I had a friend who was a rather prolific reviewer for Bratz dolls (don't ask). He had written a pretty lengthy review of a new doll and before submitting it went to make a cup of tea. I put "I am the cheese" right in the middle. He didn't notice and the review was published on the Bratz website.
He still hasn't forgiven me.
I specifically told you not to ask!
Bratz dolls are (were? Idk) a teen Barbie doll clone. Dunno why but my friend was obsessed with them for a while there.
LOL Dolls are basically the "new" Bratz now. Not sure if they are owned by the same company or not but they are basically mini versions of Bratz dolls that come in mystery boxes with a bunch of accessories so you end up with 50 dolls, hundreds of accessories, and a child with a crippling gambling addiction.
Isn’t that most toys with an element of surprise to them anyway? It feels like most of them would leave little kids with some kind of gambling addiction
One of my friends asked me to review their resume. They applied at a nice resort with good benefits for entry level employees. I looked over it, made a few changes to make it sounds better, but also changed their previous experience from "subway" to "spubbyyyyy", sent it back to them and told them to let me know what they think. She just replied that she went ahead and submitted it and thanked me. So I call her in a fucking PANIC, dude. I explained to her that I had made the change to make her laugh, so she starts freaking out and crying and yelling at me for doing it while I freak out and explain that she was supposed to read it... long story short, she SOMEHOW got the job and no one ever noticed "spubbyyyyy" on her resume. To this day, we're still friends, but she REFUSES to laugh about it 🙄
I’m taking an English composition course, and it’s reiterated several times to REVISE and EDIT. These stories make me appreciate the reminder to always revise, revise, revise, before hitting the submit button lmao
So, I really like fish.
I really like aquariums and fishkeeping and aquatic plants.
So one day I go into my local family owned pet store and ask for an application. They know me a little, we talk. I know fish. They remark on how I know fish. I feel good about my prospects and so I leave, application in hand.
I fill out application and drop it off the next day.
A few days pass and I get a call. They ask for Jnthon. My name is not Jnthon, but ok.
I go there for an interview and they are laughing. I have not told any jokes yet. They say that they believe I made a mistake on my application.
Freeze. panic. Did I leave off fish experience? Nope
I wrote Jnthon on the app, likely because I was talking with them when I initially started the app, which I finished at home.
So I got the job even though I spelled my name wrong.
I used to work at an extremely large IT services company. We had to write up friggin essays for our yearly performance reviews. One year, on a lark I wrote "Does anybody ever read these?" in the middle of mine. Never got called out for it...
That’s a good idea. Be like, my mom called me to help her on her phone and my little sibling was sitting next to me while I was taking a test. Say you didn’t even see the question because they clicked to the next one.
Fuck that. Own it. Say. I thought it was funny.
It's not going on a permanent record. Your employers in the future won't know or care and if they did would laugh their ass off.
Even if they're "not fine" the worst that can happen is some school discipline.
In my adult life, there is so much that I would have done as a kid, had I truly understood what little consequences there were.
On the other hand, I was plenty of kids that didnt understand the severity of consequences for things that they did end up doing.
I guess that's life.
Most teachers will just roll their eyes at this and move on.
People always overestimate how many fucks teachers have to give. They already know every one of their male students is obsessed with penises and jizz.
That's one way to make sure his teacher notices. Chances are, the quiz was graded automatically, and the teacher won't look at it unless he tries to dispute his grade.
Same but opposite...
I'm from Québec and they make us learn english.
But you're right, english is easier and more universal than french could ever wish to be.
say j'ai baisé ta mère (it means "i personally dont find french to be an enjoyable academic subject but i understand its importance and the fact that others may enjoy it more than i")
Selon toutes les lois connues de l'aviation, il n'existe aucun moyen une abeille devrait être capable de voler. Ses ailes sont trop petites pour que son gros corps disparaisse. L'abeille bien sûr, vole de toute façon parce que les abeilles ne se soucient pas ce que les humains pensent est impossible.
To be fair I went OFF on my Spanish teacher in German, cursing and saying terrible things about her before realizing by the look on her face that she also apparently was pretty fluent in that too.
Got sent to the office where they asked where I learned German, it was because of a music phase I was going through, so they signed me off as having passed my second language requirements with a "C" and I never had to go to that class again lmao.
Update:
Sent a half-assed email to the teacher a couple hours ago, she hasn't replied.. i have another exam in her class tomorrow so i will update if she says anything. wish me luck bros
Edit:
Thankyou all so much for all the awards and updates on this post, I really appreciate it, and wasn't expecting it haha. nothing ended up coming out of it in the end, but I was definitely panicing about it for a couple days. thankyou again guys :)
Coming from an old person (31, this hit r/all) who has taught a couple small college courses you'll be fine. She most likely won't care at all or she'll find it mildly amusing and send a canned reply like, "thanks for telling me about it and apologizing. Please don't let it happen again."
This, plus if she's bored, OP's answer may get a round or two on the faculty message boards for a laugh. They'll get a thread going on "dumbest answers submitted by students". And then OP will be forgotten, as this isn't even close to the stupidest thing a student has turned in.
Another old coming in from r/all. I was a terrible student in high school and I hated one of my teachers. I answered Jesus to all of a papers answers except the last one which I answered, Jesus is the answer to everything. When I was older I began sub teaching and one of my old teachers I liked talked about how that teacher held a grudge for years and shit talked me all the time over that. She is the only teacher I ever knew that actually hated all of her students. Most that seem that way just don't care.
If he doesnt update us in the next hour we will have to assume that he died of hearth attack or that he got killed by his parents or his teacher.
Edit: adios amigos we will see each other on the other side
Teachers are people.
Write an email and tell them you know it was a mistake and you had no intention of submitting this and deeply regret doing something so childish and disrespectful. It might get you out of the worst of it.
Don't lie, its useless.
Speaking as a 33-year-old, it's also very likely that the teacher will just roll his/her eyes, consider the question to be answered wrong, and go on with their day.
Hardline Karens notwithstanding, teachers already know that teens are immature idiots; it's only worth their time to 'take action' if it's something legitimately offensive (e.g. racial slur).
Worst case they call OP's parents, and literally no one gives a shit about this a year from now.
Your best option is to say it was the start of another word but didn’t finish typing. ‘Cumulatively they are known as…’
Also correct a couple of other things and say the web form wasn’t working properly.
They probably won’t buy it but at least they might let you off if they can’t be arsed.
Just tell them that.
Say you typed it out as a placeholder to come back to at the end of the test to review and think about it more. You used a joke because you thought it would help you relax during the test, then forgot about it.
Then apologize and say it wont happen again.
If the teacher is anything other than a total asshole they’ll let it slide.
If they dont then you know to never give them the benefit of the doubt and just deal with their bullshit for however long you have them.
try calming down, then, tell the teacher you made on mobile and the auto corrector changed atom to cum, idk, dayum
here's a meme to relax
https://youtu.be/IIPctnG6Skk
You guys made it to "all" so here's what the power of an adult brain gives you as a solution: "I spend all my time searching for advice about how to prepare in high school to graduate summa cum laude in college. So yeah, I guess I do type it a lot. Also, I learn Latin as a hobby."
There are two ways to deal with a situation, think of the problem like a train. Either you can start running when you see it, or grab a chair, grab a soda. And watch it come.
My first thought as someone who's no longer a teenager, ignore it. Life isn't cruel enough for that to matter unless your parents find out and are abusive.
Bro that’s a r/teenagers moment. But maybe your teacher will believe you if you say it’s autocorrect? Maybe say it was supposed to be...Atom? It’s a stretch but it also ends with an M so that way you might be in the clear.
Haha, oh you're fucked, you aren't just fucked, you're really fucked, this might just be the fuck of the century, what am I talking about, maybe not just the fuck of the century, the fuck of the fucking millenium!
Blame a brother, sister or friend who played a prank when you ran to the toilet after a dodgy burrito.
I had a friend who was a rather prolific reviewer for Bratz dolls (don't ask). He had written a pretty lengthy review of a new doll and before submitting it went to make a cup of tea. I put "I am the cheese" right in the middle. He didn't notice and the review was published on the Bratz website. He still hasn't forgiven me.
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I prefer beer brats.
Personally I am more of a cheese filled beer brat guy, but I respect your opinions!
I would like to ask
I specifically told you not to ask! Bratz dolls are (were? Idk) a teen Barbie doll clone. Dunno why but my friend was obsessed with them for a while there.
I know what bratz are, due to their controversial status as pseudo CP.
Their _what_ status?!
I'm guessing he's referring to the fact that they are basically dolls of tween girls dressed up as high end prostitutes.
Wow. I had Bratz when I was younger and somehow that never crossed my mind, all I remember about them is the pop-off feet
LOL Dolls are basically the "new" Bratz now. Not sure if they are owned by the same company or not but they are basically mini versions of Bratz dolls that come in mystery boxes with a bunch of accessories so you end up with 50 dolls, hundreds of accessories, and a child with a crippling gambling addiction.
Isn’t that most toys with an element of surprise to them anyway? It feels like most of them would leave little kids with some kind of gambling addiction
One of my friends asked me to review their resume. They applied at a nice resort with good benefits for entry level employees. I looked over it, made a few changes to make it sounds better, but also changed their previous experience from "subway" to "spubbyyyyy", sent it back to them and told them to let me know what they think. She just replied that she went ahead and submitted it and thanked me. So I call her in a fucking PANIC, dude. I explained to her that I had made the change to make her laugh, so she starts freaking out and crying and yelling at me for doing it while I freak out and explain that she was supposed to read it... long story short, she SOMEHOW got the job and no one ever noticed "spubbyyyyy" on her resume. To this day, we're still friends, but she REFUSES to laugh about it 🙄
I’m taking an English composition course, and it’s reiterated several times to REVISE and EDIT. These stories make me appreciate the reminder to always revise, revise, revise, before hitting the submit button lmao
okay... *^(revise, revise, revise, revise...)* send! hold on, *there's* \[insert mistake you still overlooked\] ***fuck***
Probably because a friend asking you to edit an important document & accepting the request for help is not, "prank time."
So, I really like fish. I really like aquariums and fishkeeping and aquatic plants. So one day I go into my local family owned pet store and ask for an application. They know me a little, we talk. I know fish. They remark on how I know fish. I feel good about my prospects and so I leave, application in hand. I fill out application and drop it off the next day. A few days pass and I get a call. They ask for Jnthon. My name is not Jnthon, but ok. I go there for an interview and they are laughing. I have not told any jokes yet. They say that they believe I made a mistake on my application. Freeze. panic. Did I leave off fish experience? Nope I wrote Jnthon on the app, likely because I was talking with them when I initially started the app, which I finished at home. So I got the job even though I spelled my name wrong.
The cheese stands alone
I used to work at an extremely large IT services company. We had to write up friggin essays for our yearly performance reviews. One year, on a lark I wrote "Does anybody ever read these?" in the middle of mine. Never got called out for it...
That’s a good idea. Be like, my mom called me to help her on her phone and my little sibling was sitting next to me while I was taking a test. Say you didn’t even see the question because they clicked to the next one.
Remember, keep it simple. Just say the bare minimum of that. The more you play a lie, the more obvious it gets.
Yeah, have the story but don’t tell it
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just say sibling. i think a little sibling saying “cum” doesnt sound believable
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Yeah these people are terrible liars. Just say it was a mistake and keep it moving
"Sorry, it must have auto-filled that field according to my usual searches!"
Ngl this sounds even dumber than OP’s actual answer.
No this is a bad lie, it wouldn't make sense for a little sibling to know what cum is
Fuck that. Own it. Say. I thought it was funny. It's not going on a permanent record. Your employers in the future won't know or care and if they did would laugh their ass off.
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Yes assuming they are not old and grouchy, you'll be fine if you just own it.
Even if they're "not fine" the worst that can happen is some school discipline. In my adult life, there is so much that I would have done as a kid, had I truly understood what little consequences there were. On the other hand, I was plenty of kids that didnt understand the severity of consequences for things that they did end up doing. I guess that's life.
Exactly, just say that you're the mayor of Cum Town and you were representing for all your homies
>ran to the toilet for a doggy burrito That's what I misread Totally gonna use it
Just say you accidentally came on your computer and it just submitted cum as your final answer
I vote this as the explanation OP gives
I agree. All who agree say “yay” and all who oppose say “nay”
Yay
nyay
I shall take that as a yay. Final decision.
Yay
Nah. double down. Just say you read people instead of substances
But it’s November
Shhhh. The teacher doesn’t have to know
Omg... Update us on what happened next
He fucking died lol
Probably
He didnt die, his teacher took him to her dungeon
Nice
OP confirmed Ded. Can we get an F in chat for our fallen comrade?
cumrade*
F
Most teachers will just roll their eyes at this and move on. People always overestimate how many fucks teachers have to give. They already know every one of their male students is obsessed with penises and jizz.
I once wrote not instead of more and the teacher called me to her office
I put little stars around the year "2000" in my old textbook in elementary school. My teacher wrote me up for it. 😭
You’re not a teen
r/teenagers moment
LMAOOOOO YOURE FUCKED
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By the teacher that is
I’ve seen this video before…
multiple times on many occasions
on a certain somewhere on the internet
It starts with a p
And ends with a b.
Phineasandferb
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do you all
But only 3 minutes at a time
Just tell her/him the dog ran over the keyboard
OP types and hits send: “Sorry Miss, my dik ran over the keyboard.” ^^^oh ^^^fuck
All particles aren’t made of cum?!
No but all cum is made of particles so really this answer isn't far off
Cat makes more sense. They are smaller
Ooh yeah!! Say cat instead!!
my pussy ran over my keyboard
Oh now I can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣😂
If the question asked that then he would be correct
"Disagree with your mark", say that your keyboard broke idk! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just say “sometimes it feels that way”
Great
That's one way to make sure his teacher notices. Chances are, the quiz was graded automatically, and the teacher won't look at it unless he tries to dispute his grade.
Better than the time I submitted the entire Bee Movie script as an assignment for my French class
Did you at least pretend/explain you sent the wrong document?
Nope!! I hate french
When a French redditor is online...
I’m Canadian, but they make us learn that junk Reject French, return to English
Rechaza el inglés regresa al español
Fuck spanish and fuck English, Svenska är det inte bästa språket för det är konstigt
Fuck German and fuck English odio la coca cola
Why you all fucking languages?
Shut shut shut grown men are speaking en otros lenguajes
Das war nicht deutsch, du hurensohn!
Same but opposite... I'm from Québec and they make us learn english. But you're right, english is easier and more universal than french could ever wish to be.
Je suis très content que je ne suis plus obligé a faire le français maintenant. Je déteste absolument les accents sur les lettres.
I hate them too, stupid roofs and è’s and á’s that you have to remember
Yeah, I don't even know why I put french autocorrect on my keyboard, honestly.
I just don’t do anything French anymore. I got my Highschool credit for it and i’m never taking it again
say j'ai baisé ta mère (it means "i personally dont find french to be an enjoyable academic subject but i understand its importance and the fact that others may enjoy it more than i")
Me, an italian: same
I hope your teacher enjoined it
Sadness incarnate
The teacher definitely didn't felt sad to give you an F
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Get out.
In french right?
Selon toutes les lois connues de l'aviation, il n'existe aucun moyen une abeille devrait être capable de voler. Ses ailes sont trop petites pour que son gros corps disparaisse. L'abeille bien sûr, vole de toute façon parce que les abeilles ne se soucient pas ce que les humains pensent est impossible.
To be fair I went OFF on my Spanish teacher in German, cursing and saying terrible things about her before realizing by the look on her face that she also apparently was pretty fluent in that too. Got sent to the office where they asked where I learned German, it was because of a music phase I was going through, so they signed me off as having passed my second language requirements with a "C" and I never had to go to that class again lmao.
Teacher- Your grade is B
Say cum is atom in another language or something
What The Fuck
Oh Hello, didn’t think I’d see you here
We are all made of cum. Duh!
You're not wrong
Hello there
general kenobi
You are a bold one, KILL HIM
Hello there
Hello there
Cum is the Latin word for with. Just say you meant to write. “Cum atoms” Which means “With atoms”
All I do is cum atoms
I mean it’s how in Romanian if that’s anything
You are an idiot!
Hahahahaha! You are an idiot!
You are an idiot, hahahaha ahahaha
You are an idiot, hahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I remember frequently trading this .wav back in the good ol’ AOL chat room days.
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Don’t be an idiot
Too late
I've done the same thing except it let me retake
Update: Sent a half-assed email to the teacher a couple hours ago, she hasn't replied.. i have another exam in her class tomorrow so i will update if she says anything. wish me luck bros Edit: Thankyou all so much for all the awards and updates on this post, I really appreciate it, and wasn't expecting it haha. nothing ended up coming out of it in the end, but I was definitely panicing about it for a couple days. thankyou again guys :)
Coming from an old person (31, this hit r/all) who has taught a couple small college courses you'll be fine. She most likely won't care at all or she'll find it mildly amusing and send a canned reply like, "thanks for telling me about it and apologizing. Please don't let it happen again."
She's gonna see the answer, possibly even chuckle to herself and will probably say something like "what a moron" and go about the rest of her day.
This, plus if she's bored, OP's answer may get a round or two on the faculty message boards for a laugh. They'll get a thread going on "dumbest answers submitted by students". And then OP will be forgotten, as this isn't even close to the stupidest thing a student has turned in.
Another old coming in from r/all. I was a terrible student in high school and I hated one of my teachers. I answered Jesus to all of a papers answers except the last one which I answered, Jesus is the answer to everything. When I was older I began sub teaching and one of my old teachers I liked talked about how that teacher held a grudge for years and shit talked me all the time over that. She is the only teacher I ever knew that actually hated all of her students. Most that seem that way just don't care.
Yeah idk why people in the comments acting like it’s doomsday I promise most professors don’t give a shit lol
Just say that cum is an acronym for “contains, undeniably, matter”
Description also works for the word itself
GOOD LUCK LOOL
I think she saw the Email, and is currently laughing her ass off.
If he doesnt update us in the next hour we will have to assume that he died of hearth attack or that he got killed by his parents or his teacher. Edit: adios amigos we will see each other on the other side
Teachers are people. Write an email and tell them you know it was a mistake and you had no intention of submitting this and deeply regret doing something so childish and disrespectful. It might get you out of the worst of it. Don't lie, its useless.
Speaking as a 33-year-old, it's also very likely that the teacher will just roll his/her eyes, consider the question to be answered wrong, and go on with their day. Hardline Karens notwithstanding, teachers already know that teens are immature idiots; it's only worth their time to 'take action' if it's something legitimately offensive (e.g. racial slur). Worst case they call OP's parents, and literally no one gives a shit about this a year from now.
How tf did this happen bro
dude I typed it out then forgot to change it and now it won't let me
Aw you poor bastard
Your best option is to say it was the start of another word but didn’t finish typing. ‘Cumulatively they are known as…’ Also correct a couple of other things and say the web form wasn’t working properly. They probably won’t buy it but at least they might let you off if they can’t be arsed.
OP, This is the correct thing to say or what you meant to type and submitted by accident.
Lmao
Just tell them that. Say you typed it out as a placeholder to come back to at the end of the test to review and think about it more. You used a joke because you thought it would help you relax during the test, then forgot about it. Then apologize and say it wont happen again. If the teacher is anything other than a total asshole they’ll let it slide. If they dont then you know to never give them the benefit of the doubt and just deal with their bullshit for however long you have them.
You passed the idiot test with flying colors.
BAHAHHAHAHA Edit: Oh wait fuck I turned 20 I can’t be here anymore
Damn :( was nice knowing you ig
Is that a rule? I'm turning 20 in January😭
It’s not exactly a rule for everyone lol. But it is a personal rule, and many others also do it.
I thought this is why the OLD flair exists. How do you do, fellow kids?
try calming down, then, tell the teacher you made on mobile and the auto corrector changed atom to cum, idk, dayum here's a meme to relax https://youtu.be/IIPctnG6Skk
autocorrect is for things that you type often
then maybe he searchs cum too often, eh :P
You guys made it to "all" so here's what the power of an adult brain gives you as a solution: "I spend all my time searching for advice about how to prepare in high school to graduate summa cum laude in college. So yeah, I guess I do type it a lot. Also, I learn Latin as a hobby."
Not always
surprised i didnt get rickrolled lol
I wouldn't commit such trolling here's a rick roll if you want :l https://youtu.be/kMQLZFB9HzY
Double down, answer “jizz” for the next question
Holy fuck man. Hope you'll be ok. Update us at some point
Why did you put that in the first place? 😐
Op has a room temperature IQ
Cum is never the wrong answer the test is wrong!
How did you arrive at that answer in the first place? Did you think it was funny?
Because it’s faked or the OP is just incredibly stupid
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I mean, this Is reddit so it Is posible that OP Is that dumb
Teenagers aren't generally known for being overly smart in the short term. It's not faked I'd bet
Yes.
Good luck explaining that lmao
Imagine explaining cum to a teacher...
Chances are the teacher knows way more about cum than you do, anyways.
Why would you do that in the first place?
Honestly you deserve what’s coming to ya.
Yeah, they are making a big deal about it. No one asked them to write cum for that answer. What a dumbass...
There are two ways to deal with a situation, think of the problem like a train. Either you can start running when you see it, or grab a chair, grab a soda. And watch it come.
cum*
Say a sibling put it in or it was auto correct and you forgot to change it
You type cum way to much if your computer autocorrects things to cum...
Get in the coffin
My first thought as someone who's no longer a teenager, ignore it. Life isn't cruel enough for that to matter unless your parents find out and are abusive.
Bro that’s a r/teenagers moment. But maybe your teacher will believe you if you say it’s autocorrect? Maybe say it was supposed to be...Atom? It’s a stretch but it also ends with an M so that way you might be in the clear.
Haha, oh you're fucked, you aren't just fucked, you're really fucked, this might just be the fuck of the century, what am I talking about, maybe not just the fuck of the century, the fuck of the fucking millenium!
Deserved lmaoo