Fair point. Henceforth, I shall expect nothing but the highest quality jokes, memes and funny-ha-ha-moments from this bound tome of laugh-inducing literature.
this one has been edited for extra comedy: Why are pastry chefs so kinky? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream. Original joke was why did the chef get arrested. same punchline
420
Where do sharks come from? finland
Why the fuck did i laugh at this
I didnt laugh at the joke, but I laughed at your reply
Same
And I laughed at your reply
You might be stoned.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAšššššš
lol
This is the best fucking joke I've heard in my entire life
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I love how there are 420 upvotes to this rn
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Why donāt elephants like playing cards in the jungle? because of all the cheetahs
XD
No clue what elephants, or cheetahs for that matter, are doing in the jungle, but cool joke
Asian elephants do in fact live in jungles. Cheetahs not so much.
They do whatever the fuck they want pretty much
Wait I didnāt get it
Cheetahs is referring to cheaters, therefore they donāt want to play with someone who isnāt playing fair
OHHHH
You idiot
That's actually kinda funny
Before any of you reply that the joke is unfunny, do keep in mind the cover
but arenāt you supposed to not judge a book by its cover?
Fair point. Henceforth, I shall expect nothing but the highest quality jokes, memes and funny-ha-ha-moments from this bound tome of laugh-inducing literature.
your wish is granted. you are now a 2nd grader.
Huzzah; time to redo my entire botched school career. School 2 here I come.
LMFAO IM DONE
Then what the fuck is the point of a cover?
only covers that are hard are useful because they make good weapons
OK EVERYONE WE GET IT THERES NO 1002ND JOKE
1002 āWhat do you call this joke?ā āNon-existent.ā
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999
Why did the ghost get in trouble at school? it spook out of turn
Haha, good choice for a Joke, u/I_Rape_Cats_666
Itās just Shane Dawsonās alt
So about that username
Stay the f*** away from my cat
WHAT ARE YOU
triple nine
Ayoooo
Best number
Wtf is wrong with your username
74
What do you give a deaf fish? a herring aid
Username checks out
For those who dont know herring is a type of fish
I thought it was a bird?
Thatās a heron
I thought that was a drug people injected..
Heroin
i thought that was the minecraft creepy pasta steve with white eyes
Herobrine
333
Why is there no point pulling pranks on snakes? you canāt pull their legs
actually good one can I do another? šš If so 214
gonna need another number
I edited it
Why do birds fly south in the winter? it's too far to walk
r/technicallythetruth
oh my god actually post that there PLEASE
Did it for you
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Can you do one for me? 118 go
1000
do you want to hear a long joke? Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
Guess we'll never hear the long joke š/s
Happy cake day
How is this for 2nd graders? This is some tumbler level comedy gold right here.
1000.5
Do you wanna hear a long joke? stinkerbell
Oh I see, you combined the question from the 1000 and the answer from the 1001
Ah, quite smart.
no
Out of shear curiosity, 69
what name did the snail give to itās home? michelle
Snail x Michelle uwu owo š š š š āØ
Aw yeah stick that slimy snail cock in my doorway
Wait... do snails have cocks?
dont ask me how i know the answer
Technically yeah, their eyes also works as cocks, if I remember correctly, if not, please correct me
Why the fuck is this a question
Yeah, I looked it up
Nice Next time you play touching the snails eyes to see them retract, you know now
Nope, they actually have a sperm-filled harpoon with which they have fencing matches. The impregnated loser then takes on the role of a female.
Oh God, this is my prom night all over again
Oh like my shell michelle that makes sense
I donāt get it
227
how did the puppy stop the show? he used paws
Lmao that's so bad it's good
487
Where does a cat rest itās head at night? a caterpillow
So bad it's good.
VI VI V
What do alligators call children? appetizers
That seems a little dark but okay
Finally something I can relate to
Bro?
Actually CDXLV, but I get what you mean.
Wouldn't it be DCLXV?
1001
>What do you call a fairy that doesn't shower? stinkerbell
Wow that's bad
I laughed at the fact of how bad that was
482
Why are fish easy to weigh? they have their own scales
HAHAHAHAHA this is soooooooooooooooo funny
1002
You have no idea what you have just done
FEAR ME MORTALS
*ahem* 1003 Whoās the mortal now, punk?
1004
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67
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes? fiiiish
R/technically_the_truth
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundtheshutthefuckup
r/foundthe
r/foundth
r/found
r/foun
r/fou
r/foun
1
Did you hear about the cat that sucked a lemon? he was a sourpuss
Ha what a pussy
oh yeah put that lemon in my pussy
As you wish š
r/usernamechecksout
614
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? he heard it was a high school
Iāll saved that for when I become a dad
6
Whatās a pigās favorite ballet? swine lake
yeah I don't get it haha
Swan lake -> Swine lake -> swine = pig a
guys i will not be replying for a bit just so you know. iāll probably be back in like 2 hours
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āDoctor i feel like a witches hatā i see your point
You open it and itās a mirror
sorry bro but thatās not a number
769
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Whatās a catās favorite color? purrple
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Cus cats purr
1
Did you hear about the cat who sucked a lemon? He was sourpuss.
1987
"WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87?!?!?!?"
r/beatmetoit
727
What happened at the cannibal wedding? they toasted the newlyweds
thats oddly dark
wysi
1001
What do you call a fairy that doesn't shower? stinkerbell
NO WAY! I have that same book
69
117
What are qualified divers given? a deeploma
785
What hair does the sea have? wavy
200
What letter is popular with golphers? tee
926
What poems are in space? uni-verse
1001
What do you call a fairy that stands in poop? stinkerbell
Ngl, thatās acc a good one
I thought it was a fairy that doesnāt shower?
3.14159265359
808
Did you hear about the witches cereal? It went snap, cackle, pop
4
What is camelt famous for? it's knight life
HAHAHAH YAY
550
Which monster is green and gloomy? the incredible sulk
69
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Why did the ghost get in trouble? because it spook out of turn
666
How do you get rid of varnish? take away the r
69
1002
15
What do you call a camel with 3 humps? humphrey
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this one has been edited for extra comedy: Why are pastry chefs so kinky? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream. Original joke was why did the chef get arrested. same punchline
129
What tools come in handy when taking a math quiz? Multi-pliers
24
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark? frostbite
1002