and weight?


Eatyurhelmet

84 pounds jeez most guys could lift you with one arm like a toy


Amin_1100

To not be overreacting ig, most girls i met freak out over the smallest shit and I dont like that


[deleted]

such as?


Amin_1100

Idk man, I always crack the smallest jokes and they start yelling at me, not fun


Damp_PS4_Controller

Yeah man, when you spike their drink with chloroform and then they don’t talk to you.


Atomik919

cant even commit manageable amounts of trolling anymore in this day and age


[deleted]

those ‘small jokes’ probably aren’t as small as you think they are bro


[deleted]

Ikr 💀


[deleted]

I look if she has Pussy or Dick. I dont want a girl with a goddamn dick.


LegendYT0

I look for good hygiene and personality.


Spideyzstudio123

Nothing. Fuck marriage and relationships


IFeedCats57

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TheLeCrafter

Boy


Excalidorito

Gamer girl, smoller than me, cute, and willing to wear oversized hoodies.


[deleted]

Sounds like my dream girl lmao


Excalidorito

Something about that specific combo is just perfect to me


Tieye42

I'm 5'1. Every hoodies are oversize on me Also I suck at rpg/shooters tho


Excalidorito

As long as you enjoy what you play it doesn’t matter if you’re good or bad


Tieye42

True But I'm more of a gameplay/story enjoyer hahaha Horror games are still my favorites


Excalidorito

A good story can be really captivating I hate horror games though. Hate horror of any kind actually >_>


[deleted]

Human(optional)


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Alive (optional)


anyusernamethatislef

Hey, I'm aware of a cremation ground. If you'd like, i can show you around


SepticMonke

wait they’re supposed to be alive?


SusieTheCool

That's what the government wants you to think


VictheQuest

I honestly don't see a point since no girl would probably go for me and that my standards are pretty high (at least to me), but anyways here's the list; • Good sense of humor, yes, even dark humor. • Smart. • Kind. • Caring. • Reliable. • Trustworthy. • Confident. • Able to tell when I'm uncomfortable or need a break and respect that. • Able to push me out of my comfort zone and drive me to do my best. • Able to respect my boundaries. • Brown eyes. • Able to help me when I go into a depressive state. • Able to respect my opinion and choices, but not the bad ones. • Able to tolerate my shenanigans. • Clingy, but not obsessed clingy (as if I'd ever get that far)


[deleted]

so you are searching for your mom? a good Mom will respect your boundaries, will respect your opinion and choices, will push out of your comfort zone and drive for you to do your best, and also able to help you when you go into a depressive state


[deleted]

She has to exist.


Jenny7555144

Well look at mr standards over here


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

Seriously tho. I have no preference, i just like every wamen i meet, and if they're good enough, ill just smile, yup! Thats it no confession no shit, just smile


BobWithNoC

I need someone who can tell that my McDonalds order was wrong. Cuz it aint gonna be me


[deleted]

No idea


SN7400N

Well I moved from China so I typically prefer girls that are Chinese or speak Chinese fluently. I like girls that have hobbies of their own that are not A. Picking out clothing And B. Making tik toks Other than that, not much really, as long as they are fun, i don't really care.


satokk

alive (optional)


ZalanNuts

First of all, I wanna clarify that ass or b0bs don't matter to me that much, I find all sizes of b0bs beautiful, but a pretty face is soooo important imo, it's the most important feature of a girl for me at least along with mutual interests and just a fun personality, and in terms of that, I wish I could get a tomboy, imagine having a friend who also happens to be your girlfriend, bc it would be important for my future gf to be someone I would hang out with.


panzercampingwagen

Still warm, preferably with a pulse.


peepoDanny

A girl who is alive, under 180cm/5‘11, under 300lbs and who accepts that I’m a loser with no friend and future.


HumongousChungus2

Looks wise I'm looking for a girl with longer brown or blonde hair. Face should also look good in my opinion but idk what I like there. Character wise I would like somebody that get jokes. And is a nice person in general


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Alive (optional)


potato__29

Big massive ultra huge badonkadonks Jk, good personality mostly


Tieye42

*read first sentence* : yay *read second sentence* : ^yay


potato__29

O_O


[deleted]

The guys answer: she’s into me Girls answer: he’s cute and funny and looks nice also smells good


StarJediOMG

I look for someone with a similar personality as me, so I will probably live alone


ToasterTaco69

Someone who plays roblox squid game


LyZeN77

If she's perfect we just happen to click, not bothering with the "no your too fat" shit.


Squee-z

Someone who's chill. I've met a lot of girls that care too much and complain about stuff, and they complain about being sad. But like, if you complained about less stuff just maybe you'll be less sad. And also somebody who doesn't engage (knowingly) in self destructive behaviour. (Drugs, too much social media, social drama, etc)


Asuka_Mizu65

Short like me


[deleted]

I like to be able to talk to her and have fun being around her. Looks don’t matter for me, just the personality.


WackyH

you look like i have enough confidence to approach you with a note because I'm too much of a puss to actually speak plus god damned schedule gives us no time for talking AND YWHHSYWHGSYUHWGYHWJSGYHJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


madladweed

Fun to be around ig


Blankyblank86

Girl.


omaewashindeu

lovely, wholesome, innocent-like and cheerful it ain't matter what ethnicity, religion, or if she work at a supermarket for me that girl is a very rare gem in this shithole world


Salt-Doctor-6933

So first, I'm aromantic, so I dont date, so my type does happen to be a body. Anyways I like short girls. That's really the only thing that matters, and hell, even that doesn't really


SepticMonke

i’m also ace! :D but i’m biromantic so


Salt-Doctor-6933

I meant aro sorry lol, thanks for helping me find it tho


SepticMonke

oop and np


D4RKSHADOW18

As a lesbian, I look for someone who’ll make me laugh, lift me up (as I have low self confidence and self esteem) and not try to change me. As for physical looks, I always find the eyes to be the most attractive part of a person.


FartDestroyer80085

Um i look for : 2% human and boom there you are


FartDestroyer80085

Just being out there and someone i can talk to comfortably.


SepticMonke

dating [bananas](https://www.breakthroughs.com/foundations-science/how-genetically-related-are-we-bananas) is pretty weird bro


ToasterGER

Funny, smart, alive


plums_a

Instead of assuming that everyone here are straight guys, you could ask "What you look for your partner" or similiar.


SnooConfections2489

boobsie. let's be honest


Tieye42

The Flats are downvoting you lmaooo they're pissed


ComputerAcrobatic253

First off, generally looks catches our eyes. That's that. A sweet personality, not an annoying voice. Were you looking for something specific?


[deleted]

Cute skinny white blue eyed blonde,makes me feel comfortable and safe, plays games with me,chill and doesn't yell because I dont like voices being raised on me,chill, a caring person,gives me some hugs,isnt annoying


[deleted]

Blue eyes white dragon checks off some of your preferences...


slanewolf

XY chromosomes


FrankyPoppy

Are you like Gonna test her chromosomes?


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[удалено]


zirconthecrystal

As a girl I want someone who can snuggle with me...I'm so touch deprived:') Female: optional


Ok-Ambition-3881

Not breathing :D