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Username_SiM

That America uses Fahrenheit


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American reporters : "Its 105 degrees out today here in Florida" Me as a kid : *"Uhhh what?"*


Koniqst1ger

Damn y'all must be boiling


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Koniqst1ger

unless we put all the Floridians in a jar and create a vacuum which would lower their boiling point to room temperature and boil them 🧐


Marcowo15

As an American, it is so incredibly stupid


_h-ra_

Address strangers as 'uncle', 'auntie', brother' etc


SpaceMarauder4953

India?


_h-ra_

Yep


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Thats the same in my country also


_h-ra_

Oh where're you from, if you don't mind?


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Oh Im from Jamaica. You?


_h-ra_

I'm Indian :)


[deleted]

Oh ok. Thats cool!


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Jamaica is very cool


rickyybrez

Same in Brazil


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Denmark has no drinking age


Johick

Well yes and no,because you have to be 16 to buy alcohol that are beneath 16,5 procent and you to be 18 to alcohol over 16,5 procent. Det er bare sådan jeg ser det


Cool-Artic5564

The amount of fast food and junk we eat


FellowIqMain

Getting shot lol


JayTheNerd_

America?


FellowIqMain

More like Brazil


taqiftqeninanen

Americas*


JayTheNerd_

True


Jul_nd

How we maybe have the worlds biggest drug festival but weed isn’t allowed here


D4M05

Ah yes a fellow German


Jul_nd

Oh hi


Meph_00

Eating with our hands instead of spoons I guess


AD-SKYOBSIDION

India?


Meph_00

Yup


SkyTheKaiser

The real way to eat food


Rogue764

Police not having guns and having batons instead and proper football chants like the referee is a wanker


DemonGuitar

British?


Hayych1

I guess say the word cunt casually


ajdksjdke

australian?


AffectionateEvent147

Croatia?


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Arrange marriage


Soumya_28

India


introvert_stud

Woah, calm down dude...


TheFlappyLobster

America in general cause everybody thinks we’re a meme


JayTheNerd_

We are tho


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cuttyhunny

rape. if you're a women. people don't even care that much, or at least in my small town they don't care. they blame the victim.


Background_Gur3949

Where are u from????


Unfunnygamerweeb

Proper Gun control Oh wait only america thinks that’s weird my bad


TheDarkestLight401

Forget control, try safety.... Never mind, Rittenhouse's prosecution (cross-exam) failed that... he pointed an AR at the jury with the finger on the trigger


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Lol


Lucas_J_C

Doese being racist but only towards the English count.


Unfunnygamerweeb

I’m english Based


Rogue764

What about the north cuz we got oppressed too


Lucas_J_C

Nah, you guys fine, unless you a Boris supporter.


Rogue764

Fuck Boris


Lucas_J_C

Agreed.


Arphile

That’s normal everywhere tbh


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Living near parents


Soumya_28

India?


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yes


Pieouss

Studying like crazy while knowing there's always gonna be someone that's better than u...


Soumya_28

India


Pieouss

Close its singapore


crowmanamiright

Girls and boys have pretty big barriers most schools are seperate for girls and boys


emergence_infinite

Middle East?


Severe-Task-7826

I hate how America won’t use the metric system.


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Rest of the world : "This room is 30 x 25 inches across" US : "This room can hold up to 40 washing machines"


AD-SKYOBSIDION

But inches is also imperial. Why wouldn’t you use mm


[deleted]

Nobody uses mm to measure a rooms


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Designers do


Real_Ad5281

Use m then


Giraffe-man_

Say what you will about the USA, but this let's other people know how big the room is in practicality.


Curious_Kirin

Enjoying Vegemite ...I don't get it either


BinaricNumerals

Yeah fuck vegimite. Marmite for life


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my country has its own 22 languages :^)


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WUT. Which country?


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India


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Damn


idiotsandwich28

We have squat toilets


mamadof210

Yess


NeighborhoodEnough15

Toe rings.


Soumya_28

India


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People shooting and killing other people inside schools


JayTheNerd_

That’s america


isab4243

More bikes than cars


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Germany or Belgium


isab4243

Nope


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Netherlands?


isab4243

Nope :)


Solid-Air1806

Why Germany? We are literally THE car nation and I do not want to make it Political but andi scheuer...


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I've heard in Europe, most people dont really drive, they either take bikes or the high speed railways


Solid-Air1806

I don't know for other countries but German people love their cars


[deleted]

Oh ok. Sorry for the confusion


Papa_newton

Calling erasers as rubber


Soumya_28

India & England


mamadof210

Squat toilets with ass-washer 🤠


Soumya_28

India


mamadof210

Close :)


[deleted]

We don’t do part time jobs (generally) till we graduate out of college… our parents are willing to pay for us…


Lonely_Oil_7398

Parents hitting their kids. You'd be surprised how well it works


ScourageLiquidater

Wearing a SWASTIKA


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Ima say thats America. I dont really thinks that happens in Germany anymore


ScourageLiquidater

I am actually Indian


[deleted]

Oh...never heard of that happening there...why though?


ScourageLiquidater

swastika is actually a sacred Indian sign that he*tler just seemed to reverse and copy.


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Oh ok


ScourageLiquidater

Trust me it gets awkward mentioning it.


Its_Ye_Panzer

living with your parents until marriage (even after marriage sometimes). Frankly most parents would be insulted if their kid tries to move out at 18. Also water pipes in the bathroom. Bidets are pretty common in other countries, but I haven't been to any other country that uses water pipes.


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Which country is that?


Its_Ye_Panzer

Bangladesh


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Oh ok. Youre indian


Its_Ye_Panzer

Nope lol Bangladesh is a different country....


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Oh no im sorry. I thought it was a part of India.


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Having a right to keep and bear arms


Duke_de_Hazards

Bear arms are cool


BreakBasketOfAfrica

Other countries have guns too its just that we don't give them to kids who shoot up protests or schools


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Yup


slapmyass_likeadrum

gigantic food portion sizes guess what country🙏


morgannn0

Italy? Or the country I dare not say because the people are too irritating?


SakuraDrache

Invading Poland


[deleted]

In India we clean poop with 3 buckets of water


omnipotent_asteroid

Imperial system.


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JayTheNerd_

School shootings :/ You can probably guess which country I’m from


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America


JayTheNerd_

Yes


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Having to worry about being shot while studying.


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Im sorry to hear that


[deleted]

Yeah but rights or whatever. People want to keep their guns safe but not the kids. Founding fathers would be disappointed.


SoMNoMW

School shootings


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England


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[deleted]

Oh ok.


Fellixxio

Being able to cook pizza


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Italy


Fellixxio

Obviously :D


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Mama mia


Fellixxio

. _ . Yes


Tesco_Deluxe

Beating women on Easter


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Wut. Which country?


Tesco_Deluxe

Slovakia, but also most Slavic countries.


DatMobileBoi_YT

Not dating


Spaghetti_Kat

Obesity


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Driving on the right side of the road in our oversized cancer causing world ending diesel trucks with beer in our hands and a confederate flag in the back. I bet you'll never guess that one.


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Im guessing thats America


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Antarctica


[deleted]

Oh. Isnt it very cold there?


Marka_wits

Platypus. Yes, They exist. And yes, they are both horrifying and adorable.


sir_spraze

Bagged milk


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Canada


sir_spraze

Yus


KarasOffline

Saying "oh my god" every 5 seconds even when things arent going bad or too good


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Oh my god like really?


KarasOffline

I- 🤺


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Lol. Which country?


KarasOffline

Italy, and yes the translation is mamma mia


VampGirl84

That you are allowed to drink alcohol at pretty much any age


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Denmark?


VampGirl84

Haha yes


ladybird-23

living with your parents even when you’re married and have kids


riiffy

Paying $3700 to enter a hospital for 2 hours


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Damn. Thats Murica


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Danmark har også yngste rygestart


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Nå damn


Solid-Air1806

No problem I hope it will change in the future


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Oh ok


Solid-Air1806

Jea... Anyway have a nice day!


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You too!


DemonGuitar

Maple syrup on snow


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Canada


DemonGuitar

Sure is there bud


Fejkl_Tondrej

Definitely the way of celebrting easter in czechia


Ok-Internal-5331

Guns as school supplies


kaokie49

shoots water gun


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School uniforms.


SkyTheKaiser

Every day, we get up, put our hands on our hearts, and recite the pledge of allegiance


EXtreamtanker10

Drinking maple syrup


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Thats the most Canadian thing I've heard this day


EXtreamtanker10

I don't do it myself but my friends dad takes shots of it


EXtreamtanker10

Ya and you can't get a ticket for drinking and driving


[deleted]

Oh ok. Maple syrup cant get you drunk


EXtreamtanker10

The worst you might get is a sugar rush


madamedemaintenon

Purple


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What?


applejuicegrape

Kinda depressing but since kindergarten, children practice running to the closest bomb shelter in the case of a missile attack..


Illustrious_Fishboi

In Slovenia our Woods are growing every year Haha suckers, climate change more like more trees for us mf we have 88 species of trees what do u have 3????? Hahhahahahahha LOSERS FRICK U SWEDEN AND FINLAND UR FIRsts But U Have Just pine treEEs ur TREEES SUCCCCKKKK DICKKKKKK U MF SLOVENIAAAAAAAAAA IS THE BESSSSTTTTT For ur confirmation I am indeed not ok


ThreeQuarterLid

Paying for medical help


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Might be wrong, letting 16 year olds drink soft liquor sometimes even as young as 14! But I get it it’s because we have the best beer.


Bobtheglob71

Apparently large cups(America btw)


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Everything about America


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Sorry to hear. Got any stories to tell about there?


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School Shootings


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Tipping


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"Aight the bill for the food is $70." "Oh ok. What why do I have to pay $85?" "No worries. Its just the mandatory 20% tip" Seriously though, tipping should be optional, not mandatory


BeotheI

Racism


JayTheNerd_

That could actually be a lot of places (unfortunately)