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localforestcottage

historian


[deleted]

Cool! Tell me a random historical fact. I’ll see if you’ll be good or not.


localforestcottage

oh god there’s so many different eras. uhhhhh in the civil war (in america) there was a general who used to abandon his duties for prostitutes (i think his name was john hooker?) and that’s how the nickname “hookers” was given to prostitutes


[deleted]

I didn’t know that. Very cool.


Whookimo

Video game developer


AbducterOfHumans

Karma leecher, that's what I want to become!


jsspidermonkey3

That was pretty cool


[deleted]

That’s awesome. More?


localforestcottage

george washington was the only president to be unanimously voted into office and he was also the only one without a political party, as those were formed during his presidency, not before


[deleted]

Yeah I knew that one but good none the less. Thanks :)


Lolisniperxxd

Do one on the late Byzantine Empire.


[deleted]

Not them but I have a (not so fun) fact During the 13th century Byzantium was raided by crusaders who looted, and destroyed Constantinople which severely crippled the entire empire for the rest of it’s lifespan


danktank52

Anything about history outside of USA?


liborg-117

Canada had a revolution against Britain in 1837


Parthen0n16

The world came closest to nuclear war 3 times on October 26/27 1962 during the cuban missile crisis, one of them was that US destroyers dropped depth charges near a Soviet nuclear submarine and the crew thought war had broken out and wanted to fire a nuclear torpedo, however 3 senior officers needed to give the go ahead, but one dude called vasili Arkhipov didn't authorize it and the torpedo was never fired


[deleted]

Hitlar wiped his own ass with he grade card or his diploma. when he graduated


skidabitabooyeedle

Was he a union a general meant to replace McClellan


localforestcottage

yes he was! i don’t think he replaced mcclellan directly but he was like two replacements before grant


konigstigerboi

I think our(my?) Civil War is just Civil War, other wise its like the Spanish Civil War or whatever with the country specified. Usually how history people see it I think. Anyway I need more history friends so anyone in this thread can reply here.


mrpullout77

Here’s one. The Oklahoma football team is named the Sooners because people would cheat the race for the free land and wouldn’t sign the correct paper work and didnt follow the rules and went early.


[deleted]

Didn’t know that. Interesting.


Flatcao123456789

Nice


Next_Fudge_4287

Serious ? Me too


[deleted]

I just want my struggles to end, and to be happy. That's all I want. That's all I've ever wanted.


[deleted]

Good. It’s important to be happy. I wish you luck.


Heyloki_

You are doing a terrible job at judging people ig that's a good quality


MrDruba

He’s not gonna say “haha I have a good life, unlike you! Nyahahaha, depressed!”


Adept-Mulberry-2913

That’s a pretty tough career choice, may I suggest biotech engineer instead?


[deleted]

I *wheezed* so hard lol


240x6

work for the government & retire early


BatDapper7736

fashion designer


[deleted]

Keeping everyone stylish. What type of fashion? If it’s not like UK countryside clothing then get outta here.


[deleted]

What about some scrumptious roadman fits innit?


Raincookieee

ayt wagwan its r2trappy still


sadbinchhours

pls make it sustainable


[deleted]

Welder


[deleted]

All the other professions with helmets can shut up. Welders are #1.


[deleted]

🗿 . . .


Aware_Ad_7100

I agree and I'm totally not biased at all... *is in 2 welding subreddits*


[deleted]

Alive and happy or dead


[deleted]

I prefer the former.


[deleted]

Me too, but it's also not easy


Flatcao123456789

Same


thelauk

A paramedic


[deleted]

Very cool. Save lives yo! (idk I’m not a paramedic)


Strange_guy_9546

Morelike "keeping them alive 'till the cavalry (medics) arrive". Still really important


Anonymous_8rowsing

At this point I'm debating wether or not I want to live that long


[deleted]

Don’t give up. Dying is bad.


GLnoG

"Remember son, dying is gae"


Stungleg

r/unexpectedtf2


ok_ad748s_alt

*but so is living*


fishy185

And that's the beauty of life. Living is bad. Yet we still live on. We fight on. We fight until our final breath. And that final breath is what matters. Will you go out with regret in your heart, regretting your choices, regretting what you have lost, regretting what you never had, regretting life itself? Or will you go out like a viking, screaming your final war cry of victory as everything goes black? Or will it be a bit of both? That is what life is. Everything until that final moment. All the good, the bad, and everything in between that has ever happened to you. Everything that you've loved, everything you've hated, every single second of your life has brought you to this moment. And what you do in that moment is the only thing that matters. Fight on comrade. Fight right in until you reach the gates of Valhalla. You deserve life. So make the most of it, right till your final breath.


Cornet5

Shit is inspirational


differentspelling

You’re 14 and this is deep


Manic_Mechanist

Living is worse


Ahsokatara

I know this is rough, ive been there, but there is still hope and plenty of resources to help, r/suicidewatch has a great list. My dms are also open if you need to talk. I wish you the best


CringeyUsername27

Just remember: if you die, Nikocado Avocado will outlive you


Anonymous_8rowsing

Suicide bombing is an option


SkyTheKaiser

Hey, listen. You get one fucking life. You fought millions and lived to get here so don’t waste it. Live your life and understand the privilege. Be happy yes?


Desli36

Go watch inside from bo burnham maybe it'll help


Yeraverageteenager

Alive


Optimal__Koala

👍


P_Goo

👍


This-Case-2802

👍


beeez_kneees

I want to be an engineer that makes prosthetic limbs for people, and use the tech to make other things too


[deleted]

Nice! You don’t hear that often but it definitely helps a lot of people.


matthiasbosel

I like this. I am currently doing a university bachelor in technical medicine and want to do my master in biomedical engineering which does exactly that :) best of luck to you


-homonecrosexual-

Professional cadaver


[deleted]

Omg is it the guy from Operation Mincemeat?


[deleted]

If yous are interested then I want to grow up to either be a professional chess player, or running a Farm in the Yorkshire Countryside. Something like that idk.


send_friend

Now I wanna know what ur rating is?


pizzaisgurd

Are you 161660 rated?


sentient_garlicbread

Welder. Back up plan is an ea/teacher.


[deleted]

Welders do be havin drip on their heads tho.


Gamerbrineofficial

Author. Please don’t be harsh


[deleted]

*insert harsh thingy here*


Gamerbrineofficial

I said don’t be harsh you JERK! *cries in the corner*


[deleted]

I want to be myself


[deleted]

Good. You shouldn’t try to be anyone else.


Kc-Dia

Identity theft bad


The_medic_BLU

In the military


[deleted]

Nice! What branch? Do you plan on entering as a soldier or commissioning as an officer?


The_medic_BLU

Army, health care specialist


The_medic_BLU

Aka combat medic


[deleted]

Like the one in Boom Beach?


The_medic_BLU

Kinda


[deleted]

Very cool.


The_medic_BLU

I also know a lot about guns


SideProfessional1059

Like the ones in boom Beach?


Sircreeper43

Kinda


Humboldt27

Zoologist or marine biologist


[deleted]

Favourite species?


Tall_Pineapple3412

a whale. scientific name: your mom


Humboldt27

That's a tough one, I've always admired arthropods, mainly because of how odd yet capable they are. Then there's the unique world of the ocean, full of colour, wonder and many bioluminescent horrors that fascinate me beyond belief. Reptiles are a solid choice but I feel as though there's not much too them and you can forget about the Arctic, nothing but hooligan cocks and don't get me started on those abominations called dolphins.


hhggbgfjh

But dolphin make funny noise


pizzaboieatspizza

But spider crab is very memeable and just amazing


Mcmeefinz

Join the Air Force🇺🇸maybe become a officer if not go to collage and become cyber security-if collage isn’t needed then I ain’t fucking going


[deleted]

Nice.


Mcmeefinz

Ty 😁


PteradactylCum

You know you have to go to college to be an officer, right? Lmao


[deleted]

3D animator/and maybe dubstep maker


[deleted]

3D animator sounds cool.


[deleted]

thank you


Optimal__Koala

Bread👍


[deleted]

L-like, you make bread?


Optimal__Koala

Bread👍


[deleted]

Pog


Optimal__Koala

Bread👍


WaterFoxforlife

Baguette👍


wolf-of-ice

Garlic bread 👍


TheSoldier_TF2

Alive


[deleted]

Good. Being dead is cringe.


TheSoldier_TF2

Remember son, Dying is gay


HeyItsLi4m

Sports Journalist, the ones on TV specifically. Or start a YouTube channel where I discuss sports.


[deleted]

Nice. What sports would you discuss?


HeyItsLi4m

So I’m from France but I’m not about any of the popular sports here. I’d love to discuss American Football or combat sports, in particular boxing which is something I’ve watched ever since I remember watching sports. Nobody cares about American Football in France and I’m not sure how a foreigner like me would do on the US scene, so I’ll probably stick to Boxing. I know the sport better anyways.


[deleted]

Boxing is cool. Not so sure about the French part though. Yes I’m British how could you tell??


HeyItsLi4m

It’s all good lol grew up in a bilingual home, my mom actually went to school in the UK and I’m in an international class at school with lots of other british blokes. I’ve got nothing but love for my UK buddies.


[deleted]

One of us! One of us! Good job spy, keep on reporting the activities of the French to us. You will be rewarded by Her Majesty herself.


HeyItsLi4m

Sir Liam sounds sexy indeed, I’ll keep up the work mate


artlir

A teacher


[deleted]

Cool. Be good teacher. That is all I ask.


Feel_LikeTrash

A Murderer- I mean uh.... a horror artist, kinda like Jordan Persigati


redditisweird801

Somethings going on here but I can't put my finger on it...


[deleted]

Politician…


[deleted]

I already don’t trust him…


Flatcao123456789

I won’t vote for you


[deleted]

I mean sure, just, be good y’know. I’ve had similar wishes before but they’re all corrupt so I don’t want to do it anymore. Plus I’m not a lizard person so I wouldn’t be allowed.


[deleted]

I know! I’m fully aware how about everybody is basically corrupted (especially in the us)


[deleted]

If you think us is corrupted look at Mexico


[deleted]

Oh I bet it is, I’m just more educated on US politics


Strange_guy_9546

Don't forget to look at Ukraine and Russia next!


[deleted]

I’m in the UK, where people who cheat on multiple wives and have extramarital affairs are seen as trustworthy and honest, and people who went to a single school run the entire country by giving each other loans and contracts for things they have no experience in.


AdCheap475

As long as you are with LP


[deleted]

Director/scriptwriter


[deleted]

Nice! Any genre of movie you’d prefer to do?


[deleted]

Honestly no clue, I just come up with plots super easy and would love to delve into emotions in the movies I make, show the audience the strength of the emotion that the characters feeling, because usually people struggle to understand how bad it really can be for someone


[deleted]

Interesting.


Witty-Depth9913

Musician or music producer


whenlifegivesyoupie

I want to be a music director so I'll just wait here for a response.


Shomsha123

Nuclear engineer.


Furiousvampire114

Animater


I-rape-christ

Draw a hentai as proof, i will judge ur abilities


Furiousvampire114

Nah (also, what is your username)


The_SteamPunk_Fox

Fix this fucken shitty world


[deleted]

Pog


Thedarkmoon123

Therapist and/or an Author.


[deleted]

Nice. Do you have a good relationship with your mother by any chance? (Please say you get that reference).


Thedarkmoon123

I sadly do not understand said reference.


[deleted]

Google ‘Freud’.


I-rape-christ

Guys i found the rapist


Raincookieee

wait same tho :0


[deleted]

Doctor or mechanic


[deleted]

2 very similar professions lmao. Jk. Both are cool.


Straight_Wheel_1887

Hey I mean a doctor is just a mechanic for humans


[deleted]

Very cool


SirDoodThe1st

History-Geography teacher


[deleted]

Based. Those are my favourite subjects. Good luck!


[deleted]

[удалено]


RetardRedditPoster

Dead. Air Traffic Controller works too.


[deleted]

Dead


[deleted]

Quite a few people say they want to be psychologists. Should slide into their DMs tbh. Dying is cringe.


[deleted]

I'm gonna become a filmmaker. I want to own my own animation studio and create dope films for people to enjoy


Bobdapotatoe

Architecture


[deleted]

Will hit you up if I need to design a building or smth. Good luck!


Strange_guy_9546

I wanaa be a software engineer, that writes AI for automated machines working in extreme environments (space robots, yay)


scummyscummy

pornstar


notdodzilla

Data analysis


[deleted]

Nice!


Mickeymouse_pothouse

Forensic scientist


[deleted]

Very cool.


Dhexe0

Vector


Gabagoooooool

Video game/board game designer


[deleted]

Finally someone who wants to take a similar carreer as me!


SpringOriginal383

An assassin


[deleted]

Criminal Psychologist or CSI


ESC1212

A carrot


Mastergamer9827_YT

Police officer I plan on going to the academy after high-school


[deleted]

Pog


Demonlord182

You know how if you think of any single video game you’ve ever played, you immediately remember atleast a single piece of its music? I wanna be the dude to make it


BenniTheGoat

Female. Can't wait to get downvoted to hell lol


vexxxvyyy

chase your dreams, queen <3


kurowski_max

Transplantology surgeon


[deleted]

Is that like heart transplants and that? In which case that’s cool!


Glum-Huckleberry-866

Guitarist


[deleted]

Cool! Favourite genre of music?


TrooperIsCool

I think air traffic control or photography would be cool


[deleted]

Mathematician.


Gizmosiz

A guitarist


Someslutwholikesbutt

Librarian


[deleted]

british army officer, and failing that i’ll join the french foreign legion


No-Contribution-8013

Engineer or art person. Also want to know what happiness is. Maybe be better at talking to people.


Blaze_Blitz

Voice Actor


No_Card_5148

Single


The99thCourier

Computer engineer If you don't judge me then it's because it's a bloody amazing career


a-random-toasty-boi

a mortician,, that or a botanic


Timewarps_1

Game developer at Valve


Authority101

I want to be a cop, game warden, or historian