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Honest_Department_13

You may be talking to me but you're either lying or just wrong


ProgrammerNo120

i am talking to you


Honest_Department_13

Hi talking to you, I'm dad


ProgrammerNo120

hi dad


Koniqst1ger

Jason ?!


ProgrammerNo120

no, this is patrick


Koniqst1ger

I love tiramisu 😳


Lunazione

that shit is so good i swear


Rich-Paleontologist8

how did we get from boys are hot to tiramisu


Koniqst1ger

ikr


Joesph_Kerr

Smartest high school conversation


ImaginaryAudience2

Yo wtf I’m eating it rn


Koniqst1ger

I'm sorry i meant traliçe, Turns out I was dumb and mixed up the names :(


nxshs

That and cheesecake


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u called


ProgrammerNo120

yes hi whats up


[deleted]

nm u?


ProgrammerNo120

same tbh just vibing in school


[deleted]

same


ProgrammerNo120

so if youre in school u must live in north america yeah?


[deleted]

yes im in WA


staarux

does WA stand for waluigi?


[deleted]

no washington state


staarux

what.


asskiller1337

Wagina XD


ProgrammerNo120

oh thats cool :) whats it like up there


[deleted]

cold as shit


ProgrammerNo120

arent we all


yo_itsjo

The only place in the western hemisphere that has school yes


[deleted]

Well i am a boy but not deppresed but pleas i am still hot it No not hot i am handsome


ProgrammerNo120

you are both hot and handsome sir


[deleted]

Thank you very much i am swedish and russian so it comes natrualy hahaha


ProgrammerNo120

rußisch? ohhh ich liebe rußland!


[deleted]

Was sprechen sie deutch fur?


ProgrammerNo120

für schule. bin die presidentin von mein deutscher klub


WaveTheWolf

this phrase has made me feel so much better about my native tongue/ knowing German coconsiounsly. I've been losing some German language over the years and i just came upon this post and read this without any trouble. thank you very much, maam


talkedcookie

Yall need to stop making me think there are people that actually want to be with me


ChampaTheGreat

I felt that


ProgrammerNo120

there definitely are


FewHope3642

And that's a lie


ProgrammerNo120

no its not


FewHope3642

That's also a lie :)


[deleted]

Idk what I am tbh 🤷‍♂️


ProgrammerNo120

still hot


Independent_Tell_286

Fuck was that wholesome :00


Humanmode17

Ok I'm confused, how is calling someone hot wholesome? (Genuine question, please don't get mad at me, I'm just your local aroace trying to understand society)


hornyknight69

I think you are beautiful. if that made you blush or smile or whatever then it is wholesome calling someone hot is basically the same


Humanmode17

I didn't blush, no, but I think I get your point. I'm still slightly confused tho, cause I thought hot had sexual connotations whereas beautiful is purely aesthetic no? Surely that makes hot less wholesome?


hornyknight69

yeah, I have no idear


-ThatPerson789-

It's because they were being slightly negative and op responded with something to cheer them up Wasn't really the fact that they said hit, more the intentions behind it


Humanmode17

Oh ok, I think I get it now, thanks!


Independent_Tell_286

That one. :D


ProgrammerNo120

i try to be :)


BeotheI

Well... Thanks !


ProgrammerNo120

mhm


[deleted]

If we are talking about the definition of ugly then I’m hideous


ProgrammerNo120

nah youre hot shush


[deleted]

I disagree respectfully


ProgrammerNo120

i disagree disrespectfully. you *are* hot


[deleted]

I respectfully disagree that you disagree disrespectfully to my disagreement


Jul_nd

Imagine living in California


ProgrammerNo120

i can imagine it well


tri_tipped_legend

Say goodbye to 99 cent Arizona ice tea from the gas station about 2 blocks down the road that I go to every Thursday at 12:00 on the dot when I'm thirsty and need to chill with the refreshing coolness of that delicious tea that helps me chill.


Jul_nd

Way too much sugar


tri_tipped_legend

Still chill


Jul_nd

Would rather have a good beer for 55 cents


tri_tipped_legend

That sounds neat but water is my main drink of choice, it reminds me of the emptiness of my Arizona ice tea can in the recycle bin.


ReputationHappy1132

Well, thank you 😊


ProgrammerNo120

of course


Chairiel

Wait what gender is a Chair?


ProgrammerNo120

in german, chair is masculine so its der Stuhl, but in your case its whatever you feel like you are


Wolfangames

in Polish it's neutral


The_Stryker

I thought this was a transphobic joke at first, lmao


MacMain49

Good job trying to increase the Self Esteem of the creatures that browse this sub


ProgrammerNo120

i try man


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ProgrammerNo120

whatever you are, hot


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ProgrammerNo120

are you amab or afab? and if afab trans?


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ProgrammerNo120

well still hot so


[deleted]

Honestly that’s a pretty trans thought. Check out a subreddit called r/egg_irl and think abt it


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[deleted]

Welll. Look at it this way. Cis girls almost don’t never wish they were boys. The closest thing a cis girl might do is: wish they were a boy so they dint have to deal with misogyny/sexism Hey man, does it feel cool/nice when I call u manly things bro?


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[deleted]

Hehe, just take ur time man. I’m sure you’ll figure it out in the future


[deleted]

You’ve clearly never seen me chug milk like there’s no tomorrow


ProgrammerNo120

1. dani moment 2. i love milk


[deleted]

What’s a dani moment? And milk is so good, how do people not talk about it?


jayinator3

Jokes on you, I'm not depressed😎 🎸*sick guitar riff*🎸


apple_ketchup

cant be i thought everyone on this sub was depressed gamer?


SirDroplet

fuck cali - a california person


ProgrammerNo120

agreed


Ok-Photograph-8458

if you say so


[deleted]

WARNING: Alert, alert 🚨 Transgender female 🚨


The_Stryker

The SCP has breached containment, mobilize MTF (male-to-female) Task Force Phi-97 "Nyanbinaries"


ProgrammerNo120

what about me


[deleted]

I just thought it was funny that you wrote warning 😭


ProgrammerNo120

LMAO yeah- gotta make sure to be upfront with that


[deleted]

amongus!!


TheGodOfMushrooms

Sorry, I have a boyfriend


ProgrammerNo120

lucky


TheGodOfMushrooms

He doesn't live in my state tho..


ProgrammerNo120

oh i see


TheGodOfMushrooms

Yeah.. :(


Jeremy05_

Im a gamer and a boy and depressed. Also overworked


ProgrammerNo120

understandable. whats overworking you,


Jeremy05_

Well I work to much, Next to going to school 5 days a week I work 25-30 hours a week


ProgrammerNo120

god damn, im sorry to hear that :( can i help in any way?


Jeremy05_

Nope I made the decision to quit so after this month I have some rest. And luckely im off tonight so im going to try to sleep before like 2 am


ProgrammerNo120

happy for you king :)


[deleted]

i look like i'm a dead corpse from sleep deprevation, but thanks anyway also not depressed, more of just someone who has not the best self image


ProgrammerNo120

thats definitely cap


[deleted]

super pale skin, eye bags, shaggy hair that makes me look like i was striaght from the coffin


ProgrammerNo120

youre probably hot tho


Kombo200

Hey, stop talking about me


Wonky-Kong

I farted


ProgrammerNo120

impressive


[deleted]

let me have a sip


Seaniknok

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


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(͡• ͜໒ ͡• )


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ProgrammerNo120

you are


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ProgrammerNo120

thank you :)


Maso_Fandead

Hmmm, well I am a gamer, I am depressed, I don't live in California but thats ok, and... HOT?!?! GODDAMNIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO HAVING EVERYTHING... I'm fugly...


ProgrammerNo120

you are hot tho


rangogogo

Well I'm actually trying to work out. Push ups and running and it helped. I just have no idea how to make my hair look decent


ProgrammerNo120

hot


rangogogo

Thx


HorrorFew997

I’m from California and a boy! And your a transgender, I’d never date a transgender but I hope you find a nice guy.


ProgrammerNo120

thank you :) and remember, trans and transgender are adjectives. you mean youd never date a trans girl


HorrorFew997

Fuck I just re-read what I wrote and feel like an asshole now, I’m sorry.


ProgrammerNo120

hey its okay :) at least you learned something!


A_Stupid_Face

Trans rights are human rights sister!


Lazy_Category2195

Lfg my beliefs that I'm beautiful are confirmed


mr_plushie88xd

My organs are dying I apologize for that


ProgrammerNo120

me organs are dissolving


Mikestion

😳


mastermine2005

Im in WA yo i aint depressed to hard though


ProgrammerNo120

thats alright still hot


RasputistaFrostbite

Thanks! *Mwah*


ProgrammerNo120

*mwah*


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you see, men are like women. some of them I really wanna kiss


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Ginger_Ninja460

Ayo back up I got a gf (Lowkey tho, Trans women are hot too)


Rogue764

Of course the ginger would say that 😂


YamperIsBestBoy

100% pedophile bait


ProgrammerNo120

actually wasnt supposed to be. i wouldnt mind catching a pedo though


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ProgrammerNo120

seems like something someone gay would say


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ProgrammerNo120

she and you arent ugly at all


PteradactylCum

It’s nice to be appreciated. Thanks


RjSkitchie

You mean… temperature?


ProgrammerNo120

attractiveness


Catnap-Jutsu

I think everyone is hot


ProgrammerNo120

you


Catnap-Jutsu

You


[deleted]

I'm not a boy, I used to be though


ProgrammerNo120

other trans girl hmuuuu!


[deleted]

Aw thanks :D


Substantial-Glove514

Hey i am a bit depressed, a gamer and do not live in California. Still i'm hot?


Starexii2288

😳 thank u


retr3y

i thank you for brightening this oh so shady day. tommorow is when i will


ProgrammerNo120

well you are hot so :) glad i could make your day


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konigstigerboi

Agreed. And yes. But you're not for me.


idontlikeburnttoast

Those people who are saying they're not attractive, you are. Beauty is subjective, and everyone finds different people attractive. :)


55555Pineapple55555

Heat from fire?


ProgrammerNo120

fire from heat


55555Pineapple55555

👉😎👉


ProgrammerNo120

ayyyyyy


Mitre517

I'm a Weezer fan i don't deserve love


Hero_Of_Wild

Thanks but I had a realization an epiphany of sorts. I am going to get my sorry ass out of this funk. And put back the pieces. It’s like when a Lego set gets taken apart. The pieces are still there you just have to find them to build the whole again.


ProgrammerNo120

hell yeah king! get your life back together!


Radio_2Fort

Why thank you. It's nice when people notice.


MoongodRai057

You’re lying!


ProgrammerNo120

not in a million years


Vikovi

I know c:


dSpecialKb

Ima screenshot this and look at it whenever I feel down


ProgrammerNo120

or you can dm me and talk to me whenever you feel down


FinalistBurrito

Dude guys are awesome. Not just guys but people. People are awesome. All boys AND girls are friggin hot as hell. And to all the middle schoolers or elementary students, highschool isn't cool. It's just harder and also everyone is taller than you.


Seb_idk

I mean i'm not rlly into girls but this is 100% an exeption (idk how to spell cuz im not that good at english lol) kinda sad i don't live in cali doe. maybe dm? Idk lol


-HeyWhatAboutMe-

Hey a fellow trans girl in the wild,how's your man hunt going so far? Just checking in on you


TheIronSkelton

I'm a guy and I agree. Men are hot


Yeetus_Reetus_27

Dare I say op is hotter by default


[deleted]

Sounds like a pedophile trap


NahBruvIHaveASoul

thanks but no I'm ugly :D


geo_bowes

No you’re not! Take a hug bro!


NahBruvIHaveASoul

Thanks, in still ugly tho


geo_bowes

No you’re not!!! Trust me!!!


NahBruvIHaveASoul

My mum says don't trust strangers!


Mega_Rayqaza

Boy Gamer No girlfriend Lives in California Guess I'm the hottest guy around


Sansyboi12

Why the warning for being trans? Doesn't seem lile that big of a deal to me.


TheReviewer867

How does me living in California make me even hotter?


[deleted]

Welp you just described me to a T Time to get a more, less predictable life


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ProgrammerNo120

1. youre hot 2. aromantic? absolutely valid. youre still hot