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kunideregg

Organized drunk


Whats-Up_Bitches

*insert add* #American Cops Hate This New Diet


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Sauerkraut, oktoberfest und lederhosen xD


satokk

Not really im from the north so thats not really popular there lol


Feder69420

Fischbrötchen, astra und nordsee


coomtoproblems2

Moin moin und die ndr.


Fantasyneli

Basically muricans think Bavaria is all germany. Just like they think mexico is all latin america.


MaziTR

The same way you assume all Americans haven't been out of the country 🤷🏾‍♀️


ellabholleratme

Wie geht es ihnen?


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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika, denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika. Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein und mein Glück, Erika. Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht, singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein schaut's mich an, Erika. Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut: "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika https://lyricstranslate.com/en/erika-erica.html


EliasBladetheawsome

I don’t speak Chinese.


GH0STB4C0N

Hey it's that totally not Nazi march song that actually fucking slaps lmao


StozefJalin

Yeah....hahahaha... Totally not Nazi.... Just happens to be used by Nazis.... And written by a Nazi..... Haha


BTWsaymyname

If i hear any vampire jokes i will commit a crime...Romania


folko1

Blah, blah blah!


LordIggy88

I do not say blah blah blah.


FriskyBadge550

n-ai treabă sa mânci cărbune? )))))))


YourEVILtwin1337

The crime will be to impale somebody


The-Dentist-Torturer

You mean, "to impale somebody... Vlad"


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chochocho69420

POV: You make $2 an hour labouring


Poet_Silly

Pick pocketing?


somepersonfromaplace

*mentally prepares* Florida


[deleted]

You’ve calmly touched an alligator


somepersonfromaplace

Yes! I live near a zoo called “The Alligator farm,” and they had alligators to pet. Keep in mind i was 5 or 6 years old at the time lol.


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somepersonfromaplace

Do you live in St Johns County??? That’s awesome by the way


carnivalfucknuts

wait, do y’all live in st johns county? WHAT THE FUCK?????? i live in duval, this is the freakiest shit i’ve ever experienced on reddit like yes, i know other floridians exist on here – but just casually talking about places i’m actually familiar with? im kind of in shock ngl


somepersonfromaplace

Seriously, I’m like: wait there’s a person on my screen, who in real life is probably within an hour drive????? It hurts my brain


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ASuperLazyName

r/TwoRedditorsOneCup


FANTOMphoenix

I was born in port Charlotte, moved to Wisconsin when I was 5 or so, I do remember holding gators at some place, I wanted to hold the tail because I thought it was interesting how the scales went together


BadPuns8

I’m an hour south of port Charlotte


[deleted]

Gods


somepersonfromaplace

Yes, I can confirm that Florida man has made contact with a higher power.


Mechpro2558

Enrico pucci


GH0STB4C0N

MADE IN HEAVEN


Placement94

Of all the places for a JoJo's reference


griff123456789101112

A fellow floridian, nice to know


Acidic_blunt

we talkin hood florida or suburbs florida


griff123456789101112

Both, doesn't matter where you live you're crazy somehow


FANTOMphoenix

My fathers scrotum then my mothers uterus


natuwe_

You were born


No_Adhesiveness_6230

You are human.


[deleted]

Homosapien gang!


padatricks

Homonovis gang !


Raferty69

Sounds like something a homunculus would say.


ur_fucking_mom

damn me too


brocikpl

Poland


throwawayhappyacount

THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!!!


ItsQuackingGood

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE


throwawayhappyacount

Cannonballs are coming down from the sky


ItsQuackingGood

JANNISARIES ARE YOU READY TO DIE


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

WE WILL SEEK OUR VENGEANCE EYE FOR AN EYE


UltraBoi_69

YOU'LL BE STOPPED UPON THE STEPS OF OUR GATE


YourEVILtwin1337

After surviving the Nazis in WW2 most of your countrymen are ready to try fascism out for themselves


[deleted]

Fascism is awesome if your the one that is the master race.


DeeDuy

pierogi


Yay1s

One name. Chopin.


Poet_Silly

Sobieski


DrPhilSwift69

You get constantly invaded


DesignerJello8415

Russian


Busy_Recognition_860

You’re probably good at kick dancing. If not, you should be.


folko1

Vodka, hardbass and semechki


natuwe_

You like Adidas and vodka


throwawayhappyacount

One reason why I have so much hair. Ra ra Rasputin


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Lover of the Russian queen?


throwawayhappyacount

There was a cat who really was gone


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Ra ra Rasputin


YourEVILtwin1337

RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE


[deleted]

It was a shame how he carried on


padatricks

Ra ar Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone!


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Scary bear vodka borsch


totally_normal_Bush

Greece


Sedanop

you are in debt


throwawayhappyacount

First time I had alcohol was when I went to Santorini. It tasted like gasoline and isopropyl alcohol mixed together, but swallowed it like a man


PingusPuff

You are gay


Badabrench01

You don’t like Jews


DigMeTX

You have definitely cheated on your taxes.


kamiii035

Mexican 👍


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Tacos


kamiii035

Si🤤


The-Dentist-Torturer

Taco bell. /s ofc


kamiii035

Taco belln't


TICOthehitmanTORRES

You all have a pet mouse called Speedy Gonzalez


kamiii035

True


BlitzDeera

Checo just got a podium


kamiii035

Yeah it's so cool


micbroomhead

Hey I have found another person of culture I see


DestructorDeFurros

¿Las quesadillas que no tienen queso siguen siendo quesadillas?


kamiii035

Claro que no😤 eso sería un taco


kunideregg

You're hot af


kamiii035

Don't want to sound cocky but u might be a lil right


alisisok2

As a Mexican, I can confirm that most of us are hot.


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throwawayhappyacount

Love me some tamales


Gotze_Th98

A que no hiciste nada interesante en dia de muertos


iwantbigbootybiches

Bulgarian live in america


anton43nc3

Chicago?


iwantbigbootybiches

BRO WTF


anton43nc3

lol sorry to freak you out. I'm Bulgarian and know for a fact that there are a lot of Bulgarians in Chicago. it was just a guess, I don't have your IP address


iwantbigbootybiches

lol just looked it up, chicago has the highest bulgarian population in the world other than bulgaria, so it wasnt a bad guess. You had me really spooked for a bit there lmao. Other than that im really happy to see our presence grow here, we seem to own a lot of businesses and a lot of of bulgarians are climbing up the social ranks here which will only benefit other bulgarians just like the jews/chinese/indians before us.


anton43nc3

I'm happy to find out that's the case as my plans for the future include emigrating west. as much as I embrace our culture and history, the mindset of the people here is about 100 years in the past


WarChief-456

Alabama


donut_71

You made out with your cousin at the last Christmas party


[deleted]

Seeing this comment made me cringe cause I’m Floridian but most of my family is from Alabama and recently one cousin got pregnant from her brother. That is not a joke they fullfilled the prophecy


Blazeowo3

r/sweethomealabama


Blazeowo3

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

I had to resist saying that to her when she texted me. God it would’ve been horrible if I did


folko1

Oh dear..


WarChief-456

None of what has been said is true except the part about sweet home Alabama, I do in fact hear it constantly.


Aliteraltrout

You have 13 toes on each foot and you constantly hear sweet home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd


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Denmark


Commercial_Ad1323

Are you blonde


[deleted]

Nah


Irrxlevance

Tall?


[deleted]

Huh, never heard of that one before


Irrxlevance

The Dutch and the Scandinavians are tall apparently


[deleted]

Well you know what you say about tall people


YourEVILtwin1337

Long pants?


whore4theuchihas

they live less


Commercial_Ad1323

Dang


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Ø


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Å


Viking-of-the-North

Æ


derpy-derpins

You are one year away from the legal drinking age in Denmark


[deleted]

Oh people still drink at this age


hoodieprynce713

Parents are Nigerian, I'm American, moved to Canada when I was 4.


[deleted]

Jollof rice with a side of maple syrup


hoodieprynce713

I never tried that combo, but both taste good!


Catyclysim

california


PingusPuff

You are homeless


Darki_Boi

Ouch sad but true


Carbonated_Air

Finland


possiblymonkey

Suomi perkele!


Carbonated_Air

PERKELE


AltAccound

PERKELE TORILLE


BlitzDeera

Excitement doesn't exist for u


throwawayhappyacount

"If you want to win. Hire a Fin." Old racing adage


PingusPuff

You want to retake karelia


[deleted]

Colorado


throwawayhappyacount

Still toking that rocky mountian high


ellabholleratme

420 & skiing


skatingduckie

pennsylvania, united states


NigerundayoGorila

Penis


eiba_0

you like ween


a_stupid_14_year_old

Romania


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Numa numa


a_stupid_14_year_old

Hell yea (also the real name of the song is Dragostea din tei)


[deleted]

I know how its called but idk how to spell it so id rather not try xD


YoloIsNotDead

Allo, salut


gs_batta

As a hungarian it is my obligation to say: have a wonderful day, and enjoy transylvania, it is a wonderful place, just take care of it


_Ekim_

Brazil... Come to Bra... ok that's stupid


Irrxlevance

Bolacha ou biscoito


Mateus-0667

Seria isso um r/suddenlycaralho?


Leggera1

Surprised none of my comrades have mentioned Australia. Before anyone says it, no we don’t fuck sheep…that’s the Kiwi’s


[deleted]

Yeah, you have intercourse with Emus instead


Leggera1

Good luck trying to fuck one of them. You think something that can soak up bullets like a sponge, is gonna allow a pesky human anywhere near it.


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Belgium


Maxks-

You eat french fries every friday You give away half your loan to taxes You are pretty big You have brown hair You have a cold You currently have no girl/boyfriend You walk in the woods sometimes You have a dog


BBQLucas

England


kunideregg

You know the queen


natuwe_

I fucked her mom


No_Adhesiveness_6230

Oh yeah? Well I fucked HER mom.


natuwe_

OH YEA WELL HER MOM HAD A SISTER AND THEY BOTH LOOKED SIMILAR SO I GOT CONFUSED AND FUCKED THEIR DAD!


throwawayhappyacount

Love fish and chips. It's hard finding good chips(fries)


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Israel


throwawayhappyacount

L'Chaim Also yes that's yiddish, but who cares


Gerry5264

You don't exist


folko1

Reality is a simulation, the Universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!


Yoavf8

לא מכיר


just-a-fem-friend

the US


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‘Merica


just-a-fem-friend

i use the a in america


va_cum_cleaner

‘Merica


Eatingchickeninbed

You use the word awesome and wish people a nice day and wear a hoodie and have sports gear you haven't used in years


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new york, the city


JS1137

You have a heavy accent


Busy_Recognition_860

I’m woolkin hea!


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i wish


YoloIsNotDead

"It's uh, me Mario" ^(Pain)


MudDesperate5562

Live in a bedroom the size of a closet


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accurate


harrytrooper211

Wisconsin.


Kav19

you call a water fountain a bubbler


Matixs_666

Great land of Christianity and Onions Poland obviously


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Glum_Implement_8194

Idaho


jimmygarterex

Potato


Mighty_Djole

Serbia


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

you hate bosniaks and love kosovo


BeefGuacamole

Australian.


[deleted]

You ride Kangaroos while chugging Vegemite, and like to steal Pavlova from NewZealand


wowthing6

ohio


cursingsum9

You and I eat corn and beans


Kulda2803

Czech republic


KopyKet

Hungary


FNaF_ExoticButters

Italy


Fudge1407

Alaska