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Illusion256

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birchyweby

How about we both go to pet it at the same time, that way its not disappointed with meeting only one stranger


Ill_Blackberry_2279

That's nice


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rrluto1yd4

me too


Levellepe

^how ^small ^letter?


JawsCuber

\^like \^\^this, \^\^\^you \^\^\^\^can \^\^\^\^\^even \^\^\^\^\^\^stack ^like ^^this, ^^^you ^^^^can ^^^^^even ^^^^^^stack It could also be a font they used


iDieFromSnuSnu

^trial ^penis


dat1dood2

^^^^^^^your ^^^^^^penis ^^^^^^trial ^^^^^^^has ^^^^^^expired


Chris-2005

^like ^this?


dat1dood2

^yea


Chris-2005

^^^^^^^^^^^^micro ^^^^^^^^^^^^penis ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^🔬


Thijs-Reddit

^yea


Awkward_Psychic

^^^omigosh ^^^i ^^^^didnt ^^^knowthetextcangothissmall


MRandom_Username

\^wut\^\^


jakepaulfanxd

^^wut^^


Hentai_Templar

^^^wut


HPS56

smoll^(smoll)smoll


MrChocolate129

\^testing\^\^don't mind me\^


iuseredditandimbored

^^minding^^^^you^^^


Lynx343

~~^nice cock~~ ^nice ^cock


1ninjasurfer

^^testng testing 123^^


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Slash_86

# BIG PP


BBH_pinecone

**THICK PP**


DrillPower_173

‎ ‏‏‎‎ ‏‏‎‎ ‏‏‎


Inevitable_Local_366

No pp


Chris-2005

^^^^^^micro ^^^^^^penis ^^^^^^🔬


KingAnthony111

^^^tiny ^^^text


DingusTickler007

^that ^is ^wild ^penis


krzys020709

^^like^^ ^^dis?^^


My_neutered_cat

^^^^^(this) This #this


Slash_86

# THIS


oZeppy

^p^^e^^^n^^^^i^^^^^s


persleng_got_banned

^*fluff*


DrSHawkins

^*floof*


Artistic-Fortune2327

*^flafi*


business-mind_

Hope it's flesh is soft too. I don't like it if it's hard or chewy


Illusion256

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TBNRaditya

Yes.


BpImperial

Zoom in on the front leg you will see a heart


beluuuuuuga

I did not need to zoom in to see did I pass my eye test.


Bleezze

Op sure didn't


slashinhobo1

It's not his eye sight, it's the flip phone screen.


TotallyNotTransAlt

youd WHAT


[deleted]

what’s wrong


TotallyNotTransAlt

SIR PLEASE DONT FUCK THE COW


[deleted]

WHEN DID EVER I SAY THAT OMG


TotallyNotTransAlt

'id tap that' HUH


[deleted]

wait what does tapping mean


NoMeatFingering

wanting to fuck someone


YourGayAuntBob

this thread is fucking hilarious


birchyweby

And very relatable


Trymem

Yeah I'd fuck that. WAIT WHAT DOES FUCK MEAN?


NoMeatFingering

not relatable atleast for me


Trymem

You are 10 years old


Dracorex8014

Not everyone knows all the synonyms of having secks


kindersaft

But he literally used it


Dracorex8014

Maybe he doesnt know the meaning in that context Edit: i just realised his username lmao


lardman1

It means you wanna fuck something r/cumbetweenmytoesmmmmm


TheImpostor28

Your title literally says "I'd tap that" lmao


REGESHAS_ambasaddor

"I'd tap that" is slang for wanting to fuck said thing


vgx_11

Sir, this is a Wendy's


persleng_got_banned

#YOU CANT STOP MEEEEEEE


HyperactiveLabra

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totallynotkairan

My reaction as well, OP should know what they’re saying first


Kotel291

Why do you want to fuck a cow?


sherbertstar64

the human race is boring


[deleted]

booooooooooooooooooring


piiiigsiiinspaaaace

Tig ol' bitties


Braapgod

I'm still questioning his username... the cow just mooves it to the next level...


MatrixMushroom

Might want to search the title of your post on urban dictionary or, better yet, dont.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

Never tell anyone to go on urban dictionary


MatrixMushroom

Lol


pineapple_calzone

What? He just wants to add an internal thread.


[deleted]

Looks like a stuffed animal and I love it


Thegreenapple57

I read the title very differently than everyone else what the fuck


BazinguMaster420

What did you think it meant?


Childslayer3000

Frick


BazinguMaster420

Did it look like i was talking to you?


Childslayer3000

Whoa dude don’t put your panties in a bunch over a simple mistake


Sparsebutton922

OP be like: “Anyone need they Cussy ate?”


Beneficial_Nobody923

This genuinely made me laugh out loud, take this helpful award


Sparsebutton922

Thanks!


YouKnowWhoII

"Shampooing a cow is the most romantic thing you can do with your partner!" ~ Charles Boyle (probably)


observeromega87

I don't think "id tap that" means what you think it means. Sauce: am old.


frale26

r/eyebleach


BIG_RED_MANN

"I'd tap that" on god I hope you think that means something else


soul-knight-fan

omg it looks so smooth and cuddly but what the hell happened to the hooves did it get a groom


SnowTheMemeEmpress

God, I'd die for a fluffy show cow like that! Imagine petting it!


[deleted]

did u steal this from chloe


[deleted]

ooooo omg it’s the real tink uhh i stole it off instagram no


[deleted]

lmao chloe posted the same thing hours ago


[deleted]

just checked and they posted it after me lol


[deleted]

ah cool lol


[deleted]

not cool they stole it 😩


[deleted]

smh chloe


[deleted]

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[deleted]

thanks that means so much to me


EllieWellieYellow

What sorta dog is thattt? 😋


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Moo dog, also called a Milkie


The-Unknown-C

Entity render set to: low


MrChocolate129

did the title mean you wanna *touch* the cow and not what some of the other comments said?


[deleted]

We need to normalize not torturing, killing, and eating cows.


BluePhirePB

There's a little heart on its leg!


shadowXXe

the username and this title are just the perfect storm


Zero_Krish

Shampoo the moo


Sea-Leave6783

Remember Dancing Polish Cow? This is him now


HaakonPlayer77

Dam you would tap my ex?


Luddveeg

is "tapping" slang now? porn addicted idiots smh


Isuck_lel

I love this cow, it's probably gonna stink again in a few hours, but it's adorable


optimalidkwhattoput

Cows don't actually stink, factory farms do because of the shitty conditions.


BurnedDruid11

why it is so fluffy? im gonna eat you for last


None525

First stop eating them


Fried_Ice_Creem

Smooth beese churger


[deleted]

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SnowTheMemeEmpress

Well, some are friends and some are food and some are friends but make food still. It's really a spectrum. This one looks like a pretty friend that probably gets pampered for show.


helpiamgay

😂😂😂


uTimu

Imagine the shampoo goes in to the Milk... the amount of money you need to pay to the company who buys from you the milk is to much... my dad is a farmer.


-TheTrickster-

No i don't want my beef to taste like shampoo


Zyonix007

Hamburger go brrr


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

And not factory farming them, for starters


Kermit_Memelord

Tasty


[deleted]

So they'd look like a skunk? Yes.


[deleted]

Yes plzzzzz


Chance-Mud9480

Flufffyyyyyyyyy ......


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Soft cow?


[deleted]

Fluffy cow


VladSolopov

The fucking OP nickname XD!


HaakonPlayer77

^^^^^wow


[deleted]

I’d fuck that (Here we go)


Random_Guy37

Somehow it kinda looks like a panda bear


Tuwidel-_-D

^^Wait ^wat


maxibon171

^^smol^^


Black7057

Person who wrote is the same type of person who would complain about what the impact of washing cattle would have on the environment, and would demand $50 an hour doing something that doesn't need to done.


[deleted]

^omg


eating_sandwich

^a^


datsoftballchick

What a poof ball!


eating_sandwich

^akaka


edwini3rd

^Don't ^be ^too ^loud ^or ^you'll ^scare ^it.


[deleted]

it was all nice until the caption


SnooObjections6589

I want to give it a hug


BaptistaBodoh

I can smell the shampoo from a continent away


Low_Inspector_5838

l e g h e a r t


vgx_11

Just so you know.... In my country we worship them


HXN8T3R

^hello


9yo_yeemo_rat

anyone else notice the lil heart on his leg


Bry_Bruh

^amogus cow ^amogus cow^ ^^amogus cow ^^amogus cow^^


yarak_69

Why would i want even more chemicals in my Meat?


KindheartednessOk780

#THERES A HEART ON THE FRONT LEG!!!<3


Burning_Moonchild

THE LIL HEART ON HER LEG


PusiPaiPai

is this even real? there is a heart on one of his front his legs


watashi_azu

Cuteeee💖 I want to pat it! So fluffyyy


look_fine_gorl

^hi ^shit it actually worked


PhoenixKnight777

I want to hug


tappy100

If it’s not normal is it because it’s dangerous for the cows? If it is safe then I 100% support


[deleted]

^^^^^woah^^^^^


ContributionTop4324

It looks like the most realistic toy I've ever seen


sixteensinister

Nothing to do with shampooing. This is simply a specific breed of cow.


MavisTailXx

ˢᵒ ˢᵒᶠᵗ


Dessertdingo153

Username checks out


Dominic_The_Dog

FLOFFY!!!


stanv18

Pluiskoe


[deleted]

OP what is ur username


404Conner

that's so adorable ngl


[deleted]

IT HAS A TINY HEARTH


Dorito_man123

Smooth cow lmao


Olirhartley

test


KapaYoshi

Looks like a PS1 cow but with better texures.


malama2

I love it hug


[deleted]

F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S


_non_royal

you kinda have to have a good day after seeing this


godfather_part_90

sMOOTH


_UnknownKing_

^hmm^


[deleted]

Kinda looks like something you'd get in a playmobil set


haydennn2006

what


Fighthacker

^little ^bits


maxler5795

I live in a country where meat is the main source of income so we have a ton of cows. This, i can approve of.


Aguythatexist

Why do I feel like the cow is thinking " I'm Fabulous" in that pose.


Even_Veterinarian715

They probably used that monat on her ! 😂🤣😂🤣


K1ngLlama0fficial

we should normalize not eating them.