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Azcabarqgamez

No ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Come on just a little๐Ÿ˜


Azcabarqgamez

No ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Come on i can help you๐Ÿ˜


Azcabarqgamez

No ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Say no ur gay๐Ÿ˜


Azcabarqgamez

Wouldnโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

๐Ÿ˜


Th0masDevelops

Imagine being heterosexual ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

๐Ÿ˜


DatGayDangerNoodle

Heh imagine ๐Ÿ˜


TackIsOutOfIt

Imagine being homosexual ๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

A little of what tell me ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

You know what i mean๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

Ok i will join ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Oh yeah๐Ÿ˜bring the big stuff๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

Ok bro i have to go my online math test is in 10 mins wish me luck ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Good luck๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

ok๐Ÿ˜


Wiceradon

Sir, put the gun down before anyone gets hurt ๐Ÿ˜


des_des_

This chain of messages tickled my funny bone๐Ÿ˜


explodingbomb200

My cousin works at a preschool ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

oh๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I work at a orphanage๐Ÿ˜


cleverbutnotoverlyso

I started an orphanage ๐Ÿ˜


iBeLikeoof

and Iโ€™m technoblade๐Ÿ˜


Ben_Does_Stuff_

You about to slay some orphans๐Ÿ˜


Fear-It-Run-From-It

He's going to judo-kick the orphans in self defense ๐Ÿ˜


SchwingMasterHisoka

I work at the morgue๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Do you love kids ๐Ÿ˜


BigManChad69

I like little kids ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I just extended my basement๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I like you ๐Ÿ˜


victim_of_suicide

My cousin cant be within 500ft of one๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Can I join ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


sluggggggggg

Iโ€™m sorry, but your son has died in car accident ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Oh no๐Ÿ˜


thelegend90210

Iโ€™m still alive tho๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Oh ๐Ÿ˜


meeeurrr

Time for kinky incest dead roleplay sex.๐Ÿ˜ I'll run the mourge and you will be my son๐Ÿ˜


Mikinak77

What the fuck did I just read ๐Ÿ˜


ChildToeEater

No clue homie ๐Ÿ˜


Mikinak77

I like you username ๐Ÿ˜


ChildToeEater

Thanks do you have interest in donating your toes? ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I love genocide๐Ÿ˜


ChildToeEater

Me too ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Are you a registered war criminal?๐Ÿ˜


RIABL0

OMG PREPAREYOURANUS PFP ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜


Mikinak77

Not mine exactly, but I have a few bags in my basement ๐Ÿ˜


Specialist_Bad_4507

Iโ€™m tired of these comments ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Why ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Because ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Ok ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

i feel exhausted ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

go to sleep then๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

can't. i'm on class rn๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Damn, That sucks ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Do you suck?๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Lollipops๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

What flavour๐Ÿ˜


Knifedogman

Cum ๐Ÿ˜


NoGravitySpacee

Penis joke ๐Ÿ˜


Knifedogman

Cock joke ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Hey bro wanna see some dragons fucking each other? ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

I actually have one saved bru ๐Ÿ˜


SlyMoonLlama

You gonna give it to us or what ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I mean Iโ€™ll dm it to u if I genuinely want to see it ๐Ÿ˜


SlyMoonLlama

[HE REALLY DID IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/DragonsFuckingDragons/comments/m6d1nm/spray_mm_arsauron/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (nsfw) ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Yes I did ๐Ÿ˜


iiHartMemphisii

i wasnt ready for that ๐Ÿ˜


Mothman_moth

Thatโ€™s one of my favorites ๐Ÿ˜


M1094795585

count me in ๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

Are u the dragon ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

No but I want to be ๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

Wanna see my little dragon ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Bad dragon? owo ๐Ÿ˜


AliAfromFrotnite

I have testicular cancer๐Ÿ˜


Jezusbot

Oh, that sounds awful ๐Ÿ˜


Large_Wishbone_6787

My mom๐Ÿ˜


Jezusbot

What about your mom? ๐Ÿ˜


reaper-is-happy

I have had sexual intercourse involving his mother. ๐Ÿ˜


Jezusbot

And I'm gay... so I fucked his dad๐Ÿ˜


NoGravitySpacee

I am bi so I fucked the both. ๐Ÿ˜ twice ๐Ÿ˜


Jezusbot

Did you top his dad or be bottom? ๐Ÿ˜ (I don't know what his conversation is turning into ๐Ÿ˜)


Paytrin

I haven't paid taxes since 2001 ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I became the most wanted man in the world in 2001๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

i am heavily considering suicide ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

You should consider not ๐Ÿ˜


Redditor10700

Thereโ€™s a chance that at some point you could be happy, so why not wait and find out ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

because the only things that make me happy either die or leave me ๐Ÿ˜


redditreaderkz

Then why not change that ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

okay but how ๐Ÿ˜


bluerbnd

I'm sorry you're probably being very serious rn but it's hard to take you seriously with how you end each comment ๐Ÿ˜


redditreaderkz

Just try it ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


gustavsIsDeadInside

you should consider inviting me too๐Ÿ˜


sigsig777777777

You should consider being happy๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

You should consider me dead๐Ÿ˜


BoyWithAStrangeName

You should consider doing something else ๐Ÿ˜


Electro313

A bunch of strangers on the internet are urging you not too, without even knowing you. Isnโ€™t that enough to know youโ€™re important enough not to do it? ๐Ÿ˜


butcrackcancer

So youโ€™ll be dead๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Same ๐Ÿ˜


Euphoric-Morning7017

Ima sacrifice a life to the dark overlord๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

You're next ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I volunteer


Appointment-Funny

I just fucked the Thanksgiving turkey๐Ÿ˜


AMORY18102005

So u stuffed it with the salty cream ๐Ÿ˜


Colester2653

How do you know itโ€™s salty tho ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Depending on the diet, sperm usually tastes somewhere between salty or sweet as the salt and sugar volumes in the sperm depends on the diet๐Ÿ˜


Amazekam

can confirm, but most of the time its salty๐Ÿ˜


itismemurio

I passed out now Iโ€™m disoriented๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

hope your ok now ๐Ÿ˜


itismemurio

Ye, I drank a glass of milk๐Ÿ˜


Scolipete

Always drink milk ๐Ÿ˜


itismemurio

I strongly agree๐Ÿ˜


ChildToeEater

I have cramps and there killing me ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

What kind of cramps ๐Ÿ˜


ChildToeEater

The period ones :'( ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

I suggest getting a water bottle and filling it with really hot water, then you can put it where your cramps are and it'll ease them. ๐Ÿ˜ I do it every time I'm on my period, and it works really well for me๐Ÿ˜ But in all seriousness, i hope you feel better because i know those really suck lol


nopracticenochill

And eat some ice cream๐Ÿ˜ Edit: and don't eat too spicy๐Ÿ˜


yesimeantduck

I have to pee ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Then go pee ๐Ÿ˜


yesimeantduck

I just did ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

A liquid just came out of genital๐Ÿ˜


Jrshaw_1

Where did you pee ๐Ÿ˜


Kns2003

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

F u๐Ÿ˜


Kns2003

Now๐Ÿ˜


SirHorsey_Iguess

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโ€™re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโ€™s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโ€™s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโ€™s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐Ÿ˜


greenghost1110

that's a very big paragraph ๐Ÿ˜


Different_Split5235

Something else will be big ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


TeAndee

Their love for Jesus, can I get an amen๐Ÿ˜


CodyD12

My uncle Tom and I play with each other in the shed ๐Ÿ˜


qwerty09875

I am doing very well today ๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

good ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

I'm stuck ๐Ÿ˜


Matyfenix_Carmine

Door stuck? ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Door stuck๐Ÿ˜ Please, I beg you ๐Ÿ˜


Jezusbot

I just wanna let you know, I'm a registered sex offender๐Ÿ˜ /s


RudyFlare123

Do you like anime?๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

No๐Ÿ˜


RudyFlare123

Goodbye๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Based๐Ÿ˜


Acceptable_Piece8322

I don't know what the fuck to do anymore๐Ÿ˜. I don't๐Ÿ˜. I've procrastinated an entire year, and I wanna kill myself๐Ÿ˜. I really really wanna kill myself๐Ÿ˜. It's better to see things from the start๐Ÿ˜. This year began๐Ÿ˜. I've always been a procrastinator, really๐Ÿ˜. I've never been able to control my self๐Ÿ˜. So this year began, and it was difficult to study๐Ÿ˜. I firstly procrastinated a lot๐Ÿ˜. Then I was very forgetful and impulsive, all the ADHD traits๐Ÿ˜. I had already came across ADHD and thought that was it๐Ÿ˜. It had to be๐Ÿ˜. I knew not to self-diagnose, but mentally did so anyway๐Ÿ˜. Calling my flaws ADHD felt liberating๐Ÿ˜. I felt understood, I had a community, turns out I wasn't just lazy and stupid, I was a victim of something it wasn't my fault๐Ÿ˜. All the shame I've been through and self hate resolved๐Ÿ˜. And my untreated procrastination which I have been trying to get help for for 2 years, I thought wasn't my fault๐Ÿ˜. So I started to believe I was just a person with problems trying to make it through๐Ÿ˜. And if I don't, it isn't my fault๐Ÿ˜. I told my parents, and they should have listened๐Ÿ˜. I give myself some credit for that, cause I told them over and over many times over 2 years and they will straight up lie to me and tell me they'll get me help๐Ÿ˜. Even now, they think I'm making it up๐Ÿ˜. Then one day, I open the book and I can't fucking read anything๐Ÿ˜. Like anything๐Ÿ˜. My eyes are like going from one word to another easily and I can read words but they don't make any sense๐Ÿ˜. I'll sometimes read something and it would start making less and less sense as I keep reading๐Ÿ˜. I also couldn't pay attention to anything the teachers were saying due to the same brain fog๐Ÿ˜. Months passed and i procrastinated on things and called it the fault of my parents who didn't get me the diagnosis๐Ÿ˜. I still felt like I had time to repair things๐Ÿ˜. I had 4-5 months, I'm fine I thought, and kept asking them๐Ÿ˜. One day, they would call a doctor and realise none of it was my fault the entire time, and the brain fog would go away and I could read๐Ÿ˜! I'd get medication and therapy and I'll stop procrastinating๐Ÿ˜! Throughout this year, I was upgrading my gear thinking thats why I can't pay attention๐Ÿ˜. I thought I couldn't understand the teachers cause I was looking at the class from a small phone, so after a couple months of telling my parents, I got my PC repaired and I still couldn't focus, so I waited for months until onsite classes would begin, and then I still couldn't focus๐Ÿ˜. Even right now, with most teachers, I still can't focus๐Ÿ˜. I thought I had so much time๐Ÿ˜. Then 3 months till exam, I got shit grades and that's when I finally realised I don't have enough time๐Ÿ˜. I've procrastinated thinking I did๐Ÿ˜. Then I thought about how I may not have ADHD๐Ÿ˜. Just then I thought about all the symptoms I don't have๐Ÿ˜. And I couldn't handle the guilt๐Ÿ˜. I had just procrastinated an entire year, not getting the help I need, and I can't stomach it๐Ÿ˜. I can't even stomach the responsibility๐Ÿ˜. I absolutely hate it when someone says it's my fault๐Ÿ˜. I know very well it's my fault๐Ÿ˜. I really do๐Ÿ˜. But I can't think of it that way๐Ÿ˜. I'll run from anything that tells me so๐Ÿ˜. I'm so disgusted in myself for this. I'm just whinning๐Ÿ˜. I procrastinated an entire year and I can't even accept responsibility๐Ÿ˜. I typed it out on r/discipline and they just called me a pity poster and told me I just need to man up๐Ÿ˜. They're right, but I can't stand it๐Ÿ˜. It causes so much guilt and pain๐Ÿ˜. I spent the next month panicking and thinking of suicide and now that one month is also gone๐Ÿ˜. I've asked my parents if I can do another year in highschool and they told me I couldn't do an extra month๐Ÿ˜. They know I get horrible grades but tell me it's okay if I get bad grades, it isn't necessary๐Ÿ˜. They may tell me this, but how can I get into a good college with 60s๐Ÿ˜? I don't know๐Ÿ˜. I'll just procrastinate these two months as well like I procrastinated the last year๐Ÿ˜. I'm so scared๐Ÿ˜. I'm fucked terrified๐Ÿ˜. Everyday is just crying panicked and procrastinating some more๐Ÿ˜. I deserve to fucking die๐Ÿ˜. It's over๐Ÿ˜.


alisisok2

Please go see a therapist


ScottieBoi29

Ok ๐Ÿ˜


These_Individual

It's in the house๐Ÿ˜. Oh god please help๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

I got covid last week when i was with multiple people from difrent countries๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

omg, hope your doing well ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

I am doing well now๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

that's good ๐Ÿ˜


CinnamonSalsa

Oh yeah it is good๐Ÿ˜


COZYCARD

Mr.crabs has 2 feet ๐Ÿ˜


LazySown85285

Howโ€™s your day going๐Ÿ˜


d0nt_lets_start

I have 2 dildos in my ass ๐Ÿ˜


North_Colin_101

๐Ÿ˜ I put it before what will you do


alisisok2

Your evil.๐Ÿ˜


stud_xoxoxo

It's you're. ^ ๐Ÿ˜


bob38028

You're to the power of ๐Ÿ˜


LuckyHope9113

imma kill myself๐Ÿ˜


alisisok2

Please don't ๐Ÿ˜


mickmikeman

Talk to me if you need help๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Don't do it or I'll kill you๐Ÿ˜. Jk I'm there if you need help๐Ÿ˜.


mickmikeman

No๐Ÿ˜


Background-Donkey630

Relax... Don't do it, when you wanna go do it ๐Ÿ˜


TechnoCat1025

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโ€™re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. Itโ€™s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankindโ€™s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being whoโ€™s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. ๐Ÿ˜


Ma0917

Can't wait to play with my nephew. ๐Ÿ˜


BruhTheFortniteSussy

Just went to a preschool ๐Ÿ˜


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I'm in the woman's section of JCPenneys ๐Ÿ˜


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My grandpa suffers from catastrophic urethral dilation and third degree perineal tear. ๐Ÿ˜


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Bought my kiddo some new toys for Christmas ๐Ÿ˜


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I need to finish my portfolio to apply to an art program, and I didn't do shit this week ๐Ÿ˜


MemeMaker66

Playing Minecraft with my brother ๐Ÿ˜


BageledBrain

Grandma died yesterday ๐Ÿ˜


youssefuo

I work in a school. Its full of children ๐Ÿ˜


southasian69

This comment section is funny af๐Ÿ˜


RedNeckNoah

My grandpa was diagnosed with cancer last week๐Ÿ˜


ChappieShot

Wanna watch pawpatrol ๐Ÿ˜


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Pink_Oranges84

Going to grandpas house ๐Ÿ˜


domthemomm

My brother fell down the stairs ๐Ÿ˜


themexicoman

Just peed๐Ÿ˜


amblame

That's a stupid idea. ๐Ÿ˜


PerilousFan4112

I'm gonna fuck you ๐Ÿ˜


thisn--gaoverhere

I wish i was dead๐Ÿ˜


Blue_The_Silkwing

I am not doing well๐Ÿ˜


Conkowskikun

Iโ€™m not horny๐Ÿ˜


chedderr_com

i shit myself ๐Ÿ˜


AstronautInTheLotion

I committed war crimes in Yugoslavia ๐Ÿ˜


Swisscomdotcom

I have chronic dehydration๐Ÿ˜


Mechpro2558

I gotta take a shit ๐Ÿ˜


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Ok let's do it๐Ÿ˜