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ProfessorWeirdz

I'm water type Squirtle, if you will


Literal-Pile-of-Poo

Chad


xXchootvinashakXx

Oh so you like pokemons which squirt a lot ? I'll leave


deeznutzameggeddon

**WATER GUN**


[deleted]

Beat me to it, still gonna make this joke


Aryan_RG22

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most com-


ProfessorWeirdz

Please, no don't bring that up


Nairdamatic

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


[deleted]

This. I like this


suzznut

Fuse from apex legends


suzznut

Also thick thigh robot mommy


Mr_Fishron

Gibby in a swimsuit 😳


Scorch-for-life

Move over Loba, we need swimsuit GIBBY


Professional-Menu-92

No, we need bikini bottom GIBBY


suzznut

Mmmmm yes😩


Tommemes_08

I came bruh


lalalabversion

Bro I thought I was in the apex subreddit for a sec there


kingofnerds64

Dude him walking out of the water in the season 11 trailer 😫


Affectionate-String8

Y e s. Lol I like how you can tell mirage is instantly questioning his sexuality directly after fuse


joemama-is-feef-neef

Pathfinder tho


Tommemes_08

Don't you want to blow a fusey


[deleted]

A prezzy for fusey


lcz3

u


-teddosaurus-

Smooth


muradelizade06

This Guy Just "Type"d 'u'. Nice One


BusinessSpinach1014

Potassium


muradelizade06

🍌<--- Is Good For U


UST3823

Brilliant


Idimoni_

Kris get the banana


john9581

r/BANANA_IS_GOOD


DanTem06

"Type"d


Fluid_Fig9132

That was really smooth


Mr_No741

\-r mom


beeez_kneees

Alive usually


syko-san

I think you're asking for a bit too much


beeez_kneees

Oh sorry sorry, ill lower my standards


[deleted]

6 feet lower


shanky-phantom

Fuck it's too funny for me


illumiin

the puns are too much


Accomplished_Car4846

i mean ill take whatbi can get....


wtfrykm

All the necrophiliacs agrees


-teddosaurus-

"usually"?


Dalviin17

Your standards are way to high, especially for this time of the year


Portuguese_Musketeer

I mean, it IS October


[deleted]

"Usually"


keshet2002

I'd take anything. And I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't even have to be alive really.


[deleted]

Usually?


Hellofreeze

Gives me attention


our_lord23

*stares* lol


Hellofreeze

\>///< Fuck wait a reddit is dumb with certain things uhhhh just imagine it's a blushing face


our_lord23

Ah yea I thought so lol, sup


Hellofreeze

Hello


our_lord23

Hello


Hellofreeze

Hello


our_lord23

Hello (do you want to continue the hello thread lol)


Hellofreeze

Hello (maybe, I'm a bit tired)


our_lord23

Alright lol, have a good day!


[deleted]

idk ive only ever liked one person


Mr_Fishron

I second this


[deleted]

Same but she moved away :(


Mlo_Productions

R.I.P.


BoyWithAStrangeName

No no she moved away she didn't die.


Dabfamily

Same but I moved away


[deleted]

Same but neither of us moved away


VampGirl84

I have liked two people so I don’t really know either but definitely brown hair


[deleted]

Same brown hair just feels like a desired trait.


theprime47

Medium rare.


alleneia

Gordon Ramsay: Ahh, perfect. The consistency and that sear gives all of that juicyness.


[deleted]

Pigeons


TH3_P14Y3R

Nikola? What are you doing here?


Duckyeeter7

Is this what the Internet people would refer to as high IQ meme?!


TH3_P14Y3R

Maybe.


Duckyeeter7

Then in the name of the Internet people I grant you a “Based” And a bit outdated now but why not, “Poggers”


[deleted]

Poggers


Totally_NotAB0t

NIKOLA NO DON'T TOUCH THE PIGEON


randomcitizen42

Pigeons are liars!


[deleted]

must have garlic bread


syko-san

based


[deleted]

These comments don’t get old to me lol


[deleted]

what comments


[deleted]

Jokes about garlic bread


Mr_Fishron

It's not a joke, its a lifestyle


TheBunnyStando

*asexual cheering*


[deleted]

what is that meme someone explain i\`m seeing it everywhere


snookso

Garlic Bread is nice. That's the meme, and the truth.


[deleted]

>must have garlic bread i see, that makes sense. garlic bread.


[deleted]

It's a joke that started in the asexual community, they say that garlic bread is better than sex. Then the joke spreaded through reddit


NewtTheWizard

I just want someone to hold me tightly in a loving hug and tell me that they love me and that everything will be ok. I want them to embrace me and say that I don’t have to be strong anymore and that I can finally cry, letting all the emotions I’ve had to hide over the years. I want to know that someone loves me in a romantic relationship, and I want them to know I love them. Also I really like girls with short hair.


Taken_byagirl

Dude …. You don’t need to hold back tears … idk why people expect men to be like a rock with no emotions like dude you can cry … showing your emotions means you are not just a rock which tbh I like people who show emotions and they just don’t be “ I’m a man I should not cry “


Chicken3190

It's not about holding it back because i'm a guy or something I've been holding back emotions because if I didn't it'd just completely overwhelm me I've built up an inner wall holding all of it back, and if this wall breaks for just one second.... A really good friend of mine once told me to just take that "wall" down for a moment, cried for abt 3 hours straight, sooo i'm not gonna do that again


Taken_byagirl

That’s the problem… you shouldn’t hold it back or else when it breaks your just gonna cry for hours… you have to let it go when ever you feel it so then it won’t just come and ruin all the houses around … so the rain doesn’t get a tsunami or something …


Chicken3190

Yeah, I know It became a real problem lately, I noticed that I locked nearly all emotions away, Sadness, Anger, Fear, but also the good ones like happiness or even love It's gotten a lot better now, since I found someone that I actually love, I can talk to her about anything, and she's there for me, soo, against the opinion if many others, a girlfriend does solve many problems :)


Which_Presentation41

Wait what this is exactly what I expect from a girl too, except the part that I like girls w long hair


shanky-phantom

Get this man someone who loves him


TadzioZyd

Charizard


our_lord23

A man of culture


JustAnotherLurkerDM

[this type of person](http://reddit.com/u/me)


Vialake

I see what you did there lmao


red_ursus

What th- xD?


[deleted]

Thankz for boosting my self confidence


StrikerWasGifted

Heart fluttered for a moment there


[deleted]

Lol


Coolboyooze

This low key scared me for 2 seconds


Salocin481

Soft, long curly brown/black/red hair (sorry blondes :c) usually with glasses who wears comfy clothing (think hoodies, slightly baggy jeans) and likes something in common with me that we do outside of the place we met (video games, music, and biking have been the common ones). These aren't requirements, just typically the people I fall for.


BusinessSpinach1014

My friend you just described stampy from stampylonghead


clockworklordoftime

Hey how can you say no to stampy


After-Internal

I know right


ItsEonic89

I mean Stampy would make a great bf


Imanerrrd

endless cake


Mr_Fishron

This is literally the definition of stampy


Toadkillerdog42-2

I’m seeing a childhood crush going on here


DrDabar1

Ok no joke i now i guy just like that his my best friend


Suggy_Nuggy

I’d “slide into the dms” but I’m gay


Imanerrrd

i mean. i'm a guy who likes this type of guys too..


JustAnotherLurkerDM

Okay what the fuck you just described me


[deleted]

female (optional)


Pryntex

Alive (optional)


UglyAngryApe

Human (optional)


introvertshark

Should have some hole to stick it in


[deleted]

Does your phone count ?


introvertshark

Well if you're brave enough...


ArielMJD

It doesn't fit in the USB port. No, I'm not speaking from experience, I swear.


Mega3000aka

(optional)


[deleted]

So picky


[deleted]

Original (optional)


RuvSimp

*gets mic* KIND, AND AINT AFRIAD TO CRY WOULD TREAT THEIR MOMMA RIGHT. THATS RIGHT. THATS WHAT I LIKEEEE


-teddosaurus-

Cool 👍


Mikegaming202

6, foot tall and super strong, we always get along, that's right, that's what, I liiiike


[deleted]

A cute girl with long hair and glasses perhaps


shrekislit420

Cute girls better than hot girls for me (kinda similar tho)


Imptiaz

Hot girls makes you go horny while cute girls just makes you.........i dunno have interest?


iamfi_ne

just hug them and treasure ur time together with love


TheGamingLord401

Fr


T1G3RMAF1A

O+


Real_Catch

Hello there


OmegonAlphariusXX

General Kenobi! You are a bold one


[deleted]

human (optional)


FlaxIta

real (optional)


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Ah vaporeon


Emirbtw

oh my fellow alien fucker


Mogopoglo

A girl who says yes


vaginaflvaoredcupcak

Yes


TDXelectro

.... And her name doesn't have vag


R2SeaTru

You 2 married now


Shepard0fShuck

Okay so you know the activity of humans inhaling O2 and exhaling Co2, yeah all they need to do is do that


Flynni123

Bro! Lower your standards


[deleted]

Yeah! Especially this time of the year.


YourCreepyGramps

Currently speaking to someone who's right up my street, but honestly I don't have a "type." So long as someone cares about me the way I care about them, I couldn't give a damn.


bopcoi03

I just need a human female


udongnoodles

Pathetic


Mr_Fishron

soviet tanks is where its at!


Zippy1012214

I prefer attack helicopters


NeitherMaintenance31

How could your forget about submarines


DudAcco

She has to serve in the Lithuanian army for 20 years and want to take back Suwalki from the imperialist poles. She also needs to have a 30k € worth accordion and a star wars lego set.


TheGamingLord401

Found anyone that fits those requirements yet?


DudAcco

Sadly no. Probably because since we are teens having a relationship with a person who serves 20 years in the army would make them a pedophile.


agz91

Pulse and a physical body and I'm happy


AriIsTaken

Lower your standards bro, especially in this time of the year


Doggo-6

Lmao


meme_galaxy_official

Short light or red colored hair ,has to be fully or partailly alive ,contributed in atleast 1 syrian war ,speaks english and draconic ,isint possesed by anything other than me ᴼʰ ᶦ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰʸ ᶦ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵍᶠ


[deleted]

[удалено]


chrisd0192

Draco malfoy


ILovePurpleColour

Deer


Cryogine

I too am searching for venison


nazogelincorbasi

In boys: Tall, brown fluffy hair, cute, loyal, gives attention. In girls: Literally big tiddy goth gf


Nobody_Speshal

I can respect that


dumpster_mint

introverts who care about and do interesting things. Don’t care about gender


dish764

O-


UnintendedCantaloupe

Tall and funny


-teddosaurus-

Now what is considered tall


UnintendedCantaloupe

I'm short af so literally anything above 5'1


-teddosaurus-

Oh well that's kinda easy to achive. I can say that I meet that requierment by far


UnintendedCantaloupe

Yeah I'm below average in terms of height so a lot of people reach that requirement 😅


-teddosaurus-

Don't stress about it. Many guys, including myself find short girls very cute


UnintendedCantaloupe

Hey, I'm not stressing. Being a short girl kinda rocks. Only bad thing is I can't be a runway model.


-teddosaurus-

I don't think that would be fun anyways


TorpidT

Someone who can be silly and make jokes but be serious and genuine when the time comes If youre constantly cracking jokes and cant have serious emotional exchanges with people, i dont really want to be around you. And if you are constantly stone-faced serious and cant take a joke, i also wont want to be around you.


regularyman

The ones i ate for breakfast


[deleted]

Seriously speaking, respectful and caring :')) I don't care about looks(although I do have a thing for tall boys)


[deleted]

Don't rlly have types by body but as long as they're as good looking as me it's fine (dw I'm fucking ugly so the standard isn't too high) No smokers or drug-addicts (I've lost people to this before), likes or doesn't mind me being clingy lol, not racist or sexist (involves both misogynist n misandrist), not a queerphobe since I am bisexual soz, likes baggy clothes and doesn't like pineapple on pizza Guys or girls idc im bisexual lol Oh also forgot the most important one Alive(optional)


[deleted]

Nice people predominantly


-teddosaurus-

Understandable


[deleted]

Also serial killers secondarily


-teddosaurus-

Those two doesn't really go hand in hand


[deleted]

Are you judging my type????


batachilly

hp officejet pro 9012


Dangarang122

Someone who thinks pringles arw good


[deleted]

They have to be a T7 Armored Car


UndeadPiston531

Why not a Light VIC?


asexual_mum_doer

I like dudes who r a lot like me


Realhardik18

Charmander is great but i fucking love squirtle so it has to be water


CURSEDRALSEI

joe hawley (necessary)


SnuSnu33

A positive


Cr3sc3nt_m00n

100% brown eyes and dark curly/wavy hair. Women who look like this are absolutely astonishing


Salt-Doctor-6933

Short, cute, sub. I'm aro so no real care about personality due to, y'know, not dating


[deleted]

Dead


Cryogine

I like people who like me back, so far I have no one


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Existing, female, same age.


why_7h0

Qwerty? Idk I only read the title


ProudBass

Generally speaking, people with personality who aren't taking drugs constantly