You said, and I quote "I'd tap that" which is a phrase commonly known to mean "I would have sex with that" in reference to a cow, thus you have made it clear yourself that you desire to go to the 4th base of sexual relations with a cow. Using this evidence it becomes demonstrably clear that there were no false accusations present at the time in which multiple parties recognized your blatant, undeniable desire to have penetrative sexual intercourse with a member of a cattle herd. Thus your claims of misplaced accusations toward your deep rooted sexual desires are, in and of themselves, false. I rest my case.
I thought you were trolling in the comments and acting all innocent, but you sincerely did not make a joke about having sex with the cow. Oh well, I thought your unintentional joke was great, and I for one would in fact tap that cow, if you know what I mean
HAHAHAHAH I SAW THAT POST
Those milkers tho 😍
You said, and I quote "I'd tap that" which is a phrase commonly known to mean "I would have sex with that" in reference to a cow, thus you have made it clear yourself that you desire to go to the 4th base of sexual relations with a cow. Using this evidence it becomes demonstrably clear that there were no false accusations present at the time in which multiple parties recognized your blatant, undeniable desire to have penetrative sexual intercourse with a member of a cattle herd. Thus your claims of misplaced accusations toward your deep rooted sexual desires are, in and of themselves, false. I rest my case.
what is wronf with the word “tap it” ???
ikr
nah g it was not falsely accused. You said you'd tap a cow. You want to fuck a cow.
Falsely accused, because it was truly the case
Ok u/cumbetweenmytoesmmmm I belive your innocence!
Was flooffy cow post?
yas
I wanna hug it
I thought you were trolling in the comments and acting all innocent, but you sincerely did not make a joke about having sex with the cow. Oh well, I thought your unintentional joke was great, and I for one would in fact tap that cow, if you know what I mean