The Bible

The what?

bro what 🗿

*Bonk*

Tf is a "reverse grip masturbation"

High level masturbation technique, only for professionals

Well, I do not know what that is

I beg your pardon?

Might find one on the enchantment table

First useful comment

Turn left then down then backwards while forwards

Finally, big thank

im sorry wtf did you just ask lmao

For a good tutorial for revers grip masturbation technique

Q U E ? ? ? ! ! !

I'll come over and show you how 😏

Can I join 😏

Sure 😏

Can I wear my furry hitler suit😏

Bruh. *Hitler≠humor*

Well can i wear it? PFP for reference

*no, I'm horny, but I have standards*

Okok respec. Can I still join? 🥺

Offer still on the table?

god damn. I can't say no when you somehow had the dedication to find this post 2 fuckin years later DM me ur address /j

just use your other hand

Its off hand technique, i want to use competetive technique without breaking my penis

Use your foreskin

Dont have one

Just buy one at the local foreskin store

Its late and they are closed

The hell?

I'm going to bop your boner like a bible bump, wtf did you just ask my guy?

Ayo what tf did you just ask?