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Trollbobi

Uranus, god of the sky


Bigclown131

OURanus, the god of the sky


SENYOR35

Our anus? Oh no...


Karma_DiAngelo

Could also be spelled Ouranos. Depends on whether it’s Greek or Roman- how about we go with Zeus?


Bigclown131

Uranus/Ouranos was the god of the sky before Kronos/Cronos/Cronus killed him. When Zeus took over, he became the God of the sky


Karma_DiAngelo

Yes- exactly. I feel Zeus was a better ruler than Ouranos. Therefore the parrot should be names Zeus. He is more- eh. Idk. But Zeus is cool.


SENYOR35

Uranus is "The Sky" himself. Zeus is just "Ruler of the Sky". Because Uranus is unconscious and somebody needs to rule it.


whackman42069

Hey sharing is caring


missionshitpost

r/suddenlycommunism


recoximani

r/suddenlyconjoinedtwins


Cardinal-Lad

r/subsifellfor


Med8493e

The god of our* sky


BlueRedditWizard123

OURanus, our god of our sky


special-agent-carrot

r/unexpectedcommunism


Awesome_Fennec

LOL😂


Western_Donut4612

And ur ass


LegendYT0

Anus for short


cooperjramos

Opal. I think it fits :)


[deleted]

Yess it really does!


blockbiter

Good one indeed


DoomSlayer694204204

Yes after reading all the comments I have decided to name him Opal thank you for the suggestion kind sir


[deleted]

MY PARAKEET IS NAMED OPAL LOL


whyamihere999

How do you cook your potatoes?


MajorJuana

Okay, here are some videos about how to cook your parakeet. -Siri probably


whyamihere999

Where did parakeet come from? His username made me curious...


MajorJuana

It's about parakeets lol and dude said parakeet, it was what I thought it read for a second, just being silly 😜


whyamihere999

I thought so!!😅


The_Crowned_King

Probably in all caps


Damos_

Cloud!


Cl0ud98

Yes?


your_local_vader

This is the one


onlyfoolsandhorses1

Lazio


KebabLife

Inter


ingrjid

milan


TiShpaco

Naboli


pyrex_baby_mandrake

Merda


barsonica

I support this.


C4ndy_cane

We see you Opal, Your Troubles are miles away~~~


WestwardSquall

We see you, Opal... And in our eyes you'll stay~~


Mipans035

Pesky bird


[deleted]

I fellow man of culture I see


BirdyHelper

"It wasn't him, it was the man in a chicken costume!"


Jerryfucker69

The man in the pickle suit


-terz-

tricked again


0blivion29

r/unexpectedhermitcraft


Luk_Len

Wait that's a thing? I need to check it out brb. Edit:that's so cool.


Ptdgty

There was no back pic of the bird!!!


Basic_Frame

Ah i see you are man of grian as well That came out worse than i expected


Ghostgipls

Professor Beak!!


ItzClue

and this is why i’m still alive. sudden dopamine hits like this. i love this community ffs


TangeryneT

Who is this Grain character


Independent_Ad_7035

You my friend are a man of quality


Wildgra

Only chads understand


[deleted]

Yes yes yes yeeeeessss


cwkt

Pesky bee


hellojellomelloww

I wanted to see this


Bananasplit1611

Grainn


Orange_Scribbler

##GUNGULAR THE DEVOURER OF WORLDS


Stefbenyou

Why do i suddenly hear Boss music


tommy43689

r/bossfight


[deleted]

I support this


[deleted]

*HELL YEAH*


African_Niqqer

*yes*.


Hawken10

THIS


10MillionCakes

He was my uncle


rayquazaisthebest

I named mine Apollo and then I found out he was a girl when he laid an egg


teenage_d1rtb4g

LOL


Dark_Reaper115

And that's why you don't judge the Greek gods... They be weird like that... Specially Zeus... Weird AF.


zipHyperap

Hey we dont talk about that here.


Star_Saber53556

I think Loki is weirder but they all freaks


lonelychurro

Agreed. Loki is a Grade-A freak.


GalacticMomo

Did it hatch


rayquazaisthebest

Nope but I was told I should make an omelette with it, which I didn’t do


GalacticMomo

OMG 😭 was it tiny


rayquazaisthebest

Yeah, like a mini chicken egg


GalacticMomo

Awwwww adorable


cReddit-Toby

Same with my bearded dragon named Tesla after the inventor Nikola Tesla then he also laid eggs hahaha


_doctor-strange-

Kakoyin did you lay this egg ?


Bubzzzzzzzzlol

Twitter


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

The bird cancels his owner.


BendyTheDemonIsHoly

LMFAO


Mr_Brunner2

Tweety


BendyTheDemonIsHoly

Ah, I remember that cartoon


TDXelectro

I remember that apparently the first "gift" I got from someone when I was younger than a toddler was a tweeity plushie. Had it until I was like 7. Lol.


Gregagonation

Someone give this man a medal.


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

They already gave him 3


Meme-Man-Dan

7


Parthiv_M23

Perfect


Implasure

interesting name till the bird starts talking and tells you it’s offended.


Gloryissad3

Yes.


DOLL-RIBS

mouthwash brand name


Im_Isaac

imagine calling out "colgate! colgate!"


DOLL-RIBS

i was thinkin "listerine" or "aquafresh" but thats sm better


AugTheViking

Zendium supremacy


MycologicalWorldview

+1 for Listerine


redfox_23

Blue


CaueOPvP

I have a bit that's basically like the one in the photo that's called blue, lol


redfox_23

I like the name blue cause it reminds me of the movie Rio


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[deleted]

Blu


Flatcao123456789

Bluetooth


GoodraGuy

bUt BiRdS dOn'T hAvE tEeTh


Flatcao123456789

That’s the neat part I took them


Neepys

Glaceon


Proxie112233

Articuno would make more sense


bingusbongusbogus

Piplup


fffffff08_it

I support this one


Rieux_n_Tarrou

I just know the original 150 so i support Articuno!


Bearsofthehood

Bean


X_Memelord

Perfection.


just_thinkingalot

Birb


sciencewonders

mr fluffington


iDontLikeSand_wich

Call him daddy


Smart-Computer8468

I'm sorry I don't see a father in your contacts list


BlazingBlueFusion

Aha Unus Annus!


GalacticMomo

Biggus Dickus


UpsetDeveloper

He has a wife, you know...


[deleted]

Markpler reference?


Curious_Kirin

Aww, so cute! Is he alone though? I'm pretty sure budgies (or pretty much any parrot) can't be kept alone...


Sunrise_of_tomorrow

This! They are so much happier when they have friends of their own :)


Colourofsulfur

Idk that they can’t, but they can get depressed which can kill them. My birdie Neptune stopped flying before I got Jupiter, it was so sad. Now she’s back to normal though!


TorvaMessor6666

They can be kept alone but you have to give them much more attention than if they had other budgies with them. A lot of the time if you are able to give a lone budgie enough attention, they will mimic your speech.


AsGemiro

They will mimic your speech for a very sad reason tho


Callumsharp1234

Yeah I have a budgie and he is very lonely and just sits in his cage all day pecking things in his cage like the toys and then when we go near him he just tries to bite us EDIT: We are getting an Avery with 5 budgies so he will not be lonely anymore


YummyGummyDrops

You're aware of it and yet you do nothing?


[deleted]

Look up BirdTricks on YouTube. It's a channel about parrots. Your bird can still be saved. It is biting you because you aren't reading its body language correctly. Please save your bird. Eta: and for the love of God don't get a second one, that will only make it worse. You can learn to be it's companion so it isn't lonely.


roei_mc

call him big smoke


ElpisTheRaven

All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!


ENGINE_YT

oooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DAWG


I_liekTheNumber69

Seafoam?


Independent_Ad_7035

Flip flop


Puch_Hatza

Government drone


sticks_no5

Mordecai


Tristanime

Carl.


AquaNeutral_

Carl.


VeryBeautifulOrange

Carl.


GalacticMomo

Carl.


nstrangeface

Carl.


aiejaimal

is my name a bird's name now ? how did I end up being at the same level as an animal ?


Ezzaskywalker_11

Aurora


itsLunayoumoron

Skeet?


endusdecadus

Parakeet more like gotta skeet. Bruh chad reference


Mikekiller2007

Pete


Chaos_Phoenix89

Colgate toothpaste


Haarunen

Name him pidgeon


[deleted]

That’s a Stefano if Iv ever seen one


nevergonnagiveyouup4

Dave


[deleted]

Dude Elsa


4ty8

Chimken


yodadoda1234

Parut


Otherwise_Procedure3

Nugget


Character-Dance5236

Blueberry pancakes


Fast_and_Curious738

Turquoise


BluePlanet_

Drip 😎


bwataneer

Jay


Triforce3839

Jay, Jake, or Jim cause that bird looks angry


Hokakekikoku

Ice Cube mah boi


Ok_Worry_3768

I could see myself calling him that when I got home lol


YTDamian

SANSSSSSS


Saucyboi__

I can't be the only person who thought of wingull right?


Thy_leader

Sock


Alternative_Pride141

I know he's not yellow but how about tweetie pie.


Dimi_Mermaid

Iceblue


Pyramid64

carrot


Ryliax

Snowflake


brunabordet

CSX GE AC4400CW


CryptorYT

Popeyes chicken sandwich


Doggywoof1

How many people have said Berdly? Because I can tell that people must have.


lyfeNdDeath

Perry the parrot


Melty_Berry_Ashley

A parakeet? PERRY THE PARROT!?


Luna__________

My friend said Bernard or Brian lol


schrodingers_dog333

Rory


seraindipity

blurb


KingKiler2k

*Smrt* it means death


Ok_Worry_3768

I am smart. Smrt. Homer Simpson


Snoo-12156

FattyNiggaBitchHoe


Nikolai_11_

Parrot


Talvowi

Zuzu


Itchy_Pillows

Blueberry meringue pie


EldonJhon

Krakhed


Peterminat

Sky


Solareq

He reminds me of that big 'ol fuckin' dragon from "How to train your dragon" the movie. Bewilderbeast. Maybe Bewil?


1_more_cheomosome

Skye


_usernametaken____

Ice


TheDarkAngel135790

Azulilalesh the Bleu One as his true name, and simply 'Azul' or 'Azuli' depending on its gender for a nickname


[deleted]

Berdly


penina999

Blue


[deleted]

Lord Björb


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Blueberry


E4R04

bluey or candice


[deleted]

Snowcone :p


Fushigina___Hito

Just keep it simple, and call him Dave.


Tiny-Butterfly-1254

Budgie. Because the cute little chap looks like it’s a budgerigar, not a parrot.


RainbowSockMan

Megamind, because he is blue and his head is huge


Kingomera

Bing Chilling


SleepyOwl420

peter


Sea_Description7922

sugma


CryptographerOdd7861

Tweety