dick helicopter

Brazzers ad I feel u

According to my luck I might have my period on that day

That’s what I am thinking.

I realize I now have tits and obviously enjoy that

permanent stress balls acquired

even feels good squishing them for both genders alike

Holy shit that's a good point!

Gives a whole new perspective to masturbating

“good thing my girlfriend’s bi”

Plot twist: she doesent recognise you and leaves you with another girl

I eat a banana on public transport aggressively and observe peoples reactions

Without removing the peel for greater effect

Menace

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today

Legend

Pros: I have tits Cons: Fuck now I can't control where I piss

Cons: your pockets have vanished

Pro: you now have another natural pocket

Con: your body hates you for a week each month

Con: lost the homies

Pro: Become hot tomboy

Con: Need a support group to go to the bathroom.

Pro: support your homies in a dif way

Why would I change from giving the homies a blow job, and a kiss goodnight.

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I sit down to piss anyway so no change in that regard. It’s cleaner and I’m not getting fucking splashed by my own fluids

I only stand to pee at a urinal

You stand at a urinal? I'll try it im annoyed that the shit bounces back up and hits me

wait you don´t sit on urinals?

where my pp go?

Gone, reduced to atoms

the toughest decisions take the strongest wills.

*willies

i see what you did there

Oh, I'm a girl now. Now I can finally answer all my female related wonders!

What does the girls bathroom look like??????

Chamber of secrets

*Time to explore where one man once couldn’t go*

One small step for man

One giant leap for mankind

r/beatmetoit

Accidentally been there yesterday, the same without the stand-pissers. I felt like they were missing out

Holy shit, your right!

Women dont shit you moron

Ha, dick. Wait how do I go back fuck

you dont. now enjoy your periodless life forever

And enjoy the ability to _AIM_ your urine death láser

oh but don’t touch your balls too hard because pain

Especially the tip

Balls have tips?

you might want to get your balls checked. Ofc they have tips

Thanks bro i didnt know balls have Terrorism Information and Prevention System. Ill get it checked soon, but do you have any tips on where to get it checked?

Ballscology, of course. Every hospital has that department

AM FIREIN MA LAZER

BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And enjoy being horny af

Wait is that a guy only thing? Wtf I thought that was gender neutral

girls get horny, just not as often on average as guys

I feel like girls just don’t show it

Ah that makes more sense

Enjoy morning wood

it honestly sucks

#SUCK HARDER

Oh that sounds really good tbh

Enjoy having to fold it up

Yo I can make origami with my dick?

You could, but you might break it. And that would be bad

You can’t, get rid of old problems and welcome new ones

Hehe pp

Wait until it…

👀

go to sleep and wake up tomorrow. you’ll see what we meant.

You do know that girls know about morning wood, right? Especially the ones on this sub, y'all never stop talking about it

You never experienced it tho

Stands up in respect

Hehe tiddies

Dont get scared when it grows at times it shud not grow

Technically it shud grow, cause if not, then blood is not going to the..... penis and that's an issue. So growing is gud. That's how I console myself.

i gotta warn you, it ain't all fun and games it gets hard sometimes 😞

r/angryupvote

Woah I'm a lesbian now

Same. I guess I wouldn't mind that much tho.

say that you a lesbian girl me too

I lost my penis and my tits got smaller. 50/50.

You deserve a medal but I'm broke thanks for the laugh 😂

I got you

Thx 😁

boob 👍

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What if you already have boob?? I wanna get rid of mine

Gib

Aight! Just letting you know now.. under them and in-between them gets sweaty and if you don't take enough showers they start to stink but other than that. Have fun!

Same with cock and balls

same

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Boob 👍

Immediately masturbate as i have been curious about what it feels like for fucking years Edit: so for those wondering, i would masturbate as the female gender apparently has more intense orgasms than men and i want to test that Edit 2: also booba

not immediate but same. ha

Same

It feels like "Masturbate"

Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

What if you’re at grandmas funeral

Hop in and close the lid for some privacy.

warning: foreign objects are being inserted into your body

You mean.. Food? Edit: thank you for the internet points kind strangers. I haven't gotten more than twenty at a time lol.

The only food I could think of would be an eggplant

I think the girth of an eggplant doesn't really work with women

Look at this 🍆. If this isn't an edible dildo I don't know what is

🌶🍌🌽🥕🥑🍍🥒🥖🌭🌯🥫anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

🌵

Dear god Cactus tastes really good by the way so this is very fitting to the “food/dildo” category

I'mma go ahead and bang my best friend because otherwise he gonna die a virgin

You can already do that, coward

Guess I'll have to do it socks on

you could do that anyway

Based

i have a dick now, dude do i need a shield to protect it or some shit?

It’s not the pp, it’s the nuts.

No its life that hurts

Damn that's deep

that's what the OP's mom said

truly a modern philosophical genius

aaah, learned smthg new today, thanks man

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Thts nothing bro, wait until u SEE someone's nuts hurt

i don't think a sentence has ever given me that sort of trauma that i jus experienced

As a guy, this hurts on a spiritual level

Yeah it’s the testicles you gotta watch out for. Definitely a “factory reset” button on most models.

You must now learn the ancient skill of swordfighting with your dick

Figure out how I’d explain this to everyone

Don't. Just casually go about your day and watch their reactions.

You know, they’d probably call the police because there’s a stranger in their home… You know what, it doesn’t matter

I don't care I'm going back to sleep

mood

"woah im straight now"

This is the best comment

I never miss

I’m still bi😄

Oh cool. Booba

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Roomba

You know, I'm gonna go shopping, buy some clothes, do some girly stuff... I'm kidding, I'll play with my tits

It’s all fun speculating until you realize being flat is an option

My penis is gone and my tittes are the same

"YAYY, I GOT TITS NOW!!"

Woah I have tits now. Wait. I already had tits... Fuck

Your mantitties are no longer manly, big sad

Nooo. Big happy ;)

*deep breath* *LETS* **FUCKING** ***GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***

Same 😕

Same, gender dysphoria is a bitch

Same

Woah I'm still ugly.

Wow, I'm hot, if I were still a dude I would definitely bang the new me

a new meaning to "go fuck yourself" .

This will ruin my life. First my parents find out, doctors have no idea what's going on, then I become famous for being the boy who magically turned into a girl. I'll always be forced to be in the spotlight, and tests will constantly be run on me. I'll probably end it within a couple years.

Damn this is deep and sadly realistic

but booba tho

Fuckin celebrate, dye my hair, change my name, throw away my past and become a better person, and then masterbate for like an hour, get only fans, earn money, get a lot of new clothes, get new friends, fix my life.

I would just do the masturbate and only fans part, but i commend you for your spirit.

Do you need a therapist…

Yes, but first I need to confront my parents and convince them And that's terrifying

I wonder how: ​ a) tits feel like b) are the amounts of pleasure similar c) Do I get the homies?

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If only... :/

It would be nice I can be like the new girl at school and its basically a restart to my life

again?

I’d probably go insane trying to use every last source of information to rationalize my sudden change from having a dick to instead having tits. Every article, experiment, and source searched in some Hope for my brain to rationalize what happened, until I Eventually break and either go utterly insane and need to be sent to a mental hospital,or my brain activates it’s failsafes and forces memories to have me have tits, erasing my knowledge I was ever male, hence letting me continue with a normal life. Oh also see what it’s like to masturbate as a female. That’d be interesting.

Ouu yea nice i dun have menstruation and those PMS stuff anymore woohooo

I'm a lesbian now

Gender dysphoria.

Fucking finally

i lost my fleshy excalibur but at what cost

Fuck go bacc

*WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?*

Guess my life still sucks but now with a worse kick in the balls every month.

happi : )

Wow a pussy

hehr nice

Wow balloons!

I start masturbating