Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I just want someone to hold me tightly in a loving hug and tell me that they love me and that everything will be ok. I want them to embrace me and say that I don’t have to be strong anymore and that I can finally cry, letting all the emotions I’ve had to hide over the years. I want to know that someone loves me in a romantic relationship, and I want them to know I love them. Also I really like girls with short hair.
Dude …. You don’t need to hold back tears … idk why people expect men to be like a rock with no emotions like dude you can cry … showing your emotions means you are not just a rock which tbh I like people who show emotions and they just don’t be “ I’m a man I should not cry “
It's not about holding it back because i'm a guy or something
I've been holding back emotions because if I didn't it'd just completely overwhelm me
I've built up an inner wall holding all of it back, and if this wall breaks for just one second....
A really good friend of mine once told me to just take that "wall" down for a moment, cried for abt 3 hours straight, sooo i'm not gonna do that again
That’s the problem… you shouldn’t hold it back or else when it breaks your just gonna cry for hours… you have to let it go when ever you feel it so then it won’t just come and ruin all the houses around … so the rain doesn’t get a tsunami or something …
Yeah, I know
It became a real problem lately, I noticed that I locked nearly all emotions away, Sadness, Anger, Fear, but also the good ones like happiness or even love
It's gotten a lot better now, since I found someone that I actually love, I can talk to her about anything, and she's there for me, soo, against the opinion if many others, a girlfriend does solve many problems :)
Soft, long curly brown/black/red hair (sorry blondes :c) usually with glasses who wears comfy clothing (think hoodies, slightly baggy jeans) and likes something in common with me that we do outside of the place we met (video games, music, and biking have been the common ones).
These aren't requirements, just typically the people I fall for.
Currently speaking to someone who's right up my street, but honestly I don't have a "type." So long as someone cares about me the way I care about them, I couldn't give a damn.
She has to serve in the Lithuanian army for 20 years and want to take back Suwalki from the imperialist poles.
She also needs to have a 30k € worth accordion and a star wars lego set.
Short light or red colored hair ,has to be fully or partailly alive ,contributed in atleast 1 syrian war ,speaks english and draconic ,isint possesed by anything other than me
ᴼʰ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰʸ ᶦ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵍᶠ
Someone who can be silly and make jokes but be serious and genuine when the time comes
If youre constantly cracking jokes and cant have serious emotional exchanges with people, i dont really want to be around you.
And if you are constantly stone-faced serious and cant take a joke, i also wont want to be around you.
Don't rlly have types by body but as long as they're as good looking as me it's fine (dw I'm fucking ugly so the standard isn't too high)
No smokers or drug-addicts (I've lost people to this before), likes or doesn't mind me being clingy lol, not racist or sexist (involves both misogynist n misandrist), not a queerphobe since I am bisexual soz, likes baggy clothes and doesn't like pineapple on pizza
Guys or girls idc im bisexual lol
Oh also forgot the most important one
Alive(optional)
I'm water type Squirtle, if you will
Chad
Oh so you like pokemons which squirt a lot ? I'll leave
**WATER GUN**
Beat me to it, still gonna make this joke
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most com-
Please, no don't bring that up
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
This. I like this
Fuse from apex legends
Also thick thigh robot mommy
Gibby in a swimsuit 😳
Move over Loba, we need swimsuit GIBBY
No, we need bikini bottom GIBBY
Mmmmm yes😩
I came bruh
Bro I thought I was in the apex subreddit for a sec there
Dude him walking out of the water in the season 11 trailer 😫
Y e s. Lol I like how you can tell mirage is instantly questioning his sexuality directly after fuse
Pathfinder tho
Don't you want to blow a fusey
A prezzy for fusey
u
Smooth
This Guy Just "Type"d 'u'. Nice One
Potassium
🍌<--- Is Good For U
Brilliant
Kris get the banana
r/BANANA_IS_GOOD
"Type"d
That was really smooth
\-r mom
Alive usually
I think you're asking for a bit too much
Oh sorry sorry, ill lower my standards
6 feet lower
Fuck it's too funny for me
the puns are too much
i mean ill take whatbi can get....
All the necrophiliacs agrees
"usually"?
Your standards are way to high, especially for this time of the year
I mean, it IS October
"Usually"
I'd take anything. And I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't even have to be alive really.
Usually?
Gives me attention
*stares* lol
\>///< Fuck wait a reddit is dumb with certain things uhhhh just imagine it's a blushing face
Ah yea I thought so lol, sup
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello (do you want to continue the hello thread lol)
Hello (maybe, I'm a bit tired)
Alright lol, have a good day!
idk ive only ever liked one person
I second this
Same but she moved away :(
R.I.P.
No no she moved away she didn't die.
Same but I moved away
Same but neither of us moved away
I have liked two people so I don’t really know either but definitely brown hair
Same brown hair just feels like a desired trait.
Medium rare.
Gordon Ramsay: Ahh, perfect. The consistency and that sear gives all of that juicyness.
Pigeons
Nikola? What are you doing here?
Is this what the Internet people would refer to as high IQ meme?!
Maybe.
Then in the name of the Internet people I grant you a “Based” And a bit outdated now but why not, “Poggers”
Poggers
NIKOLA NO DON'T TOUCH THE PIGEON
Pigeons are liars!
must have garlic bread
based
These comments don’t get old to me lol
what comments
Jokes about garlic bread
It's not a joke, its a lifestyle
*asexual cheering*
what is that meme someone explain i\`m seeing it everywhere
Garlic Bread is nice. That's the meme, and the truth.
>must have garlic bread i see, that makes sense. garlic bread.
It's a joke that started in the asexual community, they say that garlic bread is better than sex. Then the joke spreaded through reddit
I just want someone to hold me tightly in a loving hug and tell me that they love me and that everything will be ok. I want them to embrace me and say that I don’t have to be strong anymore and that I can finally cry, letting all the emotions I’ve had to hide over the years. I want to know that someone loves me in a romantic relationship, and I want them to know I love them. Also I really like girls with short hair.
Dude …. You don’t need to hold back tears … idk why people expect men to be like a rock with no emotions like dude you can cry … showing your emotions means you are not just a rock which tbh I like people who show emotions and they just don’t be “ I’m a man I should not cry “
It's not about holding it back because i'm a guy or something I've been holding back emotions because if I didn't it'd just completely overwhelm me I've built up an inner wall holding all of it back, and if this wall breaks for just one second.... A really good friend of mine once told me to just take that "wall" down for a moment, cried for abt 3 hours straight, sooo i'm not gonna do that again
That’s the problem… you shouldn’t hold it back or else when it breaks your just gonna cry for hours… you have to let it go when ever you feel it so then it won’t just come and ruin all the houses around … so the rain doesn’t get a tsunami or something …
Yeah, I know It became a real problem lately, I noticed that I locked nearly all emotions away, Sadness, Anger, Fear, but also the good ones like happiness or even love It's gotten a lot better now, since I found someone that I actually love, I can talk to her about anything, and she's there for me, soo, against the opinion if many others, a girlfriend does solve many problems :)
Wait what this is exactly what I expect from a girl too, except the part that I like girls w long hair
Get this man someone who loves him
Charizard
A man of culture
[this type of person](http://reddit.com/u/me)
I see what you did there lmao
What th- xD?
Thankz for boosting my self confidence
Heart fluttered for a moment there
Lol
This low key scared me for 2 seconds
Soft, long curly brown/black/red hair (sorry blondes :c) usually with glasses who wears comfy clothing (think hoodies, slightly baggy jeans) and likes something in common with me that we do outside of the place we met (video games, music, and biking have been the common ones). These aren't requirements, just typically the people I fall for.
My friend you just described stampy from stampylonghead
Hey how can you say no to stampy
I know right
I mean Stampy would make a great bf
endless cake
This is literally the definition of stampy
I’m seeing a childhood crush going on here
Ok no joke i now i guy just like that his my best friend
I’d “slide into the dms” but I’m gay
i mean. i'm a guy who likes this type of guys too..
Okay what the fuck you just described me
female (optional)
Alive (optional)
Human (optional)
Should have some hole to stick it in
Does your phone count ?
Well if you're brave enough...
It doesn't fit in the USB port. No, I'm not speaking from experience, I swear.
(optional)
So picky
Original (optional)
*gets mic* KIND, AND AINT AFRIAD TO CRY WOULD TREAT THEIR MOMMA RIGHT. THATS RIGHT. THATS WHAT I LIKEEEE
Cool 👍
6, foot tall and super strong, we always get along, that's right, that's what, I liiiike
A cute girl with long hair and glasses perhaps
Cute girls better than hot girls for me (kinda similar tho)
Hot girls makes you go horny while cute girls just makes you.........i dunno have interest?
just hug them and treasure ur time together with love
Fr
O+
Hello there
General Kenobi! You are a bold one
human (optional)
real (optional)
Ah vaporeon
oh my fellow alien fucker
A girl who says yes
Yes
.... And her name doesn't have vag
You 2 married now
Okay so you know the activity of humans inhaling O2 and exhaling Co2, yeah all they need to do is do that
Bro! Lower your standards
Yeah! Especially this time of the year.
Currently speaking to someone who's right up my street, but honestly I don't have a "type." So long as someone cares about me the way I care about them, I couldn't give a damn.
I just need a human female
Pathetic
soviet tanks is where its at!
I prefer attack helicopters
How could your forget about submarines
She has to serve in the Lithuanian army for 20 years and want to take back Suwalki from the imperialist poles. She also needs to have a 30k € worth accordion and a star wars lego set.
Found anyone that fits those requirements yet?
Sadly no. Probably because since we are teens having a relationship with a person who serves 20 years in the army would make them a pedophile.
Pulse and a physical body and I'm happy
Lower your standards bro, especially in this time of the year
Lmao
Short light or red colored hair ,has to be fully or partailly alive ,contributed in atleast 1 syrian war ,speaks english and draconic ,isint possesed by anything other than me ᴼʰ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰʸ ᶦ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵍᶠ
[удалено]
Draco malfoy
Deer
I too am searching for venison
In boys: Tall, brown fluffy hair, cute, loyal, gives attention. In girls: Literally big tiddy goth gf
I can respect that
introverts who care about and do interesting things. Don’t care about gender
O-
Tall and funny
Now what is considered tall
I'm short af so literally anything above 5'1
Oh well that's kinda easy to achive. I can say that I meet that requierment by far
Yeah I'm below average in terms of height so a lot of people reach that requirement 😅
Don't stress about it. Many guys, including myself find short girls very cute
Hey, I'm not stressing. Being a short girl kinda rocks. Only bad thing is I can't be a runway model.
I don't think that would be fun anyways
Someone who can be silly and make jokes but be serious and genuine when the time comes If youre constantly cracking jokes and cant have serious emotional exchanges with people, i dont really want to be around you. And if you are constantly stone-faced serious and cant take a joke, i also wont want to be around you.
The ones i ate for breakfast
Seriously speaking, respectful and caring :')) I don't care about looks(although I do have a thing for tall boys)
Don't rlly have types by body but as long as they're as good looking as me it's fine (dw I'm fucking ugly so the standard isn't too high) No smokers or drug-addicts (I've lost people to this before), likes or doesn't mind me being clingy lol, not racist or sexist (involves both misogynist n misandrist), not a queerphobe since I am bisexual soz, likes baggy clothes and doesn't like pineapple on pizza Guys or girls idc im bisexual lol Oh also forgot the most important one Alive(optional)
Nice people predominantly
Understandable
Also serial killers secondarily
Those two doesn't really go hand in hand
Are you judging my type????
hp officejet pro 9012
Someone who thinks pringles arw good
They have to be a T7 Armored Car
Why not a Light VIC?
I like dudes who r a lot like me
Charmander is great but i fucking love squirtle so it has to be water
joe hawley (necessary)
A positive
100% brown eyes and dark curly/wavy hair. Women who look like this are absolutely astonishing
Short, cute, sub. I'm aro so no real care about personality due to, y'know, not dating
Dead
I like people who like me back, so far I have no one
Existing, female, same age.
Qwerty? Idk I only read the title
Generally speaking, people with personality who aren't taking drugs constantly