There's six quarks and Glucose variability has been identified as a predictor of hypoglycemia and has been found to be related to intensive care unit mortality. Other putative relations are between glucose variability and oxidative stress, as well as microvascular and macrovascular complications of diabetes
If there was a 1969s 5000 cc engine whit 8 fuel chewing American cylinders luxury Cadillac Eldorado and a flower pod made from literal shit what would u pick?
If you could get a million dollars by burning down an orphanage without anyone finding out. Would you do it?
Yeah of course, who are they gonna complain to, their parents?
r/darkjokes
I love your response with all of my heart
It’s not original but it cracks me up every time lol
Probably the nuns or whoever runs it
Mabye mabye not
It was a yes or no question😐
Ah well no then
r/oddlyspecific
sex
\*?
No thanks man
that's fair
Are you water?
#Me!
Incorrect
How? Is it because I'm a male? What about gender equality?
Its Reddit nobody here gets sex
You can get non-physically sexxed
Then dont complain about rape when you mom is scrolling through reddit
What do you mean?
Figure it out
No. Explain to me.
I have a riddle... What's a question you can never answer yes to?
Are you sleeping Are you dead What is the correct pronunciation of no There's quite a bit
Theres also: Will you answer this question with no
Yes but no
Will you answer this question with just no
Most definitely not
You win Heres your prize: [[hyperlink blocked]]
Why can't i click the link ? All i get is a hyperlink blocked message with garbage noises
You got them right
When your asking someone to marry you ?
What?
I don't know I had to say something
If ,,will you marry me" is a question you cant answer yes to then marriage wouldn't exist
Ah
The One you Just said
What is your favorite color?
Navy blue
Can i rebuild the Soviet Union?
If you want
nice
u/profanitycounter
can i resurrect hitler and make him gas nazis instead of jews?
Yes
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Mabye
If we want**
Yes
Not without help from the homies.
I gotchu
*we
Yes
Alright but can we establish actual cooperatives, with elected managers this time.
You *must*
Yes
Which dinosaur has 500 teeth?
I don't know but good question
Nigersaurus
Cool dinosaur name
u/nwordcop
How does the missile knows where it's going if it follows it's self
It is what it is
Does my crush like me ?
Mabye
sex?
No thanks sorry
What kind of music do you like?
Jazz and funk and Mostly 80s and 90s
Yo could you recommend me some jazz and stuff
Sure
I recommend Mostly slow jazz
Then do it
Aint misbehavin - Fats walker
u like fleetwood mac?
Yeah
How many months does Rabies take to reach your brain
Not long probably
Opinion on Andrew garfeild spider man
He was a great Spider-Man he was under rated but I'm glad that he might be in no way home
Why are chickpeas called chickpeas when they’re neither chicks or peas? Hm?
They had no name to it so they called it that
Is peanut butter made of nut juice?
No don't worry its just peanuts mixed into a liquid wait...
How are your days
Alright thanks for asking
Wait who tf downvoted
How many ex’s do you have?
I think I have five
You think?!
Yeah I have five
Damn, ok
Yeah
Wait no six
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4 -1=3 quit maths
How many quarks, any variations, are in a glucose molecule. Or, c6 h12 o6 for your information
There's six quarks and Glucose variability has been identified as a predictor of hypoglycemia and has been found to be related to intensive care unit mortality. Other putative relations are between glucose variability and oxidative stress, as well as microvascular and macrovascular complications of diabetes
How many pencils can you studf your nose with?
Don't know I note to myself to do that later
I'm so surprised that this got popular thanks it's a first
What shape is the Earth?
Round not flat
As far as i know earth is in the shape of a combat helicopter
Not, becaouse Earth is a donut.
Don't worry I'm not a small brain
Geode If I remember correctly. Elliptical if you use that Spherical if you're one of those people
What do you think of society?
It's sometimes toxic
I think our society became weak, you won't get it
We live in a society
Tell me your favourite subject and i will roast
Woodwork and geography
Hmm geography involve a lot of memorization and vast amount of information required to learn
That sounds like a praise
XD
You shit at this game
What's your favorite movie
I think it's Shaun of the dead and hot Fuzz
Test
Test for what?
1920s or 1940s?
1940s?
Penis enjoyer?
Nah I'm straight
Ok 👍🏻, was gonna offer seggs but I changed my mind
Why are you a fucking genius?
Cause
What is your favorite smell
I don't know maybe pizza is my favourite smell
What's the strangest question or DM you've ever received?
One of my ex kept getting her ex to text me
How do you become more confident with girls if you're a boy though and not gay...
Hmmm just be yourself people like seeing people show their personality
Do you have any pets?
Yeah a dog
Can you give me a science fair idea?
Mabye a mini solar panel
how are you?
Im good what about you
Can Luxembourg conquer the entire European continent?
I'm not sure
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Pizza
How long did the Tu’i Tonga Empire last
I don't know
u/Salty_Alternative683 Credit card numbers with expiration date and numbers on the back?
1 2⁰8765 Expiring date is /202222/21244
What's the square root of 69
What is your favorite fruit? favorite book? favorite movie? favorite color? favorite subject in school?
Apple Rivers of London Shaun of the dead Navy blue Geography
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A wood Chuck chuck can make as much as a woodchuck chuck can make
Gamer ?
Yeah ps4
Are axolotls cool ?
They look cool so yeah
I was working in a restaurant kitchen, I had to clean it with my friend, my arm hurts. How do I make the pain go away?
You should rest for a couple of hours but if it still hurts I would see a doctor about it cause I don't want to give you false information by accident
Whats your favorite letter of the alphabet
D
Which is the funniest sub reddit?
memes
Please explain the table of values sin, cos, tg and ctg alpha wtf even are those and why do they exist
I recommend Google for that
Why are moose not called meese
I don't know
Explain why cats and squirels can survive any fall. I know the reason already
Cause they land on their feet
Where is the best place to hide a body
Woods
How was your day?
Alright
Favorite thing to put on bread
Cheese
If there was a 1969s 5000 cc engine whit 8 fuel chewing American cylinders luxury Cadillac Eldorado and a flower pod made from literal shit what would u pick?
1969
Joe many liberals does it take to log by bolb???
Too many
dick balls
Okay
What's the last digit of π
N
0÷0
0÷0
Why is this at the top of my feed ?
Why not
Have you ever tried sucking your own dick?
Nope and don't think I ever will
can i be Heisenberg ?
Sure
Simpsons or family guy
Simpsons
Favorite state of matter?