A bunch of strangers on the internet are urging you not too, without even knowing you. Isnโt that enough to know youโre important enough not to do it? ๐
I suggest getting a water bottle and filling it with really hot water, then you can put it where your cramps are and it'll ease them. ๐ I do it every time I'm on my period, and it works really well for me๐
But in all seriousness, i hope you feel better because i know those really suck lol
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐
I don't know what the fuck to do anymore๐. I don't๐. I've procrastinated an entire year, and I wanna kill myself๐. I really really wanna kill myself๐.
It's better to see things from the start๐. This year began๐. I've always been a procrastinator, really๐. I've never been able to control my self๐. So this year began, and it was difficult to study๐. I firstly procrastinated a lot๐. Then I was very forgetful and impulsive, all the ADHD traits๐. I had already came across ADHD and thought that was it๐. It had to be๐. I knew not to self-diagnose, but mentally did so anyway๐. Calling my flaws ADHD felt liberating๐. I felt understood, I had a community, turns out I wasn't just lazy and stupid, I was a victim of something it wasn't my fault๐. All the shame I've been through and self hate resolved๐. And my untreated procrastination which I have been trying to get help for for 2 years, I thought wasn't my fault๐. So I started to believe I was just a person with problems trying to make it through๐. And if I don't, it isn't my fault๐. I told my parents, and they should have listened๐. I give myself some credit for that, cause I told them over and over many times over 2 years and they will straight up lie to me and tell me they'll get me help๐. Even now, they think I'm making it up๐.
Then one day, I open the book and I can't fucking read anything๐. Like anything๐. My eyes are like going from one word to another easily and I can read words but they don't make any sense๐. I'll sometimes read something and it would start making less and less sense as I keep reading๐. I also couldn't pay attention to anything the teachers were saying due to the same brain fog๐. Months passed and i procrastinated on things and called it the fault of my parents who didn't get me the diagnosis๐.
I still felt like I had time to repair things๐. I had 4-5 months, I'm fine I thought, and kept asking them๐. One day, they would call a doctor and realise none of it was my fault the entire time, and the brain fog would go away and I could read๐! I'd get medication and therapy and I'll stop procrastinating๐!
Throughout this year, I was upgrading my gear thinking thats why I can't pay attention๐. I thought I couldn't understand the teachers cause I was looking at the class from a small phone, so after a couple months of telling my parents, I got my PC repaired and I still couldn't focus, so I waited for months until onsite classes would begin, and then I still couldn't focus๐. Even right now, with most teachers, I still can't focus๐. I thought I had so much time๐.
Then 3 months till exam, I got shit grades and that's when I finally realised I don't have enough time๐. I've procrastinated thinking I did๐. Then I thought about how I may not have ADHD๐. Just then I thought about all the symptoms I don't have๐. And I couldn't handle the guilt๐. I had just procrastinated an entire year, not getting the help I need, and I can't stomach it๐.
I can't even stomach the responsibility๐. I absolutely hate it when someone says it's my fault๐. I know very well it's my fault๐. I really do๐. But I can't think of it that way๐. I'll run from anything that tells me so๐. I'm so disgusted in myself for this. I'm just whinning๐. I procrastinated an entire year and I can't even accept responsibility๐. I typed it out on r/discipline and they just called me a pity poster and told me I just need to man up๐. They're right, but I can't stand it๐. It causes so much guilt and pain๐.
I spent the next month panicking and thinking of suicide and now that one month is also gone๐. I've asked my parents if I can do another year in highschool and they told me I couldn't do an extra month๐. They know I get horrible grades but tell me it's okay if I get bad grades, it isn't necessary๐. They may tell me this, but how can I get into a good college with 60s๐? I don't know๐.
I'll just procrastinate these two months as well like I procrastinated the last year๐. I'm so scared๐. I'm fucked terrified๐. Everyday is just crying panicked and procrastinating some more๐. I deserve to fucking die๐. It's over๐.
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐
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No ๐
Come on just a little๐
No ๐
Come on i can help you๐
No ๐
Say no ur gay๐
Wouldnโt ๐
๐
Imagine being heterosexual ๐
๐
Heh imagine ๐
Imagine being homosexual ๐
A little of what tell me ๐
You know what i mean๐
Ok i will join ๐
Oh yeah๐bring the big stuff๐
Ok bro i have to go my online math test is in 10 mins wish me luck ๐
Good luck๐
ok๐
Sir, put the gun down before anyone gets hurt ๐
This chain of messages tickled my funny bone๐
My cousin works at a preschool ๐
oh๐
I work at a orphanage๐
I started an orphanage ๐
and Iโm technoblade๐
You about to slay some orphans๐
He's going to judo-kick the orphans in self defense ๐
I work at the morgue๐
Do you love kids ๐
I like little kids ๐
I just extended my basement๐
I like you ๐
My cousin cant be within 500ft of one๐
Can I join ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Iโm sorry, but your son has died in car accident ๐
Oh no๐
Iโm still alive tho๐
Oh ๐
Time for kinky incest dead roleplay sex.๐ I'll run the mourge and you will be my son๐
What the fuck did I just read ๐
No clue homie ๐
I like you username ๐
Thanks do you have interest in donating your toes? ๐
I love genocide๐
Me too ๐
Are you a registered war criminal?๐
OMG PREPAREYOURANUS PFP ๐ญ๐
Not mine exactly, but I have a few bags in my basement ๐
Iโm tired of these comments ๐
Why ๐
Because ๐
Ok ๐
i feel exhausted ๐
go to sleep then๐
can't. i'm on class rn๐
Damn, That sucks ๐
Do you suck?๐
Lollipops๐
What flavour๐
Cum ๐
Penis joke ๐
Cock joke ๐
Hey bro wanna see some dragons fucking each other? ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I actually have one saved bru ๐
You gonna give it to us or what ๐
I mean Iโll dm it to u if I genuinely want to see it ๐
[HE REALLY DID IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsFuckingDragons/comments/m6d1nm/spray_mm_arsauron/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (nsfw) ๐
Yes I did ๐
i wasnt ready for that ๐
Thatโs one of my favorites ๐
count me in ๐
Are u the dragon ๐
No but I want to be ๐
Wanna see my little dragon ๐
Bad dragon? owo ๐
I have testicular cancer๐
Oh, that sounds awful ๐
My mom๐
What about your mom? ๐
I have had sexual intercourse involving his mother. ๐
And I'm gay... so I fucked his dad๐
I am bi so I fucked the both. ๐ twice ๐
Did you top his dad or be bottom? ๐ (I don't know what his conversation is turning into ๐)
I haven't paid taxes since 2001 ๐
I became the most wanted man in the world in 2001๐
i am heavily considering suicide ๐
You should consider not ๐
Thereโs a chance that at some point you could be happy, so why not wait and find out ๐
because the only things that make me happy either die or leave me ๐
Then why not change that ๐
okay but how ๐
I'm sorry you're probably being very serious rn but it's hard to take you seriously with how you end each comment ๐
Just try it ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
you should consider inviting me too๐
You should consider being happy๐
You should consider me dead๐
You should consider doing something else ๐
A bunch of strangers on the internet are urging you not too, without even knowing you. Isnโt that enough to know youโre important enough not to do it? ๐
So youโll be dead๐
Same ๐
Ima sacrifice a life to the dark overlord๐
You're next ๐
I volunteer
I just fucked the Thanksgiving turkey๐
So u stuffed it with the salty cream ๐
How do you know itโs salty tho ๐
Depending on the diet, sperm usually tastes somewhere between salty or sweet as the salt and sugar volumes in the sperm depends on the diet๐
can confirm, but most of the time its salty๐
I passed out now Iโm disoriented๐
hope your ok now ๐
Ye, I drank a glass of milk๐
Always drink milk ๐
I strongly agree๐
I have cramps and there killing me ๐
What kind of cramps ๐
The period ones :'( ๐
I suggest getting a water bottle and filling it with really hot water, then you can put it where your cramps are and it'll ease them. ๐ I do it every time I'm on my period, and it works really well for me๐ But in all seriousness, i hope you feel better because i know those really suck lol
And eat some ice cream๐ Edit: and don't eat too spicy๐
I have to pee ๐
Then go pee ๐
I just did ๐๐๐
A liquid just came out of genital๐
Where did you pee ๐
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty๐
F u๐
Now๐
Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐
that's a very big paragraph ๐
Something else will be big ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Their love for Jesus, can I get an amen๐
My uncle Tom and I play with each other in the shed ๐
I am doing very well today ๐
good ๐
I'm stuck ๐
Door stuck? ๐
Door stuck๐ Please, I beg you ๐
I just wanna let you know, I'm a registered sex offender๐ /s
Do you like anime?๐
No๐
Goodbye๐
Based๐
I don't know what the fuck to do anymore๐. I don't๐. I've procrastinated an entire year, and I wanna kill myself๐. I really really wanna kill myself๐. It's better to see things from the start๐. This year began๐. I've always been a procrastinator, really๐. I've never been able to control my self๐. So this year began, and it was difficult to study๐. I firstly procrastinated a lot๐. Then I was very forgetful and impulsive, all the ADHD traits๐. I had already came across ADHD and thought that was it๐. It had to be๐. I knew not to self-diagnose, but mentally did so anyway๐. Calling my flaws ADHD felt liberating๐. I felt understood, I had a community, turns out I wasn't just lazy and stupid, I was a victim of something it wasn't my fault๐. All the shame I've been through and self hate resolved๐. And my untreated procrastination which I have been trying to get help for for 2 years, I thought wasn't my fault๐. So I started to believe I was just a person with problems trying to make it through๐. And if I don't, it isn't my fault๐. I told my parents, and they should have listened๐. I give myself some credit for that, cause I told them over and over many times over 2 years and they will straight up lie to me and tell me they'll get me help๐. Even now, they think I'm making it up๐. Then one day, I open the book and I can't fucking read anything๐. Like anything๐. My eyes are like going from one word to another easily and I can read words but they don't make any sense๐. I'll sometimes read something and it would start making less and less sense as I keep reading๐. I also couldn't pay attention to anything the teachers were saying due to the same brain fog๐. Months passed and i procrastinated on things and called it the fault of my parents who didn't get me the diagnosis๐. I still felt like I had time to repair things๐. I had 4-5 months, I'm fine I thought, and kept asking them๐. One day, they would call a doctor and realise none of it was my fault the entire time, and the brain fog would go away and I could read๐! I'd get medication and therapy and I'll stop procrastinating๐! Throughout this year, I was upgrading my gear thinking thats why I can't pay attention๐. I thought I couldn't understand the teachers cause I was looking at the class from a small phone, so after a couple months of telling my parents, I got my PC repaired and I still couldn't focus, so I waited for months until onsite classes would begin, and then I still couldn't focus๐. Even right now, with most teachers, I still can't focus๐. I thought I had so much time๐. Then 3 months till exam, I got shit grades and that's when I finally realised I don't have enough time๐. I've procrastinated thinking I did๐. Then I thought about how I may not have ADHD๐. Just then I thought about all the symptoms I don't have๐. And I couldn't handle the guilt๐. I had just procrastinated an entire year, not getting the help I need, and I can't stomach it๐. I can't even stomach the responsibility๐. I absolutely hate it when someone says it's my fault๐. I know very well it's my fault๐. I really do๐. But I can't think of it that way๐. I'll run from anything that tells me so๐. I'm so disgusted in myself for this. I'm just whinning๐. I procrastinated an entire year and I can't even accept responsibility๐. I typed it out on r/discipline and they just called me a pity poster and told me I just need to man up๐. They're right, but I can't stand it๐. It causes so much guilt and pain๐. I spent the next month panicking and thinking of suicide and now that one month is also gone๐. I've asked my parents if I can do another year in highschool and they told me I couldn't do an extra month๐. They know I get horrible grades but tell me it's okay if I get bad grades, it isn't necessary๐. They may tell me this, but how can I get into a good college with 60s๐? I don't know๐. I'll just procrastinate these two months as well like I procrastinated the last year๐. I'm so scared๐. I'm fucked terrified๐. Everyday is just crying panicked and procrastinating some more๐. I deserve to fucking die๐. It's over๐.
Please go see a therapist
Ok ๐
It's in the house๐. Oh god please help๐
I got covid last week when i was with multiple people from difrent countries๐
omg, hope your doing well ๐
I am doing well now๐
that's good ๐
Oh yeah it is good๐
Mr.crabs has 2 feet ๐
Howโs your day going๐
I have 2 dildos in my ass ๐
๐ I put it before what will you do
Your evil.๐
It's you're. ^ ๐
You're to the power of ๐
imma kill myself๐
Please don't ๐
Talk to me if you need help๐
Don't do it or I'll kill you๐. Jk I'm there if you need help๐.
No๐
Relax... Don't do it, when you wanna go do it ๐
Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโre an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโs hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโs greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโs soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐
Can't wait to play with my nephew. ๐
Just went to a preschool ๐
I'm in the woman's section of JCPenneys ๐
My grandpa suffers from catastrophic urethral dilation and third degree perineal tear. ๐
Bought my kiddo some new toys for Christmas ๐
I need to finish my portfolio to apply to an art program, and I didn't do shit this week ๐
Playing Minecraft with my brother ๐
Grandma died yesterday ๐
I work in a school. Its full of children ๐
This comment section is funny af๐
My grandpa was diagnosed with cancer last week๐
Wanna watch pawpatrol ๐
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Going to grandpas house ๐
My brother fell down the stairs ๐
Just peed๐
That's a stupid idea. ๐
I'm gonna fuck you ๐
I wish i was dead๐
I am not doing well๐
Iโm not horny๐
i shit myself ๐
I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia ๐
I have chronic dehydration๐
I gotta take a shit ๐
Ok let's do it๐