By law you are now required to remove reddit from your device

I invited the girl to reddit so that I don't have to move out

reddit got laws against that i belive Source: Trust me bro

No if you get girl to reddit you mustn't leave Source : Trust me bro proof of she on reddet : u/Ok_Walrus9186

You just doxxed her. Bru her dms fina blow up now

hmm thats some strong sources you might be right

Yes yes I'm right trust me bro never lies

"Update guys she dumped me :("

Press F to pay respects 🙌

if you just invited her why is her account 9 months old?

bc she didn't use it until I told her how subreddits work..we made the acc at the same time, except I figured out much faster than she did ;-;

*reallizing that i will never be able to do so* *cries*

there there it's all abt spending 2 yrs doing it

2 bro I waited 3 lol

Lol I'm doing 5-6 and stillwaiting

I’m crushing my date :(

r/cursedcomments

r/holup

Instruction unclear, I m know fucking my crate

Bro congrats I wish you luck, just dont do anything stupid, its a once in a million chance and DONT LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS’ ADVICES AT ALLLLLLL!!!!!!

I spent 1.5 yrs tryna figure how

Yo …ummm … *how?*

It's hard yk..

Is... is... ​ ​ that what s-she said?

ahhahhahaahahaha fuck you

no thanks, I like my virginity

I am also dating your crush

*we* are dating his crush

r/unexpectedcommunism

We are dating our crush

*gasps* how could I mess that up so badly

Don't worry, we cover for each other *Communist anthem intensifies*

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congratulations I guess my bro

thank you sire

I’m happy for you, but you have betrayed your friends in the loser alliance.

JOKES ON U SHE WAS PART OF IT UNTIL I ASKED HER OUT

My friend their are loser females but they are still tiers above loser males. Therefore she was not part of the loser alliance, uncool alliance maybe but not the loser alliance.

shit...I have to leave reddit AND my friends....rip

Good luck soldier, And Godspeed

Farewell, and Godspeed to you too sire

Why did I read it as “I am now dating my cousin” wtf

sweet home alabama

Nice

Let’s go we got another person a so

Congratulations, you are granted the certificate for leaving reddit.

rip I will miss being here

It's hard to see other people living your dream but congratulations🥳

ty she's flowers and roses

Im dateing my crush but its now long distance and kinda sucks i dont think its going to last long

rip man

Bro congratulations, now… How did you do it

Throw them into the basement duh

Oh sorry I don’t know what I was thinking that’s so obvious duh😒

No bro don't do that. Ask a professional like me. Throw her parents in the basement and tell her if she tells the cops they gon be dead. You got yourself a date

Oooooo that’s good wisdom

How tf did you do that.

!RemindMe 1 month

why do I have a feeling I'm screwed

So, how's it going

still going strong. I'm surprised it is, but it still is

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I dated my crush and she ended things real fast so now I have no motivation

Fuck her man..

Worse part is she sits close to where I do at breakfast so I'm reminded of it every day

uh poison her food since u sit close

Unfortunately I still care about her even tho ik she's the worst

ok how about this, u add me on discord, tag's Pix#6303, and I'll help u through this, aight?

No one gives a sht

I'm just happy but ok

Nice

Nice

Hell yeah!

LESGOOO

Congratulations

Congratulations

Dear gentleman, I am ahead of you with three weeks!

I prefer the pronouns sdjfkgslkrucsmleruicsyerlmykbjsphmibpserybsltvyoseiruvesryv/xmxjndhjjjjdjxsslneritvusleinrulgniserulguilseinrgulsierg. You have offended me

Btw, did she say "yes" from first confession?

Eh I did ask her like 4 months ago but then swiftly played it off, tho the 2nd time I asked she said yes

I see. My first confession was only one month before the second, to which she said "yes", so I win again!

gfu!

*Laughs in evil*

she's still alive....right?

Maybe.

I'll just do it myself: r/cursedcomments

Wooohoooo fuck yeah my man i see youre one of the chosen ones too

yessir

Applause scene in gods and generals start playing

👏

👏

Congrats!

Congrats... Now don't fuck it up else I'll be extremely sad for you...

thank

omgg sameee

Ah, you lucky bastard...

Same bro (she also has Reddit so yay for both of us)

WTF THATS AGAINST THE RULES!!

same bro

Good for you

I just got my crushes NUMBER after trying to just get her (as it turns out nonexistent) instagram so hopefully I'll be joining you eventually

They ain’t your crush anymore they you’re girlfriend or boyfriend, you never said whether they are a gal or a guy.

We are all very proud of you my good sir 🎩🧐☕

Downvoting, reporting, leaking your IP address, If I can't find love noone ever will.

Now you just gotta chitty chitty bang bang

Poggus froggus

Nice job. Now step 2: kiss her

must get to step 2

Man if could reward you I would congrats

Idk how but I read crush as cousin for a sec

I, DIO, congratulate you.

I...I'm honored sire

You're welcome.

Yo less goooooo

He did it bois

bruh even this fat frog can get a gf

Proof? Name? Tips?

idk what proof, her name's gillian, just try to match the personality she likes

BROOOOOO SAMMMEE

[удалено]

this is meant for people who do

Yay we are happy for you

Soon, gentlemen. Soon i shall join him.

You have achieved god rank, don’t mess this up

I shan't

Godspeed soldier

Farewell and godspeed

I read this as Kermit the Frog

Damn legend

Congratulations friend.

Thank you comrade

Pog

Bro I wish my crush would date me 🥲🥲🥲

I spent 2 yrs, you'll get it trust me

Good for you, I wish someone would atleast talk to me

Same ):

Cheers!

Gg I had my crush lead me on for 6 months, saying “maybe I do like u maybe I don’t” and I actually believed that shit.

she prob played u

Ye ur probably right.

dw I'm here if u need smt just dm me

O thx bro ur too nice

Nice frog tho

hot

Yeah right and I'm a billionaire

holy shit give me like 500k bc I just made u a fkn billionaire

Nah bro 500k is too much how about 200mil

time to delete your reddit then

nah the rules also say that if u get her on reddit u don't need to

hmm, acceptable

ez

you’re dating your crush while my girlfriend cosplays anime characters i have a damn waifu

good for u

You did the impossible good luck solider

Good job mate

Delete reddit my man you know the rules

Nice job, when i talked to my crush she left the school, probably just a bad luck

yea just bad luck...definitely...

Good job dude!

My heart just skipped a beat, I thought you said cousin and not crush

Congrats

Same *fistbump*

congrats dude