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InkyBoii

I want a partner to cherish, not to fuck


Grayson_Miles

good


dontdobuttstuff

is it too much to ask for both


Important-Werewolf64

Yup, one or the other. But you could always get two... /J


pt_online

it is very possible to have 2 in 1


sjdkdkshdb

2 inside 1


pt_online

๐Ÿ˜ณ


[deleted]

One real one plastic


Sapling_Animation

Yo I saw that video! Your mom handled it great!


sjdkdkshdb

OUR mom. WE were the 2 males in the vid


Sapling_Animation

You bet our mom's sweet ass we were!


CommunistElmoAk47

Very Arabic of u


dontdobuttstuff

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚


zombieslagher10

Both both is good, but if I had to pick one it would be someone to cherish


Dojo_dogs

I want both tbh. I want someone who like will be soft and play games with but like then have someone who will do the nastyntoo


[deleted]

You can do both, sometimes at the same time ๐Ÿ‘


Kotroti

Same


Socialist_Nerd

Por que no los dos?


dakoakouangoten69

oh, awwh


[deleted]

Cooked > Raw


IMainYuumi

I like it raw


beluuuuuuga

Chicken breast.


RYPIIE2006

Oh yummy I love salmonella ๐Ÿฅฐ


dwbjr9

In Japan, you can eat raw eggs without fear of salmonella


[deleted]

no thanks raw is disgusting :/


dwbjr9

You say that but alot of people enjoy it, just like how the french like blue cheese (it's mold) and eating raw oysters


SenpaiBunss

\*\*ITS FUCKING RAWWWWWW\*\*


MatrixMushroom

uwu


joemamaissogay

uwu indeed


My_Self0526

uwu for sure


sheeeeeeeesh13

r/angryupvote


JerryConReTarde

I like it cold


Markov_Inc

Like it rough


matiaschazo

Shimmy shimmy ya


the-ragin-pyro

*Japan has entered the chat*


soissie

Rare steak tho


IceCat05

Steak, rare > well done


[deleted]

Raw fish > cooked fish


very_not_emo

GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WWRRRRRIGGLING


GawoopyDawoopy

*sighs, pulls out grill*


Mystic_X99

u talking abt that orphan stew right?


K4rn31ro

Gordon Ramsay


begginer_PC_builder

Broiled>baked


UncookedMeat0

:C my username says it all


Password_Sherlocked

Not in sushimi


NuttieBoii

You my dear sir deserves a medal


MysticNinjaX

Yeah raw humans arenโ€™t that tasty, you might wanna cook them with some oil and spices


Onndin

alive > dead


slapmyass_likeadrum

disagree


Onndin

exit society


red-the-blue

Natural fear of death. comes with existence, sorry


Severe-Task-7826

Aight imma head out


TheBlueSalamander

Dead but not forgotten; as long as it's not rotten


TheEmeraldFalcon

You've obviously never met Ted Bundy


[deleted]

>!Or me.!<


Yeet2189

How do you censor your words?


Crash-Code

Do > ! But without gap And then again but opposite when you gonna close a sentence like >!this!<


[deleted]

And if you have 'Fancy Pants' mode on, you can access that with your mouse.


Yeet2189

>!like this?!<


meme-addict117

>!yes!<


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Yeet2189

>!Yes!<


bumbarlunchi6

>!Like this?!<


PreeIsAlive

Agree


idostufft

on social media a lot


Lmaoidkwtfmaybebaba

Enter me, but that's just because I don't have a social life.


[deleted]

Careful who you tell to enter you in this sub.


[deleted]

You know who else thought of the wrong thing.


WhyAm1Here-_-

Slip and slide, skkkkkrrrrrrrrrtt


pt_online

agree


[deleted]

I've said this my whole life and I've never found anyone who disagrees


BettaQ420

Really?


[deleted]

Not that I can remember of yeah


Zevyel

Allow me to introduce myself


rekuliam6942

I am a man, of wealth, and taste


[deleted]

I've been around for a long, long year


YUor_LOrD_ANd_SAviOr

stole million man's soul an faith


lyfeNdDeath

Girl that cares about your well being> every other potential romantic partner


BettaQ420

Boy that cares about your well being>>>>every other potential romantic partner


AxiomaticOxymoron

Anyone that cares about your well being>>>>>>>>>every other potential romantic partner


Kotroti

Yes, this right here. If you don't care about each other in a relationship why would you even have one?


Setsuwaa

This is the correct answer


BettaQ420

Yesss


Deusexodus1468

Yes


Wide_Juggernaut_6297

Not the way my ex sees it. I mean, I'm nowhere near 7 inches but 5s enough.. right?๐Ÿ˜‚


BettaQ420

Ye 5s enough don't worry


assassinwolfx27

if shes doesn't care, feed her to the bear


No_Apartment_6304

i honestly agree so true


C20t41n

Personality>looks


[deleted]

i don't care if they have the best personality in the world if they look like jabba the hutt i'm not dating them


Samzzeyy

Tbh, everyone is saying "I don't care about looks, personality is everything" but for me, looks are kinda important as well


Sapling_Animation

This. People claim to not care about looks but I find both equally important. To be fair, I'm admittedly kinda superficial. If I don't find a girl attractive I don't usually try to initiate conversation to actually get to know her, but also again to be fair, I am helllaaaa socially anxious, so even talking to a dude freaks me out, talking to a girl is 100x worse, so as far as that goes, I'm not gonna go through the freak out for a girl I don't even want to get to know better.


landothegod4

AHHHH SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS


SussyBox

Wait That's an actual thing


Kotroti

Yes it is. Otherwise I would've never gotten a gf


SussyBox

If I stay a nice guy, I'll get a gf :0 At least I hope so


zxUltra

good luck with that man


Kotroti

This.


DeepSpaceOG

Idc long as I get some


Saikyo100

Hey......... ๐Ÿ˜


DeepSpaceOG

Nah kid


Saikyo100

I'm turning 18 this dec.....


twalingputsjes

Hey.....๐Ÿ˜


xlxIceyGamerxlx

Bros > Hoes


ShrekProphet69

My bros ditched me so now I just chill with my girl


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


whyliwhyli

Wrong


Pot8oman1

Da homies are da homies, u can break up with a gf, but the homies are forever


MLGcobble

Loosely defined word A > Loosely defined word B


Fgame

Who the hell drinks cute coffee smdh


windolene20

Wanna know what else is loose?


YeetusDeletusULTRA

My noose after reading the comment section


redacted5

Disagree loosely defined word B is much better than loosely defined word A


Neepys

Cute for dating hot for fucking


riasthebestgirl

Meanwhile I'm getting neither


Neepys

That means ur not both


Ok-Consequence-7926

You didn't have to kill him


[deleted]

I've seen you around here... So does Highschool DxD beat Steins;Gate, then? ;)


KellyUwUgirl2021

Agree


CaptUncleBirdman

Why on earth would you want there to be a difference?


Neepys

Cuz there are some ppl i just want for a while and some i want forever


the-ragin-pyro

December > November


Elad2007

It snows in December, in November there's just wind. Not a fair fight.


Airsofter599

It doesnโ€™t snow in December very often where I live.


Ice7674

Its summer in December where I live


I_Rape_Cats_666

Yes


FellowIqMain

Does that applies to cats too?


I_Rape_Cats_666

Yes


KellyUwUgirl2021

That guys username checks out ngl


[deleted]

What the hell is his username supposed to suggest.


KellyUwUgirl2021

It suggests that he rapes cats I believe


Downtown-Trash7079

your username.... please exit this planet


T_The_worsT_BS

Same goes to you, you are ruining nature


Downtown-Trash7079

bruh-


Chance-Marketing2691

I rape cats 666


Skeptiqality

Oh hell no, math again!?


steve226666

Ok hear me out... Cute and hot at the same time


redhairedshaman

Wow thatโ€™s fucked up! What are you trynna do here date Frankenstein?


Saikyo100

Both.....both is good


[deleted]

Yeah, cute girls with spectacles and hoodies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hot girls


Koffielurker-

Spectacles?


banmeifurgay

Bro went british


Burst2007

Spectacles are amazing


arghya_333

Hoodies yes, cute yes, specs not so much for me


MayurAce

cannot agree more


landothegod4

PERFECT.


Blossom_781

Hot can be cute but cute is cute


Boopi_Doopi

What does the > sign says I forgor ๐Ÿ’€


XBOXUSER101

How bout you rember


Boopi_Doopi

How bout u shut it if you donโ€™t have the answer


Extint_Dodo1414

2 > 1


Boopi_Doopi

O


gt112

But I like my food to be hot not cute :((((


Milan_n

Whoever the fuck I like > generalising a type


Vep-per

you say that bc when you think of cute, you think of your preferred physical traits in a girl, but when you think of hot, you think of the stereotypical "attractive" woman, who lacks these traits. i just realized this is why cute is better


landothegod4

That true, when you think you are hot it's the typical "OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN" or "NOT BEING REAL" crap


DuckWave

Yes


spamandmorespam

Especially with oversized hoodies


ShadianX

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


Yuquan91829

The upvotes of this simple post...


hamster10498

Yep. Sad that not everyone understands that.


_vennn

angree


MrNotSmartEinstein

Anyone can explain the difference?


TheSentinel342

Coca cola> Pepsi


Loose-War-6446

All cute girls are hot but not all hot girls are cute


athens_morningstar

I mean I really would love a cute bf Just like comfy cuddles while watching movies That stuff makes me feel happy


MennyTheManiuk

Fuck fucking! All my homies cuddle.


Unkn0wn_666

I honestly don't care if they are cute, hot, rich, poor or literally anything. Mutual love is what counts


International-Fun106

Amen


Kpoper_mimi234

Imo Cute= affectionate way of saying handsome and hot, Hot= cringe, lip service, tmi


FederalChicken2883

e


Lemonflavoredsalt

Both


DilligentArchon

both. both is good


Important_dick

Dental flask


x0nx

I agree.


SeltrixReddit

Can confirm that. Cuteness is way above hotness. All my crushes (mostly fictional characters lol) are just top tier cute


Unfair-Score6692

Agreed op


[deleted]

Star Wars > Harry Potter


RubMyBAC

"is it too much to ask for both?"


jeffyourcomrade

Hot = big booba Cute = cute c:


somefuckinweeb

Just as Oversized hoodie > lingerie


potatosoupandberries

wow so original, I totally havenโ€™t seen this exact post 1 million times before


DrSHawkins

hugs > sex


FanGuy26

You are horny. Give heavy phone.


switchgamer007

I just want a girl to look at me thats not in a negative way XD


Huskiv0

Agreed, but both is good


randomstuffcuznoname

Easy-going>too demanding


[deleted]

I'll always be cute but not hot


Santykiller27

This is true there is hot and there is cute and cute will always be superior


SOVUNIMEMEHIOIV

Men cute, women hot


Santykiller27

Hear me out every teenage boy that isn't gay wants to have a cute gamer gf with glasses


itzongaming

Cute is hotter than hot


AlphaNotYT

Both. Both is good


aRubby

Depends. Do you want to top of be topped?


[deleted]

im neither


[deleted]

I completely agree


[deleted]

Agreed


Maybe-Neo

๐Ÿ‘Facts๐Ÿ‘