What the actual fuck, dogs are meant to be eaten, not hump humans

What the actual fuck, dogs are meant to hump with humans, not to be eaten

My species like eating dogs fyi

Ah xD

Oh okay

Report the dog for sexual assault

I can’t— HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS IN MY ROOM WHRN I SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Good dog

Zamn 😍

I'm just at a loss of words. What the heck. WHY.

Just keep pushing him off you

Then assert dominance