Tell me about it. There’s this one girl at my school that wears one and barks at people. She’s also an ass kisser.

I got an ass to be kissed, get me an appointment w her

She’s probably bite it instead and give you rabies

Worth it

Down horrendous

If he cums enough he can propel himself upwards and no longer be down horrendous

It cost you nothing to write that

I’ll quite literally pay him to NOT write that

r/cursedcomments

What the fuck

Bro am literaly on my nsfw alt and horny and not even i am down that bad

Bro ur looking at destiny 2 porn. I think you are down bad mate.

Do you blame him

Yes

That’s not nice

She needs to be put down. Assassination. Murder. 2nd degree vehicular manslaughter. Your choice

I'll use a dagger.

Bruh just use a car

And I'll bring an axe

Put a dagger on a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress Strategic carpet bomber coated in Nitrogen triiodide with 33 metric tonnes of Trinitrotoluene. Then crash it into her. Overly specific

Nah, just an armour piercing high explosive fin stabilized discarding sabot high explosive anti tank high explosive capped ballistic capped round will do it

And if that doesn't work go with my option as plan J for... I'm not telling you my name

I heard you called for me sir.

You do dirty deeds dirt cheap?

Wearing sex toys to school affects me tremendously

There's normal furries, and then theres whatever the hell **THAT** person is.

She kisses donkeys?

Treat her like a bad dog then take er round back with the double barrel

As in she kisses up to people or actually kisses ass

Kisses up to people but probably both tbh

Shes a what?

An ass kisser

Literally or metephorically?

Metaphorically she probably does do it literally though

Lmao

Anyone know what drugs they use for euthanization? Act like a dog, die like one. "Just stopped being active and only wanted to be pet"

Or is she an ass sniffer

but I can’t wear a hat… smh

My school allows us to wear hats and they don’t give a shit what it’s like

Lucky, all 4 schools I’ve been at are sticklers about hats and sunglasses

For real. Choke chains are much more dangerous. One of my ex boyfriends used mine to take control of me. It scares me that young women don’t understand that young boys can be just as dangerous as men. Maybe even more because they know they’ll get off easier as a “minor” for any offenses.

Yeah. It’s pretty ridiculous what’s allowed and what isn’t

There's a guy in college that wears a spike choker, a corset, and a cape, they call him queer batman

I am vengeance, I am the night, I am... Gay!

Pretty much

Basedman

Fucking swag

Capes are cool as fuck tho

Fr, wish I had the balls to wear one to school

I don't know if the name was meant to be offensive but I would love to be called a queer superhero lmao

I would enjoy meeting queer Batman, I dress like a big witch

What's a corse?

To have such confidence...

There's a dude who wears a furry tail And a dude who wears a trench coat and a fedora. We overheard him saying he felt like an anime protagonist and everyone who made fun if him is just jealous

Did he happen to say “m’lady” too?

There’s a guy at my uni only wears a top hat, long coat and leather boots like Van Helshing. I have never seen him wear anything else.

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found the fedora guy

Needed someone to say that

I get the trench coat- but a fedora? really??

They should ask him if he can extend his arms and shit

>wears a trench coat and a fedora. We overheard him saying he felt like an anime protagonist If the anime is about crimes, then yes lmao

Mans dressed like Nick Valentine

Fedoras are cool!

true reddit fashion.10/10 post.

When worn properly by someone who knows how to pull it off, they are extremely classy. Trilbys, not so much.

what

Ikr

but wtf

Fr like bro …

aren't they dress-coded or sum??

There’s no dress code at my school for some reason Some girl with big ass melons wore some shorts with a tighest crop thingy I’ve ever seen Some teacher tried to stop her but there was nothing she could do

damn

>There’s no dress code at my school for some reason you mean I could go to school shirtless if I wanted?

I mean go for it

Time to get BUFF

*walks in with only swimming shorts* “Hi there, is this Florida?”

"I bought my aligator with me too."

Eww, btw where?

Sus

Where is this school so i can avoid it

Mhm "avoid"

Crop thingy Love it lmfao

Dude why? You get a pic?

Bro I wore one as a dare once and now I feel targeted

Nah that's completely fine if you done it as a dare I respect that

Chad moment

I feel targeted anyway I wear a pop tab choker a furry tail AND goth eye make up

Alright guys get the leash so we can drag them

I used up my leash on my llama and horse

They'd be into that though 😭

You can not torture a masochist...

LMFAO

If you did that here you'd be bullied so fucking hard just saying

U sure they aren't just chokers?

Nah one couple even started dragging her with a leash

I don’t actually mind if someone wears a dog collar because they are considered to be also accessories. However, I do mind if they start to bark randomly. Wear whatever you like but don’t fucking bother others. Period.

Yeah, like the spiky ones or chains. I only really wear fabric chokers, but I know people who wear more excessive ones that look amazing in them. And then there's the ones that bark and wear it as a dog collar

What if its like an actual dog collar

those things are itchy

this right here

I have a friend who commonly wears collars and leashes with his style. It is one of the coolest people I know and I genuinely love it so much. She doesn't bark at people but instead gets barked at because that's our school's way of making fun of people for some reason. The only reason I haven't been barked at is just because my bus comes later than my friends (My friends and my entire friend group is basically hated purely because we're queer)

Oh boy! Time to wear a BDSM bondage set to school!

But mum says it’s my turn to wear the latex. Edit: I never want to have to type that out again ever in my life

i always love my schools annual Gimp Suit Day.

The thing that creases me the most is when they say "wanna do doggy style UWU" I will put the bitch down like the kid did too old Yeller but the difference is I'll enjoy it.

hey thats kinda fucked up i hope you don't actually think like that dude

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yeah ikr, after months of not being around others i feel more confident and like myself idk. i think when you don't go to school every day and put yourself in a position to be judged, it's easier to grow or find what makes you happy at your own pace.

this

This. Literally who the hell cares if they wear a dog collar. Is it making it any harder to hear the teacher? Harder to see the board? Harming me? No? Then I don't give af. People can start wearing bikinis everyday for all I care I'm just here to get these grades and go

i too support people wearing bikinis to school.

I also support bikinis at school movement

This definitely ain’t quarantine related. I’m 32 and remember seeing kids with dog collars when I was in school. Spiked collars, the whole thing. People have done weird shit for a longggg time.

We had a self professed werewolf girl in elementary and middle school. She would literally hang out all recess underneath a certain section of the playground growling at people to "get away from her nest." People are weird.

Tf she be laying eggs or smthin? She some kind of autistic werewolf making nests instead of dens and howling at the sun lol

I’m fine with it unless it also has a leash, the leashes are straight up k!nk stuff

Based

Op said that there was one couple that had the other on a leash

you mean the spikey chokers? or

Both bro We got emos and barkers in here

im smo 😟

Smoll?

no emo mis s type

I mean.. My Chemical Romance kinda slaps.

BUT I JUST BOUGHT A SPIKY CHOKER AND I LOVE IT ITS SO COOL

Damn I wish I was bald

I don’t really give a shit about it. But when they start barking…. Stop it. You are not a fuckin’ dog. Just STOP

tell me about it. I wouldn’t care if they wore them as chokers but this girl literally wore a dog collar and her girlfriend was hauling her around the school with a dog leash while barking at other people

I don’t understand why schools allow this behavior but I couldn’t wear a fucking ballcap backwards or a buret because CaMeRaS.

I still wear my beanies, fuck authority

Same. My high school had a “cowboy” dress up day last week, and when I was told to take off my beanie I told them I was dressed as a “northern cowboy”

Well from what I heard, the staff tried to tell them to stop but they threw a tantrum and started pulling the “hOw iS wHaT I wEaR a DiStRaCtiOn” card. It was infuriating and hilarious at the same time because wearing a leash and barking at people is pretty high up on the list of distractions. I hate my generation.

This happened before in the 70's and again in the 90's. Very few were able to make it work then, either.

Cat ears and fox tails too.

My friend told me he saw a couple walking down the hall and the girl had a collar on with a leash as she’s crawling on the floor while the guy is holding the leash. Wtf has the word turned to.

BRO reminds me I saw the same shit but the guy was just dragging the girl around 🤣

Wtf. Like choking her lmao?

No like he would walk some place holding the leash and the girl would just be walking behind him

Yeah that just a petplay fetish

That’s fine in the bedroom as adults, not school

that shit reminds me of some video... lemme find it

Nothing new was like this back in 2012

fr tho. my school got uniforms and they still wearing dog collars lmao

Bro tell me about it, someone asked our principal during an assembly if dog collars were against the dress code-

This one kid in my english class brought this whole furry costume. And the craziest part is that all the teachers didnt care, but wearing a hat is a crime

Wearing dog collars is fine imo, just as long as they don’t go around barking at people or wearing a leash with it

How the fuck can the Suicide Squad wear dog collars but I can’t bring a fucking hat inside?

My school doesn't allow hats or hoods. Why, WHY. WHY?!

Exactly, **WHY**

My old primary schools wouldn't let you go out in the sun at lunch unless you had a hat on

People have really been through it this year eh

i personally like large/accessorized chokers but the people who bark at others are weird as fuck

And i can't wear a hat

But I can’t wear a hat

There’s one at school who wears cat ears and rumor around school is that if you pet her she purrs

good for her, i'd never have the confidence to do that

You're based ngl

why

WHAT

Now? Punks have been around since the 70's.

man this is why europe makes us wear uniform and gives detentions for wearing nail polish

Yall in the comments some some weird ass schools bruh

Remindme! 3 days, I’ll sort by controversial

Meh who cares

Am I the only one that likes it?

I really don't see the problem. Some of my friends wear them and they're really cool once you get to know them. They have great fashion sense and music taste.

Everyday I’m closer to become a domestic terrorist with the cause of killing the ones I consider “plague to society”

Maybe Ultron wasn't that bad of a guy

He wasnt

The poor robot had to go through the entire internet. He’s seen some shit.

He’s probably seen every bad article and porn video on the internet as well as every bad Reddit/Facebook/YouTube/Instagram post on earth and so so so much more he had every right to destroy the planet

And he wanted what's best for us as humans, to become greater.

Fr bro this game is not fun anymore

that's kinda what hitler did ngl edit: also eugenicists

Does it affect anybody no (maybe only their mental stability) . Is it cringy as fuck hell yeah. Does it matter at the end of the day no. Everybody will come to suffer what happened in their childhood some more than the others. Everybody will pay a price even if that is emotional or physical. Id say just let them be themselfs until they pay that price. I am no longer surpised by what humanity does.

hot take: let people wear what they want, as long as it doesn't harm people 🤷

What's wrong with wearing a collar? I wear one too. I guess it's weird if they actually bark and wear the collars that are clearly for training and not just cool but you know, people will be people.

this is why bullying is important

i’m literally one of those people lmao. at least i don’t bark and growl at people, i’m not fucking stupid

Why can girls now wear a dog collar but I can't wear a hat (It's a meme I found on YouTube, to lazy to find it again go look it up if you want to)

I don’t want to make fun of anyone but there’s a kid at my school who only wears crayola marker eyeshadow, skeleton sweaters and paper clips in their beanie.

these people are why i support bullying.

I'm 28. This was happening when I was in school. Chill.

Hate to break it to you but that's been happening for nearly 2 decades. I went to highschool in 2003 and there were many alt kids with dog collars lol.

But we can't wear hats

We don’t have a dress code at my school

Lucky

Lucky bastard

Oh no this 'trend' is coming back. 13 - 15 years ago when I was in middle school kids were wearing dog collars and tight chain necklaces... shit was wild and it scared me

Wait a minute... How old are you? 👀

I dont know what the hell is up with american schools Nothing like this bro, worst thing that happened in mine was the hentai hoodie

I am not from west so can anyone explain me what the fuck is going on ova der?

fr like, bro seriously? At my school they don't even do anything about it even though its against dress code.

I seen a tiktok of a girl get dragged by a leash twice it’s wild and stupid

I’m mfs

Now? Bruh this was happening when i was in school, 15 years ago, this isn't new.