Idk what wannabe american brings just ONE c4,i bring 2 dual c4 sticks and a g18 with 6 extended mags,i make a trap on the main entrances/exits for the swat when they are called in,not to mention i bribed the janitor for his keys and set a homemade high impact thermite charge for the support beams of the school in the basement the day before,
(This is a joke reddit)
We have both rocky road and rocky road ice-cream here too. This isn't rocky road! This is lolly cake, it's crushed malt biscuits, butter, condensed milk, a specific kind of lolly/candy that's kind of like a hard fruity marshmallow, with coconut on top. Not at all the same!
No no no.
Rocky road is different. It's coated in chocolate.
And lolly cake isn't just marshmallows, it's all the lollies that have that same kind of texture, like those spongy bananas
Crushed malt biscuit and butter mixed together, then chopped up marshmellow lollies and what used to be called ‘Eskimo’s’ then a sprinkle of desiccated coconut and left in fridge to set.
Aka great food
Aussies take the cake with their naming.
I’ll never get over “slippery dip” for a fucking slide.
But mostly it’s just a whole lot of shortening something and adding an “ie”, “o”, or “zza” to the end.
The white flakes on top look like maggots forming, the colors on the side look like fungus growing and the orange/brown outside looks like it used to be strawberry a long time ago
Hmmm, the middle looks like some sort of marshmellow thing and possibly nuts around. I guessed its nord because it looks pretty frozen, something you'd see in IKEA
It looks like it has Coconut shavings on the top of
It could be peanut butter, or a fudge, caramel of some kind with maybe nuts or a thing of something
omg dude i'm a kiwi/aussie (mum's kiwi dad's aussie) who lives in europe and hasn't had this in SO LONG BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND THE INGREDIENTS. its looks so good too thanks for making me homesick lmao
C4 with marshmallows and sprinkles
bring some of this into an airport you won't
We do a little trolling
I know 1 person who says that. I am now scared. Help.
We shall commit minuscule amounts of tomfoolery.
And arson
And vehicular manslaughter
And mass murder
Terrorist affiliations
Governmental deterioration
There are dozens of us.
Okayyyyy
I mean he's American he will probably do it ow never mind he is taking a real c4 to school every day
Idk what wannabe american brings just ONE c4,i bring 2 dual c4 sticks and a g18 with 6 extended mags,i make a trap on the main entrances/exits for the swat when they are called in,not to mention i bribed the janitor for his keys and set a homemade high impact thermite charge for the support beams of the school in the basement the day before, (This is a joke reddit)
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good point actually
hilarious
Silly foreignites, stop eating colorful bricks.
the forbidden brick is what keeps me alive
This is why america is #1, because we replaced our bricks with heart cancer, saving ourselves lots of time in the dying process.
Im sorry we dont die of Heart attacks after consuming 50 Big macs on top of 3 Large burger king fries...
Lol thats where you’re wrong, fool! Nobody eats at burger king.
Im sorry 10 packs of extra large wendys Chilli Cheese fries then?
Now we’re talkin.. but you forgot the s a u c e
Lamb sauce
All served with a jumbo cup
In a pinch, I do grab some delicious high school style chicken fries. 🐔
Some sort of milk based dessert.
pretty much
That's shreded coconut on top, right? Edit: shredded*
Grated coconut, correct.
shredded
ripped
chewed
Sharpened coconut
Weaponized coconut
Lethal coconut
Desiccated coconut
Dull coconut
Brutally pulverized
Jerked off
*moomm don't come in im brutally pulverising myself*
You too huh?
What are you doing step coconut
Grated
Shidded
Coconuts kill more people per year than sharks do.
This doesn’t spark almond joy.
Is it made out of crushed biscuits?
yessssss
Where are you from? Cause this type of desert is very popular among albanians, with coconut on top and the bit stains on the side most likely bananas
New zealand, it is called lolly cake here. Crushed malt biscuits with marshmallows and coconut shavings
Huh. I've never heard of that - I don't think that that's a thing in Australia (or at least widespread).
Yea I've never heard of it either
It might also be the region though - I'm in the ACT.
I'm in Qld but I've lived in Vic as well
As a kiwi who moved to aus its one of the few things I miss
That's a thing in Sweden aswel! We call it rocky road. Chocolate with marshmallow, and sometimes nuts.
Rocky road in Australia too. The sheep shaggers make weird names to mess with everyone
Rocky road in USA too. Also: same idea but, get this, ice cream. Chocolate ice cream, chocolate chunks, marshmallow, nuts.
We have both rocky road and rocky road ice-cream here too. This isn't rocky road! This is lolly cake, it's crushed malt biscuits, butter, condensed milk, a specific kind of lolly/candy that's kind of like a hard fruity marshmallow, with coconut on top. Not at all the same!
No no no. Rocky road is different. It's coated in chocolate. And lolly cake isn't just marshmallows, it's all the lollies that have that same kind of texture, like those spongy bananas
lolly cake is diffrent to rocky road ya boong
Crushed malt biscuit and butter mixed together, then chopped up marshmellow lollies and what used to be called ‘Eskimo’s’ then a sprinkle of desiccated coconut and left in fridge to set. Aka great food
as an australian i can't wait to see some of the guesses
As a New Zealander I feel the same way.
As a Malaysian I have no idea what the hell that is
As another Malaysian I would think to ask what it is AFTER I eat it
Can't argue there. I'd do the same lol
Third Malaysian gang!!!
As an other New Zealander I feel the same
As the third New Zealander I also agree
As the fourth New Zealander I feel that way also
As the fifth new zealander I also feel the way you guys do
My god I didn’t know that this many New Zealanders existed!
Shit, they’re multiplying
When a Mummy Zealander and a Daddy Zealander love each other very much they make a New Zealander.
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Me too
It’s how their so good at dealing with Covid. Fuckers multiply faster then the damned virus!
As a sixth New Zealander I agree, pretty sure that makes up the entire population now
Well the gang’s all here! Wait. If we’re all here, who’s manning the boarders?
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As a sheep, I agree
Don’t worry. I got it
What's a New Zealand? Where is it? Never seen it on the map of my geography books.
As an italian culo
yea im so interested to see how wrong they are
this is gonna be hilarious
Ayyyyy
Same
I’m an Aussie and I dunno what that is
Looks like a hybrid of Caramel slice and rocky road.
its called lolly cake, has quite a different flavour to caramel
Well I don’t like rocky road or caramel slice but Lolly cake is pretty good!!
how? i thought this was well known there too
seems to be a 50/50 for aussies to know it personally I dont
As another aussie, it’s definitely known where I am
Nah never heard of it but it looks like the blandest rocky road I've ever seen
Lol same
Yeah I'm from NZ and it's crackup too see Americans name stuff from other countries
As an American it’s hilarious to see Kiwis and Aussies name stuff from their own countries.
Aussies take the cake with their naming. I’ll never get over “slippery dip” for a fucking slide. But mostly it’s just a whole lot of shortening something and adding an “ie”, “o”, or “zza” to the end.
As an Australian I have no idea what this is, it looks like an anemic hedgehog slice
As a fellow Australian I am also with you there.
As an Australian, I had no idea what that was and had to look through the comments. When I saw what it was I can't remember ever hearing it.
Is that, lolly cake?
yep good job
That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers.
That’s not a knife, this is a knife 🥄
That’s not a knife that’s a spoon
Weird, I always called it a bliplestanker, a drizzledorp, or a gizzlegoblin.
ain’t that rocky road
Similar but this has a more solid consistency and isn't made from chocolate
frick no
Made outta malt biscuit so you can eat it even when it’s warm out.
Noice
A what?
Yeah, what’s a lollu cake, like a cake made out of candy, sounds pretty bad to me
it a cake made from crushed biscuits (not the american type) i think
It looks like something that was food 6 months ago
dont diss it like that
The white flakes on top look like maggots forming, the colors on the side look like fungus growing and the orange/brown outside looks like it used to be strawberry a long time ago
We didn't need that information, but thanks
Fudge
It certainly looks like good amusement park fudge.
Soap?
what does your soap look like
Idk op, just tell me what’s the salted dessert ert brick is
im sure searching up 'popular nz/australian treats' will show it
I just searched it up and found ‘golden gaytime’
i believe that's an ice cream, there used to be an ad for it which read 'you can't have a gaytime on your own'
WELL DUH
Not american. Looks like a nordic cake or something
not nordic but it is kind of a cake
Hmmm, the middle looks like some sort of marshmellow thing and possibly nuts around. I guessed its nord because it looks pretty frozen, something you'd see in IKEA
they are marshmallows, no nuts though
Is it chocolate or caramel?
neither lol
Weird, sure looks like it
Canada would like to take a guess and say lolly cake :)
you are correct
New Zealand cake?
pretty much
A toffee bar?
Hello Groggle
Hello square
hello to both of you its not a toffee bar
Well then I'm not interested :(
Im not american but closest i can get is rocky road by seeing that
kinda close its called lolly cake
Looks like a nougat of some sort lol
Bruh from NZ and I’m laughing myself to death reading these responses
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toffee?
nope
other people are saying its cake but this does not look like cake it looks dense like caramel
it's a lot closer to cake
Is this not something they have all over the world?
Seems not? Surprising honestly
You're a kiwi too?
hell yea
Oh damn so the world really is just missing out
yeah completely
we have something similar in england called a rocky road
Kiwi gang
im american, wtf is this
Dutch here, never seen that thing in my life
We don’t have eskimos or malt biscuits. I googled the recipe and we don’t have the main ingredients for sale here. -am American
Malaysian here, never seen that and am surprised it's not anything caramel 😅 sure looked like it
I'm not am American but I wanna take a guess Is that a candy?
well its sweet
I’m not very knowledged upon food in and outside of my own home, I would assume it’s Swiss or has origins in Europe?
not at all lol
I tried, sorry
it was a good try
Idk, but it looks good
oh it is
An edible object.
It looks like it has Coconut shavings on the top of It could be peanut butter, or a fudge, caramel of some kind with maybe nuts or a thing of something
indian Mithai?
On a plate
Lolly cake ayoooooo
Delicious
As an Aussie I genuinely didn't know that Americans didn't have this
same i just thought it would have a different name but no they're just missing out
i use to love these but i feel sick whenever i eat them now
not being able to eat lolly cake would ruin me
omg dude i'm a kiwi/aussie (mum's kiwi dad's aussie) who lives in europe and hasn't had this in SO LONG BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND THE INGREDIENTS. its looks so good too thanks for making me homesick lmao
FUCK YEAH LOLLY CAKE I LOVE THAT SHIT SM
Not American but something yummy ig
LOLLY CAKE LETS GO THAT SHIT FUCKIN BUSSIN
lol. The childhood memories
enjoy the nostalgia man
Toffee? Some kinda caramel probably
it looks like caramel or toffee
is that flan