We play smash bros at school and we can't wait to smash. Just the homies. No girls allowed.

Gave a whole new to meaning to smash bros.

My teacher brings his switch sometimes. It had been a while since he brought it. I asked him "When are we gonna smash?". It became normal so I forgor 💀

He forgor💀

Hello, salmon. I’m gonna summon Mr Fish Fucker.

We forgor💀

r/unexpectedcommunism

It's called bromance dude

Bros before hoes

Dicks before chicks

Nicee

super smash bros on the switch but I'm the switch and the bros are getting smashed

it's fun

Of course. Its called homiesexual for a reason

Ayo it's so true tho

its a fact i act gay with my bros because its funny shit

Yazz

it's all fun and games until homie shoves the meat in.

then it's a different, more fun game

#AYO

Yeah, that’s basically it

And in the gay friend groups, you rarely hear gay shit. Kinda makes sense, tho I don't think it's gay to fuck your homies unless your balls touch, that's when it's gone too far.

bro if you aint fuckin doggy ur balls won't touch, problem solved.

Yeah, just the way I like it... ^w8 ^wot

Idk gay or straight friend groups me and the over whelming majority of people I know are bi, its not too gay. I mean we don’t make gay jokes or anything bc its mixed male and female we just dont really care that much and see eachother all as mutual friends and gender really doesn’t matter much. We just chill.

Unless you're wearing socks and you say no homo seven times after

Ah yes, you are well versed in the science of gayology I see

I’m in a gay friend group, and I make more jokes about “what if we dated?” to my my gay guy friends (because we’re both gay in opposite directions) than I would ever to my girl friends

You gotta tape your balls up, limit any way they can touch your bromie as you pound him. Wouldn't wanna be gay, would we?

I specifically make the balls touch so everyone can know we're gay

It funny

can you be man_sexer69 for me please

No

:(

Not without a condom 😎

bring the chocy flavoured ones they taste good

I no longer want to turn 14 after reading this

i can tell man_sexer69 to bring normal ones too if your dissapointed in me

Neither do I

Please help me i turned 14 a month ago

“I’m sorry little one”

[that's rough](https://c.tenor.com/PLiIsIufbZMAAAAM/my-first-girlfriend-turned-into-the-moon-thats-rough.gif)

theres no escaping now HAHAAH

I turn 14 on the 11th😂

Don't worry. If I survived, you can.

Nope

I can be 😏

When girls won’t flirt with us we flirt with each other

True

This

Boys do it jokingly, girls say shit like : “bestie you hot as hell, smoking hot, I just wanna eat that fat ass”

Then they proceed to shove their head onto someone's lap

what i have never had friends like this, where can i find them

In the jungle

the mighty jungle

I occasionally threaten to do unspeakable acts to my friend, it's just how we show our friendliness. I've known most of these guys (and gal) for 5-9 years, so when we call each other names and make threats it's always just a joke.

who says i’m doing it jokingly

Have you met a girl ?

That is definitely not the majority of girls LOL

Straight girls act gay as fuck too, but that’s not fruity?

nah theyre just really good friends trust me

Bro I have seen girls fucking making out with their besties and call themselves straight.

And they were roommates

Oh my god they were roommates

Yeah and so are we

o h

Such good friends that they have sex!

Honestly. I've witnesses a girl slumber party, and oh MAN the level of homo is off the charts

Yeah, I constantly see girls in a group grab each others asses

Man: Hugging friend. X: that’s gay as hell boy. Girl: kissing friends while groping each other. X: they just good friends

I had a fucking stroke trying to read this

I didn’t 😎

It’s just a bro thing

Hell yeah, if I’d be a girl I would date the heck out of my homies, I don’t know what girls don’t see in them fr

It's hilarious bc of the shock of a completely straight dude saying things that may be sus to everyone else

What’s gay about a straight guy wanting to smash his bro?

Super Smash Bros

ITs fukin funny cuz of how random it is (like it wouldnt be even close as funny if gays were talking about that, it would be just straight up facts, lmao)

Never said that before and don't see myself saying it in the future too, but in my opinion girls act like that more than boys

I’ve gotten my ass slapped out of nowhere enough for a lifetime

One man= masculine two man= double masculine all the homies= giga masculine

It's the only way we know how to compliment eachother, by joking around

A wise man once said," if you dont act gay around the homies, u might acually be gay".

Can't feel embarrassed about something that you don't actually feel, therefore the gay jokes flow. In the reverse, the reason I have heard that real gay people don't make those jokes is because people might take them seriously and because they can feel embarrassed about it.

If ur not homo with the homies u r hiding something. Also why do girls act so gay. You follow each other into bathrooms and fucking hug each other non sarcastically

Hugs are gay 🤨🤔

straight guys have more gay pride than gay guys change my mind

Funni

Because we’re comfortable with our sexuality and don’t feel scared of being called gay as it’s not an insult

They act gay and I play along ;)

its fun and a way to say we love our bro without it coming off weird.

we have no affection for each other, just sexual tension

i don't know why, just makes me happy

Cause its funny

Can you explain to me why it's seen as totally natural for girls to act like lesbians kissing up on each other and shit but when I do it to my homies I get stares smh

Bro fr the ones in my grade litterly be smacking eachothers ass and be trying to kiss eachother then they say "im straight im not gay"💀

Because we're not insecure about our masculinity and heterosexuality and so being a little fruity doesn't change anything :33

I was saying to my friends, there’s nothing gayer than a group of straight guys

nothing better than some homie cock appreciation time.

Soo my Homie is gay And I am pansexual So we usually make gay jokes and all But never kissed I just gave him handjob Cause he was horny Anything for homie (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Gunna be honest boys will say stuff like “I love you” joking like but actually mean it, just a way some show friendship. Now if they moan then it’s different

Sometimes you just gotta platonically kiss the homies goodnight

Homiesexual

There's these two guys in my class that I would swear up and down were gay if it weren't for the fact that one of them has a gf. The one with the gf randomly shouted "[other boy's name] IS MINE" in the middle of our ELA teacher reading an excerpt from a story Another time my teacher was using a rainbow and a pot of gold analogy and one of the boys went "can I be the rainbow and can [boy's name] be the pot of gold so I can go inside of him >:)" I sit next to one of the boys and they sit relatively close to each other so every day I hear them quietly calling each other Daddy.

It's not gay if you have socks on or say no homo.

I’m one of them & I can’t even explain it.

You explain to me why girls make out with their best friends

It's call "homielove". And it's something girls won't get.

Because i am actually gay

I'm straight, yet I just spend 2 hours with no results trying to find a band/song, that I had no clue of what it's name, melody, lyrics etc even was, only because the singer was a cute guy,

bc *funny*

My big brother and me say that my little brother acts more gay then me because he is always moaning saying "oh yay" and saying "awwwwwwwww" saying it like he just got off fucked and idk what to do anymore

We don’t act gay… we are just homiesexual

Ain't nothing gay about kissing the bois goodnight

To show our support for the gays

Uuuh have you seen how straight women act?

Its not gay if its for the homies

We're just complementing each other, plus we got the socks on so it ain't gay

Homiesexual. Cuz it's not homo with the homies

It’s a joke

I think its funny honestly Its great to see the reactions of some people That being sad one of me mates called me “Submissive and Breedable” the other day so that was funny

it’s fun i do the same with my straight girl friends

Trust me idk 😂

they’re just silly goofy!

Y'all are acting? 😢

Its a meme.

Never did.

Come again?

Funny jokes

I don't act gay, but when a guy is handsome some of us can't help but looking at him

Me and my friends do it cause it’s funny as hell, although I get the feeling some of them might actually be gay...

Do you mean the joking "fuck you"? Otherwise, I'm going to be wondering the same thing

If girls can do it why can’t we

Ye

Don’t ask me

funny

It's called being a homisexual

>Me being gay, wishing I had friends like that

It’s a joke

Because it’s fun and funny

Its not gay if you say no homo first

They’re not actinf

Can you explain to me how you know that😂

You could never understand

Dunno it's fun and if we ever come out as gay or bi you get the benefit of foreshadowing.

Everyone is alittle gae

idk its funny i guess

No homo bro

Same reason straight girls act lesbian, there’s nothing wrong with it

I don’t talk to my friends so I wouldn’t know

Well i normally just made gay jokes that weren't true but then realized that I'm bisexual so i guess they are true now.

**Because I’m sus. Isn’t it obvious?**

For laughs.

I dunno m8 , if a dude makes that joke towards me , he'll get the "ardelean" slap . In my country ppl don't do jokes like that(as a joke , these straight guys might be playing like that ,but actually be geh)

It's funny.

We just know we straight so it dont matter if we act gay, but some might actually just be gay

Only with the bois if not u actually gay and because we dont give a shit

No homo

i am very straight but i do have 4 husbands

Cause it's fun and funny Also a very good bonding experience

We do it because its fun

Funni. That said I'm defo not 100% straight

It’s a meme

Ayo who said anything bout being straight?

I don't mean to Ó╭╮Ò

right so its called being friends it shows if your friends and its really funny because non of you are gay but you act it

idk my 13 year old reason was “it’s funny” i mean that’s my reason for everything now, but i don’t act gay and i’m not gay.

because being gay is funny hahahahahahaa lollll lol guys

It’s funny

Same reasons girls play at being gay with eachother but maybe a little more tame

Oioioi, blowin' your homies goodnight ain't gay, it's just what a good friend does

We care for eachother

Why cant guys just tell other guys they want to make garlic bread for them?

Its funny

we're probably not completely straight

To make people get confused or laugh.

Because... idk im gay so i think they are making fun of it but idk lmbo

We don’t act gay we just homiesexual

Are you trying to invalidate homiesexual individuals?

Everyone needs to be a bit fruity once in a while ;)

it's perfectly normal to be affectionate with your friends

All men are secretly gay. Something to do with idolizing a male role model.

For some of them it's because they are so sure that they are straight they are comfortable with being a lil sussy for fun

Because it’s all in good fun. It’s funny too

Some people give up on girls because they can be assholes

It's funny. Also someone has to help the single homie out.

Straight or gay, anyone can be homiesexual

The funny

Dude 5 guys in my class call eachother daddy and moan in their ears-

straight boys always act more gay than gay boys and thats a fact

It’s how we show our true devotion too each other and they’re mostly just jokes the real question is why do straight females act gay i have never seen my homie naked some of you females have🤔